Online dating is to wear a small skirt

They waited until [-]:[-], when it was completely dark, and the tall street lamps cast shadows of trees on their faces and bodies, but Qin Ziyang still did not appear.

Sheng Han got up: "You wait here, I'll go around."

Ji Lingzhou also got up: "I'm with you."

"No need," Sheng Han pushed him back to the bench, "I'll just take a look around, if I really meet him, I'll yell for you to come over."

Ji Lingzhou: "...um."

But still a little worried, the child is too stupid.

Sheng Han walked around the periphery of the field, from the second field in the southeast to the third field in the northwest, and suddenly found something on the bench a few steps away.

The sky is too dark to see clearly, it seems to be wrapped in light-colored paper or cloth, and there is a large group of red things inside, like, like...

—Heads! ! !

Sheng Han was so shocked that he almost sat down on the ground.

But it was rare for him not to yell out loud, and quietly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, turned on the camera, zoomed in, and took a photo.

The flash went on, illuminating everything on the bench clearly.

Uh……

It seems that it is not a human head, but a bouquet of roses.

Sheng Han heaved a sigh of relief, thinking in his heart that someone must have accidentally forgotten it here, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, so let it go.

Then move on to the next venue.

"Thump, thump, thump——" an exaggerated male voice sounded, and then a huge figure jumped out from nowhere, and appeared in front of Sheng Han with the poss of "Surprise!" in the blink of an eye.

Sheng Han took a step back abruptly: "?"

"Hehe, is it a surprise, or is it a surprise?" Qin Ziyang picked up the bouquet and stuffed it into Sheng Han's arms without hesitation, "For you, I've been waiting for you for a long time, I thought you wouldn't come."

Sheng Han: "..."

He must be an idiot, he remembered the venue wrong, no wonder he waited for a long time and didn't arrive.

"I don't want it," Sheng Han made a face, and reached out to stuff the bouquet back, "I asked you out just to tell you, what I imagined with you—"

Qin Ziyang answered quickly: "I know you have a boyfriend!"

Sheng Han: "???"

"I know, my friend told me." Qin Ziyang was very generous, and unilaterally decided to settle the feud with the other party, "You came to play with me because I knocked down your boyfriend, and you want to seek revenge on me. "

Sheng Han: "...?"

What nonsense is he talking about!How could the spicy dick be... How could it be my boyfriend! !

Sheng Han was both ashamed and angry for a while, and held back his rebuttal for a long time without saying a word.

In the eyes of the other party, it seems to have been stabbed in the mind.

Qin Ziyang: "Primary school brother, don't be nervous, I really have no other intentions, and I don't intend to be a mistress or anything. I just want to tell you that you can consider me besides your boyfriend. I am no worse than your boyfriend. .I like you very much, I liked you the first time I saw you."

"He, he," Sheng Han gritted his teeth with burning ears, "he's not me..."

With the help of the moonlight and lamp, Qin Ziyang could clearly see the blush on Sheng Han's face, and he was overjoyed—is he blushing?Shy?

Is it because what I say has an effect on him?He is already tempted by me?

a ha ha ha!Sure enough, the classic lines compiled overnight are correct!The eternal God of Tanmei novels!

Qin Ziyang immediately decided to make persistent efforts, and moved out the killer line that was specially marked out with a yellow highlighter and recited emphatically: "Would you like to try with me, I, I can also... make you very happy!"

Sheng Han: "!?!?!?"

Qin Ziyang was very excited - did it work! ?

"You, you!" Sheng Han blushed furiously, "Don't talk nonsense!!"

Qin Ziyang frowned, feeling that it was questioning his man's ability, and retorted seriously: "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm big, and I really—"

Sheng Han slammed the bouquet of flowers on Qin Ziyang's body, clenched his fists and roared hysterically: "What does 'also' mean!!! He didn't make me feel good!!! I didn't know he was big!!!! !"

Qin Ziyang: "...?"

Qin Ziyang: "?????"

Looking at the running back, Qin Ziyang's expression cracked, and his heart almost collapsed: "...Is this my point!?"

·

After Sheng Han's figure disappeared completely, Ji Lingzhou slowly walked out from the shadow under the tree, his eyes were deep but without warmth: "Do you understand what he means? He can't like you. You are praising yourself to him When I was there, all he thought about was me. He only thought about me."

Qin Ziyang was surprised: "... When were you here? Where did you come from?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Always there."

Qin Ziyang was dumbfounded and terrified.

...Could it be that this is a must-have skill for a Danmei novel to attack—you must hear the whole process when you are poached by a male supporting role! ?

It's over, it's over, it's over, the status is clear, and the superiority is clear.

Could it be that the first love is about to end before it even started? The reason for the end is that he is the male lead and I am the male supporting role. The meaning of my existence is to facilitate the male lead's relationship...

Ji Lingzhou: "Don't tell others about his trumpet."

"Ah, trumpet?" Qin Ziyang was stunned for a moment, feeling confused for a moment, "Tangtang...is that his trumpet? He also has a tuba? Is the tuba a male?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

Qin Ziyang thought of the communication between himself and Tiantian Gummy in the game, and his brain twitched, and he activated the vicious male partner in the novel to sow discord: "Then, as his boyfriend, do you know that he uses a trumpet to hook up in online games?" A very handsome and powerful—”

Ji Lingzhou: "I know, that's me, I'm the one who went to heaven by boat, thank you for the compliment."

Qin Ziyang: "!!!" Damn it!It really is the hero!Sowing discord can be easily resolved!

Ji Lingzhou: "I know about his trumpet, don't tell him."

Qin Ziyang: "..." What kind of strange play is this playing! ?Is it Play who re-acquainted with another identity in another world! ?Is this fun! ?

Ji Lingzhou: "I apologize to you for the fact that he went to the stadium to play with you and hurt you, and I can take full responsibility. But he doesn't have that kind of personality, and the cuteness of the trumpet is also pretended by him to seduce me. All you like is not the real him."

Qin Ziyang: "..."

He's so good at playing, people don't dare to write novels, if I can poach a corner, I can even write novels and get on the gold list.

Ji Lingzhou didn't hear the other party's answer, and he didn't plan to give the other party time to answer. His tone was light but uncompromising: "He is a very simple child and knows little about homosexuality. I hope you will stop harassing him. If I find out , I will no longer talk to you calmly."

Qin Ziyang: "..."

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes sharply: "Did you hear that, senior?"

"!" Qin Ziyang shuddered, and a layer of cold sweat broke out from behind for no reason, "...I heard it."

Ji Lingzhou smiled politely, as if the cold, serious and even gloomy self just now no longer existed: "Thank you for not making trouble with him, and you can come to me for anything in the future."

Qin Ziyang has nothing to love: "...I know, because you are his boyfriend."

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

·

Ji Lingzhou didn't clarify that he was not Sheng Han's boyfriend until he parted with Qin Ziyang.

Using this as an excuse to let the other party stop harassing is only one aspect.

On the other hand, it's all about his selfishness—he wants to be a boy's boyfriend, even if it's in the eyes of others.

After the child finds out, he may be angry that he acquiesced in lying, thinking that he is taking advantage of it.

...but he still wants to do it.

It really is a scum.

He sighed softly, narrowed his gaze, and hurried towards the dormitory building.

The child reacted too much just now, and his face turned astonishingly red. He didn't know whether he was really angry, or shy because he was poked at some point, or both.

That senior is really hateful, he would directly mention the question of whether he is happy or not in front of such a pure child.Even he didn't expect it, and he couldn't stop it. If he knew it earlier, he shouldn't let them communicate.

Children should be angry, but he couldn't tell if there was any shyness in it.

However, he can understand the hidden meaning behind the child's sentence "I didn't even know he was big".

Just last night, the child just witnessed it with his own eyes.

Even looking through the pants, the size is obvious enough.

Although yesterday when he was just starting to do it by himself, a child broke in and teased him without knowing it, which made him helpless and embarrassed.

But the end result of the sudden incident is that the kid thinks he is big and develops an overly shy reaction after every thought of it...

It's not bad, it's a blessing in disguise.

There was cunning in Ji Lingzhou's eyes, and the corners of his lips curled up in satisfaction.

·

After both of them left, Qin Ziyang didn't move for a long time, staring down at the bouquet whose petals had been dropped, and Ji Lingzhou's words echoed in his ears:

"He's a very innocent kid who doesn't know much about homosexuality..."

Qin Ziyang looked grave and puzzled, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "As a grown boy with a boyfriend, how much do you know about homosexuality...?"

I can understand even being happy or not, obviously I have done it or I am about to do it, this "very few" is probably too much, right?

So what is it like? 72 Is it not enough to be proficient in all martial arts in bed?

Wait, is it true that he doesn't know much for his boyfriend?His boyfriend's theoretical and practical knowledge... as vast as the sky and ocean? ?

...So that's the reason, is this why I failed in poaching? ?

Qin Ziyang suddenly realized - it seems that if he wants to fall in love in the future, he must learn more.

·

Sheng Han blushed and went back to the bedroom, locked the door, and smashed the corgi pillow.

Just when he was finally tired and was hesitating whether to put it in the closet for confinement, there was a knock on the bedroom door - listening to the intensity and rhythm, he knew it was Ji Lingzhou.

He, what did he come to me for! ?

Sheng Han's hairs stood on end, and the words "Spicy dick is big", "Spicy dick makes you feel good", "Spicy dick is your boyfriend", "Spicy dick is going to stuff a rabbit's tail for you" rolled in my mind like a bullet screen "...the cheeks were so red that they gradually became astonishingly hot.

He threw the pillow towards the door and yelled, "No one!! Get out!!!"

The knocking on the door stopped instantly.

In the next 5 minutes, there was no voice or even a knock on the door, and the person standing outside the door seemed to have left.

"..."

Sheng Han desperately picked up the pillow, hugged him tightly, curled up under the quilt, and buried his head on the pillow.

……Humph.

Sure enough, Spicy Chicken changed after he fell in love with Sweet Gummy Candy. In the past, he obviously had to chase him away many times before leaving. Today I only chased him away once, and he left.

he's gone.

He doesn't like me, I hate him.

...It was I who hated him first, not that he didn't treat me first.

·

After half an hour.

With messy hair and red eyes, Sheng Han crawled out of bed sullenly, put on his slippers and rubbed against the door, ready to go to the toilet.

As soon as he opened the door, he found someone standing at the door.

I saw Ji Lingzhou was leaning against the wall, waiting quietly at the door, his light-colored pupils and relaxed expression looked lazy.

But the moment he saw him, he had an imperceptible, joyful expression.

Sheng Han lowered his eyes and pursed his lips: "...Why are you standing here?"

"Wait for you to come out," Ji Lingzhou straightened his body, took two steps forward, looked down at him, with a smile on his mouth, as if he knew what the other party would continue to ask, and replied casually, "If you don't come out, I may Been waiting."

Sheng Han: "Oh, then I'm going to the bathroom."

Ji Lingzhou followed him, and asked lightly: "Is there any class this week that you don't know? I have time tonight and I can teach you."

Sheng Han's heart was blocked, and he really wanted to ask "Aren't you looking for Tiantian Gummy to play with?", but he couldn't ask, and was silent for a long time, until he walked to the door of the bathroom, and then whispered "Okay".

Then he went in and closed the door.

...as if competing for favor with the sweet little gummy.

Sheng Han's face became even hotter.

The author has something to say:

Dick: I love him so much TAT

Kid: He doesn’t love me TAT

the next morning.

Jiji: Or just say you love him

Children: la la la, la la la, happy without worries: D

Dick: ...or forget it (exhausted)