Online dating is to wear a small skirt

"What did you say you wanted?" Sheng Han couldn't believe it, grabbed Ji Lingzhou's shoulder and forced him to face himself, "Look at me and say it again!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Hot and dry noodles."

Sheng Han: "???"

"What's wrong? Don't let me eat hot and dry noodles?" Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows, turned his head and nodded slightly to the cafeteria aunt to indicate that he could start cooking, and then turned back to face Sheng Han, "Then what do you think I should eat? Why don't you help me choose?"

Sheng Han: "..."

This makes him choose, he can't say anything at all!

"If you want hot and dry noodles, you can eat hot and dry noodles. I don't want to help you choose," Sheng Han snorted pretending to be indifferent, and turned his head to the drink window in the distance, "Order first! I'll go buy a cup of milk tea!"

Then he ran away without looking back.

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes and took out his phone.

·

Sheng Han walked to the drink window, seeing that Ji Lingzhou was not looking in this direction, he quickly ducked into the bathroom next to him, took out his mobile phone and typed frantically.

[Gummy Candy]: Brother~ Have you eaten it~~QAQ

[Brother loves me]: I'm eating.

Sheng Han: "???"

It took less than a minute to order your hot dry noodles, how did you start eating them? ?

【Fudge】: Do you eat wontons stuffed with green peppers and onions~~

[Brother loves me]: Yes.

Sheng Han: "..."

How about cheating ghosts!Obviously eating hot dry noodles!I can't bear to deceive Sweet Gummy's sincere feelings!See if I don't take care of you!

[Fudge]: Brother, can you take pictures for others to see~~

[Brother loves me]: Shoot baby first.

"........."

Sheng Han's face turned red, and most of his anger disappeared inexplicably.

[Gummy Candy]: There is no such thing in the school cafeteria~ I can’t eat the same food as my brother~ woo woo woo~~TAT

[Brother loves me]: Then next time we will eat something else together.

[Gum Candy]: Brother, you don’t need me to take pictures~?

[Brother loves me]: Well, no, you can send a selfie instead.

Sheng Han: "?????"

[Gummy]: I don’t have a selfie~ and I’m very shy~ I’m sorry to show my brother~~>3

[Brother loves me]: So baby, do you want to see brother?

[Gummy]: I think about it~ My brother must be super handsome~ He must be a handsome guy with very long legs and eight-pack abs~ My legs are going to be soft after thinking about it~~

[Brother loves me]: Baby, do you really think so?That baby might be disappointed.

[Fudge]: It’s okay~ Even if there is no eight yuan~ there will be six yuan~~

【Brother loves me】: None.

Sheng Han: "???"

Nonsense!Could it be that the one I touched with my own hands last time was a fake! ?

I still remember that touch!Sooner or later, I will practice like you... No!more handsome than you!Make you have to cry and beg me to touch it! !

[Gummy]: Then I want to see my brother too~ I like my brother so much~ I want to save my brother’s photo and look at it a hundred times a day~ This way I can dream of doing indescribable things with my brother while sleeping~~>3

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

…It’s not like this, even if you don’t save it and watch it a hundred times a day, you’ll still dream of having unspeakable sex with me, and you’ll even have a reaction after waking up.

As he thought about it, he found a photo saved a long time ago from the album and sent it over.

【Brother loves me】:[/picture]

"!!!" Sheng Han said excitedly.

...?

The people on the screen...are ugly, fat, and dark...there are many acne marks on the face...the hair is oily, it looks like it hasn't been washed for ten days, and they are giggling at the screen...

Sheng Han's expression froze.

Before he yelled at the liar and scumbag, he was actually angry, and subconsciously felt that he was teasing him.It wasn't until now that he clearly realized that Ji Lingzhou seemed to be really lying to him, not joking.

But...why lie to people?Isn't it good to have a good online dating?Why do you have to lie about things like eating photos?

It's not that she's not good-looking, she's so handsome, she has such a good figure, and she likes girls in every way, but she wants to send ugly fake pictures...

!!!

In the blink of an eye, Sheng Han's mind flashed some fairy tales he had read before.

The handsome and rich prince pretends to be an ugly and poor beggar, and approaches the ordinary but kind-hearted heroine.

The heroine's sisters despise the beggar very much, always insulting him verbally, and want to drive him away. Only the kind-hearted heroine doesn't mind being a beggar, helps him sincerely, and falls in love with him.

In the end, the prince regained his status as a prince, and he felt that the kind heroine was a good girl who did not covet wealth, so he married her.

After the sisters knew the truth, they were very regretful, thinking that if they had known that the beggar was a prince, they would have treated the beggar well, but they had no chance to do it again.

Could it be... the spicy dick is actually testing himself, wanting to know whether he is the heroine or the heroine's sister?

That's right!Absolutely!Otherwise, he would have no reason to lie and post fake photos!

What's more, for a person as black-bellied and smart as Spicy Chicken, it's actually quite normal to test the other party's sincerity before dating online!

Fortunately, I have long known that spicy dicks are handsome, otherwise I would really fall into the trap!

What a great way!He is worthy of being the eldest son of Dad!

[Fudge]: Kiss my brother~ I really like my brother~ I want to hug my brother~~>3

[Brother loves me]: Really like me?

[Sweet Candy]: Yes, yes~ People like my brother~ No matter what my brother looks like, I don’t care~ It doesn’t matter if my brother’s family is poor~ From now on, people will take care of my brother~~

[Jummy]: And my brother is actually very handsome~ Maybe he just doesn’t dress up very much~ After he starts to dress up, he will definitely become a handsome guy~~

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

In order to lie to himself about online dating, he can blow out that kind of lie, but it's really embarrassing for that kid.

He knows that the child is a good-looking dog, and he doesn't like ugly things. Even if he buys things, he chooses the good-looking ones, and the characters he chooses for playing games are also good-looking. Strong or not is not within the scope of his first consideration.

That's why he deliberately picked a particularly ugly photo, trying to tease the child, to see if the child would recede at the sight of the ugliness, but in the end...

Ji Lingzhou smiled, picked up his chopsticks and took a sip of hot dry noodles, then picked up his phone to continue replying - he only planned to eat a few bites casually, and most of them would be eaten together after the children came back, otherwise they would lose their money if they ate together. Most of the meaning.

[Brother loves me]: In exchange, baby should also post a selfie.

[Brother loves me]: The baby is so cute, so he must have a cute appearance, right?

"!!!" Sheng Han felt like a formidable enemy, he quickly opened the browser to search, found a photo of a cute beauty, and sent it to the other party.

[Gummy Candy]: She looks ordinary too~ Brother, don’t dislike her~~>3

Sheng Han felt that his operation in this wave was very good.

If you also post an ugly photo, which looks "evenly matched" with the other person's appearance, it will not appear that the sweet gummy is precious and incomparable.

Only when the sweet little jellybean looks beautiful can the other party feel that he is sincere.

——Even if he looks like a fairy, he doesn't care about his elder brother's appearance!How touching!What are you waiting for if you don’t rush online dating!

Ji Lingzhou didn't click on the big picture, but only glanced at the thumbnail. Seeing that it wasn't the child himself, he directly deleted the photo from the news record without any hesitation, and didn't even want to look at it again.

[Brother loves me]: You are very cute, I like it very much.

This sentence is the truth, truer than real gold.

He never dared to say it, afraid that the kid who always called himself father would not like the word.Unexpectedly, under such circumstances, he said it in a way of pretending to praise others.

On the other hand, Sheng Han on the other side of the screen was sour, and his teeth were a little itchy. He wanted to rush out on the spot, throwing him around like a corgi pillow, and pounced on him to bite him a few times.

snort! !She really is a pervert who likes cute girls! ! !

[Sweet Candy]: As long as my brother likes it~ I really like my brother~ In the future, my brother will send more photos to others~ I want to see my brother from all angles in 360 degrees~~

Hmph, you're stupid, I don't believe you can send it!Unless you grab the person in this photo!

[Brother loves me]: My brother also wants to see a 360-degree full-angle baby. In the future, the baby will send one, and my brother will also send one in return, okay?

Sheng Han: "..."

You are really good at spicy dick, don't forget to take advantage of it at this time, if it weren't for me who chatted with you, you would never even think about online dating in your life, and go to hell alone!

[Gummy Candy]: Hmph~ I don’t want it~ If my brother doesn’t post it~ then they won’t post it either~~huh~~>^

"Pfft, hahahaha..."

Sheng Han created an emoji just now, and made himself laugh after posting it.

He laughed for a while, and wanted to say something else, but his stomach suddenly growled, and he realized that he had been hiding in the bathroom for a long time.

... If he doesn't go back, Spicy Chicken will probably think that he has fallen into a milk tea pot.

[Gum Candy]: My brother is so annoying~ Ignore my brother~ hum~~>^

After posting, he put his phone in his pocket, and the dog poked his head out of the bathroom, and saw the most handsome and most conspicuous Ji Lingzhou in the crowd at a glance.

Seeing that Ji Lingzhou didn't look this way, he quickly bowed his waist and slipped out with oil on the soles of his feet.

·

Out of the corner of his eye, Ji Lingzhou caught a glimpse of a silly figure leaving the bathroom, without looking up, but replying on the phone with a normal expression.

[Brother loves me]: Well, eat well.

Two minutes later, Sheng Han slowly returned to the order window with milk tea in his hand. In order to round up his previous rhetoric, he also ordered the same hot dry noodles as Ji Lingzhou.

When Sheng Han finally sat down next to Ji Lingzhou with the hot dry noodles, it was already more than ten minutes before Ji Lingzhou finished ordering.

Sheng Han secretly glanced at the bowl on the opposite side, saw that a quarter of it had been eaten, and immediately jumped up: "You don't wait for me! Then you go! I won't eat with you again!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

If it wasn't for waiting for you, I would have finished eating and gone back.

"Why does it take so long to order milk tea?" Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes lightly, and shifted the fighting to other topics, "I thought you sneaked back with milk tea."

Sheng Han picked up the milk tea with both hands, took a long mouthful, and chewed the pearl vigorously: "Hmph, of course it's because there are too many people in line! I have waited for a long time, so I don't want to drink it for you!"

If you take a look in that direction now, you will know that there is no one in line at all.

Ji Lingzhou didn't intend to drink at first, but when he heard the child say such things, he suddenly wanted to drink.

"I want to drink," he leaned on his chin, bent his eyes to look at the kid staring at him, and said softly, "give me a drink, okay?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou's usual expression is always a little cold, as if everything in the world is not in his eyes, especially to others.But every time he made such an expression towards Sheng Han... he would appear very gentle.

It's so easy, it will make people drown in it.

Sheng Han only exchanged a glance with him, and the base of his ears started to feel hot.

He hurriedly lowered his head and pushed the milk tea over in a self-defeating manner: "Then you drink it!... If you want to drink it, you can buy it yourself, but you like to drink mine. Is mine so delicious? I hate you..."

He beeped a lot in a low voice, as if he completely forgot that he was the one who ate and drank before.

Ji Lingzhou took the milk tea: "Can I really drink it?"

Sheng Han: "Drink quickly! Don't talk nonsense!"

The corners of Ji Lingzhou's lips curled up slightly, he took a sip, and then slowly pushed back: "It's over, thank you for the hospitality."

Sheng Han snorted twice, quickly snatched it back, inserted the straw into his mouth and drank a few gulps.

"You only have one straw." Ji Lingzhou reminded.

"...?" Sheng Han belatedly realized what happened just now, his eyes widened, and he looked down at the straw in disbelief, thinking of the other person drinking in his mind.

Ji Lingzhou admired the other party's shameful expression, and calmly added bricks and tiles.

"So, what we did just now..."

"It's called an indirect kiss."

The author has something to say:

This chapter is 1000 nutrient solution plus more!I have been tortured by the lock text before, and now I have finally finished writing it. If there is no accident, there will be another chapter at 21 o'clock in the evening.

The collection (collection of the author's column) will be updated every [-]~【Secretly Tempted.gif】

Full of desire to survive, I would like to mention: It is bad behavior to steal pictures from the Internet and say it is a selfie, children should not learn from it.