Online dating is to wear a small skirt

"Cute? How cute?" Jiang Yiming's eyes lit up, "Does Han Han also think she is cute?"

Sheng Han scratched his head: "Uh, it's okay, I don't feel very..."

Ji Lingzhou interrupted: "It's very cute, I like it very much." After speaking, he glanced at Sheng Han vaguely, the meaning in his eyes was unclear.

Sheng Han's back felt cold, but his face became hot uncontrollably.

However, he only glanced at that one, and then calmly moved his eyes away, as if the one just now was just an illusion.

"I really want to see you," Jiang Yiming sighed, seeing that Song Yuan didn't agree again, he elbowed him again, "What's wrong with you, don't you want to see me?"

Song Yuan: "..."

Jiang Yiming shook him: "Do you want to?"

"..." Song Yuan was so angry, "I don't..."

Jiang Yiming answered for him: "He also wants to see."

"Well, let's go at 07:30," Ji Lingzhou said, "I'll send you the location at 07:30, just come here."

Jiang Yiming: "Okay! Wait a minute, it's so late? I thought I'd just go back and play."

Ji Lingzhou smiled, with gentle eyebrows and eyes: "Because we need to give us some time, I will be coquettish with me for a while. This is her first time to open the microphone. If you are here, she may be shy."

Sheng Han: "!?"

Jiang Yiming: "Wow - act like a baby, envy!"

Song Yuan: "..."

"Will she continue to act like a baby when we are here?" Jiang Yiming thought about it, looking forward to it, "I also want to hear cute girls acting like a baby, it seems that I haven't heard much about it."

Ji Lingzhou: "Maybe, maybe not." He thought for a while, then turned his gaze to Sheng Han: "Do you think she will? Guess."

Sheng Han was suddenly called upon and stuttered in fright: "Yes, yes..."

Ji Lingzhou smiled again: "Well, I guess so too."

Jiang Yiming: "Good!!"

Song Yuan: "..."

·

This time, it was finally Song Yuan's turn to be dragged away by Jiang Yiming.

Song Yuan was like a walking corpse, his eyes were empty and unrequited, he muttered in despair, saying the same thing over and over again like chanting scriptures.

"...Why is this happening? Brother Zhou doesn't like Han Han?"

"The ready-made Hanhan is right in front of you, you just need to reach out to get it, but he doesn't want it? What kind of strange behavior is this? Brother Zhou lost his mind and went crazy?"

"Brother Zhou, how can you find love? How can you? Why are you looking for love?"

"What's so good about online dating? What can you get from finding love? Isn't it just listening to acting like a baby?"

"If Hanhan is dealt with, Hanhan's acting like a baby can definitely be better, and it's close at hand, and there is a dormitory, so you can do whatever you want, Hanhan will definitely not refuse..."

Song Yuan spoke quickly and in a low voice, and Jiang Yiming could only hear [-]-[-]% of what he meant when he pricked up his ears, but it didn't prevent him from understanding the other party's meaning.

——Isn’t it just a little different from what I imagined!

This is not a big deal, it's time for the optimistic me to play to enlighten him!

Jiang Yiming put his hand on Song Yuan's shoulder, patted Song Yuan kindly, and comforted him like a loving old man: "Oh, don't be so surprised, didn't Han Han find love before? Brother Zhou this time Find one too, they're even, how normal."

"That's different!" Song Yuan shook his head like a rattle, pulled down the hand on his shoulder, then was caught again, and then pulled down again, "Han Han looking for love and Zhou Ge looking for love are not the same concept at all! "

Jiang Yiming didn't think so, but in order to prevent being picked on again, he stopped dating and changed it to hugging: "Why can't it be a concept? Isn't it all 'looking for love'... Oh, do you mean that Han Han doesn't have online dating, But Brother Zhou is in an online relationship? Hey, it’s not because the relationship Hanhan found is a liar, so he can’t continue to develop, maybe he will also be dating online after a long time.”

Song Yuan: "It's not normal! Hanhan is looking for love because sh... because he is bored! And he doesn't know that he likes Brother Zhou, so he has no scruples. But since Brother Zhou likes Han Han, he shouldn't find love!"

Jiang Yiming: "Oh, what you like or don't like, that's because you think too much. I think the relationship between Han Han and brother Zhou is similar to the relationship between me and you, or better than the relationship between me and you. After all, they You have always been classmates before, so it’s not surprising that you have a misunderstanding because of your good relationship.”

Song Yuan broke down even more, covering his head with his hands: "No, you don't understand..."

"I understand," Jiang Yiming summed up, "You just thought they were together, but they weren't, so you can't accept it."

Song Yuan: "No!!!"

Jiang Yiming: "But they just aren't together, I was..."

"Ahh! Shut up if you don't understand!" Song Yuan slapped Jiang Yiming's mouth tightly, "Let me be quiet! Don't talk to me before 07:30!!"

·

Song Yuan rushed back to the dormitory and locked himself in the bedroom.

After lying on the bed for more than ten minutes, he suddenly sat up, opened the phone's address book, and found Li Xiao.

[Song Yuan]: I need you for something, it's a big deal.

[Li Xiao]:?

[Li Xiao]: I am... Li Xiao, are you sure you are looking for me?

Before the day they went out to play, the two of them had barely spoken. Li Xiao rubbed his eyes to confirm several times before he believed that it was Song Yuan who sent her the message.

[Song Yuan]: Yes, I am looking for you.Do you think Brother Zhou and Han Han have an unusual relationship?I heard you talking in ktv.

【Li Xiao】: Yes!So what a big deal!Is there any new progress!

【Li Xiao】: Ahhhhh! !

[Song Yuan]: Brother Zhou found a relationship by playing games and dating online.

[Li Xiao]:? ? ?

Song Yuan looked at the three question marks and felt very cordial, as if he had found a comrade-in-arms, the kind who could hold hands side by side and face the truth together.

[Song Yuan]: Yes, online dating, and Hanhan also knows about it.

[Song Yuan]: We may all be wrong, maybe they really don't have that kind of relationship, and they don't like each other.

[Li Xiao]:? ? ? ? ?

Li Xiao's eyes were like copper bells, and he read Song Yuan's last two paragraphs several times.

She has read so many novels, drank so many pairs of paper figurines, and has already developed a keen eye for distinguishing love. How could she be wrong?

Even if she misread the love in Ji Lingzhou's eyes, Han Han's coquettishness and sense of dependence must not be misjudged, right? ?

Yes, she did not believe it.

She was absolutely right, the one who was wrong must be... It must be the person who told her the news!It was Song Yuan who was wrong! !

[Li Xiao]: Don't talk about it, I don't believe it, you made a mistake, are you sure that love is not cold?

Song Yuan: "!?" Still, can it be like this?

Yes, why didn't I think of it?

If Brother Zhou's relationship is Han Han, it means that I guessed correctly from the beginning to the end, their love line is still moving forward smoothly, and their love has not disappeared...

Absolutely!Tonight, we will find out the evidence that love is cold!

[Song Yuan]: Thank you.

Then he took a deep breath, turned off WeChat, took out the glasses cloth and wiped his glasses, ready to start tonight's battle.

[Li Xiao]:?What?So what the hell is it?

[Li Xiao]: Hello?Hello? ?

Li Xiao: "???"

·

While logging into the game, Sheng Han sat blankly in front of the computer, staring straight at the screen, but couldn't focus his eyes.

Sweet Little Gummy Candy is Spicy Chicken's online dating partner and Spicy Chicken's girlfriend.

Spicy dick, girlfriend.

It was obviously something worth laughing at for a long time, but when he really faced it, he had no intention of laughing at all.

He twitched the corners of his mouth and tried to make a "hahaha" laugh, but it was just a dry laugh, like the laughter in a Chinese textbook, very funny.

Why is this happening?Why am I unhappy?Why can't you laugh?

I have clearly fulfilled my wish to make him Ji Lingzhu...

Sheng Han bent his legs, stepped on the swivel chair with both feet, hugged the pillow tightly with his arms, put his chin on the soft pillow, made a depression, and gently rubbed his chin on the pillow from time to time fluff.

Otherwise, tell him, shall we?

"..."

However, if he really likes the sweet little gummy, and it turns out that I pretended to be it, will he be very angry and disappointed?Will... never talk to me again?

These results were actually predictable from the very beginning, but he didn't think about it at all at the time, he just thought about doing it first and talking about it after he had a good time.

When things came to an end, I realized that it was not that easy at all.

... This is deception, the kind that deceives people's hearts.

It's not some indifferent joke.

The private chat icon flickered, Sheng Han came to his senses and found that a message had been sent from the sky by boat.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Baby, I called two roommates, let's practice with them first, and then go to the arena, okay?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Listen to my brother~ Everyone can do it~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, but it will be later, call them at 07:30, now it is the time for the two of us.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Hmm~~

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: Honey, do you still remember what you promised your brother yesterday?

Sheng Han: "..."

I agreed to open the microphone, agreed to act like a baby, and practiced all night for this purpose.

However, once this leaping step is taken, many things seem to be more irreversible. The more you do now, the more difficult it will be when you tell the truth, and the other party may... the more painful.

Short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, or just say it.

Speak, Speak...

In Sheng Han's mind, two villains with different viewpoints were fighting, and the fight shook the world.

Before the battle in his mind was over, his hands were controlled by a third villain with a weak sense of existence, and he typed a paragraph.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother, do you like her~ How much do you like her~ She has never acted coquettishly with others~ My brother is an exception~ If my brother doesn’t like her very much~ she will be very sad~~TAT

Just ask, one last serious question.

If he really likes it, if he really likes it, then, just...

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: I have never liked anyone before, my baby is the first one I like, does my baby think this kind of liking is enough?

Sheng Han: "..."

He didn't know what was wrong with him, he felt that his heart was being pulled and uncomfortable, and he couldn't even breathe smoothly.

Do you really like it that much?

He always thought that the other party was just playing around like himself, even if he liked it, it would only be a little bit.But in fact, the other party is serious, and seems to be getting more and more serious.

So serious... that he couldn't bear to "trample".

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Enough~ I like my brother too~ I like him even more than my brother~^3^

He decided.

You can't let hot dicks be splashed with cold water in a passionate relationship.

Even if it's for the hot dick, he still has to play the role of Sweet Little Gummy.

He will confess, but not now.

After that, when the spicy dick doesn't like it that much, or even gets a little tired, it's best to wait until after a peaceful breakup, before he...tells the truth.

In this way, the spicy dick will not be sad.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm going to open my wheat~ Brother, don't dislike him~~QAQ

Sheng Han got up, confirmed that the bedroom door was locked, then turned on the voice changer, recalled the sound that was adjusted yesterday, took a deep breath, and turned on the team voice.

After opening it, he didn't make a sound, but held his breath and listened to the voice on the other side.

After hearing the sound of pressing the keyboard from the opposite side and confirming that the other party has turned on the voice, he whispered: "Brother...brother?"

I stuttered because I was too nervous.

Sheng Han was wearing earphones, and the other party was also wearing earphones, so he couldn't hear his own voice, and didn't know how effective the voice change would be. His heart was pounding, as if he was waiting for the interviewer's decision.

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby."

Sheng Han's breath stagnates: "..."

The word "baby" was pronounced softly, with a hoarse voice, lazy and tender, as if the person next to the pillow was talking about love.

...yes, Pillowman.

Thinking of this, Sheng Han's heart jumped violently.

"Brother, brother," Sheng Han's voice trembled a little, he tried his best to control himself, and managed to make his pronunciation sweeter and softer, "Is his voice nice? Do you like it, brother?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I like it, baby's voice, my brother must like it."

——If your baby is a boy and your roommate, do you still like it?

Sheng Han curled his fingers, lowered his eyes, a mess of thoughts flashed through his mind, and he was restrained by himself in time, completely strangling the idea.

Ji Lingzhou said a few more words about the precautions for the discussion later, and every sentence contained the word "baby", which was extremely gentle.

Sheng Han listened carefully, feeling that every cell in his body was enveloped by the other party's breath.

Even the sound of breathing is close at hand.

The scene in the dream reappeared, and all the whispers in the ear of the dream also rushed into my mind, mixed with the voice heard at this moment, and gradually merged into the same words.

"—!"

Sheng Han suddenly realized something, his face froze, and he lowered his head slowly.

He... has a reaction.