Online dating is to wear a small skirt

【Going to the sky by boat has agreed to your apprenticeship application】

【Apprentice success】

Sheng Han: "!!!"

Spicy dick agreed?I succeeded?

Sheng Han stared at the screen in shock, read these two lines of system prompts over and over several times, and opened the master-apprentice page to confirm for a while.

In the end, she happily pulled Corgi's pillow, hugged it tightly, and squeezed it until it deformed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!it is true!Not an illusion!I am the best! !

Hmph, sure enough, a strong girl is afraid of pestering her husband, begging for nothing is useful!If it doesn't work, it means you haven't covered enough, and you haven't wrapped it long enough!

After thanking Yan Miaomiao in his heart, he began to thank himself again.

——Thanks for my few reminders about spicy dicks!Otherwise, he might still say that he is dead and unwilling to let go!

Although the first step of the great project of seducing spicy chickens online dating was a bit bumpy, it was successfully completed in the end. A good start is half the battle, and the distance from spicy chickens to pigs is not far away!

Just wait and see!It's time to start my amazing show!

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master...? QAQ

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Did Master agree?Master is willing to accept me as a disciple?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: After pinching, is it real or fake?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I was pinched so painfully, but I still think it’s a fake, I can’t believe it... Unless the master and father admit it, I will always be suspicious~~>3

Ji Lingzhou laughed dumbfounded.

This kid, in reality, can be ashamed to rage with soft words, how can he act like a baby in the game?

If I could act like this in reality... I don't know what it would be like.

Ji Lingzhou licked the tips of his teeth and suddenly felt hot and thirsty.

He took a sip of water and cleared his throat, only to find that his voice had also become hoarse.

"..."

He vaguely felt that in his body, some desires that had been hidden for a long time seemed to be thoroughly stimulated by these few words.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's true, I've accepted you as my apprentice.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Yay~ wish fulfilled!I will be filial to Master in the future~ I will be Master’s little padded jacket~~>3

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You haven't reached the full level yet, so let me guide you to level up?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: No need!People have already guaranteed that they will be self-reliant!Even if there are those who can't, they won't bother Master!People can ask Brother Ziyang~~

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ziyang...brother! ?

Heh, wait, I will kill your brother Ziyang next time we meet.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You should come and ask me.I am your master, he is not.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Well, will that bother Master too much?Master must be very busy, I am so stupid, I may have a lot of questions to ask... QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Since I have accepted you as my apprentice, I won't find you troublesome.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Good!From now on, if you have any questions, you can ask Master!I am so happy today~ I caught a master beast~~>3

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Don't ask him anymore, and don't play with him.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Huh?Why?Brother Ziyang is very good to him, why is he not letting him play with Brother Ziyang all of a sudden... QAQ

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

He is not a maniac, nor is he violent, but for the first time in his life, he has the idea of ​​pounding the keyboard.

He started to regret it.

I regret not accepting apprentices at the beginning, and tied the children firmly to my side.

If he believed in his intuition and was more decisive, the child would not have the opportunity to use such a cute tone to meet those messy people in the game.

Oh, Ziyang also happens to be gay, haha.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I'll play with you, don't look for him.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Wow~ Really~ Master is so good!People used to think that Master was cold and fierce, so they almost gave up... TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I didn't know you at that time, but now I know you, the attitude is of course different.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: That's how it is! >3

·

After chatting for a while, Ji Lingzhou once again proposed to bring Sheng Han to upgrade, of course Sheng Han would not refuse.With the help of the tuba to fight monsters, the speed of completing the task was faster than 01:30.

Soon it was time to go to bed.

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: Do you still board tomorrow?It is estimated that the level will be full tomorrow, and I will take you to the book then.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Come on~ If Master is willing to play with him, he can go online every day~ Master is so kind to him, and he also wants to spend more time with Master~>3

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, good night.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Good night, master~~~~>3

Sheng Han quit the game, but the corners of his mouth were raised but he couldn't suppress it.

so fun!Hahahahahaha!It's so much fun to lie to people! !

I don't know what expression the spicy dick will make in the future!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!It must be very broken, hahaha!He has never fallen such a big somersault in his life!Hahahahaha! !

Sheng Han put the pillow back on the bed, hummed an out-of-key song and went out of the room to wash up. Unsurprisingly, at the door of the bathroom, he met Ji Lingzhou who also just arrived.

"Hmph! Chicken—" He just started excitedly, but his voice stopped abruptly.

... What did he want to say?What should he say?

Can't say anything.

The one who was playing games with Ji Lingzhou just now was Sweet Little Gummy, the cute girl Ji Lingzhou likes, not Sheng Han.

Even if he played it, it wasn't him after all.

The corners of his lips that could not be suppressed gradually lost their smile.

That feeling was as if a thorn had been stabbed in his heart suddenly, but just as it caused him a brief throbbing pain, the thorn began to soften and become thinner.

It was stuck there all the time, unable to pull it out, and couldn't stab him to death. It felt uncomfortable there.

"...You go first." After Sheng Han finished speaking in a low voice, he turned around and left, not daring to look into the other party's eyes.

"Come back," Ji Lingzhou grabbed his wrist, "You go first, I'm not in a hurry."

Sheng Han shook off him and yelled at him: "I don't want it!!" Then he ran away in a hurry.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This is very different from the expected development.

·

Sheng Han rushed back to the room and threw the corgi pillow on the ground.

Unhappy after throwing it, he picked it up again, threw it heavily on the ground again, and kicked it.

annoying!annoying!Spicy dick is the most annoying and perverted person in the world! !

Are cute girls really that good!Can fascinate you like that! !

If I hadn't lied to you by pretending to be cute, I wouldn't have known you would have such a perverted side!Never talk to you again!Go to class by yourself tomorrow! !

The more Sheng Han thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he went out angrily with his corgi pillow. At the door of the bathroom, he met Ji Lingzhou again after washing up, and threw the pillow on Ji Lingzhou's face.

Then he turned and ran back to the bedroom, locking the door behind him.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

After Sheng Han returned to the room, he didn't even intend to wash up, he took off his clothes and trousers and threw them aside, got into the quilt and began to sleep soundly.

Holding the pillow, Ji Lingzhou knocked on the door twice and said he wanted to return it to him, but he ignored him and hid inside without saying a word.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Too bad, I can't even coax you well, something big happened...

·

In the end, Ji Lingzhou had no choice but to give up.

Back in the bedroom, put the pillow on the table, and looked at Corgi.

...why are you angry?

Didn't you have a good time just now?Didn't you still make an appointment to upgrade the book together tomorrow?

He thought he did a good job just now, coaxing the child very happily, but why did the child seem more angry than before?

Did he do other bad things and mess with the kids?

Ji Lingzhou sat with arms folded, puzzled.

After thinking about it, he only thought of one possibility - the child was eating his own jealousy.

"..."

But how is this possible?A child doesn't even understand the meaning of homosexuality, so how could he be jealous because of him?And the object of jealousy is him and the child himself?

It's so unbelievable, even logically it seems to be twisted and twisted.

He clearly warned himself to trust his intuition in the future, but at this moment, he still couldn't believe his intuition.

...if only I could read minds.

Or any other ability to see the degree of favorability and jealousy.

Ji Lingzhou has no other choice, so let's just assume that he guessed it right.

Assuming that the child really ate his own jealousy, then there is only one solution—clearly tell the child that he decided to recruit apprentices and play together because he knew they were the same person.

Children are jealous of him, which proves that children like him.

Then he has to say what he likes.

·

In the early morning of the next day, Ji Lingzhou's eye circles were a bit dark - he had been thinking about how to confess his love last night, so that he couldn't fall asleep all night.

But that doesn't matter.

As long as it can finally be said, so that the children don't get angry.

As soon as he got out of bed, he heard someone knocking on his door.

"..."

Ji Lingzhou opened the door, only to see the child standing at the door full of energy, in stark contrast to his listlessness.

"You're up, go wash up quickly," Sheng Han half pushed and half supported him, while muttering in a low voice, "We have to finish breakfast before the big troops go to the cafeteria, and then go to the classroom in advance .Otherwise there are too many people on the road, and you can't ride a bicycle at all."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Seeing that he didn't cooperate, Sheng Han scolded him with a straight face: "What are you doing? Why don't you leave? You still want me to carry you? Why are you so busy?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou even suspected that he slept through time travel.

"Your pillow," Ji Lingzhou hinted vaguely, "it's still on my desk, do you want to get it?"

Sheng Han: "Oh, don't worry, I'll come back and get it after I send you to wash up."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This kind of harmonious dialogue now corresponds to the plot of last night clearly——

The child held up the pillow, put it solemnly in his hands, and said to him, "Keep it safe for me for one night, and I will come to pick it up tomorrow morning."

Instead of being hit in the face with a pillow by a child angrily like what I experienced.

Ji Lingzhou rubbed his eyebrows, he was more tired than when he woke up.

He had spent the whole night getting ready to say everything and confess, but things suddenly turned out like this.

It was as if nothing had happened, and the child was not angry at all.

...That's right, he can't even be sure now, whether the child is jealous or not.

Because he knows that when children are angry, they can often sleep well, and those who can sleep well are usually not in the air.

Since it's not that serious, it's not really jealous.

Even if it's true, the jealousy can be forgotten after a night's sleep, and it doesn't mean that you like it to a certain extent, and it's even more likely that you don't even count it as a liking.

Sheng Han noticed his strangeness: "Why do you have dark circles under your eyes? Did you not sleep well last night? Is it because the injured place hurts too much? Really! I should scratch that bully senior more!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

·

Until the two of them went out, Sheng Han didn't show any anger anymore - he had already successfully brainwashed himself in the time of sleeping.

What is my primary purpose?Cheat hot dick online dating.

Am I close to my goal?It's close, and plans can fly by.

...Then why am I angry! ?

Successfully tricked the spicy dick into accepting his trumpet as an apprentice, no matter how you think about it, it is a good thing that everyone is happy! !

He didn't understand himself who was furious last night, and he couldn't figure out where the anger came from at that time, so he classified last night's emotions as "inexplicable" and buried them in his heart.

Like "knowing that hot dick likes cute girls, so I get angry", I will never recall it in this life.

He will never say it.

Ji Lingzhou...maybe and never will know.

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he'll know baby