Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han's face was extremely pale, his face was red and his neck was thick, he opened his mouth and then closed it, he held it back for a long time, but didn't say anything.

In the eyes of others, it looks like being shy after being poked in the heart.

Jiang Yiming felt that he had realized it, and asked tentatively: "Hanhan, do you really... love her very much?"

"How is it possible! Don't listen to their nonsense!" Sheng Han exploded on the spot, he didn't want to be that peerless idiot, "I've only known her for less than two fucking days! I don't know her at all! I didn't go online because the computer broke Already!"

Jiang Yiming: "Then why..."

Sheng Han slammed the table: "Grass! I know!!"

There must be a handsome guy in the mirror to promote it!I only told him about not going online recently! !

"Thank you," Sheng Han pushed the notebook back, and patted Jiang Yiming's head casually, "Don't think about it anymore, forget it quickly, do you hear me?"

After speaking, without waiting for the other party to reply, he rushed to Ji Lingzhou's bedroom.

Jiang Yiming rubbed his head, with a confused look on his face: "Why did Han Han go to Zhou Ge?"

Song Yuan rested his elbows on the table, placed his hands in a triangle shape in front of him, and pondered for a moment: "Maybe... I'm afraid Brother Zhou will misunderstand too?"

Jiang Yiming: "?"

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Sheng Han was too anxious, so he rushed in without knocking on the door: "Chicken—"

Ji Lingzhou turned his head abruptly when he heard the sound.

Sheng Han: "..."

Sheng Han took two steps back silently, closed the door, and knocked lightly: "Can I come in?"

"..." Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Go in."

"Have you logged on to the game yet?" Sheng Han sat on the side of the bed and poked Ji Lingzhou's arm with two index fingers to urge him, "I have something to tell Shuaibi, help me quickly, very urgently very urgently..."

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes.

——Fingertips are white, dyed with a little powder, delicate and beautiful.

I want to put it in my mouth and take a bite.

"Not yet," Ji Lingzhou looked back, and opened the lid of the notebook, "I'm logging in now."

He had been reading just now and planned to play games at night.

If it was someone else who wanted to disturb his plan, or with such an unceremonious attitude, he would definitely not give the other party a look, only when facing Sheng Han would he be indifferent.

After opening the login interface, Ji Lingzhou paused and looked at Sheng Han: "You can log in to your account directly, and you can also take my computer to play these few days."

Sheng Han: "!?!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "... Is it so surprising?"

"You, you, you, you," Sheng Han hesitated for a long time before opening his mouth in disbelief, "You actually allowed me to play with your computer!?"

"..." Ji Lingzhou laughed dumbly, "Why not?"

"Who's mobile phone or computer can be viewed casually these days!" Sheng Han was surprised, and his speech speed was much faster, completely forgetting the anger when he saw the World Channel swiping the screen just now, "You just Are you not afraid that I will secretly go to your folder to rummage? Are you not afraid that I will see something that cannot be seen? Are you not afraid of revealing some little secrets that no one knows?"

In fact, Sheng Han didn't know this at first, because his heart was too big.

Until the second year of high school, he wanted to play a game on his deskmate’s mobile phone during class one day, but the deskmate snatched it away with an unnatural expression, and carefully popularized the science—the mobile phone computer is like a diary, it is a private item , it is very likely that there are secrets hidden, and you must not look at it casually.

He has no secrets, and he is not afraid of people watching. At first, he suspected that this was just an example. He also asked other students to verify, but found that no one's mobile phone or computer can be looked at by others, unless it is newly bought and has not saved anything.

He didn't ask Ji Lingzhou, because in his eyes, Ji Lingzhou is a cheapskate with a cleanliness obsession and a full stomach. If others are so resistant, that cheapskate will definitely be more resistant.

Ji Lingzhou was very interested: "Is there anything I can't watch? For example? AV?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Sheng Han's ears were burning hot, he looked away unconsciously, looked at the login interface on the screen, and said vaguely: "...It's about this type of thing."

Of course, there will be selfie photos and so on... But pornographic content such as AV should be the most afraid of being discovered.

If he secretly kept these, he would definitely be the last thing anyone would want to see.

"It's okay," Ji Lingzhou said casually, "You can flip through whatever you want, I'm not afraid of being seen."

Sheng Han whispered: "...Oh."

After a moment of silence, Sheng Han said, "It's better to get on your account."

He was on the cusp these days, his guild name and ID were swiped everywhere, he didn't dare to go online casually, he was so ashamed.

"Well, good." Ji Lingzhou put his slender fingers on the keyboard and flexibly entered the account password.

Sheng Han stared at his fingers in a daze.

After a while, while the screen was still loading, Sheng Han poked his head cautiously, and asked cryptically, "Did you just say the truth?"

Ji Lingzhou didn't react: "Huh?"

Sheng Han: "Do you really have... av in your computer?"

Her lips were pursed slightly, her eyelashes fluttered, her eyes sparkled, full of desire for knowledge.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

"No." Ji Lingzhou said calmly.

He doesn't watch AV, but there are many parts of GV, which are used for understanding and learning, and are hidden in corners that are not easy to find.

Sheng Han: "...Cut, what are you talking about! I thought it really existed!"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Are you sorry?"

Sheng Han immediately denied it: "How is it possible!"

It's super loud, and a bit fierce. You can tell that you've been stabbed in your heart as soon as you hear it, and the dog jumps over the wall.

Ji Lingzhou: "Do you want to see it?"

Sheng Han: "I don't want to!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Do you really not want to?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Facing Ji Lingzhou's smiling, even frivolous eyes, Sheng Han couldn't bear it any longer, so he bit the bullet and said the truth: "A little bit of curiosity, just a little bit."

Ji Lingzhou realized something: "Haven't you seen it?"

"..." Sheng Han grabbed the edge of the table in embarrassment, until his fingertips turned white, he replied in a low voice, "No."

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.

As a normal man, and a normal adult man, he will have seen this kind of thing more or less, and some people will even invite friends to watch it together, and then discuss it without hesitation.

This is a very common thing.

But this child has never even seen it... How pure is that.

So pure that I can't bear to be bullied.

"What's the matter if you haven't seen it!" Sheng Han stared at him fiercely, his momentum never losing, "Do you look down on me!"

The corners of Ji Lingzhou's lips twitched slightly: "How come, I haven't seen it before, it's very good."

In all fairness, he really doesn't want the other party to look at other women's or even men's nudes. This will make him feel very jealous, but he has no right to interfere at all.

Taking a step back, even if it is possible to interfere, he has seen it, but the other party is not allowed to see it-how can a person be so double-standard?

If you say it, you will be ridiculed and ridiculed.

Therefore, now that he knows that the other party has really never seen it, he is actually very happy in his heart.

Seeing that Ji Lingzhou didn't taunt him, Sheng Han's arrogance disappeared instantly, blinked his eyes twice, and asked in a low voice: "Then...then have you seen it?"

Not only have I seen it, but I have also studied it carefully.

Ji Lingzhou thought.

However, when he opened his mouth again, he lied subconsciously: "... I haven't read much."

Facing a child who has never seen these things and is still so pure as an adult, if he really tells the truth, wouldn't he become a big pervert in his eyes?

"Hey, that's just right." Sheng Han rubbed his fists, his eyes sparkling, "Why don't you sneak in the next one and let's watch it together? I've wanted to watch it for a long time, and I haven't dared to watch it by myself...but I should be able to pull you together !"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Seeing that he didn't answer, Sheng Han squinted at him: "Don't you want to see it?"

"..." Ji Lingzhou took a deep breath, but couldn't calm down the complicated mood at the moment, "Are you sure you want to watch together?"

Sheng Han: "Sure, there's nothing wrong with it, it's not like we haven't seen movies together!"

Of course not.Ji Lingzhou said heartily.

He already has evil thoughts in his heart, and his self-control ability is not very good, so he is not sure whether he will kiss the other party according to him, or even do something more transgressive and excessive.

However, in order to completely curb this dangerous proposal, it cannot be said directly, but must be followed.

Ji Lingzhou looked at him calmly for a while, and when he spoke, his voice was slightly hoarse: "You may not be clear yet, if you watch it with friends of the same sex, maybe the behavior of 'watching' is not the only thing."

Sheng Han didn't even understand: "Huh?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Why do normal men watch this kind of thing?"

Sheng Han was stunned for a moment, his eyes dodged, and he said shyly: "You can also just look at it casually because you are bored, not necessarily because you want that..."

"Okay, even if it's not for that," Ji Lingzhou interrupted, "but it's not normal if there's no reaction to this kind of thing, right?"

Sheng Han: "...Well, that's right."

Ji Lingzhou: "Guess if we watch together, what is the probability of doing 'that thing' while watching?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "And think about it, your own hand, how can someone else's hand be comfortable? When reason is swallowed by sexual desire, is it possible for something else to happen?"

Sheng Han swallowed hard, his beautiful Adam's apple rolled sharply, and a strange image sprang out of his mind uncontrollably, his cheeks blushed, and the blush spread all the way to his ears: "That, that's still, forget it Well, that's weird..."

Ji Ling said softly: "Yeah, it's very strange, so we can't watch it together."

Successfully dissuaded the other party, he should have breathed a sigh of relief.

But he couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, it was probably a bit bitter in his helplessness.

But that's okay, after all, he didn't expect anything from the beginning, he just didn't want the kid to be bullied casually because he didn't understand—it's absolutely impossible to be bullied severely by himself.

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The exhaust fan of the notebook was whirring, and the game character on the screen had been standing there for a while.

Sheng Han seemed to have just woken up, and suddenly slapped the table and stood up: "Oh yes! I have something urgent to tell Shuaibi! It's all your fault for interrupting me! You forgot about me! It's annoying!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han propped himself up on his elbows, leaned against the table, opened the private chat interface with Shuaibi in the mirror, and started typing.

At such a familiar scene, Ji Lingzhou almost unconsciously glanced at it—seeing that the corner of the opponent's T-shirt was inadvertently tucked into his trousers, making the upright silhouette completely revealed.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou's temples were twitching, he stood up bearing his dryness, and straightened the lumbar pillow on the swivel chair: "Come here, sit here." After speaking, he pushed Sheng Han onto the chair.

Hook out the corners of the clothes and let it hang down naturally to cover the outline.

Sheng Han: "Oh, thank you."

Ji Lingzhou felt it necessary to emphasize: "Don't lie down there in the future, come and sit on my chair."

Sheng Han: "Oh."

Ji Lingzhou: "Do you remember?"

Sheng Han said loudly: "I know! You are so annoying! I can't even type!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Just be annoying, it's good to know.

Otherwise, every time I see it, I will make up the picture of entering from behind in this posture, and the heat in my lower abdomen will almost be uncontrollable.Fortunately, my body doesn't seem to be very lustful, so I won't react on the spot.

But in a few years, abstinence for a long time... not necessarily.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Are you there, I'm not cold.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Stop swiping your screen all over the world, I don't want outsiders to know that I have been cheated.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Lord, we have actually stopped fighting!But the copyists are so enthusiastic that they haven't stopped from morning to now!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky:? ? ?But without your brushes, how could it be so popular?

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: You are famous because of the boss!Many copy parties know you!The leaders of several gangs that we always fight with, after knowing about you, they all started to organize to help you hang up!I don't know what kind of heart I'm in! !

Sheng Han: "..."

You are half a catty too, okay? !

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, that's it.I happen to be offline for two days, let them send it.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Master, please don't be too sad...

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I'm not sad.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Don't talk about it, we are all men and buddies, so don't hide it, Yan Miaomiao has already told me about your being cheated on.Listen to my brother's advice, don't hang yourself on a tree.

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: All right, thank you, I'm off.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Helper, take care!When you come back, I will introduce better ones to you!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: ...you keep it for yourself.

Sheng Han turned off the private chat interface, and while exiting the game, he thought to Ji Lingzhou: "I reported it to the customer service last night, and said that I will give me feedback within seven working days, but I don't know if I can return those things through the official website. return."

Ji Lingzhou: "Don't worry, I will find it back."

Ji Lingzhou was also looking at the screen just now, and he could roughly figure out what was going on through the chat content and a few scrolling messages shouted out through the speaker, so he didn't ask any more.

Sheng Han got up and walked towards the door: "Thank you, I'm going back."

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

"Oh, that's not right," Sheng Han suddenly stopped by the door, "I didn't ask Yan Miaomiao, but she still found out, which means that even if I don't do anything, she will ask, there is no need for you to tell me... ... Then I was pinched by you in vain??"

Ji Lingzhou felt that there was something wrong with the logic of this statement, and he thought of many ways to refute in an instant, but when the words came to his lips, they turned into: "...so?"

Sheng Han thought for a moment, then said solemnly: "I think I should pinch it back."

Ji Lingzhou smiled, walked over and bent slightly, facing him with a well-defined profile, and said softly, "Pinch it."

Sheng Han: "I don't want it! Your face looks so hard, it must be difficult to pinch."

Ji Lingzhou stood up straight: "...then where do you want to pinch?"

Sheng Han: "I have to think about it first, I feel that there is nothing to pinch on you, if I make the wrong choice, I shall suffer."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Your body is different, face, hands, chest, waist, hips, legs, feet...all are easy to pinch.

Sheng Han rubbed the tip of his nose lightly, his gaze slowly moved down from Ji Lingzhou's face, to his toes and then up, lingering for a while, and finally stopped at the area between his waist and legs.

Ji Lingzhou raised his heart in his throat.

Where there is meat, the front, there must be meat... Wait!No matter what you think-

Sheng Han stretched out his hand, and reached for the place where his gaze stopped.

"!!" Ji Lingzhou's pupils shrank suddenly, his blood was surging, and he subconsciously reached out to stop him, "Don't—"

When he held Sheng Han's wrist, Sheng Han had already touched his... lower abdomen.

"Ah? What are you doing?" Sheng Han was puzzled, and raised his eyes to look at him, "I just squeezed my abs, I haven't practiced it yet, I want to know how it feels... What's wrong, can't I squeeze it?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Oh.

"Yes, pinch it as you like." Ji Lingzhou said calmly.