Online dating is to wear a small skirt
Chapter 18 Secretly liking a cute pervert
Although both Qing Bao'er and Jiang Yiming said that, Sheng Han still didn't think he was not suitable for online dating. He vowed to firmly master the superb online dating skills and make Ji Lingzhou so fascinated.
After much deliberation, he decided to ask Yan Miaomiao about his experience.
Yan Miaomiao has had so many relationships, so she must be quite proficient in chasing people and getting along with each other in daily life.
[Private chat] Not cold: Are you there, I need you for something.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Here!
[Private chat] Not cold: I have a friend who wants to date online, but he has no experience, so I want to ask you.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Oh, is this friend you?
[Private chat] Not cold:?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Hahahahahaha, you are just kidding, you can ask!
[Private Chat] Yan Miaomiao: But I have never really dated online before. I just casually search for love and have no feelings. But I know a little about online dating, so I should be able to help you.
[Private chat] Not cold: He wants to chase after a male god in the game, and male gods have no love.He wanted to be a teacher, and had a private chat, but the male god kept ignoring him, and it was said that the male god never accepted apprentices.
[Private chat] Not cold: Under such circumstances, besides joining the Gang of Gods, is there any other way to get close to him?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Him?
[Private chat] Not cold: ...
[Private chat] It's not cold: she made a mistake.He is the first input method, and he typed it out casually.It's a woman, not a man, and not myself.
When Sheng Han was in a hurry, he typed a lot of words, and regretted it very much after sending them.
——His character design in the game should be stable!Why explain so many words!Is there no silver 300 taels here! !
Fortunately, Yan Miaomiao did not question it.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Although I have taken the initiative to ask for love, I will definitely not hang myself on a tree. If someone rejects me, I will definitely not pester me again. I have never encountered such a situation as you.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: But as the saying goes, a strong girl is afraid of pestering her husband!
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: If you get close to him more and express your admiration for him, maybe you will have a chance!
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Oh, wrong number, you let him.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: No, you let her.
[Private chat] Not cold: Then what if...the other party still ignores him after a long time of close contact?
Sheng Han thinks that hot dick is such a difficult and annoying person, even if he joins a gang and encounters him by chance, it may not be useful, and he should be ignored or ignored, unless there is another opportunity to contact him.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Then there is no other way, 80% of those who can't get involved like this are because they have a partner in the third dimension, so they refuse to be ambiguous on the Internet.
[Private chat] Not cold: What about the remaining 20%?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Of course there are people I like in the third dimension.
[Private chat] Not cold: ...
[Private chat] Not cold: Thank you, I see.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Come on!For that friend of yours!
Sheng Han closed the chat box with a complicated expression.
Spicy Chicken and I share the same dormitory, and we go together for class and dinner together, so he definitely has no chance to date his girlfriend, and he doesn't look like someone who has a girlfriend when he looks so annoying.
...Is there really someone you like?
who is it?Is it a girl from our class?Or are we professional?Our department?
Do I know you?is it beautiful?What about character?Why like?
Many questions flashed through his mind, but he subconsciously denied them all—it was just difficult to approach, maybe he could talk to me tonight.
If it still doesn't work, I can get close to him for a few more days, it will definitely work.
……
It must be possible.
·
After Sheng Han finished the daily life of the big one, he boarded the small one to upgrade, taking advantage of the hot chat on the guild channel, he chatted a few more words along with him, brushing up his sense of presence.
Ji Lingzhou was online, but he never participated in the chat, as if he didn't see it.
If Ji Lingzhou didn't come out and bubble up, Sheng Han felt that it was meaningless and didn't want to continue chatting.
Unexpectedly, a male player in the guild added him as a friend in private, saying that he was a trumpet, and asked him if he was a newcomer and if he wanted to be a teacher.
He refused, and the man said that he could take him to play, and he could ask him if there was anything he didn't know.
Sheng Han became more depressed.
——Why are other players so enthusiastic, only Spicy Chicken is so indifferent?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sent another application for apprenticeship to Ji Lingzhou.Rejected, sent again, rejected again, sent again, and then no response.
Sheng Han: "..."
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I just want to ask for a teacher, I really admire you very much, you are so handsome...QAQ
He kept in mind Yan Miaomiao's teachings, to get close and express admiration.
But he was very poor in words, he couldn't think of any other words to express his admiration other than praising the other party for his handsomeness.
Oh, another one came to mind.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, it would be great if I could get a handsome and skilled master tonight. TAT
Still no response.
Sheng Han suspected that Ji Lingzhou blocked him.
Or... Am I not cute enough?Didn't Shuaibi like Qing Baoer's when he said spicy dicks?Why did you ignore me when you came here?
He rolled his eyes, had an idea, and turned on the gang channel again.
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Let me ask you a weak question... Which one of you is familiar with going on a boat? OvO
[Association] and Dream Book: We are all familiar with each other.
[Guild] Ziyang: Hahahaha, what's the matter, he's in my team, why are you looking for him?Shall I tell him for you?
Sheng Han took a closer look, and found that this ID was the one he had added as his friend in private just now.
Is this a coincidence?
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Yes~ Thank you! >3
[Guild] Ziyang: ok, wait for me.
[Guild] is gradually going away: the little sister doesn't want to have a relationship with him, does she?Hahaha, let's die as soon as possible, there are seven or eight people who have been rejected by him.
[Guild] Sweet Little Gummy: I don’t want to be in love~ I just want to get to know him~ I think he is very handsome~~
[Guild] gradually walked away: Hahahahaha, he is handsome and very strong!
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Wow~ I want to know him even more! >v
"...Pfft, hahahaha."
Sheng Han looked at the message he sent and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Taking Qing Baoer as a reference object, it is too simple to pretend to be cute in typing chat, it is so simple that you only need to master a few words and symbols and emoticons.
Even if he was a man, there was no pressure at all.
There was another chat on the guild channel, but he was not interested in watching it again, so he turned it off, waiting for Zi Yang to write back to him.
After a while, Zi Yang came back to chat with him privately.
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Uh, he said he didn't want to chat with you, and he didn't plan to accept disciples.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Great, I know it's... TAT
[Private Chat] Zi Yang: If you want to chat, I can do it, and it’s okay to accept apprentices. There are still many vacancies in my apprentice column. You are always welcome, hahaha.
[Private chat] Ziyang: Oh, by the way, I also have that outfit of his, and I can change into it too.
What is this strong feeling of "I am willing to be a substitute for you"...
Sheng Han wiped away the sweat that didn't exist.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: It’s okay~ No need~~
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Hey, little sister, do you really want to worship him as your teacher?I thought you didn't intend to worship anyone, but it turns out, good guy, you just don't want to worship me!
[Private chat] Ziyang: What is the difference between me and him?Tell me, I'll try to change it later.
Sheng Han: "..."
Brother, you talk a lot.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: There is nothing wrong~ Maybe it’s because Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, people like him the first time they see him~~>3
[Private chat] Ziyang: That's it, alas, it's sad to lose a cute little apprentice.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Where is there no fragrant grass in the end of the world~ Apart from me, you will meet many, many good sisters~~
[Private chat] Ziyang: You know how to persuade me, so why did you decide on him?
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Because he is a very dedicated person~ I don’t want to give up messing with him once I’ve decided!Even if he keeps ignoring me, I won't change my mind! >3
Sheng Han refused in a fancy way, so to speak, Zi Yang finally stopped worrying about this matter.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I want to go offline to provoke~ go to sleep and sleep~ waving~~
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Hey, go, go, you can come to me for anything in the future, it’s okay to be a relative or friend if the master and apprentice can’t do it, right?After a long time, you will find that I am not much different from him.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Okay, okay~ good night~~
Fearing that the other party would continue to chatter endlessly, Sheng Han hurriedly quit the game.
It's amazing that someone would stick to his trumpet.
It turns out that apart from Spicy Chicken and Shuaibi, there are many people who like this kind of cute girl, he thought it was a minority.
... Tsk, eyesight is still low.
After pretending for so long, why didn't I feel that this kind of thing is good?
Secretly liking cute perverts, hmph.
The author has something to say:
This chapter is a very important transitional chapter
PS: I tried many times to make it more interesting but failed!That's it!
PSS: Recently, comments in the comment area seem to be swallowed very seriously (I don’t know if it’s a problem with my app). For example, when you click on a chapter, you can only find 20 comments, but there are more than 30 comments in the background, and there are many comments I have replied to. They all disappeared _(:з」∠)_
After much deliberation, he decided to ask Yan Miaomiao about his experience.
Yan Miaomiao has had so many relationships, so she must be quite proficient in chasing people and getting along with each other in daily life.
[Private chat] Not cold: Are you there, I need you for something.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Here!
[Private chat] Not cold: I have a friend who wants to date online, but he has no experience, so I want to ask you.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Oh, is this friend you?
[Private chat] Not cold:?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Hahahahahaha, you are just kidding, you can ask!
[Private Chat] Yan Miaomiao: But I have never really dated online before. I just casually search for love and have no feelings. But I know a little about online dating, so I should be able to help you.
[Private chat] Not cold: He wants to chase after a male god in the game, and male gods have no love.He wanted to be a teacher, and had a private chat, but the male god kept ignoring him, and it was said that the male god never accepted apprentices.
[Private chat] Not cold: Under such circumstances, besides joining the Gang of Gods, is there any other way to get close to him?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Him?
[Private chat] Not cold: ...
[Private chat] It's not cold: she made a mistake.He is the first input method, and he typed it out casually.It's a woman, not a man, and not myself.
When Sheng Han was in a hurry, he typed a lot of words, and regretted it very much after sending them.
——His character design in the game should be stable!Why explain so many words!Is there no silver 300 taels here! !
Fortunately, Yan Miaomiao did not question it.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Although I have taken the initiative to ask for love, I will definitely not hang myself on a tree. If someone rejects me, I will definitely not pester me again. I have never encountered such a situation as you.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: But as the saying goes, a strong girl is afraid of pestering her husband!
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: If you get close to him more and express your admiration for him, maybe you will have a chance!
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Oh, wrong number, you let him.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: No, you let her.
[Private chat] Not cold: Then what if...the other party still ignores him after a long time of close contact?
Sheng Han thinks that hot dick is such a difficult and annoying person, even if he joins a gang and encounters him by chance, it may not be useful, and he should be ignored or ignored, unless there is another opportunity to contact him.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Then there is no other way, 80% of those who can't get involved like this are because they have a partner in the third dimension, so they refuse to be ambiguous on the Internet.
[Private chat] Not cold: What about the remaining 20%?
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Of course there are people I like in the third dimension.
[Private chat] Not cold: ...
[Private chat] Not cold: Thank you, I see.
[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Come on!For that friend of yours!
Sheng Han closed the chat box with a complicated expression.
Spicy Chicken and I share the same dormitory, and we go together for class and dinner together, so he definitely has no chance to date his girlfriend, and he doesn't look like someone who has a girlfriend when he looks so annoying.
...Is there really someone you like?
who is it?Is it a girl from our class?Or are we professional?Our department?
Do I know you?is it beautiful?What about character?Why like?
Many questions flashed through his mind, but he subconsciously denied them all—it was just difficult to approach, maybe he could talk to me tonight.
If it still doesn't work, I can get close to him for a few more days, it will definitely work.
……
It must be possible.
·
After Sheng Han finished the daily life of the big one, he boarded the small one to upgrade, taking advantage of the hot chat on the guild channel, he chatted a few more words along with him, brushing up his sense of presence.
Ji Lingzhou was online, but he never participated in the chat, as if he didn't see it.
If Ji Lingzhou didn't come out and bubble up, Sheng Han felt that it was meaningless and didn't want to continue chatting.
Unexpectedly, a male player in the guild added him as a friend in private, saying that he was a trumpet, and asked him if he was a newcomer and if he wanted to be a teacher.
He refused, and the man said that he could take him to play, and he could ask him if there was anything he didn't know.
Sheng Han became more depressed.
——Why are other players so enthusiastic, only Spicy Chicken is so indifferent?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sent another application for apprenticeship to Ji Lingzhou.Rejected, sent again, rejected again, sent again, and then no response.
Sheng Han: "..."
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I just want to ask for a teacher, I really admire you very much, you are so handsome...QAQ
He kept in mind Yan Miaomiao's teachings, to get close and express admiration.
But he was very poor in words, he couldn't think of any other words to express his admiration other than praising the other party for his handsomeness.
Oh, another one came to mind.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, it would be great if I could get a handsome and skilled master tonight. TAT
Still no response.
Sheng Han suspected that Ji Lingzhou blocked him.
Or... Am I not cute enough?Didn't Shuaibi like Qing Baoer's when he said spicy dicks?Why did you ignore me when you came here?
He rolled his eyes, had an idea, and turned on the gang channel again.
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Let me ask you a weak question... Which one of you is familiar with going on a boat? OvO
[Association] and Dream Book: We are all familiar with each other.
[Guild] Ziyang: Hahahaha, what's the matter, he's in my team, why are you looking for him?Shall I tell him for you?
Sheng Han took a closer look, and found that this ID was the one he had added as his friend in private just now.
Is this a coincidence?
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Yes~ Thank you! >3
[Guild] Ziyang: ok, wait for me.
[Guild] is gradually going away: the little sister doesn't want to have a relationship with him, does she?Hahaha, let's die as soon as possible, there are seven or eight people who have been rejected by him.
[Guild] Sweet Little Gummy: I don’t want to be in love~ I just want to get to know him~ I think he is very handsome~~
[Guild] gradually walked away: Hahahahaha, he is handsome and very strong!
[Guild] Sweet Gummy: Wow~ I want to know him even more! >v
"...Pfft, hahahaha."
Sheng Han looked at the message he sent and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Taking Qing Baoer as a reference object, it is too simple to pretend to be cute in typing chat, it is so simple that you only need to master a few words and symbols and emoticons.
Even if he was a man, there was no pressure at all.
There was another chat on the guild channel, but he was not interested in watching it again, so he turned it off, waiting for Zi Yang to write back to him.
After a while, Zi Yang came back to chat with him privately.
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Uh, he said he didn't want to chat with you, and he didn't plan to accept disciples.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Great, I know it's... TAT
[Private Chat] Zi Yang: If you want to chat, I can do it, and it’s okay to accept apprentices. There are still many vacancies in my apprentice column. You are always welcome, hahaha.
[Private chat] Ziyang: Oh, by the way, I also have that outfit of his, and I can change into it too.
What is this strong feeling of "I am willing to be a substitute for you"...
Sheng Han wiped away the sweat that didn't exist.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: It’s okay~ No need~~
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Hey, little sister, do you really want to worship him as your teacher?I thought you didn't intend to worship anyone, but it turns out, good guy, you just don't want to worship me!
[Private chat] Ziyang: What is the difference between me and him?Tell me, I'll try to change it later.
Sheng Han: "..."
Brother, you talk a lot.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: There is nothing wrong~ Maybe it’s because Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, people like him the first time they see him~~>3
[Private chat] Ziyang: That's it, alas, it's sad to lose a cute little apprentice.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Where is there no fragrant grass in the end of the world~ Apart from me, you will meet many, many good sisters~~
[Private chat] Ziyang: You know how to persuade me, so why did you decide on him?
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Because he is a very dedicated person~ I don’t want to give up messing with him once I’ve decided!Even if he keeps ignoring me, I won't change my mind! >3
Sheng Han refused in a fancy way, so to speak, Zi Yang finally stopped worrying about this matter.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I want to go offline to provoke~ go to sleep and sleep~ waving~~
[Private chat] Zi Yang: Hey, go, go, you can come to me for anything in the future, it’s okay to be a relative or friend if the master and apprentice can’t do it, right?After a long time, you will find that I am not much different from him.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Okay, okay~ good night~~
Fearing that the other party would continue to chatter endlessly, Sheng Han hurriedly quit the game.
It's amazing that someone would stick to his trumpet.
It turns out that apart from Spicy Chicken and Shuaibi, there are many people who like this kind of cute girl, he thought it was a minority.
... Tsk, eyesight is still low.
After pretending for so long, why didn't I feel that this kind of thing is good?
Secretly liking cute perverts, hmph.
The author has something to say:
This chapter is a very important transitional chapter
PS: I tried many times to make it more interesting but failed!That's it!
PSS: Recently, comments in the comment area seem to be swallowed very seriously (I don’t know if it’s a problem with my app). For example, when you click on a chapter, you can only find 20 comments, but there are more than 30 comments in the background, and there are many comments I have replied to. They all disappeared _(:з」∠)_
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