Online dating is to wear a small skirt

In the early morning of the next day, Sheng Han had a splitting headache, and he hugged Corgi and stared at each other.

He felt as if he had lost his memory again. He only remembered watching a movie and drinking alcohol last night, and then... nothing more.

He vaguely remembered having a dream of kissing, and the kiss was very comfortable, and the numb feeling made him unsatisfied, so he asked the other party to continue kissing over and over again.

The other party is also very obedient, like a robot, making him comfortable over and over again.

He felt that only in a dream could someone kiss him so obediently over and over again, so he didn't doubt the authenticity at all.

……But.

How could you be drunk again?Obviously only drank one can?

Sheng Han got up and looked at the trash can.

"..."

help!Why are there two empty beer cans in the trash! ?

Did I drink the second can too! ?How come I have no impression at all! ?

Sheng Han thumped Corgi's pillowed head, and then slapped him hard several times, annoyed that he couldn't control himself, he only planned to drink one can, but he drank an extra can, like an alcoholic who couldn't stop once he drank of.

No more drinking indiscriminately.

Headache, sore mouth, and tiredness.

Sheng Han stretched his waist, yawned, rubbed his lips that were inexplicably sore, and went out to wash up.

·

The bathroom was being occupied, Sheng Han returned to the living room, pacing around in circles and waiting.

When the door opened, Jiang Yiming also yawned and left the bedroom.

Seeing someone in the bathroom, he knocked on the door and asked, and learned that Song Yuan caught cold from the air conditioner last night and had diarrhea. He had to wait for a long time, so he also came to the living room.

Sheng Han turned his head when he heard the sound, and looked at Jiang Yiming.

Jiang Yiming: "..."

Sheng Han greeted: "Good morning."

Jiang Yiming's expression was complicated: "..."

Han Han's lips are still red and a little swollen... His eyes are also swollen, he must have cried... Last night must have been very...cough, very so...

"?" Sheng Han was puzzled, "What's the matter with you? Are you in a hurry to go to the bathroom?"

Jiang Yiming: "..."

Sheng Han: "???" Are you being stupid! ?

Seeing that Jiang Yiming still had a constipated expression on his face, Sheng Han quickly jumped up and rushed to the bathroom: "It's urgent! Let Jiang Yiming go to the bathroom quickly! Song Yuan! Song——"

"I'm fine!" Jiang Yiming quickly grabbed Sheng Han and covered his mouth, "Don't shout!"

Sheng Han's lips hurt from being covered, and he pushed Jiang Yiming away: "Hiss, don't use so much force! It hurts me to death!"

He wanted to rub his lips, but it hurt even more, so he could only gasp incessantly.

Jiang Yiming rolled his eyes and saw the needles: "Hanhan, do you know why your lips hurt?"

Sheng Han: "...Because of drinking?"

"No." Jiang Yiming smiled slyly, "Think about what happened last night."

Sheng Han: "?"

what happened last nightIsn't it just drinking?

"Hanhan, Hanhan, come here," Jiang Yiming thought that Shenghan didn't intend to tell him, so he pulled Shenghan to the kitchen, closed the sliding door tightly, and whispered, "How did you feel last night? Hehehe, I know everything. , It's useless to lie to me."

Sheng Han was puzzled: "Ah? How did you feel last night? What did you hide from you?"

Jiang Yiming: "?"

Sheng Han: "?"

The two of them stared at each other for a while, and Jiang Yiming finally got smarter: "Could it be, Hanhan, you...forgot everything?"

It turns out that if you faint, you will lose your memory! !

Sheng Han recalled the experience of going to KTV last time and forgetting things after getting drunk, thinking that maybe he really forgot something this time, so he imitated the other party and lowered his voice: "What happened?"

Jiang Yiming: "You and brother Zhou... are together."

Jiang Yiming deliberately omitted the middle word, but Sheng Han thought he didn't hear clearly: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yiming: "...it is!"

Sheng Han: "What?"

Jiang Yiming hinted that he couldn't do it, and was about to go crazy: "You guys fell asleep! Do you understand that you fell asleep! You made love! You and brother Zhou had a mess! Your lip hurts because you were kissed! Eyes hurt I’m so swollen from crying because it’s too exciting! If you don’t believe me, look in the mirror! You’ll understand everything!!”

Sheng Han: "???"

There were many magnets on the refrigerator, and one of them was with a small mirror. Sheng Han held his breath and looked at it—indeed, his lips were swollen, and his eyes were also swollen.

Sheng Han: "..."

"Sure enough," Jiang Yiming stroked his chin, "Have you forgotten all about it?"

Sheng Han looked at the picture in the mirror, his big eyes widened, recalling the dream of kissing again and again, recalling the almost real comfortable feeling in the dream...

"No way!?" Sheng Han tightly hugged himself who was sleeping, his face became more and more red, "We, we, me and the hot dick..."

Jiang Yiming: "It's true. If you forget such an important thing, brother Zhou will be very sad, so I'll remind you. But don't say that I told you. The famous Lei Feng."

"..."

After Sheng Han was shocked, he began to be in a trance again.

I, I was slept by the smelly thing... slept... we slept...

Where I was, last night I was hit by a spicy dick...

Sheng Han bit his lip in embarrassment, and touched the back with lingering fear, wondering if it was a psychological effect, it seemed that he suddenly started to feel a dull pain.

unacceptable!

She obviously likes sweet jellybeans, but she put me to sleep!Smelly man!Feel worthless for the sweet little fudge!He is not worthy!

Seeing Sheng Han making this movement, Jiang Yiming became more convinced of his own cognition, and made a gesture of affection, asking with concern: "Does it hurt?"

Sheng Han replied truthfully: "...It's okay, it doesn't hurt very much."

"That's not bad," Jiang Yiming patted Sheng Han on the shoulder, and comforted him, "It means Brother Zhou has good skills and won't let you suffer. You are very lucky."

Sheng Han's face turned even redder, and he quickly denied it: "Don't, don't talk nonsense! You're just unlucky!"

Hmph, it's just bad luck!Scumbag!

However, it is true that I did not suffer, and I feel very comfortable in my impression. Sure enough, spicy dicks are the best in everything they do...

·

Ji Lingzhou went for a morning jog again this morning, to vent his excess energy, and only came back from the outside after Sheng Han finished washing.

When Sheng Han heard the sound, he jumped out of the bathroom like a cannonball and came to the door.

Ji Lingzhou took off his shoes at the door, and Sheng Han stood beside him with his hips crossed, there was still a bit of toothpaste foam left in the corner of his mouth that he didn't wash off because he was too anxious, and he stared at him without blinking.

His face was very red, and he looked shy.

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

What's the matter, don't tell me... the kid still remembers! ?

Ji Lingzhou was a little excited in his heart, but it didn't show on his face, and he was even calmer than before.

He was prepared for the child to forget everything, but he didn't expect the reality to develop differently from what he thought.

Just remember, it will save you a lot of trouble.

As long as he explained the matter clearly, maybe... Maybe he could continue to kiss tonight, and every night in the future.

There are other things that can be done.

Thinking of this, Ji Lingzhou's heart beat a little faster.

"You, you," Sheng Han curled up his fingers and mustered up the courage to speak, "you don't have anything to tell me?"

Ji Lingzhou's heart was beating like a drum, and his emotions were brewing. He stepped forward and gently stroked the corners of the child's mouth with his fingertips to help him wipe off the remaining toothpaste foam.

Sheng Han: "!!!"

He, what is he going to do! ?Want to keep kissing me! ?I still want to...continue what I did last night! ?Great morning!No, shameless!

Before Ji Lingzhou could speak, Sheng Han pushed away with a blushing face: "You, what are you doing! Don't move!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

It turned out that she was angry, but she still had to be coaxed.

Ji Lingzhou decided to proceed step by step: "How much do you remember about what happened last night?"

Sheng Han: "Hmph! Of course I remember everything! Don't think I don't want to be responsible because I tend to forget things after drinking!"

Although he had indeed forgotten all of them, Jiang Yiming had helped him restore the truth of last night, which was equivalent to remembering all of them.

...and such an important experience, it would be too embarrassing to forget it!

Ji Lingzhou: "Are you... angry?"

"Of course I'm angry with you! You, you put me... put me to sleep, and you haven't said anything yet, pretending to be okay," Sheng Han asked his teacher with a flushed face, "Sure enough, you slept, so you Don't want to be responsible, scumbag!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Huh?"

This development is so different! ?

... A child is indeed a treasure, and it always brings me great surprises.

Ji Lingzhou couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't know where to start to explain for a while, so he could only tell the truth: "We didn't sleep last night."

"???" Sheng Han was about to cry out of anger, "You still don't admit it! Why are you going so far! Scum boy! Smelly scum boy!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "How do you want me to be responsible?"

Sheng Han wiped his eyes and straightened his back: "I don't know! You did it yourself! Think for yourself!"

Ji Lingzhou was helpless and unable to correct the child's cognitive mistakes, so he could only follow the child's train of thought and try to smooth out the hair of the explosion.

"Well... If you are responsible, let you be my boyfriend?"

Sheng Han got the answer he wanted, and was so excited that he was about to fly.

But thinking that the other person likes Sweet Gummy, and that he is just a third party who appeared out of nowhere and tried to get in with a one-night stand, his grievance and sadness gradually turned into anger, and finally he became furious.

"What does the question mean!? Are there other options!? Are you wronged!? Sure enough, you don't want to be responsible after sleeping, right!?"

"Okay! I see through you! Then you don't have to be responsible! I'm just—"

Ji Lingzhou's temples were throbbing because of the child's "sleep" and he grabbed the child's wrist, dragged him to his body, and wrapped his arms around his waist to prevent him from escaping.

Sheng Han: "!"

What is he going to do!Do you want to kiss me again!

"I didn't..."

Ji Lingzhou stopped abruptly in the middle of his speech - because he found that the stinky kid in front of him, who was getting more and more stupid, suddenly closed his eyes tightly, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he looked like he was asking for a kiss.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Why did things become like this!All his preparations were in vain!This kid doesn't follow the rules at all! !

"Well, cough, cough," Jiang Yiming stood in the distance and kindly reminded, "Brother Zhou, Hanhan, it's time to eat."

Song Yuan followed Jiang Yiming with a complex expression on his face.

Cuddling in the dormitory, and even about to kiss, it seems that they really... slept together last night.

"You guys go to eat first." Ji Lingzhou let go of the shackles on the child, pulled his slender but manageable wrist, and moved away from the entrance, "We have something to say, we will eat later."

"Hey, good!"

Jiang Yiming pushed Song Yuan and left the dormitory quickly.

·

Ji Lingzhou took the child's wrist and walked towards the bedroom.

Before he had taken a few steps, his heart suddenly moved, and his fingers slid down the delicate skin of his wrist, forming a gesture of interlocking fingers.

Sheng Han trembled slightly, but did not refuse.

...Hmph, that's about the same.Although he is a scumbag, he is still very warm when holding me.

They went into the bedroom.

Sheng Han looked at the familiar furnishings in the house, and the memory of the kiss in his dream came back.

Thinking of last night, they were in this room...to do those things, he turned his head severely, his face full of shame and indignation: "You, what did you bring me in for?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Want to kiss?"

Sheng Han: "!"

"Do you want to," Ji Lingzhou asked forcefully, "If you don't want to, why did you close your eyes just now?"

Sheng Han was exposed, and his face turned red: "I, I..."

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes, and chased after the victory: "Do you want to be my boyfriend? If you agree, I will kiss you, just like last night."

Sheng Han swallowed, facing the other party's aggressive eyes and tone, he felt his legs go weak: "Hmph, look, for the sake of your sincerity, I will resign, resign..."

Before the words finished, Ji Lingzhou sealed the child's lips.

"Well……"

Sheng Han's eyes widened, but he forgot to struggle.

In just a few seconds, he defecated in.

Ji Lingzhou was very satisfied with the child's reaction, clasped his hands with interlocking fingers harder, pressed against the wall, and gently but forcefully kissed the awake child.

Whatever.

Let's talk about the name first.

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This is what I meant when I said before that the horse will fall later!Can't guess the plot!