Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Ji Lingzhou's eyes stayed on the word "husband" for a moment, then moved to "kiss and hug", and traced it repeatedly for a while with his eyes.

The child who was so ashamed to kick him just now, started talking to him in the blink of an eye.

If he hadn't identified Tiantian Gummy's identity a long time ago, he would have suspected that he was not alone.

Husband?Still kiss and hug?

Tsk, dare I say it, I'm not afraid of him rushing into the room and let him put it into practice.

Children are really easy to be shy, and it is not uncommon for puffer fish to explode due to shyness.

But the ability to self-regulate is also really strong.

It seems that after sleeping or resting for a period of time, the mood will return to a stable state.

This is also good, it greatly reduces his sense of guilt, and it will make him... want to be more extreme and worse next time.

Ji Lingzhou tapped the desktop with his fingertips, thought for a moment, and began typing to reply.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Didn't you mean Sunday night?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I can’t wait~ I want to be in love with Master right now~ The days without love with Master are like years~~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Have you had breakfast?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Of course I finished eating~ I woke up early~ Is Master a big slob~~

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

I haven't come out since I ran back to the house, and I haven't even made a sound. Is it eating air?

He knows that there are all kinds of milk in the children's room, but it is not enough to drink only milk for the whole morning. The absorption ability of milk is not good on an empty stomach, and it is easy to increase the burden on the gastrointestinal tract and affect digestion.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I haven't eaten yet.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I'm going to eat now, can I have a romantic relationship when I come back?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: But I'm very anxious~ I really want to establish a relationship with Master~ Can you make love first and then go to dinner~~>3

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Forget it, just follow this poor kid, anyway, as long as he can eat well later, he doesn't ask for anything else.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Alright, let's form a team.

·

The two teamed up to go to Yuelao's location, and found that the favorability was not enough, so they specially sent gifts to each other for a while.There is an item CD for the gift, and the two chatted while giving the gift.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master, what do you want to eat in the morning~ Do you want to eat the same thing as Master~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Wonton.

Sheng Han: "?"

Are you a ravioli monster?Why do you always eat wontons?Can't you have some sweet custard buns or something?

How delicious the custard buns are!Why do you never eat it! ?

But he can't expose himself like this, he can't complain, he can only follow the other party's words.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Then they also eat wontons~ From now on, Master will be her husband~ I will eat the same food as Master every day~ Pretend to eat with Master~~

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy Candy: What kind of stuffing do Master want to eat~^3^

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: green pepper and onion stuffing.

Sheng Han: "???"

Are you a pervert?Can the stuffing made of these two things be eaten? ?

Sure enough, the abnormal taste is different...

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy Candy: Then they also eat stuffed green peppers and onions~~

Anyway, if you talk casually, you won't lose a piece of meat. Since the other party dares to speak, then he dares to reply. It's just teasing each other anyway. Who is afraid of the other? Let's see who gets teased to death in the end, stinky man!

Wait until you regret it the most!

Sheng Han complained in the bottom of his heart and spoke boldly, then looked at the screen again——

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, after ordering, can you take a picture for me to see?

Sheng Han: "???"

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master, why did you ask someone to take a photo~ Is it okay to eat secretly~ I am very shy~ I don’t want to take photos~~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: If you don't see it, you won't feel like eating together.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: That’s great~ But I don’t have Master’s contact information yet~~

After waiting for a few seconds, Sheng Han received the WeChat message from the other party.

As soon as his eyes lit up, his blood boiled immediately, and he put aside his complaints about the scumbag, opened a WeChat account non-stop, and randomly made two cute and cute pictures, which were used as the background and profile picture of Moments.

Then I changed my nickname to "Jummy" and added a cute little icon, and changed my signature to "I like sweets so much~", and finally applied for a friend.

The first step of online dating is to reach the contact information outside the game - successfully achieved!yeah!

【Fudge】: Master~~>3

[lz]: Yes.

Sheng Han thought for a while, and changed Ji Lingzhou's note to "Husband^3^", then he laughed and sent him the screenshot.

[Fudge]: The remarks have been changed~

【Husband^3^】: Don’t call me husband.

[Fudge]: What's that called~ old man~ my dear~ husband~ husband~~

Ji Lingzhou: "..." His temples jumped violently again.

【Husband^3^】: Call me brother.

Sheng Han: "!?"

So you can still call me brother! ?I am ignorant! !

However, in this kind of ambiguous relationship, calling me brother seems to be lewd, and I am so good at playing...

Sheng Han changed the note to "Brother loves me", and sent a screenshot again.

[Fudge]: Is this okay~~

[Brother loves me]: Yes.

Sheng Han: "Tsk tsk."

As expected of a stinky pervert, every preference is so different from ordinary people.

[Sweet Candy]: Brother~What does brother call you~Sister~I feel weird~~>3

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

God damn sister.

[Brother loves me]: What do you want me to call you?

[Sweet Candy]: Uh~ Do you want your brother to call him baby~ or little baby~ baby~ Anyway, do you want this sweet-sounding name~~QAQ

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes—it turns out that this kid likes this kind of thing.

Such a simple requirement, of course, must be met.

He changed the note to "baby" and sent a screenshot to the other party.

[Brother loves me]: Honey, is this okay?

Sheng Han: "!!!"

It was obviously a request made by myself, and I wanted to make the other party blush and heartbeat, but after the other party really did it, the person who was more ashamed was still me...

No!Can't be ashamed!He is a scumbag!Smelly man! !

Just now you asked me if I wanted to kiss you!Now it's called my baby!roll! !

Sheng Han picked up the corgi pillow in the corner, ran to another corner of the room with his arms in his arms, punched it twice in the face, and then threw it back hard.

After venting his anger, he sat back at the computer desk, thinking that he was lying to the other party in the first place, and inexplicably found some sense of balance in it.

...Hmph, wait until he really turns into Ji Lingzhu, and then slowly settle accounts with him!

At this time, they finally had enough good impressions, and the two returned to Yuelao's place to register, and after watching a short section of very romantic animation, they each clicked to accept.

[You and the boat to the sky have formed a relationship]

[After seven days, you can form a team again and go here to register as a fairy couple]

【Wish you a happy journey】

The last time I saw this passage was with Qing Baoer, it was ridiculous and funny.

... Well, this time is actually more absurd than last time.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's over, I'm going to eat.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Alright~ Then when will Master come up~ Come back after dinner and play together~~

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Oh~ I made a mistake~ It’s my brother~~QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Let's go tonight, I'm going out to play in the afternoon.

Sheng Han: "???"

What are you going out to play?How did I not know you were going out to play?Didn't you just go out to play yesterday?Who are you going to sneak out to play with?

why did not you tell me?Are you not good with me?Don't want to play with me? ?

Sheng Han was bubbling with anger in an instant, and immediately wanted to rush to the other party's room, pinch his neck and shake him vigorously, asking him what the hell was going on.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Where are you going to play, brother~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: A few friends invited me out for dinner, and I may have some fun after that, and I may not come back until evening.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Is my brother's friend a boy or a girl~~

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: girl.

"..."

"........."

Sheng Han's breathing stagnated for a moment, as if someone had pinched the tip of his heart, and then he rubbed it vigorously in his hands to squeeze out the sour juice.

Spicy dick... when did you have a girl friend?

Is it someone you like?Is it a beautiful and cute girl?When did you meet?Why did I never know?

His previous expression was smiling, but now he can't even pull the corners of his mouth.

He wanted to say something, but now Tiantian Gummy and taking a boat to the sky are not considered an online dating relationship, and he has no right to control who he hangs out with in the third dimension.

If you really say it... you may still be hated.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Oh oh~ Master, hurry up and eat~ have fun~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, if there is anything to do, contact me on WeChat.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Don’t forget to send the photos to WeChat, and we will eat wontons stuffed with green peppers and onions.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Okay~~

After a few seconds, the profile picture of the boat going up to the sky turned black.

Sheng Han stepped on the swivel chair with both feet, and sat with his knees hugged for a long time, staring at the bunny tail of Sweet Little Gummy, wondering what he was thinking.

·

"Knock Knock Knock-"

"!?!?" Sheng Han shuddered, almost fell off the swivel chair, closed the lid of the notebook at the speed of light, and asked loudly, "Who!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Going to eat?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Hmph, here comes the scumbag.

"Go, wait a minute! Don't come in!" Sheng Han opened the lid of the laptop less than 45 degrees, put his head on the table and looked at the screen, and hurriedly quit the game. Excuses, "I, I haven't got any clothes on yet!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..." I suddenly wanted to go in.

After turning off the computer and changing his clothes, Sheng Han picked up the corgi pillow, patted the ashes that he didn't know if there were any, put it back on the pillow, and covered it with a quilt, only his head was exposed.

After everything was tidied up, he opened the door, pretending to be relaxed and said, "Let's go!"

Ji Lingzhou saw Corgi's pillow at a glance: "?"

……puff.

The cover is so tight, as if afraid of freezing, do you really regard it as your son?

That Corgi is obviously you.

·

It was past eleven o'clock when we arrived at the cafeteria, and it was lunch time.

Sheng Han took a few steps to look at Ji Lingzhou, turned his head when he walked to the side, looked back when he walked in front, and stared at the back of his head when he walked behind.

Ji Lingzhou: "What's wrong?"

"Hmph," Sheng Han pretended to look away indifferently, "it's okay, I'm looking at ugly monsters."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

But Ji Lingzhou was not angry at all, because he could guess why the other party said that.

"What to eat?" Ji Lingzhou asked.

Sheng Han rolled his eyes at him: "I will eat whatever you eat, I will definitely not steal your food today, and I will never eat a bowl with the ugly again!"

Ji Lingzhou smiled and said softly, "Okay."

Sheng Han: "Hmph."

He had already figured it out, anyway, Ji Lingzhou wanted to eat wontons stuffed with green peppers and onions, so he could order one as a matter of course, without worrying about being suspected of being sweet jellyfish.

Even if it's really bad, he can scold Ji Lingzhou and say, "It's all your fault for ordering such bad food!", and then order something else.

As for taking pictures, it is even simpler, just take a random picture while playing with your mobile phone.

With his hands in his pockets, Sheng Han followed Ji Lingzhou to the window.

Ji Lingzhou: "A serving of hot dry noodles."

Sheng Han: "???"

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Ji Lingzhou: It's fun to tease children :D