Online dating is to wear a small skirt
Chapter 84
The next morning.
Although Sheng Han's body was sore, his legs were weak, and his voice was a little hoarse, it didn't affect his excitement for the audition tonight.
During get out of class, Sheng Han lay lazily on the table, poked Ji Lingzhou with his fingertips, and asked with bright eyes: "There was no practice last night, what if we lose in 2v2?"
"If you lose, you lose, I don't care," Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, and tapped his fingertips on the page, "Don't worry too much, baby, the important thing is to participate."
Sheng Han: "...Why doesn't it matter?"
Ji Lingzhou's hand slipped under the table and held the soft hand of the child: "I just want to play with my baby, not necessarily to win."
Sheng Han's complexion was complicated, and he stopped for a while before he wanted to speak. He threw his hands away and stared at him ferociously: "No, you must want to win, and you must also threaten me not to lose."
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
Sheng Han pointed with a straight face, "You have to tell me, 'Baby, if you lose then, you won't be able to get out of bed', so that I will be under pressure and fight well."
Ji Lingzhou thought it was funny: "I said 'if you win, you won't be able to get out of bed', baby will get more motivation, right?"
Sheng Han: "..."
It seems, indeed, it is.
"Hmph, I don't care," Sheng Han blushed a little, kicked Ji Lingzhou under the table, buried his face in his arms, "I'm ignoring you, it makes me look like a pervert who doesn't want to get out of bed."
Ji Lingzhou lightly asked: "Isn't it baby?"
"..." Sheng Han turned his face to the other side in shame, pointed the back of his head at Ji Lingzhou, and expressed his anger with actions.
·
After the last class in the afternoon, Sheng Han walked like flying and dragged Ji Lingzhou to the cafeteria for dinner.
He finished eating quickly, and when he looked up, he found that Ji Lingzhou had eaten less than half of it.
In the past, he always chewed and chewed his meals slowly. This was almost the first time in his life that he ate faster than Ji Lingzhou, and his sense of accomplishment and superiority immediately came up.
"You eat too slowly!" Sheng Han glanced at the time and urged with a serious face, "We almost have no time to practice!"
Ji Lingzhou: "...Baby, we just sat down for less than 3 minutes."
Sheng Han said righteously: "3 minutes is already a lot! I usually finish eating in 1 minute!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Really?"
Sheng Han: "Yes, yes! So hurry up!"
"That's good," Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes calmly, "The next meal will be timed for the baby, with a 3-minute time limit, 1 more minute for eating, and 10 minutes for more days. That's the deal, don't refuse."
Sheng Han: "..."
After being threatened, Sheng Han stopped urging him, warmed his ears, sat down obediently, and waited for Ji Lingzhou to finish eating.
The two left the cafeteria, Sheng Han looked around, leaned closer to Ji Lingzhou, and asked cautiously: "Not 10 minutes, okay, 10 minutes is too much... 5 minutes, 5 minutes, okay?"
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
It was just a joke, he didn't pay much attention to it, but this brat actually took it seriously?
Seeing that Ji Lingzhou didn't respond, Sheng Han thought it meant "no, we don't have to talk", blushed and bit his lips, and shook the hand he held twice coquettishly, and continued to bargain: "That's 7 minutes, no more Any more will kill you!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
"I see," Sheng Han threw away his hands in frustration, and was about to walk away, "You want to spoil your dear baby..."
Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and stretched out his arms to hug the child back: "I didn't intend to time it, baby. Eat slowly, 3 minutes is too tight, and it's not easy to digest if you eat in a hurry."
Sheng Han thought of his urging just now, and lowered his head in shame: "Oh, I got it."
After a while, Sheng Han put this episode behind him, became excited again, and pushed Ji Lingzhou to the dormitory building, as anxious as if there were wolves chasing after him.
He was still muttering: "Hurry up, hurry up, you can practice for a while if you go back early, if you lose, you will be fucked..."
"..."
Ji Lingzhou automatically translated into: If you win, you can be killed.
What did this kid eat to grow up?
How can it be so cute.
·
Back in the dormitory, Sheng Han took the notebook and walked to the door of Ji Lingzhou's bedroom. Just as he was about to go in, he suddenly thought of something, and ran back with the notebook in his arms.
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
He sat at the table and waited for a while, and sure enough, he received a message from the child.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I won't go to your place today!
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: OK.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why don't you ask me!
[Private chat] Going to the sky by boat: Sitting together is crowded and uncomfortable, and it is easy to affect the operation. If the operation is affected, it is easy to lose, and if you lose, you will not be able to be dated.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: ...
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Correct me, if you lose, you will be punished.
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You can't be sunk.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm about to be fucked!It's about to be dated!I want it! !
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Okay, my baby has asked for that, how could I refuse.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy:?
Sheng Han: "..."
It's obviously arguing, why did it suddenly change to the topic of..., I'm so annoying.
But I don't know why, but I am vaguely looking forward to it.
Sheng Han blushed, pursed his lips, and picked the corner of the table again. After a long delay, he continued to type ferociously, knocking on the keyboard loudly.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Come and form a team!
·
In every game starting from the sea election, all players' equipment, attributes, and skill levels will be all the same, which is absolutely fair, and can only be won by relying on skills and professional configuration.
When all the games are over, the videos of the top teams will be commented by the up owners in turn on major platforms, and the game officials will also push replays of their game videos every day.
As long as players pay a little attention to the event, it will be difficult to know their ID at that time.
Soon, they will become a new batch of star players.
After that, if you do a daily task, make a dungeon, or even walk on the road, you will often see players around you posting "I know him, I have seen his video", "I rely on me to see the great god himself ", "I want to secretly take a photo with the great god" and other recent chats.
For players who want to be popular, the experience is superb.
……
The audition will be held tonight. Each team needs to play ten games. Based on the number of games won and the performance in each game, a series of complex calculations will be performed to obtain corresponding points.
After the game is over, the game will be ranked according to the score, and the top 256 teams will be selected to enter the knockout round.
The knockout round of the top 256 will start tomorrow night. Each selected team will be randomly matched to another team for a duel. The team that wins three rounds first advances, and can continue to participate in the next knockout round the next day.
The losing team is not eliminated immediately, but has a chance to be resurrected.
On the second day after the team loses, they can choose to play against another losing team according to their wishes. The team that wins three rounds first will be revived and continue to match with other advanced teams the next day.
When there are only 16 teams left in the end, they will enter a new knockout mode.
……
Since the start time of the 2v2 and 5v5 matches is very close, one at [-]:[-] and one at [-]:[-], and the following times all coincide, most players will only choose one to participate.
Only a few players who have good skills, play fast, and are not too tired will report both.
Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou belonged to both, they just wanted to have more fun, and considering that there should be no way to make it to the end in 5v5, they had to participate in 2v2.
Today we have to play ten 2v2 games, with a maximum of 8 minutes per game, plus the waiting and rest time for matching, it is estimated that it will take two hours in total.
They and the other three agreed in advance that they would start playing ten 5v5 games at nine o'clock.
·
It was about 10 minutes before seven o'clock, and Sheng Han couldn't wait any longer.
He was too lazy to type, turned on the microphone and voice changer, and said sweetly, "Brother~~"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
Sheng Han: "Brother, what's the matter with you~ Why don't you talk~ You don't want to talk to others~~"
Ji Lingzhou thought it was a bit funny, put one hand on his chin lightly, turned on the voice, and asked, "There are only two of us in the team, why are you still talking like that baby?"
Sheng Han didn't have any real reasons, he just wanted to play like this, but he made up an excuse: "Because it's more substituting~ When I'm on the Tiantian Gummy account~ Acting like a baby will make me stronger~ ~"
"Baby," Ji Lingzhou paused, "You can turn off the voice changer and act like a baby with the original voice."
Sheng Han thought about it, and blushed: "Then, that's not good, it's too shameful..."
He speaks in a coquettish tone, usually only when he is in bed.
Especially... when you want to ask for forgiveness.
Ji Lingzhou: "It's nothing bad, my brother wants to hear the original voice of the baby."
"Oh, okay." Sheng Han obediently turned off the voice changer, "You don't like...cough, brother doesn't like the voice of Sweet Little Gummy~"
Ji Lingzhou: "I don't like it."
"?" Sheng Han was not happy, "You said you liked it before!"
Ji Lingzhou: "No, I only said that I like Sweet Gummy, but I never said that I like Sweet Gummy's voice."
Sheng Han thought about it for a while, and found that it was indeed the case, and those were all misunderstandings, so he said, "That's good~ I forgot that my brother doesn't like cute and sweet~ I won't turn on the voice changer when there are only two of us~ ~"
"It's not that I don't like it." Ji Lingzhou's voice was a little hoarse, "I only like cute and soft babies."
Sheng Han: "What's wrong with brother's voice~~"
Ji Lingzhou was silent for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Baby, guess what's wrong with me?"
Sheng Han: "..."
He remembered very clearly that at that time, Ji Lingzhou's voice would become low, hoarse and provocative, many times better than usual.
If Fu whispered a few words in his ear, he would become weak all over, and he could only let the other party run amok.
Sheng Han swallowed his saliva, his cheeks became hotter and hotter, and his body also became hotter.
He regretted it, today is an important day of the game, he shouldn't have spoken in a coquettish tone.
Fortunately, seven o'clock arrived suddenly, and the two of them were automatically sent to the matching hall of the audition competition, which eased the ambiguous atmosphere a little. After that, the two tacitly did not continue this topic.
Otherwise, while talking, you may have to enter a room and miss the game.
At the end of the two games, they played very smoothly, won both, and scored high. It should be no problem to enter the 256th place in the end.
Soon came the third game.
The matching interface shows that the opponents are "Yuanliu" and "Whales in the Deep Sea".
"There are whales in the deep sea" is Jiang Yiming's new ID, which was specially created in conjunction with the ID "There is a handsome man in the mirror". By the way, he has a literary style that does not suit him at all, making Song Yuan have a complicated expression every time he sees it.
Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou: "..."
There are so many participating teams, and they just happen to be able to match roommates.
This is not fate, this is letting them kill each other.
The author has something to say:
The plot of the little skirt is coming soon!
Beep in a low voice: Have you forgotten that there is such a stalk...it is my fault, I shouldn't arrange it in the back _(:з」∠)_
Although Sheng Han's body was sore, his legs were weak, and his voice was a little hoarse, it didn't affect his excitement for the audition tonight.
During get out of class, Sheng Han lay lazily on the table, poked Ji Lingzhou with his fingertips, and asked with bright eyes: "There was no practice last night, what if we lose in 2v2?"
"If you lose, you lose, I don't care," Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, and tapped his fingertips on the page, "Don't worry too much, baby, the important thing is to participate."
Sheng Han: "...Why doesn't it matter?"
Ji Lingzhou's hand slipped under the table and held the soft hand of the child: "I just want to play with my baby, not necessarily to win."
Sheng Han's complexion was complicated, and he stopped for a while before he wanted to speak. He threw his hands away and stared at him ferociously: "No, you must want to win, and you must also threaten me not to lose."
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
Sheng Han pointed with a straight face, "You have to tell me, 'Baby, if you lose then, you won't be able to get out of bed', so that I will be under pressure and fight well."
Ji Lingzhou thought it was funny: "I said 'if you win, you won't be able to get out of bed', baby will get more motivation, right?"
Sheng Han: "..."
It seems, indeed, it is.
"Hmph, I don't care," Sheng Han blushed a little, kicked Ji Lingzhou under the table, buried his face in his arms, "I'm ignoring you, it makes me look like a pervert who doesn't want to get out of bed."
Ji Lingzhou lightly asked: "Isn't it baby?"
"..." Sheng Han turned his face to the other side in shame, pointed the back of his head at Ji Lingzhou, and expressed his anger with actions.
·
After the last class in the afternoon, Sheng Han walked like flying and dragged Ji Lingzhou to the cafeteria for dinner.
He finished eating quickly, and when he looked up, he found that Ji Lingzhou had eaten less than half of it.
In the past, he always chewed and chewed his meals slowly. This was almost the first time in his life that he ate faster than Ji Lingzhou, and his sense of accomplishment and superiority immediately came up.
"You eat too slowly!" Sheng Han glanced at the time and urged with a serious face, "We almost have no time to practice!"
Ji Lingzhou: "...Baby, we just sat down for less than 3 minutes."
Sheng Han said righteously: "3 minutes is already a lot! I usually finish eating in 1 minute!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Really?"
Sheng Han: "Yes, yes! So hurry up!"
"That's good," Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes calmly, "The next meal will be timed for the baby, with a 3-minute time limit, 1 more minute for eating, and 10 minutes for more days. That's the deal, don't refuse."
Sheng Han: "..."
After being threatened, Sheng Han stopped urging him, warmed his ears, sat down obediently, and waited for Ji Lingzhou to finish eating.
The two left the cafeteria, Sheng Han looked around, leaned closer to Ji Lingzhou, and asked cautiously: "Not 10 minutes, okay, 10 minutes is too much... 5 minutes, 5 minutes, okay?"
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
It was just a joke, he didn't pay much attention to it, but this brat actually took it seriously?
Seeing that Ji Lingzhou didn't respond, Sheng Han thought it meant "no, we don't have to talk", blushed and bit his lips, and shook the hand he held twice coquettishly, and continued to bargain: "That's 7 minutes, no more Any more will kill you!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
"I see," Sheng Han threw away his hands in frustration, and was about to walk away, "You want to spoil your dear baby..."
Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and stretched out his arms to hug the child back: "I didn't intend to time it, baby. Eat slowly, 3 minutes is too tight, and it's not easy to digest if you eat in a hurry."
Sheng Han thought of his urging just now, and lowered his head in shame: "Oh, I got it."
After a while, Sheng Han put this episode behind him, became excited again, and pushed Ji Lingzhou to the dormitory building, as anxious as if there were wolves chasing after him.
He was still muttering: "Hurry up, hurry up, you can practice for a while if you go back early, if you lose, you will be fucked..."
"..."
Ji Lingzhou automatically translated into: If you win, you can be killed.
What did this kid eat to grow up?
How can it be so cute.
·
Back in the dormitory, Sheng Han took the notebook and walked to the door of Ji Lingzhou's bedroom. Just as he was about to go in, he suddenly thought of something, and ran back with the notebook in his arms.
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
He sat at the table and waited for a while, and sure enough, he received a message from the child.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I won't go to your place today!
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: OK.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why don't you ask me!
[Private chat] Going to the sky by boat: Sitting together is crowded and uncomfortable, and it is easy to affect the operation. If the operation is affected, it is easy to lose, and if you lose, you will not be able to be dated.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: ...
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Correct me, if you lose, you will be punished.
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You can't be sunk.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm about to be fucked!It's about to be dated!I want it! !
[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Okay, my baby has asked for that, how could I refuse.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy:?
Sheng Han: "..."
It's obviously arguing, why did it suddenly change to the topic of..., I'm so annoying.
But I don't know why, but I am vaguely looking forward to it.
Sheng Han blushed, pursed his lips, and picked the corner of the table again. After a long delay, he continued to type ferociously, knocking on the keyboard loudly.
[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Come and form a team!
·
In every game starting from the sea election, all players' equipment, attributes, and skill levels will be all the same, which is absolutely fair, and can only be won by relying on skills and professional configuration.
When all the games are over, the videos of the top teams will be commented by the up owners in turn on major platforms, and the game officials will also push replays of their game videos every day.
As long as players pay a little attention to the event, it will be difficult to know their ID at that time.
Soon, they will become a new batch of star players.
After that, if you do a daily task, make a dungeon, or even walk on the road, you will often see players around you posting "I know him, I have seen his video", "I rely on me to see the great god himself ", "I want to secretly take a photo with the great god" and other recent chats.
For players who want to be popular, the experience is superb.
……
The audition will be held tonight. Each team needs to play ten games. Based on the number of games won and the performance in each game, a series of complex calculations will be performed to obtain corresponding points.
After the game is over, the game will be ranked according to the score, and the top 256 teams will be selected to enter the knockout round.
The knockout round of the top 256 will start tomorrow night. Each selected team will be randomly matched to another team for a duel. The team that wins three rounds first advances, and can continue to participate in the next knockout round the next day.
The losing team is not eliminated immediately, but has a chance to be resurrected.
On the second day after the team loses, they can choose to play against another losing team according to their wishes. The team that wins three rounds first will be revived and continue to match with other advanced teams the next day.
When there are only 16 teams left in the end, they will enter a new knockout mode.
……
Since the start time of the 2v2 and 5v5 matches is very close, one at [-]:[-] and one at [-]:[-], and the following times all coincide, most players will only choose one to participate.
Only a few players who have good skills, play fast, and are not too tired will report both.
Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou belonged to both, they just wanted to have more fun, and considering that there should be no way to make it to the end in 5v5, they had to participate in 2v2.
Today we have to play ten 2v2 games, with a maximum of 8 minutes per game, plus the waiting and rest time for matching, it is estimated that it will take two hours in total.
They and the other three agreed in advance that they would start playing ten 5v5 games at nine o'clock.
·
It was about 10 minutes before seven o'clock, and Sheng Han couldn't wait any longer.
He was too lazy to type, turned on the microphone and voice changer, and said sweetly, "Brother~~"
Ji Lingzhou: "..."
Sheng Han: "Brother, what's the matter with you~ Why don't you talk~ You don't want to talk to others~~"
Ji Lingzhou thought it was a bit funny, put one hand on his chin lightly, turned on the voice, and asked, "There are only two of us in the team, why are you still talking like that baby?"
Sheng Han didn't have any real reasons, he just wanted to play like this, but he made up an excuse: "Because it's more substituting~ When I'm on the Tiantian Gummy account~ Acting like a baby will make me stronger~ ~"
"Baby," Ji Lingzhou paused, "You can turn off the voice changer and act like a baby with the original voice."
Sheng Han thought about it, and blushed: "Then, that's not good, it's too shameful..."
He speaks in a coquettish tone, usually only when he is in bed.
Especially... when you want to ask for forgiveness.
Ji Lingzhou: "It's nothing bad, my brother wants to hear the original voice of the baby."
"Oh, okay." Sheng Han obediently turned off the voice changer, "You don't like...cough, brother doesn't like the voice of Sweet Little Gummy~"
Ji Lingzhou: "I don't like it."
"?" Sheng Han was not happy, "You said you liked it before!"
Ji Lingzhou: "No, I only said that I like Sweet Gummy, but I never said that I like Sweet Gummy's voice."
Sheng Han thought about it for a while, and found that it was indeed the case, and those were all misunderstandings, so he said, "That's good~ I forgot that my brother doesn't like cute and sweet~ I won't turn on the voice changer when there are only two of us~ ~"
"It's not that I don't like it." Ji Lingzhou's voice was a little hoarse, "I only like cute and soft babies."
Sheng Han: "What's wrong with brother's voice~~"
Ji Lingzhou was silent for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Baby, guess what's wrong with me?"
Sheng Han: "..."
He remembered very clearly that at that time, Ji Lingzhou's voice would become low, hoarse and provocative, many times better than usual.
If Fu whispered a few words in his ear, he would become weak all over, and he could only let the other party run amok.
Sheng Han swallowed his saliva, his cheeks became hotter and hotter, and his body also became hotter.
He regretted it, today is an important day of the game, he shouldn't have spoken in a coquettish tone.
Fortunately, seven o'clock arrived suddenly, and the two of them were automatically sent to the matching hall of the audition competition, which eased the ambiguous atmosphere a little. After that, the two tacitly did not continue this topic.
Otherwise, while talking, you may have to enter a room and miss the game.
At the end of the two games, they played very smoothly, won both, and scored high. It should be no problem to enter the 256th place in the end.
Soon came the third game.
The matching interface shows that the opponents are "Yuanliu" and "Whales in the Deep Sea".
"There are whales in the deep sea" is Jiang Yiming's new ID, which was specially created in conjunction with the ID "There is a handsome man in the mirror". By the way, he has a literary style that does not suit him at all, making Song Yuan have a complicated expression every time he sees it.
Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou: "..."
There are so many participating teams, and they just happen to be able to match roommates.
This is not fate, this is letting them kill each other.
The author has something to say:
The plot of the little skirt is coming soon!
Beep in a low voice: Have you forgotten that there is such a stalk...it is my fault, I shouldn't arrange it in the back _(:з」∠)_
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