Online dating is to wear a small skirt

"What, what? Ah?" The handsome man in the mirror was dumbfounded for a while, "What is in front of you? Who are you talking about face-to-face with? We... us? Are you going to face-to-face with us?"

Everyone: "?"

It's all so obvious!Haven't you figured it out yet? ?

Under the eyes of the six people around who couldn't say a word, the handsome man in the mirror opened his mouth, and the string in his mind was finally connected, and he suddenly realized: "Oh, you are Brother Chuan and... the boss?"

"Yeah! Otherwise!" Sheng Han couldn't help it anymore, "Isn't the voice similar!? Fortunately, he hinted at you several times! You didn't even react!!"

In the mirror, Shuaibi scratched his head, but his hair was too hard after spraying too much hairspray, so he put down his hand again: "Uh, it looks a bit like it, but it doesn't feel the same?"

Everyone: "..."

Under Sheng Han's death gaze, Shuaibi in the mirror had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain: "Just, to be honest, I'm not very sensitive to boys' voices, not to mention the difference between the voice in the earphone and the real voice. , I really can't hear it."

"And, the most important point!" You are handsome in the mirror, and you are stronger than your innocence, "Didn't you say Brother Chuan is not very good-looking? I see that you two handsome guys don't think about what I know at all. I really thought you guys were just another batch of face-based people!!"

Thinking of this, Ji Lingzhou turned his head slightly, pointed at Sheng Han, and smiled lightly: "That's what he said nonsense."

Sheng Han echoed: "Yes, I used his computer at the time, just to annoy him for playing."

"Hiss——" Li Shizi gasped, thinking of the last netizen who hadn't appeared before, and felt that he seemed to have noticed some ulterior secret, and asked tentatively, "Playing with him? So is he angry?"

Ji Lingzhou shook his head: "Of course not, how could I be angry with him."

Sheng Han: "Hey."

Tanuki and Fumengzhiyu looked at each other for a moment, and in their complicated gazes, they agreed that the conjecture they had denied before should be true.

In the mirror, there was Shuaibi who didn't catch the clue. After looking around for a while, he asked casually, "By the way, where did Little Gummy go? Did you go to the bathroom? Why didn't you see her? Didn't she come with you?"

Floating Dream You was a little speechless: "What do you say..."

In the mirror, Shuaibi had a flash of inspiration, and he suddenly realized: "Could it be that you are not coming? Is it because you are shy to swim together? Hey, sure enough, my previous worries were finally fulfilled, that is, I shouldn't bring girls with me. Come here together..."

As he spoke, he beat his chest with regret.

Jiang Yiming pretended to be silent for a long time and watched the crowd, but finally he was so angry: "Brother, you can't see this?"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "?"

Jiang Yiming: "Brother Han Hanzhou, come on, let's do a show for this idiot?"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Damn, who are you scolding!?"

Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou originally thought about letting everyone discover the truth in this way, so they moved at the same time when they heard the sound, reaching their hands towards each other from their sides.

In the blink of an eye, the two hands were firmly held together.

The movements are intimate and natural, as if this movement has been performed countless times secretly without everyone knowing.

Tanuki Persimmon and Floating Dream: "!"

Sure enough!Their instincts are sharp!If I knew it at the beginning, I would have believed in my guess! !

Shuaibi in the mirror was stunned for a moment: "??? What's going on?? Why are you pulling—hmm? Ah? Ah!??!!"

Floating Dream: "I understand this time..."

The more Li Persimmon watched, the more anxious he became, and hurriedly helped to tell the truth: "Yes! He is Tiantian Gummy! Our suspicion at the beginning was right! Tiantian Gummy is the leader! Are you aware of it! You I’m afraid it’s because IQ is negative! It’s so obvious that I didn’t see it!!”

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "But, but how is it possible? Ah? Didn't you say no before? Wait, so...the voice changer is really used? Uh? The gang leader and Chuange are actually... love, no, couples ? Ah? Ah? Real or fake? Are they gay? Not straight? Ah???"

Jiang Yiming was extremely disgusted: "'Ah' what'ah', it looks like you have been raped, I feel ashamed to be in love with you."

"?" Shuaibi in the mirror raised his ears when he heard this, and subconsciously turned to him, "What's the matter, what's the matter, do you despise your husband so much?"

Jiang Yiming: "Get out, I'm your husband, I'm not as mentally handicapped as your husband."

Shuaibi in the mirror: "Tsk tsk tsk, so you want a wife like me, so you should have said it earlier. If you are more sincere, humble, or kneel down to beg me or something, it is not impossible for me to dedicate myself. "

Jiang Yiming: "Don't talk nonsense, if you are really my wife, my IQ will be lowered by you."

Sheng Han: "...?"

It turns out that their daily conversations are in this style?Are two straight men discussing who is the husband and who should date whom?Do you have any misunderstandings about straight men! ?

Hearing this, Song Yuan pushed his glasses, and said leisurely: "Yeah, your IQ is not high, you can't get lower."

Jiang Yiming: "??? Who is your roommate!"

In the mirror, Shuaibi sneered mercilessly: "Hahahahaha! Your roommate stamped it himself! There must be no falsehood! When I say that your IQ is low, you are not allowed to refute me!"

Jiang Yiming: "You fucking dare to say me???"

The two started "fighting" while spraying, like two elementary school students who blushed and had thick necks arguing about "one plus one equals three or equals four".

Fortunately, Li Persimmon and Sheng Han pulled him away in time, so as not to be seen as a joke.

After some inexplicable gags, everyone's relationship has been improved a lot, and the embarrassment of the first meeting has been eased, as if they have returned to the way they were when they got along online.

"Hey, I still don't think it's right." In the queue, a handsome guy in the mirror suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said to Jiang Yiming, "I asked you several times at that time, didn't you say that they are indeed two people? You he Mom still swears to promise me?"

Jiang Yiming showed an awkward yet polite smile: "Compared with your roommate, of course the roommate's secret is more important."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Then you can hint me secretly? If I can guess something, I don't have to be such an idiot today."

Jiang Yiming: "No, you are usually such an idiot."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "?"

……

Although it is the first time for everyone to meet, after a few minutes of communication, you will find that the other party is actually similar to the Internet, and even the unfamiliar faces gradually feel very friendly.

Before the meeting, Quan said that he was socially phobic, but after the meeting, he found that he was all socially obsessed.

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Ten minutes later, the seven of them finally got their locker cards and went to the locker room together.

This hot spring resort can accommodate a large number of guests, and the dressing room is divided into many areas, each area has more than a dozen rows of cabinets.

Everyone registered together and got the cards in the same district, but their positions were far apart.

Sheng Han is in the row relatively close to the door, and the only person in the same row with him is Floating Dream, and Ji Lingzhou is separated from him by six rows of cabinets, as if he is a Smurf on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea.

Each hand card is bound to the ID card and the hotel room number. It is not convenient to exchange and use, so we have to give up.

"156, 164, 178..." Sheng Han whispered while looking at the door number, and at the same time looked for his cabinet door corresponding to the number on the card in his hand.

Just when he finally found it and was about to stride over, Floating Dream suddenly grabbed the corner of his clothes, and whispered behind him: "Bang, gang leader, wait a minute..."

"Huh?" Sheng Han turned his head, "What's the matter?"

Floating Dream Zhiyou's eyes wandered for a while, and then he lowered his voice and said slowly: "Are you... are you really gay?"

Sheng Han thought for a while: "I shouldn't, I think."

Floating Dream: "...Huh?"

"It's just that the person I like is a boy. I have liked it since I was very young, and I only realized it some time ago." Sheng Han smiled, his brows and eyes were bent, and his eyes were shining, "If there is no him, I might only like girls."

Floating Dream Zhiyou thought of Ji Lingzhou's outstanding appearance and temperament, as well as his ability to lead the whole team to the top [-], pursed his lips, and nodded thoughtfully: "Oh, that's right..."

Such an excellent person, everyone will like it, so what if he is a man.

The gang leader is the same, with a nice voice, good handling, good personality, orderly command, and in reality he looks so sunny and cute, it's hard not to be liked by others.

Standing together, the two seductive people are so well matched that no outsider can get in.

Even if he can get in, it has nothing to do with him.

Sheng Han saw the other party bowed his head and lowered his eyes: "What's the matter? You don't hate homosexuals, do you?"

"No, no..." Floating Dream Zhiyou hastily waved his hand, almost throwing his cards out in a hurry, "How could it be, I have always, always admired the leader..."

Sheng Han was very grateful and praised himself: "Hahahahaha, thank you."

He was about to open the cupboard door after laughing, and Ji Lingzhou said "he is still different to you" before suddenly popping up in his mind, he paused, turned around and asked in horror: "Wait a minute! What kind of worship are you talking about?" !?"

Don't be that kind of worship!If her boyfriend finds out, she might be fucked! !

Floating Dream: "..."

Sheng Han: "..."

The two of them stared at each other for quite a while, before Floating Dream You spoke weakly: "Of course it's... the kind of worship that thinks the leader is very powerful..."

Sheng Han: "Oh, it's okay, change it quickly, or they will have to wait for a while."

Floating Dream: "...um."

The cabinet doors of the two were facing each other obliquely. After Sheng Han opened the cabinet door, he turned his back to Floating Dream, humming a slightly out-of-key song while taking off his clothes and changing into his swimming trunks.

Fumengzhiyou stood quietly in front of the cabinet door for a while, then glanced back secretly, then quickly looked away.

"..."

In the space between the two rows of lockers, not only the two of them were there, but a few unknown people were also changing clothes.

Sheng Han was a little shy, and just as soon as he took off his trousers, he quickly put on his swimming trunks, with a posture of "as long as I move fast enough, others won't be able to see".

Of course, he wouldn't know whether others saw it or not.

After closing the locker door, Sheng Han turned around and found that Floating Dream You hadn't finished his work, even just took off his shirt, and it seemed that it would take a long time before it was finished, so he said to him: "I'll go find them first , come back when you're done."

Floating Dream: "Yeah, umm."

Sheng Han was the fastest to change. He stood at the entrance of the dressing room and fixed his hair in front of the big mirror. From the mirror, he saw Shuaibi walking over from a distance, grabbing his hair. He seemed to be distressed by the fact that the hair sprayed with hairspray was too hard. No, it's not easy to take a shower, let alone put on a swimming cap.

...It's so stupid that it makes people want to laugh.

In the mirror, Shuaibi walked up to Sheng Han, glanced down, and exclaimed straight: "Hey, boss, your ass is so up."

After speaking, it seemed that he still wanted to slap his hands casually, but because he was not so familiar with it, he didn't move.

"!"

Sheng Han's scalp went numb, and he stared stiffly at the person walking behind him from the mirror.

It was the person he had seen countless times, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, long and straight legs, well-defined abdominal muscles, and mermaid lines hidden in swimming trunks.

Just the way he came here has attracted the attention of many people.

The fly in the ointment is - face, black.