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When Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou were silent, Jiang Yiming's roar suddenly sounded in the living room.

"Damn it! It's over!"

Song Yuan: "..."

"It's a fart to keep winning!" Jiang Yiming threw the mouse aside, covered his head in self-sacrifice, and beat frantically, "Brother Zhou and Hanhan are so strong, it is impossible to beat them! And Hanhan is still a milk!"

Song Yuan: "Oh, so, you want to surrender?"

Jiang Yiming: "...I don't really think about it."

"Then quickly pick up the mouse," Song Yuan pushed his glasses, "It will start in five seconds."

Jiang Yiming retrieved the mouse in desperation, and while manipulating the character to run forward, he asked weakly: "Do you think they will let us? After all, roommates..."

Song Yuan: "Impossible, being a couple is much more important than your roommate."

Jiang Yiming: "You said Han Han is a woman?"

Song Yuan: "...Are you stupid? I said that Hanhan's game character is a woman, and they are married in the game."

Jiang Yiming: "Oh."

The two sides ran to the center of the field, Song Yuan activated his explosive skills, and rushed to fight Sheng Han decisively.

Sheng Han immediately jumped on Ji Lingzhou's body, and threw out a control skill, immobilizing Jiang Yiming, who was rushing up, in place.

Jiang Yiming looked at the characters on the screen, instead of releasing the control, he left his hands from the keyboard and said firmly, "I think... let them win."

Song Yuan who was playing vigorously: "?"

"I'm serious," Jiang Yiming clicked on his skills casually and let his blood volume drop, "I can't beat them anyway, so why not let them win on purpose, and tell them 'this is a wedding gift for you' when the time comes, it can appear We're so great, maybe they'll treat us to dinner."

Song Yuan: "...It seems that you are very self-indulgent."

Although he complained mercilessly, he also stopped and changed to releasing skills slowly.

The scene changed from a bloody duel to two elderly people practicing Tai Chi in an instant.

However, just when they had only one-tenth of their blood left——

The other side also stopped.

……

"Wait! Stop! Don't fight!" Sheng Han stopped Ji Lingzhou loudly, and at the same time controlled the characters to run back, "Let them lose decently. You see, we haven't lost much blood, and they are about to die!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...OK."

He had already realized that the other side wanted to release water, but the child didn't seem to realize it.

But he wasn't going to say it.

Because if the two sides give in to each other, it seems quite interesting.

After Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou also stopped, the four of them began to slowly hit you, me, you, me... They sparred like scraping, and the blood volume still didn't change after a long time of beating.

Sheng Han: "What's going on? Are they stuck?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Maybe."

"Wait a minute," Sheng Han took off his headphones, opened the door and rushed to the living room, "What's the matter with you? Why didn't you call?"

Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan: "..."

Because I can't beat it.

"Hahaha, Hanhan, I was discovered by you." Jiang Yiming left the mouse with his right hand and made a handsome pose. "This is a wedding gift for you. Do you think we are great? Do you want to treat us to a meal?" ?”

Sheng Han: "Huh?"

Song Yuan raised his forehead: "He is already stupid, ignore him."

"You must have no sense of humor. You won't laugh at anything I say," Jiang Yiming rolled his eyes boredly. "Well, it means we are throwing water and want you to win."

Sheng Han: "???"

There is no need at all!Why put water!Even if we don't release the water, we will win! !

But he didn't dare to say that, for fear of being beaten violently.

Song Yuan pushed his glasses, and helped Sheng Han say what he didn't dare to say: "They will win without us letting the water go, and they won't accept your favor at all. Why don't you just admit that you are giving up struggling."

"Hey, how could it be? You guys are amazing too." Sheng Han made a gesture of encouragement, and then ran back to the house, "Come on! My baby will be born tomorrow night, I'll treat you to a barbecue!"

After the door was closed, Jiang Yiming said triumphantly, "I just said that I can be invited to dinner."

Song Yuan: "..."

How can it be the same? They decided to invite you after hearing what you said.

"By the way," Jiang Yiming realized later, "What did Hanhan just say, the child was born?"

Song Yuan: "Yes."

Jiang Yiming was shocked: "How did he give birth???"

Song Yuan: "...in the game."

"Oh," Jiang Yiming breathed a sigh of relief, and then his eyes lit up again, "It seems very fun, I will also have a baby in these two days. Do you think boys are better or girls? Or both?"

Song Yuan: "... as long as you are happy, you are not my child."

Jiang Yiming: "But I want to ask you, after all - you are my dear roommate."

Song Yuan: "Girl."

Jiang Yiming: "Why? Are you patriarchal?"

Song Yuan: "Boys are easy to be as stupid as you."

Jiang Yiming: "?"

·

At the end of the ten games, Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou all won.

But it hasn't been smooth sailing.

Because the further to the back, the higher the team's win and score.In the last two games, the opponents were well-known masters on the list. Their manipulation and awareness were very good, and they took a lot of effort to win.

This shows that it is easy to reach the knockout round, but it is not so easy to get the top few in the end.

Not only did Sheng Han not panic, but he was full of fighting spirit—what could be happier than working hard with his boyfriend!Not anymore!

It's only less than 08:30 now, and it's still more than half an hour before I make an appointment with my friends to play 5v5.

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby, are you tired? Do you want to tell them to start playing now, and then you can end it earlier, and you can... go to bed earlier."

It is self-evident what "sleep" means in the words.

But Sheng Han didn't understand, he was thinking about other things: "It's still nine o'clock, let's rest for a while."

Ji Lingzhou smiled and said, "Okay."

The two were quiet for a while, and Sheng Han suddenly changed to a coquettish voice: "Brother~ hurry up and sit on the bed and wait for her~ she'll be here soon~~"

"..."

As soon as Ji Lingzhou sat on the bed as promised, Sheng Han pushed the door open and rushed in, straddled his lap, hugged his neck tightly, and kissed wildly: "Brother is really amazing~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Baby, it would be better to say this at night."

Sheng Han swallowed his saliva, and continued to praise: "Thanks to my brother~ I have won ten consecutive victories~ If there is no brother~ I will definitely be beaten very badly~~"

Children's face-to-face acting like a baby always arouses Ji Lingzhou...

Before he could say a few words, Ji Lingzhou grasped his thin waist, rolled onto the bed, and pressed the child under him.

……

Half an hour passed quickly, and Sheng Han felt unsatisfied, so he blushed and whispered, "Why don't you just tell them... change it to 09:30?"

"No, baby," Ji Lingzhou straightened the child's clothes, "It's been delayed for an hour, and it can't be delayed any longer."

Sheng Han pouted aggrievedly: "Oh."

Ji Lingzhou smiled, gently kissed the corner of the child's red lips, and coaxed, "Honey, let's continue tonight and finish the ten 5v5 games first, okay?"

Sheng Han lowered his eyes in shame: "...um, good."

Sheng Han climbed out of bed, walked to the door with his slippers on, put his hand on the handle, turned around and asked with bright eyes: "Brother~ will there be a reward if you win all?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Yes."

Although he didn't think about any rewards, he agreed first.

Sheng Han chuckled and left contentedly.

·

Passing by the living room, Sheng Han was stopped by Jiang Yiming: "Han Han, how many games have you won?"

Sheng Han: "They all... all won."

His voice is a little hoarse, and he hasn't recovered yet, but he didn't cry out, it was just a natural reaction.

Song Yuan didn't even need to look carefully, he could guess what happened just now by hearing the voice, he smiled clearly and didn't say anything.

But Jiang Yiming didn't know it, and was still wailing: "It's over, then we must have no hope, we lost three games! It is estimated that all the ten wins will be promoted... No, ten wins may not be able to enter, and we must Looking at the rankings, it's too introverted, it would be great if everyone was a rookie!"

"Hey, Hanhan, you and brother Zhou are cheering," Jiang Yiming wiped away tears that didn't exist, "We must win glory for our dormitory! We must reach the finals!"

Sheng Han rubbed his sore lips, and said seriously: "I want to too, but it feels quite difficult. The opponents we will meet in the next two rounds are all very strong, and the knockout rounds are probably all so powerful. Maybe it will happen in a few days. Gone."

Jiang Yiming: "Anyway, come on! You are the best! We will enter the finals and invite you to dinner!"

……

Sheng Han sat back in front of the computer, just in time to see Shuaibi's team invitation in the mirror, and quickly clicked to enter the group, seeing that Ji Lingzhou was already in the group, he turned on the voice changer, cleared his throat: "Hi everyone~ Hello brother Acridine~ I haven't seen you in a few minutes~ Do you miss me~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, I miss baby."

Tanuki Persimmon: "Hahaha, is Little Gummy's voice okay?"

Sheng Han: "???"

How did he know that I was hoarse just now! ?

Fortunately, Ji Lingzhou deliberately reminded: "Yesterday's dumbness was not very serious, and it will be fine this morning."

Sheng Han: "..."

Oh, he forgot about this excuse from yesterday.

"Yeah~ yes~ it's not too serious~" Sheng Han rolled his eyes, and said deliberately, "it's all because my brother is not very good~ I didn't work hard last night~ Otherwise, I should continue to be dumb today ~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

"Pfft, hahahaha!!" Sheng Han couldn't help it, turned off the voice and laughed wildly for a while.

He is less and less shy and dares to say anything.

Anyway, it was Tiantian Gummy who was talking, and it had nothing to do with him. Even if he really wanted to lose face, it would not be his face, but the hot dick, hehe.

...But Spicy Chicken seems to have a thick skin, and he never feels ashamed of him.

Ji Lingzhou pressed his chin lightly, not to be outdone: "Okay baby, next time my brother will make you dumb for three days."

Sheng Han: "!"

Sure enough, Spicy Chicken never feels ashamed, and always dares to say, hum, pervert.

"Ah! What are you going to do!" In the mirror, Shuaibi thumped the table and shook it all the way to the other side of the microphone, "Today is such an important day! Don't be crazy about feeding people dog food! What if you can't beat him later?" Do it!!"

Sheng Han laughed silently, grinning from the corners of his mouth to his ears, but he still deliberately said: "Then I can only blame you for not fighting well~ Anyway, I and my brother will definitely be able to fight well~ You must win~ If you win, brother will Reward people~~"

Perhaps it was because he was very familiar with these three friends, and he was used to making jokes before. Sheng Han didn't feel guilty at all when he sprinkled dog food in front of them. Instead, he was happy to force-feed the dog food into their mouths and listen to them Howls of pain.

Shuaibi in the mirror closed his eyes: "Okay, I'm dead, remember to burn incense for me next year."

"Hey, that's right," Li Shizi finally remembered the business, "How many games did you win just now?"

Sheng Han: "Of course they all won~~"

Tanuki persimmon: "??? What the hell?? Really???"

Floating Dream: "I'll go..."

Li Persimmon: "I was bored and went around the forum just now. The master I like and his friends both lost a game. He said that among the big masters in his group, there are very few who won all."

"!!!" Sheng Han was excited, and asked by the way, wanting to see if they met just now, "Which god do you like~ What's his name~~"

Li Shizi: "Shocking, his friend called it a big...uh, a big banana."

Sheng Han: "?"

What kind of idiot name is this? ?Can this still pass the trial? ? ?

Ji Lingzhou: "I've never met them before."

If you encounter it, the child will definitely complain about the name throughout the game, or pretend not to understand, and insist on asking him to explain what the name means.

In the mirror, Shuaibi doubted: "Is it so few? Not so much, where are all the great teams? There are so many masters, I thought there would be at least a few hundred teams with ten victories."

Ji Lingzhou pondered for a moment, tapped the table with his fingertips, and analyzed: "If the match is based on the win and the score, it is actually a knockout competition mechanism in disguise."

"For every 2 to the 10th power, that is, out of 1024 teams, only one team can win ten games."

"If the 2 teams that advance to 2v256 are all ten victories, more than 26 teams need to register to participate. Although there are a lot of players in this game, most of them feel that they have no hope of advancing. One hundred thousand, it means that there will definitely be some promotions with nine wins and high scores."

"There are even fewer 5v5 applicants, just over 4. Even if we lose the next two games, we should still have a chance to advance."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Hahaha, I feel relieved when I say that, I thought we would definitely run with me."

Fumengzhiyou was stunned: "Brother Chuan...you are so strong..."

Ji Lingzhou: "No, it's just a normal way of thinking. Anyone can think of it, but everyone didn't think about it deliberately, and I didn't think about it before. I thought of it after you told me."

Sheng Han suddenly realized.

Just now Jiang Yiming said that ten victories may not be able to advance, which took his thinking away and made him very nervous, thinking that he might not be able to advance. Now that Ji Lingzhou has finished speaking, he is relieved.

In the mirror, a handsome man sighed: "It's really too strong for you to be able to win all. It would be great if the gang leader was here. Brother Chuan, gang boss, and Little Gummy, the three of them are fucking strong, even if we paddle the water casually, you It will definitely take us to the knockout stage."

Floating Dream: "Wait... Don't you think there is one more person..."

"Not many," Li Shizi said as a matter of course, "The three of them are big brothers, and they bring me and you, exactly five people."

Shuaibi in the mirror: "? What about me??"

Tanuki persimmon: "You're too good, I won't take you, slightly."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "???"

·

Everyone chatted until [-]:[-] before finally going to line up.

This was urged by Sheng Han, otherwise everyone might not be in a hurry to chat until ten o'clock.

Sheng Han said this at the time: "Oh~ don't say any more~ Hurry up and fight~ The sooner you fight, the sooner you end~ Otherwise, brother will have no time to reward others~~"

The three of them were so disgusted that they had nothing to say, so they could only go to line up.

The first few games went well, and in one of them, the opponent should also be the Great God team who just started playing. They played very hard. In the mirror, Shuaibi and Floating Dream were killed, but fortunately, they won in the end. .

This made them realize that the next few games may be more difficult.

Because two very strong players, plus three seven-point players, have a total strength of 41 points, which is no match for five nine-point players.

No matter how good Ji Lingzhou's skills are, in this kind of fair game, he can't win against three.

……

After another victory, Li Persimmon suddenly said, "Little Gummy, how will Brother Chuan reward you?"

Sheng Han thought that this was an opportunity for the other party to perform to his heart's content, and immediately accepted the trick: "Of course it is rewarding his body with his body~ I am sorry to elaborate~ You will understand when you fall in love~ Hehe~~ "

In the mirror, there is a Shuaibi screaming: "Ah! Kill me!!"

Lily persimmon: "Is Brother Chuan in the dormitory?"

"..." Ji Lingzhou paused, "Not in the dormitory."

Tanuki: "Didn't you stay in the dormitory last night? Yesterday was Sunday, and the boss came out to talk, but Little Gummy just said that you didn't work hard last night... Then where did you live last night? Did you stay in the dormitory? "

"If you guys are going to open a room today...it's Monday, why did you go out to open a room? And how can you play in two rooms, and turn on two microphones without affecting each other... Wouldn't it be good to sit together and play? "

Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Dangerous.