Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han scratched his toes in embarrassment for talking to himself, but Ji Lingzhou was in a good mood, and didn't intend to let him go, just wanted to keep teasing him.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: @甜甜小粉甜, you can call him Brother Han, get closer.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Hello, Brother Han~~

[Team] Not cold: Yes.

Sheng Han: "..."

Am I a pervert!Why do you call yourself brother!Why do you have to answer yourself!Ahhhhh!Blame the hot dick!I feel like I'm going out of order! !

Ji Lingzhou smiled, cut off all the pictures and saved them, and prepared to show them to the children in the future, so that he could recall all the stupid things he did back then.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: @不冷, we are going to play the book, and your deputy gang leader, are you going?

[Team] Not cold: not going.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: why not go?In the past, you fought together.If you fight, then I won't fight, let my baby be with you.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: I want my brother to accompany me~ I don’t want to be with this unknown person~ I’m afraid of being born~ I’m afraid of being scolded~~TAT

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: He has a good temper and won't scold you.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: He is very good in operation and command, good-looking, funny to talk, everyone around him likes to play with him, maybe you will like him a little bit more.

Sheng Han's face slowly turned red again, but this time it was not shame, but embarrassment after being praised.

What are you talking about, in front of outsiders...

Although Tiantian Gummy is also him, he is an outsider to him and Ji Lingzhou. Why do you want to boast so much in front of others? How can I be so good.

After reading it twice, Sheng Han adjusted his expression in elation.

[Team] Not cold: Don’t fight, I still have something to do, let’s go.

Then he returned the tuba non-stop.

Hmph, even if you compliment me a hundred times, I won't double-open two accounts, especially if one of the accounts is a nanny, you're dreaming!

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother~ He is so serious~ Why is he running so fast~ Do you hate him~~TAT

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Don't be afraid of him, he won't hate you, he is a very cute person.

Sheng Han: "???"

cute?who?I?Spicy dick says I'm cute?Why did you say so many good things about me before I left, and suddenly start saying I'm cute after I left?

How cute am I! !Don't slander me! ! !

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: People don’t think he’s cute~ He’s so indifferent just now~ He’s scared~ I feel like a very scary person~~QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I think cute is enough.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why do you think he is cute~ Huh~ Brother thinks he is cute or others are cute~ Brothers like him more or others~~QAQ

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: They are all cute, I like them all.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Which one do you like~ I don’t understand~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Guess baby, which one do you like?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: My brother likes him like ordinary friends~ For others, my brother likes babies~ Isn’t that right~~^3^

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: No.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ji Lingzhou: "..." The first half of the sentence is wrong, not the second half.

But he didn't intend to explain much.

He pondered for a moment, the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he typed a few words slowly.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: My brother loves his baby because he likes his online dating partner.

·

The two hadn't chatted for a long time before being urged by a handsome guy in the mirror to form a team to play the book.

As soon as he joined the team, he received several messages in a row, most of which were sent by the handsome man in the mirror. The exclamation marks all over the screen were dazzling, and he almost thought he was possessed by an exclamation mark spirit.

It's a match for the sweet little fudge with wavy lines in all the punctuation.

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Happy wedding!Welcome to join the gang!

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: I'll go and talk to the boss! !

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Huh!Why is the boss offline!Just now!Sure enough, the boss is a busy man!But even if you are very busy, don’t forget to lead us to fight!What a perfect helper!

[Team] Floating Dream: When I saw this string of rainbow farts... I thought the leader was watching... but I was so excited... people are not there at all...

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: What do you mean!Is the leader not here!I won't say good things about him!

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Mirror, your attitude is so good, hahahahaha, I still remember the last time you chased after Sweet Gummy, why are you willing to give it up now?

[Team] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: Friends' wives can't be bullied!Since he is my friend's wife!Then I will change another target!

The bases of Sheng Han's ears were so hot that he couldn't even think of how to reply.

Ever since Ji Lingzhou saw the sentence "it's the love of an online dating partner", his mind has been in an extremely sluggish state, and everything he thinks of is stuck one after another, like a robot's brain has short-circuited.

Like... an online dating partner?

What kind of like is this like?Is it... a confession?

Could it be that spicy dick already wants to date me online?Does that mean he has become Ji Lingzhu?If I directly save the screenshot of this passage and send it to him, does it mean that the goal has been achieved?

Can you see him regretting his mistakes, crying bitterly, and regretting what he said back then?

But, but... I don't think I'm dating online!

I haven't experienced the joy of online dating, I haven't gotten married and had children, I haven't kissed and hugged, and I haven't gone to my home to sleep on the same bed and take screenshots. How could it end like this! ?

Yes, yes, I still have a lot to do, to get more evidence.

And we just decided to play a game together, even if we want to make a point of laughing at him, at least we have to wait until the game is over, and we have to wait... He likes me more.

oh!He was still testing me!He also lied to me several times!You definitely don't really want to date me online!You are kidding me!I must hold on a little longer!Until the day when he is sincere!

Yes, I want to continue dating him online! !

Sheng Han consolidated his inexplicable psychological construction and took a deep breath.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I like my brother~ I also like my online dating partner~ Please give me more advice in the future~~^3^

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, please give me more advice.

Having been affirmed as an online dating partner, Sheng Han is full of fighting spirit, and works harder to pretend to be cute.

During the dungeon this time, he stuck to Ji Lingzhou the whole time, chattered wildly on the chat channel, yelled out the goosebumps of Floating Dream Zhiyou, and almost quit the team directly.

Li Persimmon had a great time watching the excitement, and from time to time he brought up the previous incident to poke Shuaibi's sore spot in the mirror, but he never succeeded.

·

After the dungeon was over, everyone finally got down to business.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: This season's PK competition is about to start, and you will be able to sign up for the audition in a few days. Do any of you want to participate?

[Team] Floating Dream: I want to make soy sauce...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: I want to go +1.

[Team] Tanuki: However, it is quite difficult to find a familiar nurse with a good skill. If I can find a regular nurse, will I still be fooled around in the arena every week?

[Team] Tiantian Gummy: My brother and I are going to sign up for a two-person team~ I am already practicing~ I hope I can get a good ranking by then~ I can be named on the list with my brother~~^3^

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Come on!You can! !

[Team] Floating Dream: Hmm... I suddenly want to say something that doesn't sound good. Don't hit me after hearing this...Little Gummy, your level may be...

Of course Sheng Han knew how badly he played Sweet Gummy, and was thinking about how to answer, when Ji Lingzhou answered for him.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: She learns things quickly, and I will teach her well.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Yes, yes~ I will definitely not hold back my brother~~^3^

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahahahahaha!Da da da!Da da da da!

Sheng Han: "..."

This is cute as standard!If you don't understand, don't make a fuss!

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hey, why don't we...huh?How about it?

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Huh?

[Team] Floating Dream: You mean we signed up for five people together?This is not good... I haven't asked the leader yet... In case the leader wants to fight with us...

Sheng Han: I don't want to! ! !

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother~ Brother, go ask Brother Han~ If he doesn’t fight, we can form a team of five~~QAQ

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: Good.

Sheng Han picked up his phone, opened WeChat, saw Ji Lingzhou's message, and exchanged symbolically, telling him that he would not form a team.

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: He said he doesn't play, let's play hard.

[Team] Floating Dream: Well... It's another day when I can't see the leader... Sad... When will the leader come back... I just saw him and left again...

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Why do you always talk about the boss?Did you fall in love with the boss?

"?" Sheng Han was so frightened that he quickly changed the subject.

[Team] Sweet Little Gummy: Then it’s a deal~ I’ll learn from my brother for two days first~ Let’s go to the arena to practice together on Thursday~ How about~~

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: Yes.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: I'm fine too!Am looking forward to! !

·

After saying goodbye to the three of them, Sheng Han continued to have a private chat with Ji Lingzhou.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother~ Do you want to see the scenery~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I want to see the baby more.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Is the rabbit tail that the baby bought for me before arrived?Didn't you say you want to take a picture to show your brother?

Sheng Han: "..."

Already forgot about it! !

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Big brother is good or bad~ Why do you always talk about sex? Let’s go to the arena to practice~ Time is running out~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, let's turn on the microphone.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy:?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: voice said, it is more convenient to discuss.

Sheng Han: "..."

Double whammy, danger.

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