Online dating is to wear a small skirt

"Oh, oh," Sheng Han realized that what was exposed was not about playing a trumpet, and immediately calmed down, talking nonsense, "It's just what you guessed!"

Ji Lingzhou wanted to laugh for a while: "...what? Is that senior gay?"

"...!?" Sheng Han's expression froze for a moment, and then he said loudly, "That's right! He's gay! He's so perverted! He still wants to add me on WeChat, write me the WeChat number and let me go back I added him, but I threw him away! I don’t want to be with homosexuals!!”

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han just wanted to affirm that he responded wrongly just now, and brought the topic to Niu Xuechang, and ended up scolding Ji Lingzhou.

Ji Lingzhou knew what he meant, and didn't care about the last sentence.

...Well, I actually care a little bit.

But not particularly sad.

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, what's more, why do you say you look like a clown? What are you jumping up and down?"

"Yeah, it's just like a clown..." Sheng Han dragged out his sentence, racking his brains to form a lie, "Oh, I pretended to be an idiot who can't play basketball and acted like a clown in order to avenge you today." !"

The words are fluent and natural, not like making up pieces together, and the eyes are confident and calm, Ji Lingzhou can tell that this sentence is the truth.

Ji Lingzhou: "How did you take revenge?"

"Uh, uh," Sheng Han was a little embarrassed, but in order to cover up his trumpet, he had to tell the whole story, "I just scratched him a few times, and then tripped... No, no, no, he didn't fall, this doesn't count ...I hit him with a basketball, but only lightly, he is so strong, there must be nothing wrong! Well, I even slapped him..."

...this kid.

For me, I deliberately took risks to do these things, which are obviously irritating things, but I can get away with it.

Ji Lingzhou held back a smile: "Okay, then when will I ignore you?"

"You, you..." Sheng Han had a flash of inspiration, and his panicked eyes lit up, "You ignore me during the day! You don't even come to ask me to forgive you when I'm angry! It's too much!"

Tsk, pretty smart.

The cross-channel chat said a lot of what was there and what was not, and in the end it was all round.

Sheng Han straightened his back, knowing that at such a time, he must be aggressive, otherwise the deception of online dating would fall short: "Is there any problem?"

"No more," Ji Lingzhou smiled, with a sly look in his eyes, "But... I can answer your question now."

Sheng Han had long forgotten: "Ah, what's the problem?"

"You asked me if I was gay," Ji Lingzhou watched him seriously, never letting go of every slight change in his expression, "I'm not, I'm not gay."

Sheng Han stared at him suspiciously: "Really?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, otherwise, how do you judge that I am?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Of course it's because I pretended to be a girl to seduce you, but you ignored me!Since you don't like anyone, what else can be the reason besides being gay! ?

Sheng Han pursed his lips, frowned, and tried very hard to make up an excuse: "Just because you are so old, you have never found a girlfriend, and you have never had a good relationship with any girl, so I suspect you..."

"Aren't you too?" Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows slightly, "We are the same, if I am, then you are too?"

"!?" Panic flashed in Sheng Han's eyes, he lowered his head subconsciously, and loudly denied, "I, I, I am impossible!"

Ji Lingzhou couldn't help rubbing his messy hair again: "Well, then I can't either."

"If it's impossible, then it's impossible!" Sheng Han opened his hand and stood up staring at his wet eyes, "I'm going back to play games! Take care of your illness! Don't run around!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

Sheng Han continued to be fierce: "Get up early tomorrow! You are old and old, and you have been in the classroom for a long time!"

Ji Lingzhou: "OK."

"Also, there is one more thing," Sheng Han curled up his fingers, and said with difficulty, "You are already old, so hurry up and find a girlfriend, you can find one in... the game!"

Ji Lingzhou firmly memorized the second half of the sentence: "I know, I will talk about it when I meet someone I like."

Sheng Han blinked: "...It's just that you haven't met someone you like yet?"

You didn't say that before!When I asked you at the time, I said that there is no way you like it!become so fast!The smelly man who should be thrown into the trash can!

"Well, I haven't met him yet," Ji Lingzhou stared at him, his eyes gradually darkened, "but... there is one that feels good, you can consider giving it a try."

Sheng Han: "...Really?"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "I'm very attached to me, and I plan to get to know each other in these two days."

Sheng Han rubbed his nose and thought: Hearing this statement, why do you feel that the person he is talking about is my trumpet?Did I succeed? "Strong girls are afraid of pestering men" has come true?

Hehehe, if you stick to it later, maybe you will be able to succeed tonight.

"Then I'm going back!" Sheng Han's eyebrows were stained with joy, and he ran out impatiently, "Come on! Good night!"

·

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes, calmly sat at the table, and carefully reviewed the abnormalities of the child's words and deeds in the recent period——

"Then if you fall in love online, you will be the stupidest pig in the world, called Ji Lingzhu."

"Do you have any favorite animals?"

"Do you like rabbits?"

Immediately afterwards... a new bunny girl, riding a novice exclusive mount, appeared on the top of a mountain where it was almost impossible for novices to know, find, and fly up, and deliberately fell to her death in front of her own face.

And his location was only shown to Sheng Han's friend.

Only he can precisely lock his position in such a big world.

"Have you played games and accepted apprentices?"

"Are you familiar with the people in the gang? Anyway, you know each other better, right?"

Ask yourself to play the arena, pretending to inquire about the news unintentionally.After knowing that he would not accept apprentices, he immediately joined the guild, quickly mingled with other guild members, and asked people who happened to be in the same team as him to ask if he would accept apprentices.

"Do you have someone you like?"

"Aren't you gay!?"

After frantic harassment, there was no response, so it was only natural to have such doubts.

"You have already guessed it, so why do you keep ignoring me?"

"You hate me just because you want to see my jokes and make me jump up and down like a clown..."

"Hurry up and find a girlfriend, you can find one in...in the game!"

……

Everything is threaded into a thread, echoing the original "online dating is a pig".

Ji Lingzhou smiled confidently.

——Next, there are only a few minor issues that need to be verified.

Why did you come up with the name "Sweet Little Gummy"?Why do you want to imitate Qing Baoer's cute words?Why do you think you like cute ones?

Where did he receive this error message?

Cute, sweet, soft, Qingbaoer...

Ji Lingzhou immediately thought of a person they both knew—the handsome guy in the mirror.

That day, Shuaibi in the mirror asked him if he liked cute and sweet. He thought of the picture of a child becoming like this, so he replied: I like it very much.

It was this "I like it very much" that made the two of them misunderstand what he meant, and took it as a reference for the standard of mate selection.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Has your boss ever asked you what kind of girl I like?

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: I didn't ask.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Could it be that I guessed wrong?Or do you want to hide it from me together?

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: He asked our relatives and friends what kind of favorites, I just mentioned you as an example... Well, anyway.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: If you care about this matter being known by him, then I say sorry to you.

Gee, sure enough.

Ji Lingzhou rubbed his fingertips and typed slowly.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's okay, but I asked you about it, don't tell him.

[Private Chat] There is a Shuaibi in the mirror: ok!I see!

After figuring this out, there is one last thing left—who mentioned homosexuality.

It's a... a man who knows that his trumpet wants to worship me as a teacher, and also knows me, and just chatted with him in the game.

Almost instantly, a name flashed into Ji Lingzhou's mind.

——Azusa Yang.

Yes, that gay can only be him.

He's the only one who's the only link between "Above the Sea" and "Gummy Gummy".

...But why do they know each other so well?

How long have you known each other?Already discussed the issue of homosexuality?

Ji Lingzhou frowned, took a deep breath, suppressed the strong jealousy in his chest, clicked on Ziyang's dialog box, and typed out five words unceremoniously.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Are you gay?

[Private chat] Ziyang:! ? ! ?How did you know! ?

[Private chat] Ziyang: Tangtang told you! ?You got hooked up with her! ?

Sugar?Such an intimate name?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes.

[Private chat] Ziyang: Hahahaha!I'm going to congratulate Tangtang!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: No need.She will be mine from now on, I don't want you to get too close to her, and I don't want you to call her such an intimate name.

[Private chat] Zi Yang: Uh... She just became a teacher, so you care so much?

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Oh, you have to start with master and apprentice, not direct love.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: My apprentice is also mine.

[Private chat] Ziyang: Alright, I got it, then congratulations!She's super cute and nice, you definitely won't lose by taking this apprentice!I can't even get it!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, thank you.I also wish you to catch up with the person you like.

[Private chat] Ziyang: Hehehe, I would like to borrow your good words.

·

Ji Lingzhou closed Ziyang's chat interface, only to find that the child also sent a private chat.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I really want to be a teacher~TAT

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I will guarantee that after apprenticeship, I will be self-reliant and not cause trouble to Master, I just want a name, I want to be Master's little apprentice~~QAQ

The corners of Ji Lingzhou's lips curled up slightly, and he was not in a hurry to reply. Instead, he slowly scrolled the mouse wheel, and carefully read through the private chats that the other party sent him recently, word by word.

Yes, he received them all, word for word.

In fact, from the very beginning, he had doubts about this trumpet, but it was just based on intuition, without any evidence.So there is no blocking, no blocking, just not replying, quietly watching what "her" is going to do.

In doing so, the possibility of missing the child's news is eliminated, and unnecessary entanglement will not be caused by admitting the wrong person.

Facts have proved that when he faces children, his intuition is always accurate.

……

Halfway through the news, another application for apprenticeship popped up, and I filled in a message: I just agree with you~ I really want to be your apprentice~TAT

Ji Lingzhou bent his eyes and smiled, gently pressed his left hand against his chin, and pressed the left mouse button with his slender index finger.

【You have agreed to the apprenticeship application of Sweet Gummy】

【Successful apprenticeship】