Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Seeing that Tiantian Gummy was still in place, Ji Lingzhou thought that the other party hadn't heard, so he called out again: "Baby? Are you there? Come to Yuelao."

"..."

Sheng Han's goosebumps were screamed, and his stomach was overwhelmed.

"I, I'll go right away," Sheng Han hurriedly responded to prevent the other party from continuing to shout, "Wait for me, don't rush me anymore!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...well, good."

During the teleportation process, Sheng Han didn't say a word, pulled out the earphones and threw them on the table, tried to take a deep breath, but still felt a little nauseous.

I didn't expect this broken method to have such great stamina...

I knew I hadn't heard it for so long.

What should I do?You can't just say "don't call me 'baby', I'm disgusting" to hot dicks, right?

However, if you tell the whole story, won't the other party know that you want to be a temptation, so you are using this method to "treat" yourself to reduce the frequency of shyness?

No matter what you say, it won't work, and the best solution is not to say anything.

...Hold it for now, go to sleep after getting married, maybe you can recover after a night of sleep.

Sheng Han ran to the coordinates where Yuelao was, and put back the earphones: "Here I am, get married directly, I don't know the steps yet."

Ji Lingzhou: "Do you want to call your friends?"

Sheng Han: "Ah, what are you calling them for?"

"Participate in the wedding," Ji Lingzhou smiled. "There are rewards for participating in the wedding. Haven't you participated in it before? There will also be a parade, where you can follow the wedding car to pick up things."

Sheng Han: "Ugh..."

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Sheng Han hurriedly remedied: "Oh! Got it! Yes, are you going to send an invitation? Oh, I saw it, so I will send it directly to the guild, right?"

"..."

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes, always feeling that the child was a bit strange.

·

Today is the weekend, and there are many guild members online. Although they don't know that Tiantian Gummy is the guild leader, they still came here to join in the fun and get rewards.

"Our status in the guild is so low, everyone must have thought it was an ordinary people's wedding," Sheng Han looked at his ordinary guild titles, then at Ji Lingzhou's, pouted, "Obviously it's the guild leader and... The wedding with the gang leader's wife."

Ji Lingzhou: "Don't worry, as long as we know."

"Do you want to be the leader's wife?" Sheng Han denied it just after asking, "No, no, if you become the leader's wife, it means that the person who married you is the leader, and my identity will be exposed..."

"Well, why don't I change my size to get married? No... This is more direct exposure."

Sheng Han struggled for a while, then slapped his thigh: "Forget it! I'll let you be the vice gang leader first! Anyway, there's an empty seat!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Well, it doesn't matter if it's right or not."

He doesn't care about this kind of title. Anyway, he doesn't want to take care of things. Even if he becomes one, he will only be known as a salted fish all day long.

"That can't be done," Sheng Han immediately retorted, "You will be my boss... you will be my fairy companion, how can you be an ordinary helper!"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Honey, what did you want to say 'old' just now?"

Sheng Han: "Ugh..."

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

"Oh," Sheng Han used the same pronunciation again to make amends, and even used a flattering tone, "Brother, let's guess."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

I should have heard it right, did this kid just throw up? ?

Ji Lingzhou pondered for a moment, skipping the rhetorical question just now: "Baby, did you have lunch at noon? What takeaway did you order?"

Sheng Han had an upset stomach and still felt nauseous, but he controlled it this time, and didn't vomit: "Eat, I've eaten, and I ordered the... barbecue rice downstairs."

Ji Lingzhou frowned.

He knew which one the child was talking about.

The store was not very clean, and he had never eaten there, but many classmates, including three roommates, liked to order the takeaway from that store very much because of the great taste.

As soon as he finished his answer, Sheng Han immediately understood the meaning of the other party - Spicy Chicken must have thought that the food he ate at noon was not clean, so he vomited.

He thinks this is a good idea, just throw the pot of vomiting directly to the takeaway, and there is no need to explain it at all.

BBQ rice!Sorry!

"It must be because the takeaway is not clean! It makes me sick!" Sheng Han replied quickly, "I won't eat it in the future!"

Ji Lingzhou sighed, feeling sorry for the child's stomach: "Baby, if you still feel uncomfortable after a while, just let me know."

Sheng Han: "Ugh."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

·

After registering at Yuelao, the wedding begins.

The marriage process is an animation.

Both of them changed into red wedding dresses, walked out side by side and holding hands, and worshiped in the hall full of festive decorations.

There are countless barrage scrolling on the screen, wishing a happy marriage for a hundred years, a forever union, and an early birth to a precious child.

Most of the guests are not very familiar with them, they just casually post them politely, and you can grab red envelopes by posting bullet screens, and they don't send it in vain.

But Sheng Han watched with tears in his eyes, always thinking that it was blessing them themselves.

There was a circle of people in the hall, friends and helpers who came to the wedding, and... two other roommates.

"I really want to get married too," Jiang Yiming sat on the sofa in the living room, while watching the animation, he put his arm on Song Yuan's shoulder, "What should I do, or I can just find someone like Han Han before. , I just want a baby anyway.”

Song Yuan pushed his glasses and took off his arm: "It's like a scumbag talking."

Jiang Yiming: "Can a male account and a male account get married? How about we get married? At most, we will leave after giving birth, but the child must be with me."

Song Yuan: "..."

Even more scumbag, and even treated me as a scumbag.

"Oh, by the way." Jiang Yiming flipped through the friend list, and the mouse stopped on the profile picture of Shuaibi in the mirror, "This person added me before and asked me if I wanted a relationship, I thought he was an idiot, so he was blocked. "

Song Yuan: "You are also an idiot."

Jiang Yiming didn't care about the other party's complaints, and he talked to himself, not forgetting to leave suspense: "But I discovered something today, which is very interesting. Guess what it is?"

Song Yuan's eyes were empty: "I can't guess."

"This person is Hanhan's deputy leader, hahahaha," Jiang Yiming laughed for a while before asking, "Do you think this is fate?"

Song Yuan: "He is also a man..."

Jiang Yiming: "It's okay, men and men can have children. If he also wants children, we can discuss having two, because raising children requires more resources."

Song Yuan's face was a bit complicated, and only then did he vaguely realize that this idiot seemed to be serious, so he also seriously blessed: "Well...it's a game anyway, as long as you can have fun."

"That's it. I'll go find him later," Jiang Yiming rubbed his palms eagerly, then suddenly thought of something, then turned around and asked, "But I'm married to someone else, are you jealous?"

"???" Song Yuan was speechless, wanting to scratch his hair, "Why am I jealous??? Don't be gay in gays! Did Han Han and Brother Zhou infect you to mutate!?"

Jiang Yiming: "Oh, this jealousy is not that jealousy, I mean I won't marry you, will you—"

Song Yuan went crazy, lifted the pillow on the sofa, and hit Jiang Yiming's face: "It's impossible to be jealous! I'm not interested in getting married at all! Go and have your child! Get out!!"

·

The hall worship animation has a total of 3 minutes.

After the worship, they were paraded through the streets in a wedding car.They still can't control the characters, but other guests can already disband and run around.

The guests got the wedding rewards, and then they can follow the car to pick up things, or they can leave directly.

Shuaibi in the mirror did not leave after receiving the reward, but clicked into the group together, and Sheng Han's team was filled with five people at once.

"!!"

Sheng Han was disgusted, but upholding professional ethics, he still didn't forget to turn on the voice changer quickly.

"Why are you here~~" Sheng Han greeted painfully.

Shuaibi in the mirror: "Happy newlyweds! I'm so envious that you can get married! I also want to find someone to marry! Woooooo!!"

Floating Dream: "Happy..."

Tanuki persimmon: "Happy newlyweds! Is it possible to have a wedding night in the bridal chamber tonight! Brother Chuan, come on! Little Gummy will definitely be impressed by your heroism!"

Yingzi?

The heroic appearance at that time... Is it his heroic appearance, or its heroic appearance?

Sheng Han blushed, and subconsciously denied it: "Don't talk nonsense! My brother and my brother are... well, the most pure relationship~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, it's a pure relationship with my baby."

I just hugged, kissed, touched, and helped each other once, but I haven't made the next step, it's very pure.

Sheng Han: "Ugh..."

"..."

"Uh, did I get it wrong?" Li Shizi's smile froze on his face, "Just now, did Little Gummy vomit?"

Floating Dream: "I heard it too..."

A handsome guy in the mirror began to guess wildly: "What does vomit mean? Are you denying that the 'pure relationship' that Brother Chuan said is a lie? Hahahahahaha!"

Tanuki persimmon: "Hey—it's possible! Could it be that there is really some impure relationship?"

Sheng Han felt very bad.

He used to think that the saying "the takeaway is not clean" was just an excuse for him to cover up his disgust towards "baby". It was only now that he vaguely realized...the takeaway might really be unclean.

Because now not only did he have an upset stomach, he felt nauseous, and he was also dizzy.

It feels like...the symptoms of a fever.

Sheng Han couldn't stand it anymore, and didn't care what those people were listening to, he covered his stomach and whispered: "Brother, come here, I feel so uncomfortable..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Wait for me."

After finishing speaking, he cut off the voice, got up and left the bedroom.

Sheng Han also turned off the voice, and lay on the table pitifully covering his stomach, sweating all over his body.

……

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "?"

Tanuki persimmon: "?"

Floating Dream: "..."

Tanuki: "Why didn't I understand? What does 'come here' mean?"

Fumengzhiyou guessed: "Maybe they have already met... It looks like a voice chat... Actually it's in the next room..."

"Damn!" In the mirror, a handsome man beat his chest and stamped his feet, "Brother Chuan's movements are too fast! How can I be such a waste in comparison!"

Tanuki: "What about 'vomit'? Why did she feel nauseous? Judging from the current results, she didn't vomit on purpose."

"..."

The three were silent.

After a long while, Shuaibi had a flash of inspiration in the mirror: "Since I've met my girlfriend a long time ago, shouldn't it be...pregnant?"

Li Shizi suddenly said: "It makes sense!"

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Ji Lingzhou: As expected of a child's friend. (Hold fist.jpg)