Online dating is to wear a small skirt

This morning it was a substitute class again, Sheng Han didn't sleep as usual, but he didn't attend the class either.

When he first started class, he wanted to listen carefully, but the tone of Professor Mediterranean was too flat, as if an old monk was chanting scriptures.

This caused him to fall asleep when he had nothing else on his mind, and to be distracted when he had other things on his mind.

In short, I just can't concentrate on listening to the class.

At this moment, he is still struggling with the problem of cheating Ji Lingzhou on online dating.

——Why does spicy chicken ignore people?What's wrong with just replying to me with a few words?It's not troublesome, is it?Why even the words of refusal were asked by others?

And he doesn't look like a person who doesn't like to talk at all... He even talks more than himself when he is venomous.

Can't figure it out.

Completely incomprehensible.

Sheng Han leaned on his chin sullenly, fixed his eyes on the top of the professor's head, and kicked Ji Lingzhou under the table.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Sheng Han: "You are a pig."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han: "Tell me, are you a pig?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...I'm not."

Sheng Han: "Hmph."

The inexplicable conversation ended thereupon.

Sheng Han became even more depressed.

Isn't that nice to talk about?He didn't even get angry when I called him a pig.

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A few minutes later, Ji Lingzhou turned his head slightly, and his gaze swept across Sheng Han's beautiful side face.

The child didn't sleep or sleepy today, which is not normal.

Is it time to study hard after correcting evil and returning to righteousness?

... No, it doesn't quite look like that either.

Looking at the erratic eyes, it is more like wandering in the sky.

What are you thinking about?

Ji Lingzhou touched Sheng Han's arm with his elbow, casually pointed to a formula in the textbook, and asked in a low voice, "Do you understand this? Tell me about it."

"Ah," Sheng Han stared at his textbook for a moment as if he had just woken up, and then looked at his own textbook, "Uh...the page has been turned."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sure enough, I didn't attend the class, and I didn't even know which page was on.

But that's not bad, if the child can't listen in class, then I have another chance to teach him alone.

Sheng Han turned the page and looked at it carefully for a while: "What didn't you understand?"

Ji Lingzhou: "No need."

Sheng Han frowned: "Why not?"

"It's too troublesome, I'm too lazy to listen now," Ji Lingzhou made up a reason, "I'll take a closer look after class, maybe I'll understand."

Sheng Han: "Do you dislike me for being a scumbag?"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

"Hmph, I see," Sheng Han said angrily, "Are you sure that I can't understand? So you would rather learn by yourself?"

"...No," Ji Lingzhou knew that he was talking nonsense again, so he decided to attack from another angle, "Then you will?"

Sheng Han said calmly: "Of course I won't."

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

At this time, just four and ten minutes into class, Professor Mediterranean announced a break.

The classroom suddenly became noisy.

Sheng Han was finally able to speak without lowering his voice, folded his hands on his chest, raised his chin slightly, and taught Ji Lingzhou sternly: "You can think that way, but you can't express it that way. You can say 'no, thank you', but you can't say that I You are a scumbag, and you dislike me for not being able to speak."

Ji Lingzhou: "...I don't dislike it."

I never even said that you are a scumbag, from elementary school to now, not once.

"You must be polite in your speech in the future." Sheng Han hated iron and steel, and poked the other party's fair-skinned but muscular arm with his white fingertips. "Not only to me, but also to strangers." Be polite, especially strangers who take the initiative to talk to you, do you remember?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

I don't know which poor kid is more rude.

Sheng Han said a lot of wrong words, but his intention was to draw out the words "be more polite when facing strangers".

He wants to remind the other party, let the other party realize the mistake, and reply him in the game.

Ji Lingzhou: "...well, I see."

Although I didn't understand anything, and I didn't feel the need to talk to all the strangers, but the brainless agreement would definitely not make this little firecracker angry.

Sheng Han nodded in satisfaction, feeling that it was enough for him to mention here.

If you say something more like "a stranger talks to you, even if you want to refuse, you have to answer it", it may completely expose your identity.

He prides himself on his wit and deep knowledge.

Sheng Han used his eyes to signal the other party to reflect on it later, and then jumped to the next more important topic: "Do you have someone you like?"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

"?" Seeing that he was silent, Sheng Han asked, "What do you mean, do you have it? Do you not want to answer? Or are you shy?"

Ji Lingzhou's lips moved, but no sound came out.

"Oh, I see," Sheng Han clapped his hands suddenly, "You're shy, I didn't expect you to be shy too! Hahahahahahaha, you're shy..."

Ji Lingzhou interrupted: "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Of course Sheng Han couldn't tell the truth, but he straightened his back confidently: "I just want to know! If you want to know, you can't ask!"

"I can ask," Ji Lingzhou looked away, and said in an understatement, "Then you guess, and I will tell you if you guess right."

Sheng Han: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Guess."

Sheng Han: "..."

In fact, after Sheng Han heard what Yan Miaomiao said last night, he had guessed wildly for most of the night, and the more he thought about it, the more beautiful girls there were in the school.

Among the beautiful girls, there are not a few who can be called cute.

He never paid much attention to Ji Lingzhou's interpersonal relationship, and he couldn't guess which ones he knew, which ones he was familiar with, and which ones he might like.

Sheng Han said dryly: "I can't guess."

"Oh, is that so?" Ji Lingzhou hooked the corners of his lips, with a smile in his eyes, "That's not it."

"Really? I don't believe it," Sheng Han snorted dissatisfiedly, "There are so many beautiful and lovely girls in our school, but you don't like any of them? Or was it love at first sight?"

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes: "Who do you think is beautiful and cute?"

"A lot," Sheng Han snapped his fingers, "As far as our class is concerned, the Communist Youth League secretary, the cultural committee, and the roommate of the cultural committee..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Oh."

Sheng Han: "...are you laughing at me!?"

"Yeah," Ji Lingzhou glanced at him calmly, but his tone was sour, "There are so many beautiful and lovely girls in your eyes."

Sheng Han: "I, I...I..."

Ji Lingzhou interrupted lightly: "What are you, you are also beautiful and cute?"

"!?" Sheng Han's ears started to feel hot inexplicably, and a seemingly unreasonable anger surged up to Tianling Gai, "You won't tell if you don't tell me! Why are you scolding me! I don't want to know anymore! I won't ask you anymore!!"

...the scene seemed familiar.

It seems that I said almost the same thing last night.

But yesterday they said they would never talk to each other again, but just now they were still chatting.

Ji Lingzhou suppressed his jealousy, and warned himself not to get angry with children because of such trivial matters.

He stared at the opponent's clenched fist with blue veins, he couldn't help feeling a little distressed, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to help him stretch it: "Don't be angry, I—"

"Get out! I'm not angry!" Sheng Han slapped away his disgusting hands, and ran to the empty seat in the last row of the classroom with his textbooks and schoolbag in his arms.

Ji Lingzhou got up and wanted to coax him back, but Professor Haidi suddenly entered the room and announced that the class would continue.

"..."

Ji Lingzhou sat down again, and lightly touched the place where he was hit just now—there seemed to be the other party's body temperature, and even the unique scent of milk.

The child just said "why scold me"...

But what did I say?Is it pretty and cute?Is pretty and cute a curse?

Ji Lingzhou feels that the children in recent days are a little strange, not only being angry too often, but also more or less, um... inexplicable.

Yes, he seems to be getting more and more incomprehensible about children being angry.

In the past, even if he had a more serious yin and yang eccentricity, a child would not be so violent all of a sudden.

Not only did he blush with anger, but he also slapped his hand severely.

What's wrong with being pretty and cute?Why are children so sensitive to this adjective?

This is not exclusive to girls, there is no need to care so much...

In the second half of the class, Ji Lingzhou was thinking about this question, and his mind wandered from time to time, but he could still hear all the key points without falling into place.

Even if he had something on his mind and had trouble concentrating, he had to force himself to listen to everything.

Otherwise, the child will not be taught.

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