Online dating is to wear a small skirt

After the crisp sound.

There was an eerie silence in the air.

The sound insulation of the room is very good, but you can still faintly hear the loud laughter from the living room-the hysterical and earth-shattering kind.

Jiang Yiming's laughter is extremely low, and his magical laughter is very contagious. Every time he is amused, he will laugh for a long time.

Sheng Han also had a low point of laughter, every time he heard Jiang Yiming laugh, he couldn't help laughing too.

But he couldn't laugh at all now.

——Since he was a child, no one has patted his ass!

Mom, dad, brother, sister, younger brother, sister, seven aunts and eight aunts have never had one!

Some boys in high school took this as a joke and liked to pat each other, but he beat everyone who wanted to do this to him in advance!

So no classmates have encountered him!

A tiger's ass cannot be touched, and neither can his ass.

It will make him feel ashamed to the extreme...

Just like it is now.

It was clear that there was no pain at all, and the force of the slapping was lighter than before hitting the head.

But the lethality to him was worse than a beating.

So much so that in just a few seconds, his ears were stained with a strange layer of thin red, and his cheeks also tended to become hotter and hotter.

This room is too hot.

He couldn't stand it for a second.

"Ming, let's learn it tomorrow!" Sheng Han pushed Ji Lingzhou's swivel chair aside, randomly picked up the book on the table and hugged it, and slammed the door as if fleeing.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

After a long while, Ji Lingzhou moved the swivel chair back to its original position, recalling the blush that he glimpsed just now, and gently rubbed his chin with the knuckles of his index finger.

Tsk, this kid... is actually afraid of this?

It was completely unexpected.

Ji Lingzhou chuckled softly, stretched out his slender fingers, and put the books that had been thrown aside.

But bad thoughts couldn't stop popping up in his mind - he wanted the other party to show this shameful expression again.

Or, more embarrassing expressions.

……and many more.

This book?

Ji Lingzhou opened the cover, and what came into view were two cursive and ugly writing, but they insisted on writing half a page.

"..."

·

After half an hour.

After taking a shower, Ji Lingzhou was wearing a bathrobe loosely, rubbing his hair with a towel while holding a book, and knocked on Sheng Han's door.

Changing books is not something to rush.

He just wanted to find an excuse to see the other party's current situation.

It has been such a long time, even if you are really shy, theoretically speaking, it should be no problem to slow down now.

But he was still not at ease.

Every time Ji Lingzhou knocked twice, he stopped for a few seconds. He repeated this three times, but there was no answer. It was as quiet as if the people inside had fallen asleep.

Did you go to bed so early today...

Thoughtful, he retracted his finger knocking on the door and planned to leave.

At this time, the door in front of him suddenly opened, revealing a gap of about ten centimeters.

Sheng Han stood by the door, pursed his lips tightly, and looked at him vigilantly.

The blush on his face was a little lighter than before, but it still hasn't completely disappeared.

The hair is more messy than before at 01:30. From the mess on the bed, it can be seen that the head should have been covered with a pillow and quilt before, and it may have been rubbed a lot.

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows slightly.

More than half an hour has passed, and you are still blushing with embarrassment?

To him, being slapped on the butt accidentally...is it such a serious matter?

"I'm sorry, I was careless just now," Ji Lingzhou changed his attitude, apologized sincerely, and then handed the book out, "You took the wrong book, I'll come here and return it to you."

Sheng Han's eyes widened in astonishment—who is this monster!Why are you talking so nicely!I will apologize so earnestly! !

No, there are no monsters in this world.

Sheng Han's rational analysis.

That being the case, it must be that Spicy Chicken has a ghost in his heart.

Sheng Han snatched the book, found out the wrong book and stuffed it back, his eyes became more hostile: "Why are you apologizing!"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Ji Lingzhou thought about his words: "I think you care a lot."

"I didn't! How could it be possible!" Sheng Han's face turned even redder, and he retorted through gritted teeth, "I've never cared about this kind of thing! I'll never be shy! You don't need to apologize! Forget about it!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

There is no silver 300 taels here, so there is no credibility at all.

Sheng Han said fiercely: "Have you forgotten!?"

Ji Lingzhou said truthfully: "The impression is even deeper."

"Grass!" Sheng Han scratched his hair, stomped his feet again, and was so angry that he couldn't speak—now Ji Lingzhou not only slapped his butt, but also remembered that he was ashamed to be slapped!

unacceptable!

Ji Lingzhou really thought it was funny, and his heart was itchy, and he wanted to say something to tease the other party.

But he didn't dare, afraid that the other party would ignore him again.

He weighed it for a moment, and decided to let it go for the time being, the future will be long, and then he will "discuss" with the other party slowly.

He smiled kindly and said, "Good night."

Sheng Han's spine was chilled by the laughter, and he closed the door with a "bang" without even replying.

·

There was no class in the first period of the next day, but Sheng Han was woken up by the alarm clock that he forgot to turn off. After getting up, he didn't bother to wash up, so he turned on the computer and logged in to the game, intending to finish his daily routine before class.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Chief, you are online, something big happened...

[Private chat] Not cold:?

Other gangs basically have chat groups outside the game, but Sheng Han didn't want the game to infiltrate his own three-dimensionality, so he never established a group.

Therefore, if anyone in the gang wants to find him, they can only wait for him to go online.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, I don't know how to tell you, you will find out after going to the gang later.

[Private chat] Not cold: good.

Sheng Han was a little curious, but not in a hurry. While drinking sweet milk, he went about his daily routine leisurely.

·

He had a nightmare last night. In the dream, he was chased and touched by a group of perverted psychopaths. He was so scared that he ran away while the wild boar roared, kicking the pillow away.

After waking up, I couldn't find it for a long time, and finally found it under the bed.

According to his speculation, the pillow should have flew up and hit the wall, bounced back and hit the edge of the bed, bounced again to the wall, and finally bounced back and rolled to the bottom of the bed.

With so many parabolas, it can be seen how hard he kicked.

He couldn't help worrying about his future wife.

What if he also moves so exaggeratedly when he has nightmares in the future, and kicks his delicate and lovely wife to the ground?

... If the person lying next to him was a stronger man than him, this kind of thing would not have happened.

! ! ? ? ! ?

Wait, why did you think of this! ?

Sheng Han choked with fright, sprayed the sweet milk that hadn't been swallowed all over the table, and hurriedly wiped it with a paper towel dipped in water in a panic.

Think of something else quickly, wife, wife...

Oh yes, love.

He has a relationship.

He went offline last night after leaving only two sentences, so he should take a look at what Qingyuan replied to him.

After Sheng Han wiped the tabletop, he threw the ball of tissues into the trash can, took a deep breath to calm down, and opened the friend list pretending to be calm.

【Friend 6/92】

【Love 0/0】

【Blacklist 11/243】

Sheng Han: "?"

What about his relationship? ?

Why is he so old and in love? ? ?

·

The game "Dengxian" has a relationship system and a marriage system.

The love list is separated separately. After getting married, the name of the list will change to [Fairy Couple], and there will still be reminders for each other when they go online or offline.

Love is equivalent to the love stage before marriage. It takes a week of love to go to Yuelao to apply for marriage. After marriage, you can activate husband and wife skills and actions, as well as various ways to play such as raising children.

Sheng Han has never been married, but he has been playing games for a long time. When he is bored, he often goes to the main city square to tease the children.

He also wanted to have a child of his own, and with the vacancy of the position of Mrs. Madam, he also wanted to use this to pretend to be aggressive with his single dog friends, so he casually called for love in the world.

But the love is gone.

It was still in the relationship list yesterday, but it disappeared today.

He thought of Shuaibi's private chat in the mirror just now, his eyelids twitched, and he opened the list of gang members, and found that the position of the gang leader's wife was vacant.

He froze for a moment, and searched for "Qing Bao'er" in Add Friends, but the system prompted that there was no such person found.

???

Sheng Han was completely dumbfounded.

Ordinary deletion of friends is a one-way cancellation of friendship. Those who want to double delete generally have special circumstances, and it takes krypton gold to buy props to do so.

The other party needs to confirm the termination of the relationship, otherwise you have to wait for three days, and you need krypton gold to buy props if you want to terminate the relationship immediately.

And this Qing Baoer not only forcibly terminated the love relationship and double-deleted it, but also changed her ID.

Triple krypton gold is directly evaporated among adults.

"..."

Sheng Han was a little confused and was stunned for 2 minutes.

Why is this so?Is she mad?

Am I not good enough for her?

I dragged her into the gang, gave her the position of the gang leader's wife, and took her to write books.

After the group was wiped out, he didn't scold her, nor kicked her out of the team, but taught her patiently with a microphone.

Warmly remind her when she is about to squander, and advise her to do what she can.

……

I was so nice to her, why did she run away? ? ?

·

Sheng Han couldn't figure it out, and was so confused that he scratched his heart and liver.

[Private chat] Not cold: ... I saw it.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, sorry, please pay attention next time.

[Private chat] Not cold: I want to pay attention, but I don't know how.

[Private chat] Not cold: Help me analyze and analyze, what did I do wrong yesterday?Why did she keep falling in love with me without saying a word?

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror:?Is that the point? ?

[Private chat] Not cold:?

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Don't you realize that she has taken away all the things in our gang's warehouse? ? ?

[Private chat] Not cold:? ? ?

·

In the game, almost all items are tradable, and there is no such thing as binding or unbinding, and the low-level equipment passed through can be sold at a stall.

Sheng Han was too lazy to set up a stall, so he threw everything he didn't need for the time being into the guild's warehouse.

All of them add up, and they can probably sell for more than 1000 yuan.

One is that he thinks those things take up too much space in his private warehouse, and the other is that he thinks it is very convenient to put them in the guild warehouse, so that anyone who needs them can take them away and use them directly.

Those with warehouse permissions are all management-level, they are his acquaintances, they have played games for a long time, and they have paid a lot of money. Go in and share.

And the position of Mrs. Bangzhu also belongs to the management level.

The access records of the guild warehouse prove that the items shared by everyone were swept away by the guild leader's wife last night.

"..."

Sheng Han looked at the access records, more confused than before.

So why is she angry? ?

The author has something to say:

Facing Ji Lingzhou.

Sheng Han: I don't care!It's all your fault! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Confront the liar.

Sheng Han: Where did I go wrong?