Online dating is to wear a small skirt

After Sheng Han finished his routine, he turned off the computer, got up and went to wash.

After recovering from the confusion just now, he wanted to discuss this matter with the handsome guy in the mirror, but the other guy's profile picture was grayed out.

No one is online at this time, and the few online are unfamiliar, so we can only give up.

After leaving the room, I saw Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan sitting at the dining table facing each other, eating instant noodles.

It is boiled in a pot, and eggs are beaten, and the aroma is tangy.

"Han Han woke up," Jiang Yiming spoke first, and waved his idle hand, "Want some instant noodles? There's still one bag left."

Sheng Han: "No need, I'm already drinking milk."

He likes milk and drinks it every morning.In order to prevent him from being unable to drink when he wants to drink, he always buys a lot and keeps them. The big boxes are placed on the north balcony, and only a few boxes are placed on the bookshelf for easy access.

I drank walnut milk last week and started drinking sweet milk this week.

Jiang Yiming thought of something, put down his chopsticks, deliberately smirked and said, "Hanhan, you like drinking milk so much."

As soon as Ji Lingzhou left the room, he stopped when he heard this.

Jiang Yiming's joke meant breastfeeding, but Ji Lingzhou thought of another concept that has nothing to do with milk, which is not pure anyway.

But Sheng Han didn't realize it at all: "Yes, it's delicious."

Song Yuan: "..."

It was like bullying Sheng Han for not being able to understand dirty jokes.

Song Yuan looked at Sheng Han, and after a while, he keenly sensed that his emotions were wrong: "Han Han, what happened?"

Ji Lingzhou also looked at Sheng Han.

...Aren't you still thinking about what happened yesterday?

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Sheng Han sighed, and briefly summed it up, "It's just that my relationship deleted me and took away the things in the guild's warehouse."

He just pretended to be a jerk with everyone the day before yesterday, but the pretense disappeared.

The slap in the face came so fast that he didn't dare to look up.

"Oh," Song Yuan nodded clearly, "You have been deceived."

Sheng Han: "!?!?"

Song Yuan was stunned: "...Why are you so shocked?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Song Yuan stared at him, and said slowly: "Hanhan, could it be that...you don't know that you have been cheated?"

Sheng Han felt embarrassing at first, subconsciously wanted to say "Of course I know", but swallowed the words again, because he didn't feel that he was cheated.

Song Yuan understood again: "You still don't think you've been cheated?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Face or something, it seems that no matter how I answer, there will be no answer!

At this moment, Ji Lingzhou came over, his eyes were dark, and his expression was not very good: "She lied to you?"

Sheng Han's eyes flickered, he opened his mouth, then closed it again.

Ji Lingzhou said coldly: "Speak."

Then Sheng Han pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and beeped softly: "I don't know, but she shouldn't be a liar, she wrote a book together yesterday, and invited me to see the scenery..."

Ji Lingzhou: "How much is the thing you took away worth?"

Sheng Han: "They're all useless. If you add them up, you can have, uh, one or two thousand..."

Ji Lingzhou's tone was too fierce, completely different from the way he used to speak slowly and irritatingly, making Sheng Han's eyes dodge, and he didn't dare to look directly at the other party.

But if he looked at it, he would find that there was no blame for him in the other party's eyes.

Song Yuan thought for a while: "I have indeed heard that there will be people who pretend to be cute girls to cheat money, but usually they are acting like a baby and asking the man to buy things for her. There should not be many people who go to gang warehouses to raid, after all, they will not get too expensive things. , and it is also very difficult to get permission."

"what."

Sheng Han suddenly raised his head.

He still remembered yesterday's talk about fashion.

——Could it be that at that time, she actually wanted him to buy it for her! ?

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes, and suddenly realized something: "She asked you to ask for fashion yesterday?"

Sheng Han: "...Maybe, I'm not sure either."

He didn't know if the other party wanted it, because before he opened his mouth, he was educated by him, and then he stopped talking.

Ji Lingzhou was silent for a moment, and he could already deduce it from a few words.

Probably the liar felt that this poor boy was too straight and a little silly, and pretending to be cute would not work at all, no matter how hard he tried, he would not be able to cheat money, so he got angry and took away some good ones, and then ran away to change targets.

Ji Lingzhou couldn't tell what mood he was in.

It was originally a bad thing and should be angry, but from a certain point of view, it was a good thing.

... Fortunately, it was a fake relationship, not a real cute girl.

With the lesson learned this time, the poor boy should not look for love casually anymore... right?

"Hey, it's okay." Jiang Yiming finally finished eating the instant noodles, got up and patted Sheng Han on the shoulder, "Don't be sad, brother will treat you to a skewer tonight, order whatever you want."

Sheng Han was not sad, nor did he feel bad for the little money, but felt ashamed to be cheated.

Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be aggressive on the guild channel, otherwise, if the whole guild knew that he had found a liar, he really couldn't be the leader of the guild.

·

After the last class, Sheng Han didn't go to the cafeteria for dinner, but went back to the dormitory directly.

In order to comfort him, the other roommates ordered a few hundred dollars of barbecue takeaway, all of which were his favorite food, and the aroma could be smelled through the screen of the mobile phone.

He was so hungry that he would pretend to be sad in case they knew the truth and regretted it.

Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan felt distressed when they saw him sigh, but Ji Lingzhou smiled shamelessly.

He told Ji Lingzhou not to laugh, but the corners of Ji Lingzhou's mouth turned up even more.

unacceptable!Spicy chicken lives up to its name!

Everyone unanimously decided not to play games on their own tonight, but to drink together, eat skewers and watch movies—as the first collective dormitory activity since the beginning of this semester.

However, before the arrival of the delivery guy, they were still playing their own way.

Sheng Han finished his daily routine today, and the copy is still in the CD, so he doesn't need to type it for the time being, just go online to have a look, improve his life skills, and take care of some things by the way.

After a whole day of baptism of knowledge and the temptation of grilled skewers, he has long since left behind the unhappiness of being cheated by love.

However, he still remembered that his friends also lost some items in the guild warehouse because of his chaotic relationship.

Although the value is not high, it is still his fault.

Sheng Han rummaged through his own warehouse, estimated the value of the items that everyone had thrown away, took out some items that were only worth a little more, and stored them in the guild's warehouse.

——He picked everything that everyone could use, such as baby spirit beasts, gems, rare materials, furniture, various medicines, and so on.Putting it in means letting them take it casually, which is regarded as compensation for this matter.

Even if they don't take it, he can't let it go, it's a completely different matter.

·

After Sheng Han had done all this, he finally let go of the stone in his heart, and was about to go offline to wait for the barbecue, when he suddenly discovered that someone had sent him a private message again.

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Chief, are you okay?

Yan Miaomiao is also one of the gang's managers. She is a very cheerful and talkative girl with a pleasant voice. She is quite familiar with Sheng Han, but she doesn't often play with him, and only occasionally forms a team when there are group activities of the gang.

According to the handsome guy in the mirror, Yan Miaomiao has had many relationships, married three times, and has two children. For Sheng Han, his relationship history is quite rich.

But compared with other players who regard online dating as fun in the game, it can only be regarded as mediocre.

[Private chat] Not cold: Fortunately, I'm fine.

[Private chat] Not cold: It's my fault for letting you lose things. I put some things in the guild warehouse, and you can go and take them away.

If the voice is not turned on, Sheng Han feels calm and cold.

He doesn't often use exclamation points in the game, and he doesn't swear much after knowing that the swear words will be blocked. Just looking at the text content of the chat, it is very serious.

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Actually, I discovered something last night, and I was still debating whether I should tell you. Since you are fine, I will tell you directly.

[Private chat] Not cold: Well, let's talk.

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Around eleven o'clock last night, I went to the Canyon Waterfall to do a task, and I saw Qing Baoer hugging my former love... I didn't pay special attention to these , but after all, it was my previous relationship, so I just took a second look, and finally ran into it.

[Private chat] Not cold:?

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Don't be angry, boss!Be calm!A scumbag doesn't deserve your anger!

[Private chat] Not cold: Are they in love?

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: I'm not sure, when they hugged each other, Qing Bao'er was still in the guild, I went to make sure.But before I went offline, I took another look, and found that the position of the boss's wife was empty.

Sheng Han thought about it seriously, and guessed that Qing Bao'er might think that person was more deceitful, so she immediately changed her target.

[Private chat] Not cold: I see, thank you for telling me.

It was the first time in my life to find a relationship. In less than 48 hours, I was not only cheated of money, but also scumbag.

Heh, that's pretty darn good.

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: Ah, boss, I don’t mainly want to tell you this, what I mean is... If you want to find her, I should be able to ask that former love, and help you find out what her name is now .

[Private chat] Yan Miaomiao: After you find her account, you can report it and see if the official can refund it.Even if we really can't find it in the end, we can still offer a bounty to her or kill her on a spot, kill her hundreds of times, kill her and quit her service, so that she can no longer use this account to deceive people.

Sheng Han thought it was a good idea.

If the amount is less than [-] and does not involve hacking, it is impossible to determine whether it is a real liar. Even if you report it, you may not be able to get it back. If you encounter most of them, you can only suffer from dumbness.

But it would be great to kill her to vent her anger, and it would be even better if she could be forced to take the initiative to pay back the money.

He listened to Song Yuan's popular science during the day, and knew that most of these liars were organized.

Those who are beautiful on the Internet and make people think they are such cute little fairies are actually a room full of big men who pick their feet, pretending to be cute and flirting with others to cheat money through online dating.

Many foolish victims think that they are broken up because they did not do well, and they don't even suspect that the other party just wants to cheat their money.Even more because of the problem of face, very few people go to the police.

It is precisely because of this that this kind of liar will become more and more arrogant.

Thinking that the love affair might have been faked by a stingy man, Sheng Han became even more angry - he couldn't bear such stains in his relationship history!

Although he wasn't tempted at all, this was his first time looking for love after all!

Just look for it!There is no emotion but the name is there!

His suffocated breath must be sent back to the perpetrator!

Thinking of this, he was about to raise his hand to type, and was going to ask Yan Miaomiao to help him find out.

"Ding dong, ding dong ding dong—"

The urgent doorbell rang suddenly.

Their dormitory building is open, and the delivery guy can deliver it directly to the door, which is so convenient that almost no one uses the kitchen except for cooking instant noodles.

Life is convenient, but it makes people lazy.

Sheng Han has been grilling for a long time, and when his brain gets hot, he gets up and rushes out.

But he didn't expect—he moved too fast, and his feet caught the power cord on the ground.

He stumbled and staggered, his head almost hit the wall, and kicked over the trash can. The laptop was pulled by the wire and brought to the ground.