Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Why?How could I?

The other party is obviously a real hot dick, not a dream, why would I think of that aspect...

Sheng Han covered the microphone and tried hard to control his slightly chaotic breathing. Thin sweat broke out from the corner of his forehead in anxiety. For a moment, he even wanted to cut off his disobedient private parts.

annoying!Now is such an important time!Why is this shit going against me! ?

Does this bastard like spicy dicks? ?

"..."

After thinking of this level, Sheng Han suddenly imagined the appearance of the two sticking together, and the appearance of helping each other with his hands, and the roots of his ears instantly became hotter.

While talking, Ji Lingzhou suddenly found that there was no voice on the other side, so he asked tentatively: "Baby? Are you still there, baby?"

Sheng Han was even more sensitive when he was shouted, his face was almost flushed with shame, he quickly pulled the pillow over his lap, and continued to respond coquettishly: "Brother, I've been here all the time, I'm listening carefully Brother, what's the matter?"

A low laugh came from the earphones, laughing until Sheng Han's bones were crisp.

"It's nothing, it's just..." Ji Lingzhou paused, "Baby hasn't spoken for a while, and my brother misses baby."

He spoke softly and slowly, with some frivolity and teasing in his tone, and the lines between the lines were full of temptation, which was enough to drive people crazy.

Sheng Han's breathing became even more chaotic, and he pressed the pillow on his leg tightly with his arms, as if he wanted to press the disobedient thing back to its original shape.

bored to death, bored to death...

Why does every sentence seem to be talking about love? Why didn't I find him like this before...

No wonder so many people like online dating, how can a few people be able to stand up to the beautiful voice speaking touching love words through the earphones...

My ears are falling...

Sheng Han couldn't control himself, he couldn't relieve himself at all, he was so anxious that he was about to cry, and the circles of his eyes turned red, as if he had been severely bullied.

Shame, shame, shame! !

Obviously to seduce hot dicks!Why did she seem to be seduced by him in turn! !

Sheng Han's side was going crazy, but Ji Lingzhou's side continued to talk without knowing the situation: "Have you forgotten, my darling, and I still have to say something nice to my brother."

"No, I haven't forgotten," Sheng Han said while opening the browser history, and brought up the webpage filled with coquettish words yesterday, "Is my brother in a hurry? I'm not ready yet..."

Ji Lingzhou smiled softly: "Well, I'm quite anxious, maybe because my brother likes babies so much, and I can't wait to hear cute babies act like a baby."

cute, sweet baby...

Sheng Han bit his lower lip, and this adjective that he didn't quite accept originally echoed in his mind.

I don't know since when, he has been able to accept his cuteness.

Ji Lingzhou's casual compliments to him, like the rain that moisturizes things silently, gradually penetrated into his nerves, making him accept all the "abnormalities" he thought he had.

By the time he woke up, he had been used to it for a long time.

Not only that, but Ji Lingzhou had an obvious feature when he spoke.

Obviously all the requests were made by him, which seemed to be half-forced, but when he made the requests, they were all coaxed, and the voice was very soft and slow, so that people would not be unhappy because of being urged.

There are not many people who can refuse this kind of tenderness that penetrates to the bone.

It seems that he really has a special magical power, he can say every command to make people feel weak, so that people will willingly accept his coaxing and enjoy it.

He's so smart, he's good at this, even a scumbag can handle it with ease.

As long as he is not deeply involved in the world, no matter if it is a girl or a boy, he can be coaxed easily. He can get a lot of love because of this, it can make people fall in love with him, and he can even enjoy unlimited happiness playing with flowers.

However, he is not interested in those.

He just wants to use all the means he can think of to seduce and educate the child he has loved for many years.

Let that unusually dull emotion be completely enlightened.

Sheng Han was blushing, dizzy from being coaxed, and almost forgot that his body was in an embarrassing state, and quickly browsed the webpage that he had practiced for a long time yesterday: "Brother, I didn't memorize it...can I read it?"

Ji Lingzhou: "It's all right, baby can do whatever he wants."

"Then, then, are they going to start?" Sheng Han swallowed, pressed the pillow tightly, and said in a timid tone, "If you can't read well, brother, don't laugh at him."

Ji Lingzhou smiled again: "Well, no."

·

at the same time.

Song Yuan quietly appeared at the door of Sheng Han's bedroom with a disposable paper cup, and buckled the paper cup to the door panel.

Eavesdropping is bad, and invading roommates' privacy is even worse.

But he can't control that much.

He must immediately figure out what kind of relationship is between Ji Lingzhou, Ji Lingzhou's love, and Sheng Han, otherwise he will be driven crazy by himself.

He took a deep breath, reprimanded himself silently, and put his ear to the bottom of the paper cup.

"My brother is so annoying, I just want a kiss..."

Song Yuan: "!!!"

He was shocked, and when he let go of his hand, the paper cup fell to the ground with a "slap", landed on its side, and rolled half a meter away.

Fortunately, the sound insulation of the door panel was good, Sheng Han was wearing earphones and was talking, he didn't notice the strangeness outside the door, and continued to read the lines on the webpage as if no one else was there.

Song Yuan: "..."

Song Yuan: "..."

Did Hanhan really say that just now?How could Han Han say that?I should be crazy ball, did you hear me wrong?

Song Yuan was stunned for a long time, he couldn't believe what he just heard, so he picked up the paper cup, put it on the door and listened again.

"Hey, beat my brother's chest with a small fist..."

Song Yuan: "..."

Help, it's fucking real, Hanhan is really fucking acting like a baby, and it sounds really fucking cute.

Song Yuan, who has been well-mannered since he was a child, pretended to be sophisticated at most, and hardly swears, at this moment, because he was too surprised, he swears crazily in his heart.

He threw the paper cup into the trash can, and broke into Jiang Yiming's bedroom with vain footsteps.

"???" Jiang Yiming turned his head, confused, "What? Ah? What are you doing? I finally took out the book and studied for a while. Are you going to stop me..."

Song Yuan picked up Jiang Yiming, threw it aside, sat on the chair by himself, stroked his chest for a moment, and then said seriously: "Let's discuss with Brother Zhou and the others later, don't talk nonsense, don't mention Hanhan."

Jiang Yiming's bed was full of tattered things, and he had nowhere to sit, so he could only stand aside: "Why didn't I understand, we are discussing with Brother Zhou and him, why should we mention Hanhan?"

Song Yuan: "Brother Zhou's love is Han Han."

"?" Jiang Yiming was stunned for a long time. "Ah? Does Brother Zhou know? Does Han Han know??"

Song Yuan: "Nonsense, of course I know, what else? Did a thousand miles of marriage lead to the next room? How can there be such a coincidence in the world?"

Jiang Yiming: "Why do you want to date online? Isn't it good to be aboveboard?"

"Do you understand love? Love between young couples," Song Yuan began to feel tired again, "Okay, don't look at me so stupidly, I know you don't understand. Anyway, let's not show it, we know That's enough, pretend to be a little bit, and continue to cooperate with their performance."

Jiang Yiming was unhappy: "??? I don't understand what's wrong! Why do you want to attack me personally! Don't you think you are stupid enough to know the truth!?"

Song Yuan: "..." You really think you look stupid.

"Forget it, I don't have time to quarrel with you, let's talk about business," Jiang Yiming thought for a while, and made a brief summary, "That is to say, you are not wrong, Brother Zhou didn't find other love affairs, and Han Han still likes each other. But for the time being We are really together, but we started dating online because of our passion, but we don’t want us to know, right?...Sorry, I seem to have too many twists and turns.”

Song Yuan was very pleased: "Almost, you are finally smart once."

Jiang Yiming patted his chest: "That's easy, I will act very similarly. From then on, I will be the most useful stepping stone on their love journey, just wait for my assist!"

·

At 07:30, Ji Lingzhou brought Sheng Han to the designated place on time, and called Song Yuan and Jiang Yiming.

The location he chose for the sparring was found in advance. It was on a prairie with a beautiful scenery. There were no trees or stones on the ground. Fighting would not get stuck in the angle of view, and the effect was similar to that of a square.

Not only that, but this grassland is located on the edge of the unpopular map, and it is not a mission location. There are no other players around, and it is very secluded.

At that time, they can safely turn on the voice chat and chat while typing.

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: The two of them are my roommates.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Hello everyone~ Please take care of me when we meet for the first time~ This is my brother’s love~ I’m going to get married in a few days~~^3^

"..." Too good at playing.

Song Yuan and Jiang Yiming, who were sitting on the sofa, looked at each other with complicated expressions, and read the message from each other's eyes in unison: just cooperate with their performance quietly.

[Recent chat] I really want to find love: Hello, congratulations.

[Recent chat] Yuanliu: Hello, congratulations.

The cooperation is neat, just like being organized and disciplined. It is clearly a sand sculpture daily movie of four roommates, but it acts as if everyone has lost their names.

[Recent chat] I really want to find love: Do you want to call directly?We're ready.Are there any specific requirements, who to hit first, or can you hit whatever you want?

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: Fight casually, treat it as an arena.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm so nervous~ I hope the two brothers can let him~ Don't let him die too badly~~QAQ

[Recent chat] I really want to find love: Then will you let us?

Jiang Yiming felt that the question was asked in reverse, so he asked it in reverse.

Because Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou are obviously the strongest, if the two of them exert their normal power, then he and Song Yuan will only be beaten violently.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: She is super stupid ~ always dies suddenly ~ I am not qualified to let the two brothers acridine ~~ TAT

Jiang Yiming: "?" You are stupid, then what am I?is shit?

Song Yuan realized it, and quickly reminded: "Hanhan may be acting as a fool, it's a role-playing play, we just play normally, he should not be particularly strong."

Jiang Yiming suddenly said: "Oh..."

It turns out that you can still play like this, I understand...

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: baby, don't call them brother.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why~ It’s obvious that Brother Han is Brother Han~ Aren’t they all brother’s roommates~ They should all be called Brother Brother~~

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: I will be jealous.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Then why doesn't my brother eat brother Han's jealousy~~

Sheng Han: "..."

That's weird, why don't you eat my vinegar?Is it because I am not his threat?I don't deserve to snatch the sweet little fudge from him? ?

???

Why do you think I'm not worthy? ?

Sheng Han relied on his brain to make up for it, and he made himself so angry that he beat him up and down.

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: No, no, no, I don’t care~ I have to call them the same~ Otherwise, I’ll go play with brother Han~ Make my brother more jealous~~TAT

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This child has grown a lot, and he will be threatened.

[Recent Chat] Take a boat to the sky: Because the elder brother likes him the most, the baby can also call him brother; but the two of them are friends, and the baby cannot be called.

Sheng Han blushed: "!"

Most, favorite... What does favorite mean?Don't say things that make people misunderstand! !

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Soft Candy: Does my brother like him more~ or does he like Brother Han~ He is also jealous~ He is not the only one for my brother~ There is also a brother Han who shares his heart with him~~TAT

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: Baby, you asked this question before, my brother likes it all.

Sheng Han: "...?" I said I was jealous, but you said you liked it?Are you a fool?Can't even coax a girlfriend?Do you want to create the feeling of stepping on two boats? ?

[Recent Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I hate my brother~ I also hate Brother Han~ You go to participate in the competition~ I’m leaving~ I’m not fighting~~TAT

"..." Ji Lingzhou decided to compromise.

[Recent chat] Take a boat to the sky: My favorite baby, don't be angry baby.

Sheng Han felt a block in his heart: "..."

Spicy dick!It really is a scumbag!The so-called favorite is nothing more than that!It can't compare to the tattered relationship that you only knew for a few days!roll! !

Song Yuan and Jiang Yiming stared dumbfounded, and looked at each other for a moment, but could only read confusion from each other's eyes.

Is Han Han... jealous of himself?Brother Zhou is really...coaxing?

The corners of their mouths twitched.

Know how to play, know how to play, and be willing to bow down.

·

At the end of the greeting session, everyone changed into relatively balanced equipment, turned on the voice, and prepared to learn from each other.

Sheng Han opened the panel for comparison, and frowned: "Brother...the equipment is almost the same, but his character attributes are still much worse than theirs, let them change to even worse equipment, otherwise it's not fair at all. Acridine."

Jiang Yiming and Song Yuankai's speech stopped: "???"

"What the hell, buddy," Jiang Yiming was stunned, his old face blushed, "Didn't you say this is Hanhan? But the voice is obviously a woman, right? The voice is still so nice..."

Song Yuan was also very confused: "I did hear it just now, how could this happen?"

Jiang Yiming: "Could it be a voice changer?"

Before Song Yuan could say anything, Jiang Yiming denied himself again: "But why use a voice changer? Is this also fun? To experience the joy of online dating with girls? Why don't I understand??"

Jiang Yiming pondered for a moment, then slapped his forehead suddenly, and suddenly realized: "Isn't this obvious, so that we won't find out! If you hadn't heard it, who would have thought that Hanhan is a little jellybean! Hahahaha! They wanted to hide it It took so much pains to stay with us!"

Song Yuan: "Well, it makes sense..."

You can be logical and self-consistent by talking to yourself.

At Sheng Han's request, the two of them changed their equipment a bit worse, and even took off two pieces of jewelry to satisfy Sheng Han.

The sparring has finally begun.

Sheng Han is good at the original martial arts, but not proficient at Hehuanmen.

In addition, Hehuanmen has a lot of pvp skills, and he often can't figure out which one to press, so he is very good, and often asks his brother to save his life coquettishly.

Ji Lingzhou's operation is elegant, and he can save the cute baby from fire and water every time, and in exchange for a sweet "Brother, you are awesome".

Jiang Yiming sighed: "They acted so well, as if they were real, I'm ashamed to expose them."

Soon, Ji Lingzhou beat Song Yuan and Jiang Yiming violently by himself, and Sheng Han was completely reduced to a useless pendant.

Sheng Han didn't mind his uselessness, and continued to praise Ji Lingzhou: "My brother is so amazing, I like my brother the most!"

Ji Lingzhou: "My brother also likes baby the most."

Sheng Han: "..." Liar!big liar!Just now I said that I like Brother Han the most!Never trust you big liar again!snort! !

Jiang Yiming turned off the voice, and continued to whisper to Song Yuan: "They are so nasty."

Song Yuan: "Well..."

He was completely shocked, if Li Xiao hadn't reminded him, he would never have thought of this level.

It is even more impossible to watch the whole show of affection from the perspective of an insider.

·

Three games were played soon, all of which were won by Ji Lingzhou and Sheng Han. Everyone was a little tired and decided to rest for 5 minutes before continuing.

Jiang Yiming cleared his throat, looking for something to say, pretending to know nothing, trying to cooperate with the performance: "How long have you known each other?"

Sheng Han: "I've known my brother for more than a week!"

Jiang Yiming sighed longingly: "It's been a long time. Sure enough, a beautiful love just needs time to settle."

Song Yuan: "..."

Song Yuan stepped on him and warned him with his eyes: If you can't speak, don't speak!

Jiang Yiming is innocent: I'm praising them!

Song Yuan was speechless: You are mocking!It is not a beautiful love to say that their love has not been precipitated by time!

Jiang Yiming thought about it carefully, and found that it seemed to be what Song Yuan said. He scratched his head in embarrassment, and decided to throw out his well-prepared assist question.

"Brother Zhou, Little Gummy, how many times have you done it? What kind of posture do you use?"

Ji Lingzhou and Sheng Han: "?"

Song Yuan: "..."

Is this what you call a stepping stone to love? ? ?

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