Online dating is to wear a small skirt

The male assistant gang leader is called Zhijiu, and the female manager is called Lianlian Weiyu. They usually don't seem to chat on the gang channel very much. Before this incident, Sheng Han had no impression of them.

[Guild] Deep Alley: How do you know it's impossible?You mean Wei Yu and Zhi Jiu are lying?

[Guild] Such a freshman Taozi: Do you know that Yan Miaomiao?

Sheng Han was so angry that he typed "Of course I know, she is the manager of my guild", and he came to his senses just before sending it out - he is now a sweet little gummy, not the leader of the guild who came in to keep warm.

It doesn't matter if you directly say your size, the big deal is to force you to withdraw from the gang, but if you do that, all your plans to cheat on online dating with hot chickens will come to naught.

He still wants to continue playing the game of brother baby, and he doesn't want to be exposed now.

Sheng Han took a deep breath, and vigorously deleted the missing words that had just been typed out one by one. After thinking carefully for a while, he barely figured out the connection between his account number and Yan Miaomiao to explain the rash words just now. .

[Guild] Sweet Little Gummy: My friend is the deputy gang leader who came in to keep warm~ He is very familiar with Yan Miaomiao~ He said that Yan Miaomiao is not that kind of person~~

"..." After typing this sentence, Sheng Han suddenly felt troubled by pretending to be cute. He wanted to quarrel and say something serious, but it sounded like he was acting cute and coquettish.

While loathing himself, he double-opened and boarded the tuba to poke Yan Miaomiao privately.

[Private chat] Not cold: What happened to you and Zhijiu?

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Shit, I don't know what's going on, I didn't even know he had a tuba!We met last weekend. Two days ago, he asked me if I wanted a relationship, and we would play together in the future. It happened that I was too lazy to find a new relationship recently, so I agreed to him.

[Private Chat] Yan Miaomiao: Who knew that there would be a big girl who was married, and that woman would come to scold me, but he never said anything about it himself!

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: I thought he was just a newbie!

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: I'm sorry, boss, because of my mess, I got into a gang war. That woman chased me and wanted me to apologize, otherwise I'll go and reconcile with them.

Sheng Han: "..."

Sure enough, he felt that with Yan Miaomiao's personality, it was impossible to know that the other party was married, but still pester the other party and want to be in love with the other party.

It must be that there was something wrong with the drinker, and he deliberately didn't tell because he wanted to put his foot on the boat.

[Private chat] Not cold: I see.

[Private chat] I'm not cold: It's okay, just hit me, no need to apologize.

Apology, what apology, that man should apologize, and they are not a gang that is afraid of fighting, since the two of them can't explain clearly, they should fight, and wait until the man admits it.

Sheng Han switched back to the trumpet, and there were several more messages from other people on the guild channel.

[Guild] Deep Alley: You believe him when he says she is not that kind of person?How did he know what kind of person she was?Are they that familiar?

[Guild] Sweet Duck: I think you are the same kind of person, you are easy to empathize with, it’s so normal to stand in line...

Sheng Han: "???"

[Guild] Sweet Gummy: What kind of person?

[Guild] Old Dream: Stalking, people ignore you and go up to post.

[Guild] Lucky Grass: Pfft, that's true, I still remember that some time ago she pestered her all day to go to the sky by boat.In the morning, I saw that the two of them were in love, and this trick seemed to be quite useful.

[Guild] Sweet Duck: Hahahahahaha, it seems that I am not the only one who thinks so.

[Guild] Old Dream: Yes, the reason why we can't catch up with the boat to the sky is that we are not as stupid as her.I'd rather not have someone who can only be chased by a brazen face.

[Association] Lucky Grass: Who would have thought that he would like that, if I had known it earlier, I would not have wanted to know him in the first place.

Sheng Hanqi went crazy.

After playing games for so long, others have always treated him respectfully.

He always responded to all kinds of speeches on his guild channel, and received all kinds of rainbow farts every day. How could he have been so angry.

If it wasn't for Tiantian Gummy's account, he really wanted to open the mic and kill this group of monsters and ghosts who didn't know whether they were male or female hundreds of times.

……

No, it can also be killed on the Sweet Gummy.

Without batting an eye, Sheng Han quit the guild directly, turned around and applied for his own guild, and put himself in with a large size.

When you come in, the heating gang has a full level, all the benefits are complete, and it is on the leaderboard, so the gang members are always full.In order to put himself in, he deliberately kicked someone who was not online for a week.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Huh?how did you get in

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Anyway, I will often write books together in the future~ It will be more convenient to add in~ And I prefer the atmosphere of the big gang~ The original gang is too small~~

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hahahaha, that's pretty good, is your master coming?

Sheng Han: "..."

Oh, no, the withdrawal from the gang is too decisive, and I forgot to ask Spicy Chicken if he wants to quit together. In case Spicy Chicken has feelings for the original gang, he doesn’t want to quit together...

Will he stay with that gang?Those people scold me so much, does he still want to play with them?

……

As he thought about it, his heart gradually sank, and his chest began to feel tight for no reason.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I haven’t asked yet~ Maybe I will come~ I don’t know~~

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: But~ he is not only his master~ but also his love~ he will get married next week~~

·

at the same time.

[Guild] Sweet Duck: Why did people run away?Runs pretty fast.

[Guild] Old Dream: Hahahaha, I am ashamed to be scolded by us.It just so happens that I don't want to have such a person in the gang, maybe it will cause gang wars like mist in the future.

Some time ago, everyone in the guild saw Tiantian Gummy chasing after her on a boat. Although they encouraged her and wished her success on the surface, they took it as a joke, thinking that they would never respond to her.

Now that I know that she has really caught up, I no longer treat her as a joke, but start to hate her.

Especially those few people who once had some thoughts about going on a boat but were rejected, rushed forward with envy, jealousy and hatred, huddled together with those who were "sick and sympathetic", and began to attack the common "enemy".

Sitting in front of the screen, Ji Lingzhou watched the conversation from beginning to end, his eyes were clouded.

[Guild] Take a boat to the sky: I reject you because I like her.

[Guild] Take a boat to the sky: I chased her first.

After sending two sentences, Ji Lingzhou quit the guild without waiting for everyone to respond, and saved screenshots of the nicknames and IDs of those who scolded the children.

A child has a big heart, and when he gets angry or wronged, he will forget it in less than a day.

But he is not.

He is a mad dog who must take revenge.

·

Sheng Han joined the team with Shuaibi in the mirror, flaunting to Shuaibi in the mirror about his plan to get married next week with Shuaibi in the mirror, staring nervously at the chat box of Shuaibi in the mirror.

But dare not send a message.

I've said all the shameless things before, but now I want to say a sincere request, but I don't know how to say it.

Jokes can be said casually, can be repeated endlessly, and it doesn't matter if you are hated.

But sincerely... He was afraid of being rejected, it was too uncomfortable.

1 minutes passed.

2 minute, 3 minutes...

I haven't sent him a message since I went to the sky by boat. The last sentence of the chat was 10 minutes ago. Since he went to the gang to help Yan Miaomiao quarrel, the other party hasn't sent it again.

Sheng Han became more and more anxious as he waited, grabbed Corgi's pillow, and hugged him tightly.

...why doesn't he talk to me?

Is it because I quarreled with others?Think I'm not cute anymore?Does he not want me?

Obviously those people said so much, and they started a gang war against my gang, why should they help them and not me... I hate him!Never play with him again!If you don't love online, you don't love online!

Sheng Han got angry, and threw the corgi pillow aside, cutting it into a large size.

Several messages in private chat.

In the mirror, Shuaibi asked him why he was online, what happened recently, do you want to come and write books together, and——

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: Kick someone.

Sheng Han: "!"

...So they were chatting privately about my tuba!Don't tell me sooner! !

Humph.

[Private chat] Not cold:?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: The guild is full, I want to go in, but I can't apply now.

Sheng Han leaned on his chin and read this passage two or three times, his heart seemed to be filled with something, like cotton candy, sweet and soft.

[Private chat] Not cold: I won't let you in unless you call me dad.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Dad.

Sheng Han made an inch of it.

[Private chat] Not cold: shout three times.

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: Dad, Dad, Dad, let me in, okay?

Although Ji Lingzhou called "Father", what he pronounced in his heart was "Baby"—Baby, baby, baby, let me in, okay?

...Yes, a little erotic.

When he thought of that level of meaning, he almost reacted.

"Hey, hot dick is my son." Sheng Han was delighted, picked up the corgi pillow, and the unhappiness just now was swept away, if the interface popped up and the system prompted, he almost forgot that he was helping the war.

He opened Shuaibi's private chat in the mirror again, and replied to the question he hadn't answered just now.

[Private chat] I'm not cold: I don't play books, I go to gang wars.

[Private chat] Not cold: I want to kill them all.

·

Lianlian Weiyu dared to start a gang war directly, mainly because she found out in advance that the gang leader who came in to keep warm was not online recently, so she felt that a gang war would most likely be a mess, and she would not really fight with them.

Under the pressure of dragging the whole gang into the water, Yan Miaomiao will definitely apologize to her and ask for reconciliation.

But she didn't expect that - just after the guild battle started, the guild leader would be online!

Not only did they go online, but they also seemed to have a deep hatred for them. They didn't even think about how to solve it peacefully, and no one came to negotiate. They directly summoned a lot of gangs to kill them, and even called three alliance gangs to use their numbers to crush them. Overwhelming, hostile players are famous all over the world, and they are defeated without a fight.

...Why is this happening! ?What hatred, what resentment! ?As for the protection of smoke to such an extent! ?

It's okay for the gang leader on the opposite side to go too far, after all, it's their gang's business, so it's barely understandable.

Taking a boat to the sky is even more excessive, obviously they used to belong to their gang, but they ran to the other gang and beat them together!Chase and kill the little sisters in the guild who scolded Tiantian Gummy, and kill them when they are resurrected!

Everything they say is not true! ?How could he be hunted down inhumanely like that! ?

If she had known that going to the sky by boat was so powerful, she would have asked the leader to manage him and keep him from leaving.Even if he doesn't care about things, it's good to be a gang icon and give everyone a good face.

Or pestering him like sweet jellybeans from the beginning, maybe the person he is protecting now is himself...

Lianlian Weiyu collapsed and was not reconciled, and wanted to take all her anger on Zhijiu, but found that Zhijiu had already gone offline—he was chased by Bulen and singled out four times in a row, and Yan Miaomiao was still watching , My mentality collapsed, and I went offline to shut myself up.

She had no choice but to ask for reconciliation three times and was rejected in seconds. Seeing the huge gap in the guild battle points, not a few guild members were left offline, and more than a dozen people quit the guild on the spot, so angry that they also went offline.

Let's put this mess aside and forget about it.

·

In less than an hour, the gang fight was over.

The opponent didn't resist at all, ran away when he saw anyone, and went offline after being killed a few times. Many people in the guild channel said that the fight was not at all pleasant.

But the cold weather has arrived.

He can't be angry, he will fight back when he is angry.

His friend can't be angry, and he will help fight back when he is angry.

When he was helping in the battle just now, he played with the big and small ones. The big ones mainly went to kill and drink, and simply commanded them; the small ones stayed in the crowd, moving from time to time, adding blood. .

In order to create the illusion that these two numbers are indeed two people.

Sheng Han felt that he acted pretty well, at least Spicy Chicken didn't notice anything unusual, so he went over to flirt.

[Private chat] Not cold: Didn't you stay well in the gang? Why did you come to my gang?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Come and accompany my baby.

Sheng Han blushed: "..."

But when he suddenly thought of something, he sulked for a while.

[Private chat] Not cold: Who is your baby?Why don't I know?Are you secretly looking for a baby behind my back?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Now let me introduce you.

Ji Lingzhou did what he said, and immediately put Tiantian Gummy and Buhan into a team.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: @不冷, this is my roommate.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: @甜甜小粉甜, this is my love and my baby.

[Team] Sweet Gummy: Hello~ I'm my brother's baby~~

[Team] Not cold: Hello.

"..."

What is this called? It's okay to talk to yourself.

Can not bear to look.

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