Online dating is to wear a small skirt

When Sheng Han returned to the bedroom, it was almost noon.

……

two hours ago.

After they finished talking about buying the rabbit tail, Ji Lingzhou wanted to wash up together, so he followed Sheng Han into the bathroom.

But Sheng Han was so ashamed, his head was full of rabbit tails and ears, he was too embarrassed to stand with Ji Lingzhou, and wanted to drive him out even by pinching and biting.

Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he didn't insist. Before leaving, he patted the child's butt lightly.

did not expect--

Sheng Han was startled, "Ah..." exclaimed in a low voice, and then he took a deep breath, which sounded like he was panting coquettishly, almost sending himself away in embarrassment.

One second before the child's attack, Ji Lingzhou closed the bathroom door, perfectly blocking the anger.

Sheng Han's ears were burning hot, his hair was messed up when he slept, and he was sweating profusely because of his shame.After sulking in place for a while, I tossed my clothes aside and decided to take a shower.

It's not a big deal to take a bath, and it's not that I haven't washed it.

But he was washing and washing... When he was washing his lower body, he suddenly imagined the picture of himself wearing those two things.

"..."

Well, do you really want to wear it?

When the time comes, when Spicy Chicken sees me like this, will it, will it...

While flushing the water, he thought about the consequences.

Take it down to fight in person or something, make a mess or something, take a photo for yourself or something.

……

In the steaming bathroom, Sheng Han's cheeks were flushed, and he couldn't tell whether it was from being steamed, or from overthinking.

Not long after, he was suddenly struck by lightning.

After a while, he slowly lowered his head.

"?"

He was so frightened that his breath stopped, and he rushed against the water for a while.

"..."

"........."

Nonsense!It won't slow down after taking a bath!On the contrary, it is even more uncomfortable!Who said that taking a bath can be washed well!It must be that stinky thing called spicy dick! !

Sheng Han felt that he had been deceived, and never thought that there was such an option as a cold shower.

The more he washed, the hotter he got, and the more he washed, the more he couldn't control it, so he simply stopped washing, turned off the nozzle angrily, wiped his body hastily, and put on his clothes indiscriminately.

Then he rushed to Ji Lingzhou's bedroom, pulled him up from the chair and pressed him to the bed, straddled his legs and poked him vigorously.

"It's all your fault! It's all your fault!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This kid can wash like this after taking a bath by himself? ?

I don't know, but I thought something was done to her in the bathroom, and she turned into this unbearable... yet unbelievably cute look.

Ji Lingzhou asked: "Why blame me?"

"Isn't it because you want to buy me those crap things!" Sheng Han yelled, while gnawing hard on the other person's face, "I've been thinking about it all the time! It's all your fault! What should I do! It won't change. Go back!!"

Ji Lingzhou enjoyed the child's initiative to kiss, and his tone was relaxed as usual: "Baby, do you think it's a broken thing? Then don't buy it, just haven't placed an order yet."

Sheng Han: "?"

"I respect baby's idea very much," Ji Lingzhou said seriously, "If baby says no, then don't."

Sheng Han: "..."

He didn't speak, Ji Lingzhou just waited.

"No, no, no," finally, as if giving up on himself, Sheng Han stopped his mischievous actions, lowered his eyes, and said with difficulty, "...you must buy it."

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby, don't force yourself."

Sheng Han: "No, I didn't force it."

Ji Lingzhou sighed, still persuading: "Honey, there's really no need to agree to things you don't like for me."

"No! I said I want it!" Sheng Han was so angry that he yelled recklessly, "I like it! I like it! Can't you understand!!"

Ji Lingzhou rolled his eyes.

Only then did Sheng Han realize what he was yelling.

"..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, my brother knows that the baby likes it."

Sheng Han didn't want to talk anymore, so he closed his eyes in shame, nestled in the opponent's arms and pretended to be a dead body, but his cheek was pressed against the opponent's neck, and he exhaled vigorously, as if to show his presence.

Their bodies have been close to each other since just now.

Ji Lingzhou knew about the child's situation, but he didn't take the initiative to mention it, so he just let it sit there.

He is waiting.

Wait for the child to speak for himself.

Sheng Han pretended to be the corpse for a while, and seeing that the other party was not moving, he hugged the other party's arms deliberately, and his whole body seemed to say: I am like this!That's it!

Ji Lingzhou still didn't respond.

It's just that his breathing became a little heavier, he slightly staggered his body, lowered his head and restrained himself, and kissed the child's face.

However, Sheng Han felt that the boyfriend he had just acquired might be broken, so he took the hand that was originally on the neck of the other party, and while checking, he said dissatisfiedly: "You——"

"..."

"???"

Ji Lingzhou: "!"

Sheng Han became even more angry, and slapped him upwards: "Didn't you do the same! I thought you... I thought you weren't doing well!"

"Hiss," Ji Lingzhou felt the pain, and squeezed the child's waist, "That can't be hit casually, baby."

Sheng Han knew he was wrong, but he was still angry: "Hmph."

"So, what should I do?" Ji Lingzhou smiled, straightened the child's body, and the two finally faced each other, "Honey, do you want me to help you?"

Sheng Han: "!!!"

"..." Sheng Han blushed even more, and answered in a low voice, "...um."

Ji Lingzhou: "What should I say baby?"

Sheng Han knew what the other party meant, and also knew that as long as he said that sentence, he could get everything he wanted.

After being ashamed for a long time and finishing the psychological struggle, he finally opened his mouth.

"Brother... help me."

·

After such a toss, now is the time.

After Sheng Han returned to the room, his face was still hot.

He lay down on the bed, rolled around with his corgi pillow in his arms, and buried his head in the quilt.

Yes, they did that again just now.

He has improved a bit compared to last time, at least he didn't act so sloppy last time, and he didn't fall asleep from exhaustion, but also helped the other party.

... Helping the other party was more tiring than he imagined.

Spicy dick is a monster!big monster!

However, he felt that Spicy Chicken was right in saying something.

It's really easy to be shy.

I am ashamed when I hear everything, I am ashamed when I am done... I am even ashamed when I don’t do anything, just because I made up my mind!

too exaggerated!How can there be such a shy person! ?

He couldn't help despising himself.

If he really did something excessive, such as the next step, he felt that he might die of embarrassment, and he fainted on the bed, his heart stopped, and he had to be sent to the first aid.

What a shame, if others knew about it, they would definitely think that hot dick killed him.

He had to work out and thicken his skin a bit.

At least, after the hot dick teased him, he could tease him back, so that the hot dick was caught off guard and let the hot dick feel the feeling of being teased.

So how can we exercise?

He couldn't think of it, so he opened the phone's website and searched fiercely.

In the end, I came to a conclusion: the same thing, if you are shy more times, you will not be so easily shy.

He thinks it makes sense.

He was shy when he heard those words of spicy dick, and he was shy when he changed his words.Then listen to it a few more times, no, just listen to it hundreds of times, and when you hear vomiting, you can't be ashamed anymore, right?

Just do it!hey-hey!

[Sheng Han]: Say something nice and send me the recording!hurry up!

[Ji Lingzhou]:?

[Sheng Han]: You can say whatever you want, as long as it makes me blush. I want to listen to it as background music!

[Ji Lingzhou]: ...Why did you do this?

[Sheng Han]: Because I like my brother~ I want to hear my brother talk anytime~~

Sheng Han: "..."

He found that if he was typing, he could actually lift it up.

But once face to face, he was so ashamed that his brain froze, like a stutter, he would only answer stupidly, passively under the control of the other party.

He wants to change from today!He's going to do a seduction!The temptation in reality! !

The word "seduce" was something he had just learned.

When I searched just now, the host of a post said that he wanted to be a seducer, but he was shy before he became seduced, and as a result, he kept being teased by his boyfriend, which was very distressing.

Sheng Han read the replies for a while, and also had the idea of ​​being a temptation.

——I heard that a high-ranking seduction can make your boyfriend blush, heartbeat and nosebleed without touching or being naked!

Let the spicy chicken nosebleed...

Hehehe...

[Sheng Han]: Anyway, send it over quickly!Otherwise I won't marry you!

Just after posting, he felt that this threat was not very good, so he changed the statement, from coercion to lure.

[Sheng Han]: When my brother sends it over~ I will marry my brother~ So hurry up, brother~~

Simply perfect!

Sheng Han couldn't help but patted his thigh.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

I really can't figure out what this kid is going to do, so let's try sending it first.

[Ji Lingzhou]: Good.

After a while, Ji Lingzhou sent three recording files.

There are short, medium and long ones, the short one is only three seconds, and the long one is close to half a minute. It can be said that we are doing our best to meet the requirements of children.

Sheng Han is very happy, click to listen from the short beginning.

"Baby, brother likes you." The voice came from the receiver, with a low magnetic tone, which was too nice to hear.

"!!!"

Sheng Han's face turned red at the speed of light.

……

It's fucking outrageous!It's just seven fucking short words!Still through the phone screen!How can I be ashamed! ?

Is there any magic power in spicy dick? ?ah! ? ! ?

Sheng Han was so ashamed that he was about to react, and he really didn't dare to challenge the more difficult ones, for fear that he would really pass out of shame.I decided to start with this one first, and then challenge the latter one when I get tired of listening to this one.

He set the file to loop, put on his headphones, and started the tour hundreds of times.

·

Half an hour later, after finishing the daily routine of the big game, he switched to the small one, preparing to marry Ji Lingzhou.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm coming~ Do you need to prepare anything!

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: No, just get you ready.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Ready!

Sheng Han is excited and looking forward to - he has not been married in the game yet!You can experience married life immediately!yeah! !

The recording in the earphones was still playing in a loop. After listening to it for half an hour, he had completely regarded that sentence as the background sound, he was no longer shy, and his face returned to normal.

He is very satisfied with his change.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: The voice of the team is turned on.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Oh, yes, I forgot.

He unplugged the earphone from the phone and plugged it into the computer. As soon as he turned on the voice, he heard Ji Lingzhou's voice from the opposite side.

"Baby, come to Yuelao."

Sheng Han: "Um... eh?"

It’s over.

He's listened to "Baby" so much that he wants to throw up now.