Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han twitched the corner of his mouth.

——Crazy spraying hairspray before taking a shower to make hairstyles, even spraying more vigorously after seeing handsome people, normal people will never do it!

He squeezed some hand sanitizer, slowly turned on the faucet, and performed an unprecedented and meticulous cleaning. By the way, he carefully observed the boy in black through the reflection of the mirror.

The more I look at it, the more I feel like it, the more I look at it, the more I overlap with that person on the Internet.

It's that unique kind of silly temperament.

He decided in his heart that there was more than [-]% probability that he did not admit his mistake, so he turned his head to cover his face, gave Ji Lingzhou desperate winks, made Ji Lingzhou look at the boy, and silently mouthed "there is a handsome guy in the mirror".

Ji Lingzhou understood what he meant, nodded his head, washed his hands with lowered eyes, and asked calmly, "Are the three of them here?"

Sheng Han was stunned for a moment, but quickly came to his senses.

The other party deliberately said something related to face base, and by the way made the same voice as in the game, to test whether the boy would respond.

If not, then it's just an indifferent topic, and it's nothing to be heard; if there is a reaction, it means that it is the person they want to meet, and their hint is successful!

so smart!Worthy of being my boyfriend!

"I don't know either," Sheng Han pretended to be indifferent, but deliberately amplified the volume, "I guess it's almost here, I'll check WeChat when my hands are dry."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, do you know what they look like?"

Sheng Han: "I don't care if they asked for a photo, but they will definitely recognize it when they open their mouths. After all, the voices have been playing together for so long."

He purposely emphasized the words "Voice playing game", thinking that if the other party is really handsome in the mirror, even if they are too stupid to hear the similar voice, they will definitely understand that they know each other.

"It's not just us who can hear them." Ji Lingzhou paused, "They can definitely hear us when we talk."

Sheng Han: "I really look forward to meeting them!"

The two sang together and played the whole conversation with ease.

Sheng Han glanced at the boy in black, quietly but excitedly waiting for his reaction.

……

I saw that the other party didn't respond, and was still concentrating on his hairstyle, which became uglier and uglier, but he seemed to be more and more satisfied with it.

The top of the head has gradually changed from a straight steel wire to a bird's nest.

Sheng Han: "...?"

Is it really not him?

Well, indeed, it might just be an illusion, because I thought too much, how could such a coincidence happen, not to mention that there are many fools in this world.

And there is a handsome guy in the mirror who shouldn't be as stupid as this guy... This guy's haircut looks really stupid.

Sheng Han shook his head, took out a tissue to dry his hands, and was about to leave, when he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and continued to say to Ji Lingzhou: "By the way, my swimming trunks seem a bit... er, short? It's a triangular shape, isn't it? The ones with four corners, I want to see if there are more covered ones.”

He is not very good at swimming, but he learned a little bit when he was a child, and the number of times he has gone swimming since he was a child can be counted on his fingers. This pair of swimming trunks was bought by his mother for him when he graduated from junior high school.

At that time, I didn't feel anything, but now the more I look at it, the more... I feel ashamed.

Don't want to wear it out at all.

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows and looked at Sheng Han happily.

This kid didn't mention it for the past few days, as if he didn't care about it at all, why did he suddenly mention it when he was about to go in?

Sheng Han blushed a little when he was seen, he quickly looked away, and his voice was much lower: "Well, well, although everyone is male, but... Mian Ji, I haven't seen it in three dimensions, and suddenly I have to wear so little to meet I'm still a little embarrassed. I've been thinking about it for a few days, but I just don't know how to tell you, I'm afraid you will think I'm so hypocritical that I can't let go even after soaking in a hot spring."

"How could it be?" Ji Lingzhou rubbed Sheng Han's hair, "Baby shows too much, if others see it, I will be very jealous."

Sheng Han's heart beat faster: "Oh..."

Ji Lingzhou: "I know what your pair of swimming trunks look like. I've seen them by chance before, but I'm also afraid that you think I'm too much in charge of what I'm wearing, so I didn't mention it."

Sheng Han curled his fingers, his face was getting hotter and hotter, he almost forgot that there was an idiot standing next to him: "...Of course you can take care of it, if you don't want me to wear it, just say so, you didn't force me to stop How can I feel that you are interfering."

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Well, I will tell you directly in the future, and I will accompany you to buy it later."

Sheng Han: "Hey, good."

Sheng Han threw away the tissue ball, took Ji Lingzhou's hand and was about to leave when suddenly he saw the boy in black turned his head and stared straight at them, his eyes sparkling with shock, as if he had something to say to say.

Sheng Han: "?"

... So it's not that there is no response, but that the response is slow! ?

His heart skipped a beat, his sense of anticipation returned, and he doubted again that he hadn't misunderstood the person—the probability that this person is a handsome guy in the mirror has increased again!

"You guys! You two," the black-clothed boy's eyes became brighter and his tone was very excited, "Are you also having a face-to-face meeting with netizens today!?"

Sheng Han: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

They were wrong!The other party is indeed a fool! !

Obviously Shuaibi's voice is in the mirror!It also has Shuaibi's tone in the mirror!Why does it seem to be another person!Why! !

He and Ji Lingzhou have exactly the same voices as in the game!Why can't you hear it!They haven't changed their voices yet! !

"Yes, yes," Sheng Han laughed dryly, and the corners of his eyes twitched unnaturally, "Ha, haha, are you too? What a coincidence."

The boy in black also laughed: "Yeah, it's not a big deal. I've known you for a long time. It's a coincidence that you are the same. I was nervous when I went to the bathroom, but it turned out Seeing that you guys are going to face each other, you suddenly don't feel nervous, hahahaha, maybe this is called the same people who have fallen in the end of the world!"

Sheng Han's expression was complicated: "Well, well, I can also see that you are nervous..."

While agreeing, he said in his heart: I just want to ask, if you suddenly know that the two people in front of you are the targets of your face, will you still be so relaxed? ?

Ji Lingzhou sighed helplessly, and decided to add some hints: "What game did you know each other?"

The boy in black: "Ah, it's "Dengxian", a fairy-like MMRPG online game, hahahaha, you should know, it should be the hottest game nowadays."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, I know, we do too."

"Damn, this is too coincidental!" The boy in black clapped his hands excitedly, "Which server are you from? Have you participated in the latest competition? Have you made it to the top [-]? We made it!" , Hahahahaha! Awesome!"

Ji Lingzhou answered all truthfully, always observing the changes in the other party's expression.

"I rely on me! My God! What a coincidence!" The boy in black patted his thigh again, and the voice was so loud that people passing by all looked at him, "We won't meet you in the future! Don't encounter it, I am most afraid of playing this kind of game with people I know, and I will definitely be embarrassed to win."

Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This person may really be hopeless, unless the straightforward truth of "we are your netizens" is directly called to his face, otherwise he may never be able to react.

The boy in black murmured to himself and sighed for a long time, took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and said to Sheng Han and the others while typing a reply quickly:

"Hey, my netizens are looking for me. They're here. I have to go. See you soon! If you want to play with me, you can add me as a friend. My ID is Shuaibi in the mirror. It's easy to remember. I should listen to it once. You can remember it, because it fits my temperament very well, hahahahaha! Add me if you want to play together, I am very strong!"

Sheng Han: "...Okay, we will add it."

It is very strong, really strong, so strong that few people in the world can be more stupid than you.

"OK," the boy in black snapped his fingers and stroked his hairstyle, "Then I'll see you in the game then, I'll go face the blast! I hope those netizens aren't too handsome than me!"

Sheng Han struggled to speak: "Come on, come on, have a nice day."

In all fairness, anyone with a normal haircut must be much more handsome than you...

After the three said goodbye to each other, the boy in black swayed and rushed out of the bathroom, leaving Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou looking at each other with complicated and speechless eyes.

"He... He really didn't hear it?" Sheng Han didn't know what to sigh anymore, it was outrageous that his mother opened the door for Outrageous, and outrageously arrived home.

I never dreamed that it would be so outrageous, and I didn't play the cards according to the routine.

Ji Lingzhou: "Probably not, I reminded him, but he didn't react."

Sheng Han even began to doubt himself: "Is there a big difference between my voice and the one on the Internet? After listening to it for so long, I can't recognize him? Isn't he my deputy gang leader? We have chatted for a long time. I can't recognize him face to face... I clearly recognized him before he opened his mouth!"

"It's his problem, it has nothing to do with the baby." Ji Lingzhou glanced at the phone, and the group discussed that several of them had met each other, and urged the others to go over quickly, then led Sheng Han out, "It seems that everyone We're here, and we'll go find them."

Sheng Han hugged her tightly: "Yeah, let's go!"

He had been thinking about how to surprise everyone a few days ago, but with the episode just now, all the surprises he had prepared before were useless.

But it doesn't seem to matter much - no matter what, Shuaibi in the mirror will definitely be frightened!

·

The new meeting point agreed in the group just now is in front of the big flower pot next to the third big column from the entrance of the hall. Looking from a distance, there are several boys standing around there.

As soon as Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou left the bathroom, they walked straight in that direction.

They let go of the hands they held earlier, and they were going to hold each other again when they were asked, "Where is Sweet Gummy?" and admitted that they were Sweet Gummy, so as to scare the three of them.

As they approached, they saw two familiar figures from the back, Song Yuan and Jiang Yiming, and the black clothes standing beside them, facing them——

"Hi, what a coincidence, I see you again!" A handsome guy in the mirror waved and introduced casually, like a socially obsessed person, "I've already met my netizens, these two are my teammates, This is my Qingyuan and his roommate, hahahaha, have you guys met successfully?"

Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan: "?"

Sheng Han: "..."

We are all here!Haven't you reacted yet! ! !

Besides the three of them, there were two other boys standing in a circle.

One of them is a vigorous boy with curly hair. His eyes are big and bright, and his eyelashes are very long. When he looks at people, he gives people a feeling of enthusiasm. He should be Tanuki Persimmon.

Wearing rimless glasses and a light blue plaid shirt next to him, the quiet and even gloomy boy is Yuyou Yu.

At this moment, they followed Shuaibi's gaze in the mirror, and after seeing Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou only a moment later, they already had the answer in their hearts.

——This must be going to the sky by boat and it’s not cold anymore.

Only Shuaibi in the mirror has not reacted yet, and is still waiting for Sheng Han and his group's answer, not feeling anything wrong at all.

Sheng Han was speechless, Ji Lingzhou smiled and answered for him: "We just met Ji."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Hahaha, then why are you here?"

Ji Lingzhou gently tugged at the neckline, and said calmly: "Because... the person who faces the base is right in front of us."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "?"

"..."

"!!!!!!"