Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han rushed back to the room, kicked off the pillow, got into the bed, and slept until dawn again.

I also had a horrible dream.

In the dream, Ji Lingzhou was holding a basket of rabbit tails, all kinds of them, hehehehehe, with a perverted smile, ran after him, wanting to wear him and stuff him.

While crying, he ran desperately.

But he couldn't run away from the pervert at all, and was finally caught by the insane pervert, dragged into the house by his ankles, stripped off his trousers, and forced a tail into it.

The pervert puts rabbit ears on him, and asks him to behave like a rabbit, bark like a rabbit, roll around like a rabbit, and wag his tail like a rabbit.

If he can't learn well, the pervert will feed him grass and beat him with the ruler on the table.

Sheng Han suddenly woke up from the dream, his cheeks were flushed, his body was dripping with sweat, and he was panting heavily.

... There was also a morning physiological response.

Although he was an adult long ago, the number of times he had morning physiological reactions was very few, and his body was so pure that it seemed that there was something wrong with it.

Even every time this happened, he would blush for himself.

He was a little overwhelmed, he didn't want to indulge himself in the morning and get tired afterwards, so he could only lie flat on the bed, staring at the ceiling light, waiting for his excited body to calm down by itself.

"..."

5 minutes passed and nothing happened.

Not only that, but as he was lying down, he unconsciously recalled the scene in his dream. The more he thought about it, the more ashamed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't relieve it.

Finally, another layer of sweat broke out, soaking the clothes.

The alarm clock hadn't rung yet, and it wasn't his usual time to wake up.

He scratched his sweaty hair irritably, got up from the bed, covered his trousers with a Corgi pillow, and quietly opened the door a small crack, and the dog Xunxiong observed the situation outside the door.

It was quiet outside, as if everyone hadn't woken up yet.

He went out lightly, tiptoed towards the bathroom, ready to take a cold shower.

However——just as he walked between the living room and the dining room, and passed the entrance, there was a sound of a key opening the door suddenly!

Sheng Han froze all over!The footsteps stopped in place as if filled with lead!

·

As soon as Ji Lingzhou opened the door and came in, he saw a child with a messy chicken coop on top of his head, wearing loose pajamas and pajamas, holding a corgi pillow in front of his legs to block it.

She was still staring at her big bright and watery eyes, and turned her head to look at him in horror.

The child was blocking the front, but he stood on the side of the child and saw what he wanted to block at a glance.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Last night, when he was playing games, he was hooked by the child's words, and when he was trying to solve it by himself, he bumped into the child and was pushed onto the bed by the child and nestled into his arms.

Not only was he unable to suppress it, but he also scared the children away because of his petty viciousness.

He blamed himself all night, afraid that children would think he was gay and ignore him, and kept thinking about how to explain the situation last night as a normal phenomenon.

At the same time, he realized that his body was getting more and more uncontrollable, and he was getting heavier and heavier. He thought maybe it was because he wanted more and more, and his young body was too energetic, so he decided to go for a morning run every morning. five kilometers.

He had just come back from a morning run at this time, and the sweat hadn't faded away.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, he ran into the child who was in the same situation as he was last night.

Sheng Han's face was flushed, he stared at him and asked: "You...why did you go? Why did you come back from outside?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Run in the morning."

Sheng Han: "...Oh, good morning jogging, morning jogging is healthy."

While responding a few words indiscriminately, he pretended to change the position of the corgi pillow inadvertently, blocking the view from the door, and then moved cautiously to the bathroom.

However, just as Ji Lingzhou took off his shoes halfway, Sheng Han suddenly stopped.

Like someone called one, two, three wooden men.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

"How can you run in the morning!?" Sheng Han rushed over, threw the pillow and slammed it on his chest, "You don't want your foot anymore! What if it breaks!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...it's all right, it's not that serious."

In fact, the relatively serious injury was the broken skin and bleeding part of the leg. The foot was only twisted a little along the way, and the muscles and bones were not injured. It was fine on the first day.

At that time, if the child hadn't clamored for him to use crutches, he could have walked back more slowly.

Sheng Han was very worried at first, but seeing that the other party was standing there well, he didn't look like he would break, so he relaxed a little, but he still taught him a lesson: "In the future, if you get injured, rest for a few more days, don't rush to do strenuous exercise , otherwise what if something goes wrong."

Ji Lingzhou knew that the child cared about him, so he smiled: "Well, I know."

"You know what a fart," Sheng Leng snorted, hitting the other person's head with a pillow, messing up his hair, "You just talk nicely, who knows that you secretly—"

Secretly giving a rabbit tail to a cute apprentice who has just been accepted for two days.

He stopped in the middle of speaking, and retracted his pouted mouth when he was coldly snorting, his expression changed from arrogant to sullen in an instant.

...don't want to talk to perverted bastards.

Sheng Han's eyes flickered, he pursed his lips, and was about to turn around and leave, but found that the pillow was held in his hand.

Sheng Han: "?"

Why is it held up?Shouldn't it be blocked below?

He twitched the corner of his mouth, looked down with a stiff expression, then raised his head suddenly, and found that Ji Lingzhou was also staring at that place, curling the corners of his lips with a half-smile.

"!!!"

Sheng Han jumped like thunder, his ears were red as if bleeding, he smashed the corgi pillow on Ji Lingzhou's face, and cursed loudly: "What are you looking at! Pervert!!"

Then he threw down the pillow and rushed to the bathroom, closing the door with a bang.

·

When Sheng Han came out of the shower, he saw Ji Lingzhou holding a pillow, waiting at the door of the bathroom.

"..." Sheng Han's face that had finally eased turned red in an instant, "You, what are you doing standing here! Do you still want to watch it, you pervert! I'm already healed!!" He even straightened his hips and showed him.

Ji Lingzhou only took a glance, then looked away lightly, and stuffed the pillow into his arms: "I sweat too much after running in the morning, and I have to wash it too."

Sheng Han: "...Oh, hum."

Seeing that he had misunderstood the other party, he lowered his head and rubbed his nose, took the pillow, and walked away dejectedly.

Sheng Han slipped halfway, but slipped back again, facing Ji Lingzhou who was about to close the door, said cautiously: "What I wanted to tell you last night...well, I haven't finished yet."

Ji Lingzhou: "Meet him on the basketball court at eight o'clock on Friday."

Sheng Han: "You know all about it? Then you go?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Go."

Sheng Han thought for a while: "I might not be able to resist fighting him at that time. When I'm about to be beaten to the point of bleeding, you can stop me or beat me up."

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes slightly, brushed the other's forehead with his slender fingertips, stroked the hair that was soaked in water and fell down to cover his eyes, and said softly: "Don't worry, I won't let you guys fight, and neither will you. will get hurt."

Fighting means physical contact.

He will not let those who covet the child touch a single hair of the child.

Sheng Han blinked his eyes lightly, and was a little stunned. For a moment, he felt that the other party's tone was very gentle.

——As if he could really protect himself unconditionally.

Ji Lingzhou still has the slightly lighter-colored pupils, but they look particularly deep, and his eyes are firm and serious. It only takes a short look, and people will be willing to drown in them.

Sheng Han raised his head slowly, and the eyes of the two met.

An indescribable atmosphere gradually spread around.

"Yawn..." Jiang Yiming came out stretching his waist. When he saw two people blocking the door of the bathroom, he stopped his yawn, "Damn it! What are you doing here!"

Sheng Han: "!?!?" His expression was like a frightened groundhog.

... It was as if someone had discovered the affair.

Ji Lingzhou patted Sheng Han's hair to comfort him, turned around and smiled at Jiang Yiming, and replied, "We're discussing the morning run, are you in a hurry to use the bathroom, I want to take a shower, about 10 minutes."

"Oh, I'm not in a hurry," Jiang Yiming waved his hand and finished the yawn just now. "It's still early anyway, so I'll go back and lie down for a while." After speaking, he turned and went back to the room.

"..." Sheng Han's ears felt faintly hot, subconsciously he hugged the pillow tightly, "I, I'm going back too."

Ji Lingzhou bent his eyes: "Yes."

Sheng Han's heart was beating wildly, and he quickly ran away with his head down.

……too weird.

Spicy chicken is strange, and I am even more strange.

·

Soon it will be Friday.

For the past two days, Sheng Han played the trumpet every night and played the "master-student game" with Ji Lingzhou.

It seems that because they have already decided to have a romantic relationship on Sunday night, the two of them tacitly did not propose the next step. They just do daily tasks together and chat in teams when they are free.

After this period of actual combat experience, Sheng Han's ability to pretend to be cute online has become so perfect that it has almost become a habit.

There is no need to think about what message to send, Qing Baoer's cute and coquettish speech will be automatically translated on the hand.

But getting used to it sometimes sucks...

For example, once, when he sent a message to Ji Lingzhou on WeChat, he casually typed something coquettish. Fortunately, he responded quickly and did not press the send button.

Otherwise, it will be all for nothing, and the other party will laugh at you after losing the horse.

·

At about [-]:[-] in the evening, the sun had already set, but the sky was not completely dark. The evening wind was blowing on the campus, making it extremely cool.

Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou went to the basketball court to find Qin Ziyang.

"Dick, I'm so nervous." Sheng Han stroked his chest, but couldn't suppress his worry, "Will he be like what is written in the news, when I reject him, he will pour sulfuric acid on me and chop me with a knife?"

Ji Lingzhou: "No, don't worry."

Even if he did, he would stand in front of the children.

Sheng Han: "Then, will he be so angry that he rushes up to kiss me!? Or drags me into a small tree—"

"No," Ji Lingzhou's eyes were cloudy, and his tone was cold, "Don't think about it."

Sheng Han tilted his head: "Why? I'm just thinking about the consequences."

Ji Lingzhou didn't answer, but his eyes drooped slightly, and he said slowly: "If you dare to think again, I will forcefully kiss you and drag you into the grove."

Sheng Han: "!?!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Remember, don't miss him."

Sheng Han's ears felt hot, and he stammered: "Remember...remember..."

·

Today is Friday, many students have gone home or gone out, and the entire basketball court is much less crowded than usual.

The two arrived at the agreed place, but they didn't see Qin Ziyang.

Ji Lingzhou proposed to sit on the bench next to him and wait. Sheng cold warmed his ears, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and sat on the edge of the bench cautiously.

Between Ji Lingzhou and Ji Lingzhou, it is estimated that three more people can sit in.

"...What are you doing?" Ji Lingzhou wanted to laugh a little, and even wanted to rub the child's hair, "Sit down."

Sheng Han pouted: "I don't want it."

Ji Lingzhou sighed, reached out and grabbed Sheng Han's wrist, dragged him over, and asked in a low voice, "Are you angry?"

Sheng Han: "You are a pervert."

Ji Lingzhou: "Huh?"

"You want to forcefully kiss me and drag me into the grove, and you still—" Sheng Han said halfway, thinking that the content of the dream could not be said, otherwise it would be exposed, so he pursed his lips and snorted coldly, "... Hmph, you're a pervert anyway."

Ji Lingzhou could hear the hesitation in the other party's words, guessing that it might be related to the rabbit's tail yesterday, the corners of his lips could not help but curl up slightly.

Yes, he was a pervert.

It's just that he never went beyond, never tried to pass his thoughts to the other party.

It was the other party who first broke into the territory he had defended for many years, it was the other party who first seduced him and broke his long-standing restraint, and it was the other party who first built a bridge of communication on the gap between them.

Then he's going to make a move—

Seduce him, seduce him, seduce him, educate him, pollute him, soil him.

Make him blush, make his heart beat, make him ashamed, let him dream about me, let him think of me when he closes his eyes, let him do it himself, and only me will appear in his mind.

Be polite.

Animal scum.

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The next chapter resumes at 21:24~ ([-]th night)