Online dating is to wear a small skirt
Chapter 59
in the classroom.
Sheng Han's hand was placed under the table, gently holding Ji Lingzhou's hand, the blush on his face has not faded since he left the dormitory, and the roots of his ears are getting hotter and hotter.
His heart seemed to be filled with sweet cotton candy, and he personally experienced the legendary feeling of being in love.
But he always felt that something was weird.
"..."
……what happened?Why am I suddenly with stinky stuff?
Don't stinky things like sweet little fudge?Aren't you still in online dating with Sweet Little Gummy?Why are you with me all of a sudden?
Although I am the sweet little jelly that Smelly likes, and I am also the one who has an online relationship with Smelly, and there is no third person from the beginning to the end, so that I was dizzy just now, and I agreed inexplicably...
But why do I always feel that something is not right? ?
Sheng Han's logical thinking is not good, and now the warm touch on his hand made him too excited to think normally, and this matter involved many identities and complicated emotions, he thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out.
·
Taking advantage of the time when the teacher turned his head to write on the blackboard, Sheng Han secretly turned his head to look at Ji Lingzhou's profile, and carefully sized it up.
The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are thin, the Adam's apple is delicate, the eyes are downcast to look at the textbook, the pupil color is as light as ever.
It is a look that many people will like.
No matter how you look at him, he's handsome, and he's a little... a little lusty, a little erotic.
From today on, this person is his boyfriend.
Thinking of sleeping with the other party last night, Sheng Han casually made up his previous guesses about "day", his breathing became heavy, and some factors in his body were ready to move.
I was drunk yesterday, I forgot too many things, I didn't remember what it was like, I wanted... I wanted to sleep again, and experience it when I was awake.
Can I still sleep tonight?Would the stinky agree?
what should i ask?Do you directly propose to sleep again tonight?But wouldn't it be embarrassing if you were rejected?If Sweet Gummy asked, would it be—
"..."
"?"
No, no!Although Sweet Gummy is me, these two identities cannot be merged into the same person!He said he likes sweet little fudge!Instead of liking Shenghan!
He just fell asleep and I want to be responsible for me!You don't really want to be with me at all!
This stinking bastard, he is stepping on two boats!He must have felt very comfortable sleeping with me, and wanted to continue to take advantage of me before he asked me to be his boyfriend!You bastard!
Just when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the classroom fell into a noisy atmosphere. Sheng Han was furious and shook Ji Lingzhou's hand away vigorously.
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
"Hmph," Sheng Han kicked Ji Lingzhou, and said in a low voice viciously, "Let's break up!"
Ji Lingzhou: "???"
... Now that the relationship has been confirmed for less than an hour, the child wants to go back on his word?
He's kissed him before, for so long, even when he's drunk and sober, and he's even been confessed to by a child crying, how could he let the child go so casually?
"It doesn't matter." Ji Lingzhou was firm.
Sheng Han was so angry again, he pinched the flesh on the opponent's legs hard, but the legs were full of muscles, no matter how hard he pinched, it didn't hurt too much, so he had to use his nails instead.
"Break up! Break up if I say break up! I don't want to be with you!"
Ji Lingzhou was expressionless, and his voice was slightly cold: "The reason."
"You like—" Sheng Han wanted to directly expose the fact that the other party was on two boats, but he didn't want to expose that he played a trumpet, so he replied with a stiff neck, "I don't think we are suitable!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Where is it inappropriate?"
Sheng Han bit the bullet and looked for reasons: "I, I think you are too small, we are not the same size! Last night's experience was extremely bad, and life will not be harmonious in the future, it is better to break up early!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
It's all nonsense, it's a mess, it's okay to talk about other things, but when you talk about this, you can tell the reason for making it up as soon as you hear it.
"Moreover, your kissing skills are also poor." Sheng Han blushed, pointing to his still swollen lips and continuing to find reasons, "You kissed me so hard, look, it's almost broken, not at all. Comfortable!"
Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at the child who started to get angry for no reason for a while, then squinted his eyes, and suddenly realized something: "Is it because of the sweet little fudge?"
Sheng Han: "!"
How does this stinky thing know! ?
and many more.
As Sheng Han, I met Tiantian Gummy through Ji Lingzhou's introduction, so I know about the relationship between the two... So, why do I have to find a reason!
There's nothing wrong with telling the truth!It will not expose yourself to open a trumpet at all! !
"Yes," Sheng Han snorted, "You're already in love, why are you still with me, why don't you look for your sweet little fudge?"
"..." Ji Lingzhou laughed angrily.
After going on for a long time, this silly kid didn't remember what happened last night at all, and he forgot all the sensational things he said, and put on the vest he just took off by himself.
No wonder they are clamoring to break up now.
He even began to suspect that the matter of "sleep last night" was not because the child was drunk and misremembered it, but someone else told him.
For example, Jiang Yiming.
With his imagination, it's not surprising that such an oolong happened.
Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Sheng Han thought it was because he had exposed the truth, causing the other party to feel guilty, so he raised his chin and became more and more confident: "In short, let's break up!"
Ji Lingzhou still didn't answer, with a faint smile.
There was a storm in his eyes, and a hint of... nasty banter.
Sheng Han's scalp was numb from being stared at, and his body trembled reflexively: "What, what! You are not a pervert. In order not to break up, you want to imprison me!"
"..." Ji Lingzhou ignored the child's "provocation", but silently remembered it in his heart, "Don't break up today, wait until I give you a gift tomorrow."
Sheng Han snorted in distaste, but had a hint of anticipation: "Is it a parting gift?"
Ji Lingzhou glanced at him coolly, with a frivolous tone, as if he didn't care: "Whatever you think is what you think, as long as you accept it, it's up to you whether you want to break up, or I won't agree to break up."
Sheng Han thought about it, and felt that this deal was not bad: "Okay, then we will break up tomorrow...but you are not allowed to sleep with me tonight!"
Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "If we don't break up, can we sleep?"
He is like an expert negotiator, he will always find the loopholes in the children's words, and use this to ask the children to blush and heartbeat, and there is nowhere to hide.
As expected, Sheng Han blushed, and his breathing became disordered again: "Ken, we will definitely break up! You are a scumbag with two legs!"
"What if I'm not?"
"You are!"
"I'm not."
"Nonsense! You still want to lie to me at this time! You have slept with me!"
"Didn't sleep."
"You don't admit it again! Scumbag!!"
"..."
Ji Lingzhou laughed angrily again, paused, and changed the subject: "If we break up again tomorrow, today is my boyfriend, right?"
Sheng Han: "... so what?"
Ji Lingzhou: "As your boyfriend, what can I do to you? Can I still hold hands? Can I hug you? Kiss you?"
Sheng Han bit his lip.
I don't know why, even though he knows that the other party doesn't like him at all, but he, but he... still wants to kiss the other party.
And yes, the kind of craving.
Sheng Han lowered his head, clenched his fists tightly, and secretly scolded himself as an unprincipled villain, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know, anyway, don't sleep."
Ji Lingzhou smiled knowingly, gently opened Sheng Han's clenched fist, gently held it in warm palm, and deliberately repeated the words: "Don't grab yourself, grab me."
Sheng Han was taken aback.
This sentence...why is it so familiar?Did you hear it last night?
Uh, under what circumstances did you listen?
Could it be that when we slept together last night, because the smell was too strong, I couldn't bear it, and then——
Sheng Han held his breath, his face flushed with shame again.
Ji Lingzhou hooked the corners of his lips, and while the child was too ashamed to speak by relying on his brain, he took the child's hand and kissed the back of it lightly.
"Today is a boyfriend, so don't be sad."
·
Sheng Han was indeed not sad.
Although there is something in my heart, but maybe because I like that stinky thing so much, I am very happy because I am together, and I hope that tomorrow will come later.
Even if we were only together for a short day and did not do anything special during this day, it was still worth remembering.
...After all, it was first love.
Before going to bed at night, Ji Lingzhou pulled him into the house again, held him on his lap and kissed him for a while.
The corners of his eyes were reddened and moist, even a subtle feeling came from the kiss.
But he had already boasted that he would never sleep tonight, so he could only flee back to the bedroom in desperation under the provocative gaze of the other party.
However, that overly comfortable and nostalgic feeling gave him a strong desire——
He doesn't want stinky things to like sweet gummy anymore, he wants to make stinky things like himself.
He wants to snatch the stinky thing away from Sweet Little Gummy.
Just do it.
Sheng Han boarded the trumpet and sent a message to Ji Lingzhou.
[Fudge]: Let's break up.
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
So what's the matter, after breaking up over there, breaking up here, is it endless?
【Brother loves me】: It doesn't matter.
[Gummy]: I've been lying to you. I don't look like the one in the photo. I'm ugly, fat, and dark, with acne all over my face.
[Brother loves me]: I lied to you too, I don't look like the picture.
Sheng Han: "..." That's true.
[Gummy]: I don't want to date online anymore, I already have a boyfriend.
[Brother loves me]: Coincidentally, I also have a boyfriend, and the relationship was just confirmed today.
Sheng Han: "..." This is true.
Sheng Han scratched his head, stared at the conversation and thought carefully for a long time, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and found Huadian.
[Fudge]: Why do you have a boyfriend?Do you like boys?
[Brother loves me]: Yes.
Sheng Han's eyes lit up.
[Fudge]: Then do you not like me anymore?
[Brother loves me]: I like it.
Sheng Han: "..."
Smelly man!Sure enough, I want to step on two boats!
[Brother loves me]: Baby, my brother will give you a little dress tomorrow, that is, those two dresses you want to buy, do you want them?
[Fudge]: I don't want it!I want to break up! !
[Brother loves me]: After accepting my brother's gift, we broke up.
Sheng Han: "?"
What's the matter with this stinky thing? Did the routine before the breakup remain the same?This is the usual method of scumbags? ?
Hmm, but just right.
[Fudge]: Whatever you want!I go to sleep!Good night!
Sheng Han threw the phone aside, lay down on the bed angrily, and kicked the pillow off the bed.
·
The next day was Saturday, and Sheng Han didn't wake up until after ten o'clock. When he passed by the restaurant to get milk from the balcony, he found two boxes on the dining table.
"For you." Ji Lingzhou got up from the sofa and walked to the dining table.
"Wow!" Sheng Han's eyes sparkled, and he was about to open his eyes.
After taking two steps, he realized that he couldn't be too excited, otherwise he would be ashamed, so he quickly put on a look of no curiosity, and asked with a sneer, "Is this the parting gift?"
Ji Lingzhou avoided answering: "Open it and have a look."
Sheng Han snorted, sat swaggeringly at the dining table, and excitedly unwrapped the exquisitely packaged box.
Inside is a blue and white jk uniform, the same as the one in the photo that day.
"?"
His eyelids twitched, and he opened the box below again...
It is a light pink lo skirt, which is exactly the same.
Sheng Han: "???"
W-why did you send me these?
Isn't the little skirt meant for Sweet Little Gummy?Why did you give it to me?The one given to me should be a parting gift, how could it be the same...
Could it be, could it be—
Ji Lingzhou tidied up his cuffs slowly, opened his slender legs, and sat calmly across the dining table under the surprised and terrified eyes of the child.
"Baby, are you still breaking up with your brother?"
Sheng Han's hand was placed under the table, gently holding Ji Lingzhou's hand, the blush on his face has not faded since he left the dormitory, and the roots of his ears are getting hotter and hotter.
His heart seemed to be filled with sweet cotton candy, and he personally experienced the legendary feeling of being in love.
But he always felt that something was weird.
"..."
……what happened?Why am I suddenly with stinky stuff?
Don't stinky things like sweet little fudge?Aren't you still in online dating with Sweet Little Gummy?Why are you with me all of a sudden?
Although I am the sweet little jelly that Smelly likes, and I am also the one who has an online relationship with Smelly, and there is no third person from the beginning to the end, so that I was dizzy just now, and I agreed inexplicably...
But why do I always feel that something is not right? ?
Sheng Han's logical thinking is not good, and now the warm touch on his hand made him too excited to think normally, and this matter involved many identities and complicated emotions, he thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out.
·
Taking advantage of the time when the teacher turned his head to write on the blackboard, Sheng Han secretly turned his head to look at Ji Lingzhou's profile, and carefully sized it up.
The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are thin, the Adam's apple is delicate, the eyes are downcast to look at the textbook, the pupil color is as light as ever.
It is a look that many people will like.
No matter how you look at him, he's handsome, and he's a little... a little lusty, a little erotic.
From today on, this person is his boyfriend.
Thinking of sleeping with the other party last night, Sheng Han casually made up his previous guesses about "day", his breathing became heavy, and some factors in his body were ready to move.
I was drunk yesterday, I forgot too many things, I didn't remember what it was like, I wanted... I wanted to sleep again, and experience it when I was awake.
Can I still sleep tonight?Would the stinky agree?
what should i ask?Do you directly propose to sleep again tonight?But wouldn't it be embarrassing if you were rejected?If Sweet Gummy asked, would it be—
"..."
"?"
No, no!Although Sweet Gummy is me, these two identities cannot be merged into the same person!He said he likes sweet little fudge!Instead of liking Shenghan!
He just fell asleep and I want to be responsible for me!You don't really want to be with me at all!
This stinking bastard, he is stepping on two boats!He must have felt very comfortable sleeping with me, and wanted to continue to take advantage of me before he asked me to be his boyfriend!You bastard!
Just when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the classroom fell into a noisy atmosphere. Sheng Han was furious and shook Ji Lingzhou's hand away vigorously.
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
"Hmph," Sheng Han kicked Ji Lingzhou, and said in a low voice viciously, "Let's break up!"
Ji Lingzhou: "???"
... Now that the relationship has been confirmed for less than an hour, the child wants to go back on his word?
He's kissed him before, for so long, even when he's drunk and sober, and he's even been confessed to by a child crying, how could he let the child go so casually?
"It doesn't matter." Ji Lingzhou was firm.
Sheng Han was so angry again, he pinched the flesh on the opponent's legs hard, but the legs were full of muscles, no matter how hard he pinched, it didn't hurt too much, so he had to use his nails instead.
"Break up! Break up if I say break up! I don't want to be with you!"
Ji Lingzhou was expressionless, and his voice was slightly cold: "The reason."
"You like—" Sheng Han wanted to directly expose the fact that the other party was on two boats, but he didn't want to expose that he played a trumpet, so he replied with a stiff neck, "I don't think we are suitable!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Where is it inappropriate?"
Sheng Han bit the bullet and looked for reasons: "I, I think you are too small, we are not the same size! Last night's experience was extremely bad, and life will not be harmonious in the future, it is better to break up early!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
It's all nonsense, it's a mess, it's okay to talk about other things, but when you talk about this, you can tell the reason for making it up as soon as you hear it.
"Moreover, your kissing skills are also poor." Sheng Han blushed, pointing to his still swollen lips and continuing to find reasons, "You kissed me so hard, look, it's almost broken, not at all. Comfortable!"
Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at the child who started to get angry for no reason for a while, then squinted his eyes, and suddenly realized something: "Is it because of the sweet little fudge?"
Sheng Han: "!"
How does this stinky thing know! ?
and many more.
As Sheng Han, I met Tiantian Gummy through Ji Lingzhou's introduction, so I know about the relationship between the two... So, why do I have to find a reason!
There's nothing wrong with telling the truth!It will not expose yourself to open a trumpet at all! !
"Yes," Sheng Han snorted, "You're already in love, why are you still with me, why don't you look for your sweet little fudge?"
"..." Ji Lingzhou laughed angrily.
After going on for a long time, this silly kid didn't remember what happened last night at all, and he forgot all the sensational things he said, and put on the vest he just took off by himself.
No wonder they are clamoring to break up now.
He even began to suspect that the matter of "sleep last night" was not because the child was drunk and misremembered it, but someone else told him.
For example, Jiang Yiming.
With his imagination, it's not surprising that such an oolong happened.
Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Sheng Han thought it was because he had exposed the truth, causing the other party to feel guilty, so he raised his chin and became more and more confident: "In short, let's break up!"
Ji Lingzhou still didn't answer, with a faint smile.
There was a storm in his eyes, and a hint of... nasty banter.
Sheng Han's scalp was numb from being stared at, and his body trembled reflexively: "What, what! You are not a pervert. In order not to break up, you want to imprison me!"
"..." Ji Lingzhou ignored the child's "provocation", but silently remembered it in his heart, "Don't break up today, wait until I give you a gift tomorrow."
Sheng Han snorted in distaste, but had a hint of anticipation: "Is it a parting gift?"
Ji Lingzhou glanced at him coolly, with a frivolous tone, as if he didn't care: "Whatever you think is what you think, as long as you accept it, it's up to you whether you want to break up, or I won't agree to break up."
Sheng Han thought about it, and felt that this deal was not bad: "Okay, then we will break up tomorrow...but you are not allowed to sleep with me tonight!"
Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "If we don't break up, can we sleep?"
He is like an expert negotiator, he will always find the loopholes in the children's words, and use this to ask the children to blush and heartbeat, and there is nowhere to hide.
As expected, Sheng Han blushed, and his breathing became disordered again: "Ken, we will definitely break up! You are a scumbag with two legs!"
"What if I'm not?"
"You are!"
"I'm not."
"Nonsense! You still want to lie to me at this time! You have slept with me!"
"Didn't sleep."
"You don't admit it again! Scumbag!!"
"..."
Ji Lingzhou laughed angrily again, paused, and changed the subject: "If we break up again tomorrow, today is my boyfriend, right?"
Sheng Han: "... so what?"
Ji Lingzhou: "As your boyfriend, what can I do to you? Can I still hold hands? Can I hug you? Kiss you?"
Sheng Han bit his lip.
I don't know why, even though he knows that the other party doesn't like him at all, but he, but he... still wants to kiss the other party.
And yes, the kind of craving.
Sheng Han lowered his head, clenched his fists tightly, and secretly scolded himself as an unprincipled villain, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know, anyway, don't sleep."
Ji Lingzhou smiled knowingly, gently opened Sheng Han's clenched fist, gently held it in warm palm, and deliberately repeated the words: "Don't grab yourself, grab me."
Sheng Han was taken aback.
This sentence...why is it so familiar?Did you hear it last night?
Uh, under what circumstances did you listen?
Could it be that when we slept together last night, because the smell was too strong, I couldn't bear it, and then——
Sheng Han held his breath, his face flushed with shame again.
Ji Lingzhou hooked the corners of his lips, and while the child was too ashamed to speak by relying on his brain, he took the child's hand and kissed the back of it lightly.
"Today is a boyfriend, so don't be sad."
·
Sheng Han was indeed not sad.
Although there is something in my heart, but maybe because I like that stinky thing so much, I am very happy because I am together, and I hope that tomorrow will come later.
Even if we were only together for a short day and did not do anything special during this day, it was still worth remembering.
...After all, it was first love.
Before going to bed at night, Ji Lingzhou pulled him into the house again, held him on his lap and kissed him for a while.
The corners of his eyes were reddened and moist, even a subtle feeling came from the kiss.
But he had already boasted that he would never sleep tonight, so he could only flee back to the bedroom in desperation under the provocative gaze of the other party.
However, that overly comfortable and nostalgic feeling gave him a strong desire——
He doesn't want stinky things to like sweet gummy anymore, he wants to make stinky things like himself.
He wants to snatch the stinky thing away from Sweet Little Gummy.
Just do it.
Sheng Han boarded the trumpet and sent a message to Ji Lingzhou.
[Fudge]: Let's break up.
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
So what's the matter, after breaking up over there, breaking up here, is it endless?
【Brother loves me】: It doesn't matter.
[Gummy]: I've been lying to you. I don't look like the one in the photo. I'm ugly, fat, and dark, with acne all over my face.
[Brother loves me]: I lied to you too, I don't look like the picture.
Sheng Han: "..." That's true.
[Gummy]: I don't want to date online anymore, I already have a boyfriend.
[Brother loves me]: Coincidentally, I also have a boyfriend, and the relationship was just confirmed today.
Sheng Han: "..." This is true.
Sheng Han scratched his head, stared at the conversation and thought carefully for a long time, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and found Huadian.
[Fudge]: Why do you have a boyfriend?Do you like boys?
[Brother loves me]: Yes.
Sheng Han's eyes lit up.
[Fudge]: Then do you not like me anymore?
[Brother loves me]: I like it.
Sheng Han: "..."
Smelly man!Sure enough, I want to step on two boats!
[Brother loves me]: Baby, my brother will give you a little dress tomorrow, that is, those two dresses you want to buy, do you want them?
[Fudge]: I don't want it!I want to break up! !
[Brother loves me]: After accepting my brother's gift, we broke up.
Sheng Han: "?"
What's the matter with this stinky thing? Did the routine before the breakup remain the same?This is the usual method of scumbags? ?
Hmm, but just right.
[Fudge]: Whatever you want!I go to sleep!Good night!
Sheng Han threw the phone aside, lay down on the bed angrily, and kicked the pillow off the bed.
·
The next day was Saturday, and Sheng Han didn't wake up until after ten o'clock. When he passed by the restaurant to get milk from the balcony, he found two boxes on the dining table.
"For you." Ji Lingzhou got up from the sofa and walked to the dining table.
"Wow!" Sheng Han's eyes sparkled, and he was about to open his eyes.
After taking two steps, he realized that he couldn't be too excited, otherwise he would be ashamed, so he quickly put on a look of no curiosity, and asked with a sneer, "Is this the parting gift?"
Ji Lingzhou avoided answering: "Open it and have a look."
Sheng Han snorted, sat swaggeringly at the dining table, and excitedly unwrapped the exquisitely packaged box.
Inside is a blue and white jk uniform, the same as the one in the photo that day.
"?"
His eyelids twitched, and he opened the box below again...
It is a light pink lo skirt, which is exactly the same.
Sheng Han: "???"
W-why did you send me these?
Isn't the little skirt meant for Sweet Little Gummy?Why did you give it to me?The one given to me should be a parting gift, how could it be the same...
Could it be, could it be—
Ji Lingzhou tidied up his cuffs slowly, opened his slender legs, and sat calmly across the dining table under the surprised and terrified eyes of the child.
"Baby, are you still breaking up with your brother?"
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