Online dating is to wear a small skirt

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Oh my God!The nanny of Hehuanmen! 666 ah!I like Hehuanmen very much, if there is no male figure, I will definitely choose this one!

[Team] You of Floating Dream: ...

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hahaha, hello, hello~ Just call me Shuaibi~ or handsome brother~~

Sheng Han: "?"

Get out of here!Don't call you handsome brother!So perverted! !

But he can't spray directly, otherwise he will fall short in front of Ji Lingzhou, so he can only endure the embarrassment of his toes grabbing the ground, and type with trembling fingers.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Handsome brother, hello~~^o^

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hello Tangtang~~^o^

Sheng Han: "..."

Tai Nima is disgusting!Why follow me to post emoticons and learn how to speak from me!What kind of monster is this deputy gang leader I'm looking for! !

Ji Lingzhou's eyes turned cold.

——Okay, from now on, there will be Shuaibi in the mirror, who can only be used as a tool for sacrifice, or a stepping stone to strengthen the relationship between the two.

If you want to chase a child, you can.

But if the child responds, it's all his fault.

The word "brother" though... is awesome.

Let's just use this tentatively, it is used as a title in the early days of online dating, and you must not use "husband" directly, otherwise I may insist on playing games every day.

Wait, it seems that the word "brother" will make me insist on playing games...

Ji Lingzhou was rarely entangled.

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[Team] You of Floating Dream: Hurry up and type this... I'm going to sleep after finishing this...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahahahahaha!Don't always be so loveless and everyone will dislike it!You tsundere shou, you say you want to sleep, but you have been looking forward to the gang leader's online! !

[Team] Floating Dream: But he's not online anymore... It's all because of Qing Baoer... Rubbish love ruins youth...

Sheng Han: "?"

Why do you still feel that I love Qing Baoer so much that I can't help myself and lose hope of life? ?What kind of persona am I in your eyes? ? ?

Blame the hot dick!

It's not good to find someone!Don't look for them!Embarrass me! !

[Team] Tiantian Gummy: This is my first time playing a dungeon~ But I will definitely work hard~ Hurry up~ I'm going to sleep after the fight~ I'm so sleepy~~>3

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: I also want to sleep with you~~>3

Sheng Han: "..."

Stupid stuff! !Get out! !Is it endless? ! !

He really couldn't take it anymore, no matter what he was reserved about, whether he was engaged or not, he would push Ji Lingzhou out to help him block the knife.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: No~ I just want to sleep with Master~~>3

Ji Lingzhou's eyelids twitched, his fingers holding the mouse tightened, and he suddenly realized that even the title "Master" would make him insist on playing the game under certain circumstances.

His body seemed to be unknowingly, it was no longer the body that was not heavy and lustful.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Uh, you are already together?

[Team] Tiantian Gummy: 嘤嘤嘤~ I'm so shy~ I'm sorry to say it~>3<(Secretly tell you, we decided to have a romantic relationship this Sunday~ It's been discussed~)

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Impossible?Is Brother Chuan lying to me?He just told me that he could chase you and wished me good luck.

[Team] You of Floating Dream: ...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon:?

The two teammates who eat melons are keenly aware that the love triangle has become a strange pattern: I want to chase you, but you love him, and he makes me chase you.

Conclusion - he doesn't love you.

Sheng Han: "???"

Spicy dick is a scumbag! !Just got engaged and pushed me to someone else! !Damn too much! ! !

Just when Sheng Han was furious and was about to throw a tantrum and kick Corgi's pillow out of the window, Ji Lingzhou suddenly replied.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: I didn't lie to you, you misunderstood.

[Team] Ship to Sky: I mean, you can try to chase her, but she's mine and only likes me, so it might be hard to chase.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon:! ! !

Sheng Han stared blankly at the screen, grabbed Corgi's pillow and stuffed it into his arms, and read Ji Lingzhou's words carefully again.

This, this, this... Are spicy dicks so good at flirting! ?

In front of so many people, I don't feel ashamed... He really is a shameless and skinless scumbag...

He complained with red ears, disgusting Ji Lingzhou from the inside out.

It seems that he had forgotten it long ago. He was the one who pushed Ji Lingzhou out to block the knife first, and Ji Lingzhou just received his hint to help him talk back.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, well, I'm broken in love again.I don't think I'm suitable for playing this game. I'm going to bid farewell to the leader tomorrow, and A will drop the game.

Sheng Han: "???"

Ahhhhh!Why don't you quit!The Masterless Guild needs you! !

[Team] Tiantian Gummy: Uh~ Handsome brother~ Don’t give up~ You have no chance at all~ I haven’t had a relationship yet~ Even if I have a relationship, I’m not married~~>3

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon:! ! !

After Sheng Han finished posting, he always felt that something was not quite right.

He wants Shuaibi not to lose hope, continue to cheer up and play games, and then help him manage the gang well while he is away.

But after saying that, it made him a bit like a scumbag who wanted to be on two boats.

It's all Shuaibi's fault!I want to flirt when I see a cute girl!Made me say the wrong thing!

In case the hot dick doesn't like me anymore and doesn't date me online, I'll beat him a hundred times!

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: I will work hard!Thank you for giving me the opportunity!

Sheng Han was going to be dizzy by Shuai Bihan, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he replied tremblingly.

[Team] Sweet Gummy: Come on~~

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Hehuanmen pvp is difficult to play, but pve is still very simple.

Most of the time to fight the boss is to stand up and fight. You don't need to run around. You just need to choose a teammate to double repair and follow along the whole process. The double repair buff can be stacked very easily.

This time, Sheng Han will continue to play cute and stupid characters, but he doesn't plan to be so stupid that he will die.

Because he thinks this dungeon is too simple, and while wearing a decent outfit given by Ji Lingzhou, milking his teammates to death is purely stupid and will be disgusted by the other party.

...Uh, no.

When I upgraded just now, I seemed to be really stupid, right?

Spicy dick didn't dislike me?Not only did he not dislike him, but he also wanted me to marry him, saying that I belonged to him in front of everyone?This is obviously about to fall in love, right?

"........."

Oh shit!How much does the hot dick bastard like cute idiots!Those who are so exaggerated and stupid don't dislike it!Worthy of being a pervert!

Wait!Don't you like it!Dad is so stupid! !

Sheng Han threw the corgi pillow away, retracted the thought of "not going to be stupid to be wiped out", and stared fiercely at the screen.

He originally planned to find Ji Lingzhou for double cultivation.

Now?Ha ha.

At this moment, his chest was filled with sourness, and his inexplicable emotions came up again.

Regardless of whether Ji Lingzhou dislikes him or thinks he is a scumbag with two legs, she directly chooses a handsome guy in the mirror to entangle her, and starts the dual cultivation state.

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror:! ! !Tangtang, you... double practice with me! ?

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Oops~ I made a mistake with my clumsy hand~ I originally planned to choose Master~ But the handsome brother is about the same~ Let’s continue like this~~^o^

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: I will perform well! !

Tanuki persimmon was stunned: Can I see such a big scene for free?Maybe the boat bro should go buy a green hat!

Floating Dream: Yousheng has nothing to love: Why do you always bring this kind of girl to torture me... I want to help Lord come back...

Next, Sheng Han fully played the cute and stupid scum girl, followed Shuaibi all the time, entangled Shuaibi around, and deliberately didn't like Ji Lingzhou.

Waiting for Ji Lingzhou to die before throwing out sporadic skills in a charitable manner.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooo~ Master, I'm sorry~ I'm so stupid~ I can't protect you, Master~ TAT

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: just protect me!Protect me and I won't be wiped out!

Sheng Han: "Uh."

Yes, I almost forgot to kill the group.

He immediately jumped off Shuaibi's body, ran far away, and deliberately stepped on the inside of the red circle, with a smile that was about to succeed in a trick, ready to die and drag the whole team to be buried with him.

But gradually, he couldn't laugh anymore - because the group couldn't be wiped out at all! !

He just wanted to be stupid and angry with Ji Lingzhou so much that he almost never separated from Shuaibi.

This caused the dual repair buffs to be stacked too high, and he could heal more than half of the blood with just one milk, and everyone had a group blood recovery buff, so he couldn't die even if he didn't breastfeed.

Soon, the boss died.

Everyone's battle was victorious, but Sheng Han's battle was lost.

Confused.

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After he calmed down, he suddenly discovered that Ji Lingzhou hadn't sent a single message from the beginning to the end of fighting this boss.

No, it seems to be earlier.

Ever since he told Shuaibi that he still had a chance, Ji Lingzhou hadn't spoken a word.

... Are you really angry?

Is it because Shuai and I have double repairs?Is it because I didn't nurse him well?

Hmph, the broken apprentice who has just met for two days is so possessive, he won't let the apprentice play with others, and he will get angry and ignore people when he plays with others.

Do you really like it that much?

Sheng Han pursed his lips, suppressing the surging emotions in his heart, as well as the heat that came from nowhere in his eyes.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master~ why don't you care about others~>3

Waited for a while, no reply.

For the next two bosses, Sheng Han's chest felt tight, and he was a little bit wronged. He didn't dare to test on the verge of online dating failure, and changed to pestering Ji Lingzhou and looking for Ji Lingzhou for double cultivation, and he didn't pretend to be an idiot anymore.

But Ji Lingzhou still didn't say a word.

Until the end of the dungeon, Ji Lingzhou said "hard work" and left the team.

Sheng Han also withdrew from the team, picked up the corgi pillow and hugged him tightly, stared at the screen and waited for 2 minutes, but did not wait for a new team invitation.

"..." Sheng Han lowered his eyes and poked the eyes of Corgi's pillow.

He ignored me, he didn't get along with me.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master~ I’m wrong~ Please take care of me~ I’m so sad~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: What's wrong?

"!!!" Sheng Han's eyes lit up, his downcast expression also became active, and he straightened up and typed.

Hey hey hey!Leave me alone!Isn't it just coaxing!I can!

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I shouldn’t give a handsome guy a chance~ I shouldn’t play with a handsome guy~ I’m already engaged to Master~ I’m from Master~QAQ

Ji Lingzhou leaned against his chin and chuckled.

He was really jealous just now, so he purposely left that broken child in the air, hoping that the child would realize his mistake and come over to coax him.

He is very jealous, but as long as the child coaxes him, he will be fine.

But... I still want a little compensation.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, it’s good to know your mistakes, how do you want to compensate me?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy Candy: Everything that will be lost in the future~ people will give it to Master~ Let Master pour it all~~

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

It should have been thought of long ago, for children, no matter whether it is a gift or compensation, there are only options such as giving money and material things.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: No way.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why~ Don’t Master want to forgive me~ I’m so sad~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Let me put it another way, how do you want me to punish you?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooooooo~ Master is so scary~ But after all, he did something wrong~ Master can punish him at will~>3

Sheng Han was immersed in the exciting and somewhat erotic role-playing, completely unaware that his cheeks were already hot enough to boil an egg.

As for Ji Lingzhou, the situation is even worse.

When he first saw "I just want to sleep with Master", he already had a little reaction, and he was jealous all the time, with bad thoughts running around in his mind, so that he couldn't relieve it.

Now seeing that "Master and Father can punish others at will", it is completely hardened.

As a creature with lust, at this moment, more or less will lose some reason.

He wanted to be bad, and worse, he wanted the child's psychological defenses to collapse, he wanted to break in and act recklessly, and he wanted the child to be happy and blush for him.

Yes, after the little one makes that first move, he's not content with restrained friendships.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Go search for "rabbit tail" and buy one for yourself.

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