Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Ji Lingzhou stared at the stupid rabbit with dark eyes, dozens of common cleaning methods and more than ten more perverted cleaning methods flashed through his mind.

But he finally stabilized his mind and forced himself to calm down.

In order to be able to taste more sweetness in the future, he must not take the initiative to tell the truth about the fact that the other party cheated him with a trumpet.

What's more, he wants to see... what is the lower limit of a child.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: the upgrade is a little faster, at 08:30 I made an appointment with someone to book.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Huh huh~ But I'm so stupid~ QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Then do it at your speed, I won’t take you to type the book today, I will type it myself, and I will talk about it later when I have time.

Sheng Han: "?"

How can you abandon your cute little apprentice just because the leveling up is slow! !

Big scumbag! ! !

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Then hurry up~ woo woo woo woo~ Master, please don't dislike him~ Master is good or bad~~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: nine o'clock, it won't wait any later.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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08:30 sharp.

Ji Lingzhou's appointment came on time for private stamping.

[Private Chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: Brother Chuan, Brother Chuan, are you alright?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: She hasn't reached the full level yet, so it's a bit slow, so if you're in a hurry, call first.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: It's okay, we are not in a hurry.I'm used to waiting and waiting. In contrast, I want to meet Brother Chuan's little apprentice, hehehe.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It is estimated that there is still half an hour.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: okk, I will tell them.

after awhile.

[Private Chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: By the way, Brother Chuan, is your little apprentice a cute and cute type?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Wow, how did you find it?I also want to find a cute apprentice, but every time I post to the world saying that I want to find a cute apprentice, some people chat with me in private and call me a smelly pervert.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: She took the initiative to find me and said she wanted to be my apprentice.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hey, what kind of luck are you? I pray to you every day, can I also have such luck?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You might as well pay your respects to your roommate, it might be more useful.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror:?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Just kidding.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: By the way, does your little apprentice have a relationship?I want to try chasing her!It's not easy to have a cute sister in front of me!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: No, but there will be in the future.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Could it be me! ?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's me.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: ... why?Why are you so confident?Are you private for life?What if she likes me better?How about we compete fairly?

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

What kind of strange logic is this, I introduce my future relationship to you, but you want to compete fairly with me?

If I don't introduce you directly, so as to prevent you from getting to know each other, what competition do you have?

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but then he thought about it, this is a child's friend, if we can understand it by gathering things together...

There seems to be nothing strange about the strange logic.

Well, kid's friend...

Ji Lingzhou tapped the keyboard with his fingertips, his lips curled up slightly, and bad ideas gradually surfaced in his mind.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You can try, but she may be difficult to chase.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: It's okay!I will conquer her with my personality charm!You are waiting to drink our hi bar!Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, good luck.

Ji Lingzhou knows that the only purpose of the kid's trumpet is to date him online, so he has no fear of someone chasing the kid as a girl in the game.

What's more, this person is the child's deputy gang leader, the chief culprit who made the scandal known to everyone.

It is impossible for the child to agree to the pursuit, and maybe...he can also witness the lovely words of the child's loyalty to him, so why not do it.

Sacrificing Shuaibi alone, fulfilling two people.

cost-effective.

Just like revenge.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hey, is the boss really too busy to write books?I still don't think it's good for us to sneak to play Ben behind his back.But he hasn't been online all the time, so I can't even ask...

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I shouldn't call, let me ask for you.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Good!

Everything is in Ji Lingzhou's plan.

When he asked Shuaibi last night, he hinted that Sheng Han was very busy recently and might not have time.

When Shuaibi was distressed and asked strangers to form a team again, he pretended to ask casually if he wanted to be together, and said that he and the new apprentice were two people, and the apprentice was a milk.

Shuaibi readily agrees, and at the same time is looking forward to the little apprentice, so he falls into the trap unknowingly.

Next, it's the kids.

Ji Lingzhou took the phone and sent Sheng Han a WeChat message.

[Ji Lingzhou]: Your deputy gang leader asked if you want to play the book today, if not, they will fight with others first.

[Sheng Han]: Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight!You tell him that I don't play anymore recently!

[Ji Lingzhou]: Well, good.

[Sheng Han]: ...Hmph, you are so indifferent, why don't you ask me?

[Ji Lingzhou]: Why?

[Sheng Han]: I won't tell you!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This kid is really messed up.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: After I finished asking, he said that he has stopped playing recently.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, well... Sure enough, after experiencing being greened, the leader of the gang has been hit hard, and even the time to go online is getting less and less.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: The boss is really infatuated, pretending to be strong in front of us, and unwilling to admit that he loves her.Alas, the gang leader who is suffering, I hope he can live well in the third dimension and find a partner who can take him out of the pain.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: He is not infatuated, nor is he pretending to be strong, but he is busy doing other things recently.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hey, he even hides it from you, so he can't confide in his heart...

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This gang leader's brain supplement ability is really strong, and his brain circuit is beyond his ability to keep up.

He had no choice but to bow down, as expected of a child's friend.

but……

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Let me borrow your good words.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: He will find a better partner and live a better life.

I will do my best to give him the best.

If I qualify.

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Sheng Han was frightened by Ji Lingzhou's words "I won't wait any later", fearing that if he continued to work, he would miss the book and lose the chance to win Ji Lingzhou's favor, so he seized the time to seriously upgrade.

But he still deliberately fell to his death once, at Ji Lingzhou's feet.

This can not only maintain the character design, but also show that he was not so stupid on purpose before, and now he is just trying to overcome his clumsiness.

Afraid that Ji Lingzhou would not understand, he took the initiative to explain.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Woooooooo why did you fall to your death again~ But isn’t he as stupid as before~ I just worked hard to get along with Master~ Master please praise Praise others~~>3

He was complacent about his wit, but he didn't know that Ji Lingzhou...had been laughing across the screen for several minutes.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, you are great, come on, there are still twelve minutes left.

Sheng Han: "!!!"

Now he didn't even have time to type, so he played to the limit of his operation and quickly filled up the remaining experience.

53:[-], finally, the full level.

Sheng Han let out a long breath of relief.

Ji Lingzhou took a longer breath - the inhuman torture was finally over.

He decided that he must find an opportunity in the future to clarify with the child, saying that he only likes the stupidity of the child itself, not the stupidity that makes him want to hit someone...

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Taking advantage of the time before forming a team, Ji Lingzhou traded some commonly used items to Sheng Han, as well as some decent equipment that he got just last night.

Sheng Han has been riding the big goose given by the novice, flying around stupidly and fluttering around. Ji Lingzhou can guess that he wants to play the stupid and poor Mengxin.

Correspondingly, he must not use the tuba to convert good things to use.

Therefore, if you want him to use good things, Ji Lingzhou can only deliver them in person.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Too many, too many~ I have never seen so many good things~ woo woo woo~ Master is so kind to you~ I like Master the most~^3^

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I will give you better things in the future.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: So touched~ Why is Master so kind to others~QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Since you are my only apprentice, I naturally want to treat you well.

Sheng Han: "!!!"

He didn't know why, but his heart was beating so fast for no reason.

...like a promise.

Even though the promise was only to Gummy and not to him at all, he still throbbed about it for a while.

[私聊]甜甜小软糖：呜呜呜呜呜师父父真好~人家都想以身相许了呢~~QAQ

"Cough! Cough cough..."

Ji Lingzhou choked, and it took him a long time to recover.

... This poor kid, wearing a vest that has already been ripped off, dares to say anything without thinking about the consequences in the future.

Now that you've said that, can you start falling in love now?

He didn't want to stay on the master-student relationship forever, otherwise it would be like scratching the surface of his boots, and it would be really uncomfortable to be called "Master and Father" for a long time.

He wanted to hear further titles.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: How do you promise to marry me with your body?

"!?!? Cough cough cough..."

Sheng Han also choked.

Spicy dick, this smelly scumbag!Why are you so quick!How long have we just known each other!The apprentice proposed to get married the next day! !

Is this the so-called not online dating! ?Just skip the step of dating and discuss marriage! ?

Publish the book directly!It's called "No/Net/Love"! !asshole! ! !

... No, he is such an asshole, I have to be more reserved.

Otherwise, what if he thinks I'm too easy to get, and won't cherish me later?Maybe he got tired of me just after falling in love, and then kicked me off.

In this way, the marriage will not be completed, and the online dating plan will be completely over before it even started.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Well~ It’s too early~ I haven’t prepared for this yet~~QAQ

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Aren't you in a hurry to turn me into a Ji Ling pig? Why is it too early to say at this time.

Forget it, whatever you want to do is fine, just be late.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, I can wait.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: When you think about love or marriage in the future, come and tell me yourself.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Ah~ You have to say it yourself~ But people will be embarrassed~ I still want Master to say it~ Master is a man~ Men should say it first~~>3

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's also possible, when do you want?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: This weekend~ Is it okay on Sunday night~~>3

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: OK.

"Uh." Sheng Han looked at this conversation repeatedly, scratching his head in confusion.

Why does it feel weird, this way of discussing the time seems like they are planning to choose a good day to get married after they are engaged...

its not right!When did you agree!Did not agree!No! !

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: No~ No~ I haven’t agreed yet~ Master teased me~~TAT

Ji Lingzhou's eyes darkened.

Teasing, that's a good word - teasing, teasing.

But this topic could not be continued, because Shuaibi came to urge them on time again.

They retired from the original team and formed a new team.

Sheng Han edited the message in advance, and the moment he entered the team, he thought he was enthusiastic and sent it, intending to get a wave of goodwill from Ji Lingzhou's relatives and friends first.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Hello everyone~ I am the little apprentice who went to the sky by boat~ Everyone can call me Tangtang~~>3

After posting, take a look at the team list.

【Handsome in the Mirror】【Civet Persimmon】【Floating Dream】

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Oh shit!Why are the three of them!Can I withdraw it?What a fucking shame!

The author has something to say:

Ji Lingzhou: Can't be called Tangtang. (Poker face)

Some people may see garbled characters in this chapter, but I can’t see garbled characters here, and it’s not easy to repost and change the words _(:з」∠)_