Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Two days later, it was the weekend, and Sheng Han's laptop was finally repaired.

Nothing has changed except that the shell is a little broken, and he thinks it can be used for another year.

Jiang Yiming specifically reported to him, saying that few people swiped the screen now, and everyone probably forgot about it, so he dared to log in to the game after a long absence.

However, as soon as he finished loading and landed, the interface suddenly flooded with countless messages——

[Private Chat] Crab Roe Xiao Long Bao: Is my little brother still looking for love?If you can find it, you can look at me!I'm super sweet~~

[Private chat] Walking in the rain: cpdd.

[Private Chat] Sky Island: Are you here for online dating?I am a loli voice, I can chat with you late at night.

[Private chat] Brother Hao next door: Is it Sao 0?Do you want Da Meng 1?

[Private chat] Don't come here again: The male god adds me!I'm not a scumbag or a liar!The kind of serious online dating!

[Private Chat] Old Times: Do you still want to get married?

Sheng Han: "..."

What the fuck is this mess.

He twitched the corner of his mouth, no one answered, and closed all these interfaces.

Once bitten, twice shy.

He will no longer casually find unreliable strangers. If he just wants to experience the marriage system, he might as well go to Ji... no, Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan.

...I don't know how to look for spicy dicks!Absolutely not!

·

After Sheng Han took over the daily tasks, he found that the guild channel had exploded, partly to congratulate him on his comeback, but more to comfort him not to hang himself from a tree.

He reasonably suspected that Shuaibi in the mirror had brainwashed them.

There are more people online than usual on weekends. He usually goes to play team dungeons on Saturday nights, and grabs people to play in the arena on Sundays before the rewards are settled. On weekdays, he only plays casually at night on weekdays.

Not obsessed, not explosive, not topping the rankings, being a buddhist leader is pretty good.

Li Shizi has finished the exam, so he can play casually, Sheng Han's computer has also been repaired, and the four-member team finally arrived.

They called a nanny to come in, and rushed to the door of the copy together.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahahahahahahaha! !

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahaha cold!It's so funny that you're being lied to!hahahahahahahaha! ! (His mother)

[Team] Not cold: ...

[Team] Not cold: You guys fight on your own, call a dps to come in, I'm leaving.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Big brother, big brother, come back, don't leave!I'm not laughing at you... the main thing is that it's really dramatic!I only went to review for a few days, and you found a relationship and the relationship died at the speed of light!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !

[Team] Not cold: Good night.

Sheng Han withdrew from the team, and was pulled in again three seconds later.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Dad~~ Don’t be angry with your son, okay~~ Trojan horse~~~

[Team] Not cold: ...

[Team] Floating Dream: Damn, you're so disgusting...Compared with the gang leader's relationship, it's even worse...

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror:? ? ?I'm not happy with what you said. Although she is a habitual Internet scammer, I can't deny that she is super cute!

[Team] You of Floating Dream: OK, OK... If you think it's cute, then be cute...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: So cute!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!I feel like I missed a lot of big events after passing the exam! !

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: Ah wait! @不冷, may I ask if you are the one that the world swiped the screen two days ago! ?

This "I don't want to drink Wangzai" is a passer-by nanny who randomly called her. She is not from the same sect as Qing Bao'er, but to them, all the nanny are the same, they are all holy saviors.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahaha it's him, it's him, it's him!Our leader, little Nezha!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !

Sheng Han: "..."

Laughed so many "ha"s already!Why haven't you finished laughing yet!Is it that funny! ?

He suspected that if he got together with Li Shizi and Jiang Yiming in reality, they would laugh one after another until the roof was blown through, and Song Yuan and Ji Lingzhou would be so annoyed that they would run away from home.

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: Are you still looking for love? (Secretly Ask.jpg)

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Wow!Miss Sister is you!Boss, your new peach blossom has arrived!Hurry up and welcome! !

[Team] Not cold: I won’t look for it anymore, thank you.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Miss Sister, let me add it for you!It's not because you're not good that he didn't look for it anymore!It's because he was afraid of being green hahahahahahahaha! !

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: It's okay, it's okay!I'm just asking!good luck! !

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Then what do you think of me?I am also looking for love, I have what the guild master has, and I have what the guild master does not!Kangkang, I played the ball! !

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: I won't look for it anymore, thank you.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! !

This nanny is very reliable, everyone chatted and compared, and quickly finished the dungeon easily.

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: Thank you for your hard work!

[Team] Not cold: hard work.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Do you want to go directly to the raid!It just so happens that there is no need to disband!

[Team] Floating Dream: Then I'll call someone...

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai:! !Can I mix it up!The hand is not too disabled, it should not be cheated!

[Team] Not cold: Yes.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: That must be possible!It doesn't matter even if you get stuck!The boss will never spray young ladies!Ladies and sisters are all his babies! !

[Team] Don't want to drink Wangzai: Is it like this!

[Team] I don't want to drink Wangzai: It seems that I have to hide my identity of sweating profusely! !

Sheng Han thinks this nanny is quite interesting, she has a bit similar personality to Li Shizi, the kind who is good at enlivening the atmosphere, and it is very easy to get along with.

It is actually a pretty good choice to find her to play together in love.

But he no longer wants to find love.

·

It took less than 5 minutes for Fumengzhiyou to send out a team formation call, and the team that would have taken at least half an hour to form was already full.

——More than half of them joined the group only after they found out that the captain called "Not Cold".

Sheng Han was so embarrassed that he almost pressed the power off button.

This is not over yet, and the more terrifying thing is yet to come.

Sheng Han is the team leader as well as the conductor. He was the only one on the mic when he was playing the book. Those gossipers heard his nice voice and figured out his handsome appearance and even his status as a rich man. Chatted about it in the channel.

Seven people asked him on the team channel if he still wanted to find love, and two of them were men, and one person said that if he agreed to be with him, he could immediately divorce his incumbent.

Just fucking outrageous.

Sheng Han felt the victimization of the wind review, and he didn't know how to explain it. After all, he was the one who said he was sad about losing his love in the first place, so he could only let them tease him.

He bit the bullet and directed, not daring to say a single unnecessary gossip.

The news on the team channel also pretended not to see it.

After completing his duties and equipment, he immediately withdrew from the team, brutally killed the handsome guy in the mirror, and then quickly went offline.

Shuaibi in the mirror:? ? ?

·

Sheng Han turned off the computer and looked at the time, it was already past six o'clock in the evening.At this time, the takeaway Song Yuan ordered for everyone just arrived, so he got up and went to the restaurant for dinner.

The four of them sat around the dining table and ate the takeaway from the same family, and the scene was actually a bit warm.

The dining table is placed against the wall, and the seats on the north side lean against the window sill. If the people sitting inside want to move around, the people sitting outside need to stand up and make way.

Sheng Han was the first to go to the restaurant and sat in the back. Ji Lingzhou came late and sat next to him.

It was inconvenient for him to move around, and when his hands were oily, Ji Lingzhou helped him get paper towels; when he was thirsty, Ji Lingzhou helped him fetch water; when there was no place to throw bones, Ji Lingzhou helped him get a trash can.

Respond to every request, no request, no complaints.

Song Yuan's eyes straightened, he almost thought that these two people were really together.

Everyone chatted about the school while eating, and the chatting turned into chatting about the content of the game.

Sheng Han was finally able to complain: "Let me tell you, I was so fucking embarrassing just now! I just wrote a team book, and most of the passers-by who came to the group recognized me and asked me if I wanted to find love!"

Ji Lingzhou paused with his chopsticks, his eyes darkened, but his tone was casual: "Then what do you say?"

Sheng Han: "I'm directing, so I don't have time to deal with them!"

"Is it because you have no time, or are you picky?" Jiang Yiming teased with a smile, "It was hard to find love before, but now that you are famous, all the girls want to know you, so just choose one from among them! If you don't like it, Just introduce one to me, I am willing to bear the storm for you!"

Jiang Yiming used to look like a handsome guy in the mirror, always talking about looking for love, but since Sheng Han found it, he thought about it even more, and directly changed his ID to "I really want to find love".

However, the love was still not found, and only got Song Yuan's daily eyes.

When this matter was mentioned, Sheng Han became even more speechless: "It's not only women who ask me, but also men... What do you mean by a big fierce 0 who wants to show off, do you want it?"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

"Damn, who are these people?" Jiang Yiming felt his ears were dirty, "I don't want it, the reality is so bitter, I don't want to be gay anymore in the game."

Song Yuan: "?"

What you said is really interesting, it seems like you and I are having sex in real life.

Jiang Yiming lowered his head and ate two mouthfuls of food. After thinking about it, he asked again: "Then you ignore them, what if they think you are playing hard to get? You won't create a dozen more relationships out of thin air tomorrow morning, right?"

Sheng Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and suddenly admired his imagination: "How is it possible, although I ignored them, the newly-acquainted young nurse has already refused me."

Ji Lingzhou frowned, pursed his lips lightly, and gave him a vague look.

"Ah?" Jiang Yiming was stunned, wondering where did this new peach blossom come from, "Why did she refuse for you? How does she know if you are looking for love? Does she know you very well?"

Sheng Han took it for granted: "Because she already asked me when she was playing five-person book with us."

Jiang Yiming: "..."

Yes, it is a blessing in disguise, and luck is everywhere.

"Hanhan," Song Yuan couldn't help asking, "So, how many times have you been asked today?"

Sheng Han put down his chopsticks and carefully counted twice with his fingers, but he couldn't come up with the exact number, and finally stopped counting: "There are too many, I don't remember, there are a lot of them in private messages, and when I typed out the book, there was another one." heap."

Most of it should be a joke, but it doesn't have to be taken seriously.

Although Jiang Yiming was envious and jealous, he still gossiped: "Then do you still want to find love? How about the young lady who rejected you for you?"

Sheng Han: "Well, this..."

Jiang Yiming asked two questions at once, and Sheng Han wanted to answer the first question just after listening to it, but before he could open his mouth, he was interrupted by the second question.

After hearing the second question, he immediately forgot about the first question and began to think about how to describe Wang Zi.

But Ji Lingzhou is more concerned about the first question.

To him, the conversation between the two was——

Jiang Yiming: "Then do you still want to find love?"

Sheng Han was entangled: "Well, this..."

If it was normal, he would definitely think about which question the other party was answering.

But now, his sanity has long been eroded by strong sourness, and he is burning in a flame that can be called anger. If he is not careful, he will rush out of his chest, completely exposing his possessive desire that should not exist .

Ji Lingzhou held the chopsticks so hard that his fingertips turned white. The food in front of him was delicious, but he couldn't eat a single bite.

I've already been lied to once, so why hesitate about this question! ?

Do you have to succeed in online dating once before giving up? ?

He was afraid, he was terribly afraid.

He was afraid that Sheng Han would really find the love he likes, and then get married and have children in the game, from playing together to online dating, from online dating to a three-dimensional couple.

He wanted Sheng Han to stop looking for love, but he had no position.

He is nothing.

He, nothing, nothing.

The sourness and impotent rage in his heart screamed chaotically in the bottom of his heart, and finally converged into a vitriolic and mean sentence that was superficially map-like, but actually meant something.

"Those who love online with true feelings are either stupid or stupid."

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