Online dating is to wear a small skirt

When Sheng Han was struggling with how to respond, Ji Lingzhou had already stood beside the two of them.

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes slightly to look at Sheng Han, and raised his eyebrows with great interest and a bit of guilt, his eyes seemed to ask, "What are you doing? Why are you chatting on such a large scale?"

"..." Sheng Han was wronged and died.

He didn't know how he was dragged into such a strange topic when he just changed his clothes ahead of time and looked in the mirror.

He didn't want to either.

How else could he answer?Should he open his mouth to discuss with others whether his butt is up or not?Then he is a real pervert with a sticky ass.

Being handsome in the mirror is better than ignorance, and he greeted Ji Lingzhou very familiarly, and then changed his words: "Hey, Brother Chuan! You are so handsome! How did you practice? Later Teach me!"

"I haven't practiced much, maybe it's not easy to teach," Ji Lingzhou paused, and said meaningfully, "It's just that I exercise more frequently."

Sheng Han: "?"

What kind of sport are you talking about?I suspect you are driving and have evidence!

"Oh," You Shuaibi in the mirror didn't think much about it, "That's right, I have a roommate who hasn't specialized in fitness, but plays basketball almost every day, and has always been in good shape."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, I'm almost the same."

In the mirror, the handsome guy gave a thumbs up: "Hahaha, is that the leader too? The leader is also in good shape, I'm so envious."

Sheng Han: "Well, um...probably so."

Ji Lingzhou: "The two of us exercise together every day."

Sheng Han bit the bullet and agreed: "Yeah, exercise together, healthy and happy."

Between the singing and the harmony, Sheng Han actually felt a sense of guilt for blatantly pornographic and bullying pure elementary school students.

He didn't want to show his affection, but the facts didn't allow it!

"Oh, that's great, I also want a roommate who can take me to exercise together," Shuaibi in the mirror sighed, then turned to look at Sheng Han, "By the way, boss, where were we talking just now? "

Sheng Han's alarm sounded: "!!——"

Ji Lingzhou showed a kind and friendly smile, and reminded in a warm voice: "Speaking of your boss's buttocks are up."

"Oh, yes," in the mirror, Shuaibi lowered his head to take another look at the beautiful curve, shook his head and clicked his tongue twice, "It's really curvy, it's rare for boys to have such a figure, it's really better than a hundred times See you soon."

"Well," Ji Lingzhou also glanced at it, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "it's quite upturned."

Sheng Han: "?"

Are you polite?Is it polite?ah?Discussing this in person?

Sheng Han tried his best to cover up his shame with anger, he straightened his chest, let out an angry "hum", and then mercilessly said to Ji Lingzhou: "What's wrong with my buttocks, yours are quite long! "

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "."

Sheng Han: "...??"

OMG!etc!What the hell did I just say! !

He watched Ji Lingzhou's eyes gradually change from full of smiles to dark ones, and he suddenly became unlovable, feeling that he was going to be thrown on the bed to mess around tonight.

He's no longer talking nonsense, woo woo woo!

There is a handsome man in the mirror who heard this, and finally smelled a bit of gay air belatedly, thinking that these two people have done everything they should and should not do, and the measurement method of length and warp is not only through vision but also possible tactile --

He watched his ears, his nose, his nose and his heart, and pretended not to hear the light bulb, which glowed and glowed silently back away.

……

Sheng Han couldn't stand Ji Lingzhou's scorching gaze, turned his head away in shame, looked at himself in the mirror, and changed the subject stiffly: "This swimming trunks are pretty, what do you think?"

On the way to the locker room just now, they passed the counter selling swimming supplies. Sheng Han Raji Lingzhou went over and asked him to help him choose a pair of boxer trunks to replace his original pair of shameful briefs.

Ji Lingzhou only glanced at it, and fell in love with a dark blue one.

The bright yellow stripes are printed on it, which not only shows off the figure and complements the skin tone, but also looks very sunny and lively. Even if you wear it from a long distance, you can recognize it at a glance.

Although he didn't want Sheng Han to be looked at more by others because of his good looks, but the children in his family believed in his vision so much that he could help him choose, so he couldn't recommend ugly ones.

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "I helped the baby choose the swimming trunks, baby, guess if I think it looks good?"

Sheng Han: "..." Well, I said something stupid again.

"Swimming trunks look good, babies look even better," Ji Lingzhou paused for a while, leaned close to the child's ear, and said in a breathy voice, "I really like swimming trunks, and... the inside of swimming trunks."

"!??"

Sheng Han's heart was beating wildly, his breathing was messed up, and he almost died on the spot.

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Until the group left the locker room and came to the swimming area, Sheng Han's face was still a little red, and he even walked out of the same hands and feet position several times.

Saying things like this in public...

Hmph, I don't know how to be ashamed at all, like a big pervert, I don't care about him anymore.

I was complaining in my heart, but on the surface, I sneaked a glance at Ji Lingzhou, and then he was stared at by the other party with a smile in his eyes.

"!" Sheng Han hurriedly looked away, paused for a moment, and became hands and feet together again.

Ji Lingzhou smiled lightly, and pulled Sheng Han's curled up hand over like a coaxing child, slowly unfolded fingers one by one, and then gently inserted them into the gaps between the fingers, turning into a gesture of interlocking fingers.

Reluctantly, Sheng Han struggled symbolically twice, and finally let him hold her like this.

Shuaibi in the mirror walking behind witnessed the whole process: "..."

Such inhumane dog abuse scenes are definitely not what I should watch, so let's continue to pretend to be a blind passerby.

The swimming area is very large, only about one-tenth of the area is the swimming pool area with regular lanes, and the rest are all kinds of recreational facilities.

Although it is a hot spring resort, the play area may be larger than some small water parks in the city.

There are also many tourists with children, mainly for the amusement facilities.

Ji Lingzhou also became one of those tourists, leading the blushing child to the area of ​​water amusement facilities.

The other five wanted to play together, so naturally they all followed suit.

It was the first time for Tanuki to visit a swimming pool with water amusement facilities. Looking east and west, he felt novelty everywhere, and completely turned into star eyes.

"Hey, did you play the "Roller Coaster Tycoon" series of games when you were young?" Tanuki talked excitedly, "There is a water park in it, which is very fun. I wanted to play this kind of game back then. I’ve watched a lot of videos, but I’ve never been here. There’s no place like this in our city, and I don’t have anyone to accompany me when I go far. This is the first time I’ve seen these real things. "

"Damn! I've played it too!" Jiang Yiming turned his head and quickly added to the topic, "The [-]-in-[-] version also brought a zoo. I played it for a long time! Every time I was about to abandon the file and restart, I would put the tiger and the lion. Go to the road with many tourists and let them run after the tourists, hahahaha...do you know? After the tourists are killed, the icon will turn into a big chicken leg!"

The handsome man in the mirror felt the same way: "Hahahahaha, I have done this kind of thing several times. I put herbivores in the enclosure of carnivores, and they were chased for a long time before being eaten. I also caught tourists and threw them into the enclosure. In the water, I forgot whether this version can drown tourists, anyway, there was a previous version that could drown tourists.”

Jiang Yiming: "What a coincidence, I even zoomed in on the screen to see tourists struggling in the water! But I feel that the expressions of the tourists are not well done, and you can't even see the frightened look. It's a waste of my feelings!"

After the two of them exchanged a few selfless words, not only the other five friends who were traveling with them fell silent, but passers-by also looked over with complicated expressions, as if they were watching two brutal murderers exchanging experience in crimes.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "!"

"...??" Jiang Yiming tried to defend himself, "No, eh, no, it's just a game! I just play casually, I just think it's interesting... I rely on Song Yuan, come back! What are you running!!"

Song Yuan floated further: "Stay away from perverts, everyone is responsible."

Jiang Yiming: "That's a game! It's not real! What are you doing! You rubbed me on the ground in the game! Could it be true!!"

Song Yuan came to a conclusion and drifted further away: "Stay away from me, it turns out that you are not only perverted, but also gay."

Jiang Yiming: "..."

Everyone laughed and played while queuing up for the highest water slide.

Although there are many tourists on weekends, there are also many items that can be enjoyed and experienced, so on average, the number of people queuing up for each item is not too many.

When the queue was about to arrive, Sheng Han swallowed, pulled Ji Lingzhou's hand over, and whispered to him: "Well, I'm actually not very good at swimming, so I don't dare to play this kind of game..."

Ji Lingzhou also lowered his voice: "Afraid of choking water?"

The deep voice was magnetic, and it was very close to Sheng Han's ears, making his ears itchy, and the itchy electric current spread all the way to the apex of his heart.

Sheng Han: "...well, almost."

Ji Lingzhou smiled, handed over the clenched hand that was not held, and stretched it like magic. In a blink of an eye, there was a small nose clip in the palm of his hand.

Made of silicone, with attached straps at both ends, the nose clip can be hung entirely around the neck.

"!" Sheng Han was surprised, "Where did you get it? Why did you buy this? Well, did you buy it just for me!? But how do you know—"

Ji Lingzhou: "What are babies afraid of, do I not know?"

Sheng Han: "Oh..."

Sheng Han took it slowly, and after trying to put it on, he blushed and asked softly, "When did you buy it? Why didn't you tell me?"

Ji Lingzhou: "When you bought swimming trunks."

Sheng Han: "Did you think I needed it then?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

"Hey." Sheng Han took off the nose clip and hung it above his chest, feeling sweet in his heart.

At this moment, Jiang Yiming turned his head and saw the extra items on Sheng Han's body at a glance, and immediately became jealous: "Damn——Han Han has a nose clip, I want it too!"

"I don't even want it, it's mine," Sheng Han pointed to Ji Lingzhou, and said proudly to them, "The love nose clip from my boyfriend."

"Ah!" Jiang Yiming wailed, "I also want a loving nose—"

In the mirror, there is a handsome guy pinching his nose: "Why howl, you wait, I will give it to you, who made you my wife."

Jiang Yiming: "??? Then what are you doing in this posture?"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Produce love snot."

Jiang Yiming: "?"