Online dating is to wear a small skirt

The morning light is dim.

Ji Lingzhou always gets up early, and today is no exception.

He opened his eyes, felt the warmth in his arms, and looked down.

I saw the stinky kid who couldn't sleep last night, his eyes were gently closed, his eyelids were shaking, and there was a sweet smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was dreaming some sweet dream.

The child's current posture is similar to the posture he just fell asleep last night.

Nested in his arms, clutching the hem of his clothes, pillowing on his arms, neither turning over nor kicking, knowing that he slept soundly without asking.

He couldn't bear to disturb the child's dream, and he didn't dare to get up, fearing that his movements would wake him up, so he closed his eyes and lay down together.

This lie is more than half an hour.

Until he lay down sleepy, and when he was about to take a nap in the cage, a dream suddenly came from his ear.

"Give... wear a small skirt..."

"?" Ji Lingzhou suddenly opened his eyes.

What?to whom?

The word after "give" was vaguely spoken by the child, and he couldn't hear it clearly, but he was sure that it was definitely not a noun such as "I" or "renjia", which indicated the child himself.

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes, and tentatively said, "Honey... who do you want to wear a skirt for?"

His answer was even breathing.

Sure enough, I couldn't hear it.

It was because I was so unrealistic that I wanted to talk to the child in my dream on a whim.

Ji Lingzhou laughed at himself and closed his eyes again.

2 minute later.

"Hmph, of course it's for the spicy dick..."

"???" Ji Lingzhou suddenly opened his eyes again.

He lowered his head with a complicated complexion, just in time to see the corner of the child in his arms grinning silly, muttering in his mouth: "Hey... wear a skirt, hey hey..."

"..."

"........."

The child dreamed that he wanted to wear a skirt for me? ? ?

Ji Lingzhou laughed angrily.

... He must find a suitable opportunity to put those two sets of skirts on that stinky kid, so that he knows who is wearing them.

The more dreams the children have, the happier they are, and they will pop out a sentence or two from time to time.

"Stinky dick, why are you so misbehaving, I'll hit you..."

"Pick up your skirt quickly..."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

As the plot of the dream progressed, the muttered words became more and more unbearable, and by putting together the sentences, it was possible to deduce what the dream was about.

Ji Lingzhou kept all these words in his heart.

He will not wake the child from sleep just because he doesn't want to hear it, he will just find the time to tell the child back and bully him.

After a while, the sleep talking finally stopped, the child uttered "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" and rubbed his furry head against his bosom, it seemed that he was about to wake up.

Ji Lingzhou's arm had long been numb from the weight of Shen Shen's head, but he didn't move, and continued to serve as a giant pillow for the child.

...It's just that from time to time, he will find the right opportunity to kiss lightly on his forehead, which is mostly covered by his hair.

·

Sheng Han woke up leisurely and opened his eyes.

Half of his body was in contact with something warm, and in front of his eyes was a delicately contoured collarbone and a small piece of muscular, beautiful and firm chest.

"...?"

Realizing that he seemed to be in Ji Lingzhou's arms, Sheng Han's face turned red instantly, subconsciously wanting to run away with shame, kicking Ji Lingzhou's legs while rolling back.

As a result, I forgot that the bed was narrow, and my head hit the wall with a bang, making me dizzy.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou sighed, pulled the child over, and rubbed it carefully for him: "What are you doing, if it's not a wall over there, did you just fall to the ground?"

Sheng Han was so painful that his eyes were full of tears, he lay down obediently, and asked in a low voice, "Why am I in your arms?"

Ji Lingzhou: "You got in by yourself."

"?" Sheng Han blushed even more, "How, how is it possible!"

Although I did something more intimate during the day yesterday, I was too ashamed to look directly at the other party when I thought that I might unconsciously hug the other party last night.

Ji Lingzhou chuckled: "Not only got in, but also grabbed my clothes."

Sheng Han: "..."

"Baby, don't you believe it?" Ji Lingzhou pinched the soft face, "Then you can record it when you sleep next time, and leave a proof to see how clingy the baby is."

"........."

Ji Lingzhou had had enough fun, and thinking about the sleep talk just now, he asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"

"Hmph, what do you think?" Sheng Han was annoyed and refused to cooperate, "It's all your fault, I fell asleep very late last night, and I didn't sleep well at all!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Oh, are you dreaming?"

Sheng Han: "!"

It's okay not to be asked, but once asked, the scene from the dream not long ago gradually came to mind.

...Yes, he dreamed that he was wearing a skirt for Ji Lingzhou.

Perhaps it was because when he did those things yesterday, he couldn't escape the other party's control, and was bullied in a mess.

While enjoying it, I was very angry at the same time, so I took revenge in my dream.

However, it was said to be revenge, but it didn't... Day, just let the other party wear a skirt, oh, it seemed that he wanted to punish the other party.

"..."

In short, he will never tell the other party about these shameful dreams!

"Maybe it did," Sheng Han said vaguely, "It should be an ordinary dream, I don't remember."

Ji Lingzhou: "Did you dream of me?"

Sheng Han: "No!"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "I don't remember, why are you so sure."

"...I didn't dream about you anyway," Sheng Han's ears were burning, he snorted, he threw away the other person's hand that was rubbing his head, and got up from the bed, "I'm going to wash up!"

·

As soon as Sheng Han opened the bedroom door with a blushing face, Jiang Yiming rushed out from the next room like a rocket launcher, as if he had been waiting for a long time: "Ah Brother Zhou, you finally woke up, next week—"

"...?"

"?????"

Sheng Han: "..."

Jiang Yiming: "..."

The two stood there, staring at each other.

It's amazing, everything that you don't want to be discovered will be seen directly, just like the setting of [-]% empty-handed and empty-handed, he will also [-]% find out.

"Ah, ah, ah," Jiang Yiming opened and closed his mouth, his voice sounded like a tape, "Oh, it turned out to be Hanhan..."

Sheng Han pointed to the bed, his face was stagnant: "...the dick is inside."

Jiang Yiming: "Oh, oh oh."

When the two were about to pass each other awkwardly, Jiang Yiming suddenly turned his head, patted Sheng Han on the shoulder, and said seriously: "You don't need to be shy, Han Han, and you don't need to be embarrassed, I have known you for a long time, um... thing. So I'm not surprised at all, really, don't blush."

Sheng Han: "..." The blushing is not because of this!

However, he remembered.

On the second day when he was drunk before, it was Jiang Yiming who told him that "he and Ji Lingzhou slept together", which made him think that he was really asleep, and made countless oolongs.

"You don't know," Sheng Han felt that he should clarify, and said seriously, "We just slept together yesterday, we didn't sleep."

Although the word "sleep" was used twice, it had different meanings, and he felt that the other party should be able to understand.

Jiang Yiming was shocked: "Brother Zhou is so strong? All night??"

Sheng Han: "???"

With such a simple clarification, Jiang Yiming can actually reverse the meaning!No wonder I got an error message before! !

"How could it be possible all night!?" Sheng Han exploded, "We—"

Jiang Yiming covered Sheng Han's mouth, and reminded in a low voice, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou finished folding the quilt, came out of the bedroom, rubbed the child's messy hair, then put his arms around the child's waist, and held him in his arms: "What's the matter?"

"!!!"

Seeing the intimate behavior of the two, Jiang Yiming's eyes straightened, and the corners of his mouth turned up uncontrollably.

"Uh, what's the matter, what's the matter... Oh yes!" Jiang Yiming slapped his forehead, "Just now I sent a message in the group, saying that the class team building next weekend seems to be mountain climbing and rafting or something, and the number of people should be reported before two o'clock in the afternoon. "

Ji Lingzhou: "Go and return on the same day?"

"No," Jiang Yiming shook his head, "Go on Saturday morning, stay there for one night, and come back on Sunday night."

"Well," Ji Lingzhou looked at Sheng Han, "Baby, are you going?"

Sheng Han blushed, and complained silently from the bottom of his heart: Stinky dick, why do you have to be called a baby in front of others, it's so embarrassing, it's really annoying.

But he answered obediently: "...anything is fine."

Ji Lingzhou: "Oh, we won't go."

"!?" Sheng Han almost bit his tongue, "Why don't you go!?"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Baby, just say what you want, don't always give ambiguous answers."

Sheng Han: "...Hmph, I want to go, I want to go rafting."

Then Ji Lingzhou said to Jiang Yiming: "We both go."

"Oh, oh... I see... I'll report..."

Jiang Yiming was about to faint.

He has never known how it feels to face a couple at close range. He doesn't feel that he is being forced into dog food, but that he is being conveyed happiness and sweetness.

It made him want to fall in love even more, and even wanted to grab Song Yuan to make do with it.

After Jiang Yiming staggered away, Sheng Han tried to stop him: "By the way, chicken and I..."

"There's no need to explain, it's the same if you misunderstand or not," Ji Lingzhou hugged the child tightly, put it next to his ear, bit his earlobe lightly, and said in a low voice, "Anyway, I'm going to sleep sooner or later, right?"

Sheng Han: "!!!"

Ji Lingzhou continued: "Since we are getting married today, will the wedding night be far behind?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Isn't that right, baby?"

"Mmm, um," Sheng Han's cheeks were hot, and he responded indiscriminately, "No, it's not far away, then, then I won't explain..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Then baby, did you buy the rabbit tail?"

Sheng Han: "!?!?"

God damn rabbit tail!He had already forgotten this thing thousands of miles away! !

"Didn't buy it? Oh, I see," Ji Lingzhou sighed, pretending to be disappointed, "It seems that my baby doesn't like my brother, even my brother's gift..."

"No, no!" Sheng Han denied it loudly, clenched his fists, "I was teasing you at the time, I didn't know that there might, would be a chance to use it, so I didn't buy it! I'll search for it in a while..."

Ji Lingzhou interrupted: "No need."

Sheng Han: "!"

He thought the other party was angry, and suddenly became nervous, and was about to continue to say something nice to make up.

But unexpectedly, he heard the other party speak slowly.

"It's all boyfriends, how can I ask my baby to buy it by myself?"

"Brother went to buy it for the baby."

"Well, no, only the tail always feels like a rabbit with flaws... How about giving the baby a pair of rabbit ears?"