Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han understood Li Shizi's questioning, and realized that the other party had already doubted his identity, but he didn't know how to explain it, so he swallowed nervously.

Then he swallowed again.

He swallowed again.

……

He was extremely cramped, his fingers clasped the edge of the table tightly, and his fingertips turned white.

If it wasn't because I talk too much and I'm in a good mood to deliberately show off my affection, I wouldn't be discovered, and if I didn't be discovered, I wouldn't be questioned. …

It's all my fault, I'm such a big mouth...

After swallowing three times, the saliva was quickly swallowed. When I swallowed for the fourth time, the Adam's apple rolled a lot, making a loud swallowing sound, which was amplified by the microphone and transmitted to everyone's earphones along the network.

Shuaibi in the mirror asked strangely, "Why is there a sound like the sewer is running?"

Sheng Han: "?"

"Actually, there is one thing that I haven't told you all the time," Ji Lingzhou cleared his throat and said calmly, "My baby... has been living in my dormitory these two days."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Your school is so open, can you still admit girls in the boys' dormitory???"

Ji Lingzhou: "Our school is not an ordinary dormitory. It is a residential building with four bedrooms and two halls. Each person has a separate room. The baby often comes to me and lives with me in my bedroom."

"As for the problem of the two rooms-the table in each of our bedrooms is not big enough for two people to play with a laptop, not to mention that we will definitely affect each other in the same room, and we can't play well."

"So baby is playing in my bedroom, I'm playing in my roommate's bedroom, and that roommate is in the living room with another roommate to make sure everyone has enough space."

Shuaibi in the mirror: "Ah, that roommate of yours is..."

"Yes, it's your love, he can prove it for us," Ji Lingzhou paused, and said with a smile, "If you don't believe me, you can chat with him privately and ask if Little Gummy lives in our dormitory."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Oh, ok. Uh, so I have to ask?"

Lily Persimmon: "Ask... Shall I?"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "OK, say hello right away, wait for me for a minute."

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Hey, Qingyuanyuan, let me ask something, does Little Gummy live in your dormitory?

[Private Chat] There are whales in the deep sea: Hahahahahahaha, yes!

[Private chat] There are whales in the deep sea: how do you know?Did they tell you?

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Well, yes, I just said it hahaha.It's okay, you go ahead, I'm going to continue to play the audition, I have won six games in a row, and only the last four games are left!

[Private chat] There are whales in the deep sea: Come on!

·

After Jiang Yiming replied to the message, he turned around and happily told Song Yuan: "Han Han's friend just now...is my love, come to ask me if Little Gummy lives in our dormitory! Hahahahahahaha, it seems that Han Han His identity was exposed, but he was able to keep it a secret for so long! I don’t know how he feels about losing his horse, hahahaha!!”

Song Yuan: "..."

Jiang Yiming: "What's wrong with you, why don't you speak?"

Song Yuan: "How did he ask you?"

Jiang Yiming: "Just asking me if Little Gummy lives in my dormitory, what's the matter?"

Song Yuan: "Is there nothing else?"

"Ah, no, no." Jiang Yiming was confused when asked, "Is there anything else? Anyway, he just asked such a sentence, is it strange?"

Song Yuan was silent for two seconds: "That Han Han should not have been exposed."

Jiang Yiming: "Why?"

Song Yuan pushed his glasses, and a see-through light flashed behind the lenses: "The situation at that time may be——Han Han's identity was questioned, Brother Zhou explained that Little Gummy lived in our dormitory, and then asked you to come and ask you , it’s up to you to testify for him. You’re out of your mind, and you’re sure you can’t figure out the reason, so you’ll tell the truth, which can just dispel other people’s doubts.”

Jiang Yiming suddenly said: "Oh, it makes sense, it seems like something Brother Zhou can do."

"?"

Jiang Yiming was furious: "Who the hell are you saying is out of his mind!?"

Song Yuan automatically ignored the other party's protest: "Anyway, Han Han definitely doesn't want those people he met in the game to know about Han Han's use of a trumpet to pretend to be a girl. Let's help them get rid of this lie first, and ask you about it next time you are in love. When it’s time, you just answer as if Han Han and Little Gummy are two people.”

"You who have met them as a three-dimensional person are very important and the most convincing."

Just as Jiang Yiming was about to nod, he frowned and doubted himself: "No, I'm not very good at lying. I didn't know what was going on before, but now that I know, if they ask me again, maybe they won't tell me. It's going to be revealed."

Song Yuan was helpless, he knew in his heart that this idiot couldn't do it.

"Then next time someone asks you, tell me right away, and I'll teach you how to answer."

……

Here, Shuaibi in the mirror finished asking, and immediately reported the work assigned to him by the organization: "After I finished asking, he still asked me how I knew, hahaha, it must be because he thought it was a secret, right? In the end, we asked him." Out."

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

Li Shizi scratched his head: "Uh, oh..."

how so?Was my guess all along wrong?Everything is my illusion?

"Let me reply now, Persimmon," Youshuai in the mirror said earnestly, like an old man who plays chess downstairs every day and likes to talk about life, "I told you a long time ago, don't think too much, don't think too much , you just want to think wildly, now it's okay, it's embarrassing."

Lily persimmon: "I, I'm not..."

He actually felt that he was not thinking too much, but had reasonable doubts.

But since the parties explained it in such detail and asked them to find someone to confirm it, it would be impolite for him to doubt it, and the other party didn't seem to have any reason to deceive him.

That's right, even if you think about it with your feet, it's impossible for the leader and Little Gummy to be the same person, and there's no need for the leader to pretend to be Sweet Little Gummy, and it's even more impossible for the leader to fall in love with Brother Chuan.

So what the hell was I messing around with? ?

"I'm sorry, Brother Chuan, Little Gummy," Li Persimmon said apologetically, "Maybe I've watched too many criminal investigation films recently, so I want to be skeptical about everything I encounter. I'm so sorry. Stop, I definitely don't have a problem with you two, I like you very much, I, I..."

Floating Dream: "You were shocked to death just now... I thought you played the famous detective Conan..."

Ji Lingzhou smiled lightly, without the slightest burden of deceiving someone just now: "It's okay, just figure it out."

Sheng Han: "Yeah, yeah~ It'll be fine if the misunderstanding is cleared up~ Let's talk~ How could he be Brother Bulen~ Brother Bulen has been busy lately~ I don't have time to play games at all~~"

Sheng Han broke out in a cold sweat just now, thinking for a moment that he would just admit it, it would be better than the torment of being forced to question him.

But he didn't expect that Spicy Chicken's ability to "turn black and white" is so strong, and his psychological quality is unbelievably good. After a few words, if it is not the person involved, he will almost believe it.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "By the way, I suddenly have a question. Brother Chuan, if Little Gummy has been living in your dormitory... Doesn't she have to go back to school during the day? Or does she, uh, not have to go to class?"

Sheng Han: "!!!"

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Ji Lingzhou was still calm, and he thought up his speech almost instantly, and explained in a calm manner: "I haven't told you this, my baby and I are from the same school, so we met not long after we met, and we have a lot of time Together, living in my dorm doesn't affect her class."

Sheng Han quickly echoed: "Yes, yes~ What a coincidence~ It seems that this is the predestined fate between me and my brother~Brother~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "See you later, baby."

Sheng Han: "?"

touch?Spicy dick is so perverted, so many people listen to it and say they want to touch me...

But while cursing, blushing.

"Oh my god, I'm so happy," said Shuai Bike in the mirror, who was so envious, "I really want to find a cute girlfriend from the same school, you can come to my dormitory and find me... Cough, come and play with me, and go to class together Let's finish class together, woo woo woo..."

Sheng Han: "I will definitely~Come on~~"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Wait, what about pregnancy? Does your school allow students to get pregnant?"

Sheng Han: "Huh?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

"...?" In the mirror, there was a handsome guy in the mirror who was a little confused by "Huh?"

Sheng Han was speechless, thinking that he should heal his brain: "...that's in the game."

Floating Dream: "Ah... So I'm not really pregnant..."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "I almost misunderstood, hahaha, I am still waiting for you to congratulate you after you have a baby, then I will congratulate you when you really get married."

Lily Persimmon: "But, Little Gummy wasn't feeling well that day, what's the matter with nausea and vomiting?"

Ji Lingzhou: "That day my baby ate badly, got food poisoning, and vomited and had diarrhea."

Tanuki Persimmon: "Oh! That's how it is!"

Sheng Han: "..."

Well, their brains should all be fixed! !

·

After some explanations, this little episode was finally over, and everyone continued to line up to play the sixth game.

The further you fight back, the stronger your opponent will be, and the harder it will be to win.

Finally, in the eighth game, they met the star team that made it to the semi-finals last year.

Before the opening, Li Persimmon started talking about how strong the team was and how handsome they were in the last game, so that they were terrified, tied up, demoralized, and finally lost without a doubt.

"It's too strong! How did you match them?" In the mirror, Shuaibi had a mask of pain, "It almost knocked me out of the shit, wouldn't it be the same team in the next two games!?"

Floating Dream: "Please speak in civilized terms...I have pictures in my head...It's disgusting..."

Ji Lingzhou pondered for a moment: "Actually, it's not a crushing force."

Li Persimmon: "Why not? But I really feel being crushed, and I feel like there are ten of them, almost always two beat me up and cried."

Ji Lingzhou: "If we don't make mistakes, we won't necessarily lose."

Sheng Han has always been interested in the technical discussion of pvp. As soon as Ji Lingzhou said it, his interest was brought up, and he forgot to act like a baby: "For example, what mistakes? I should have no mistakes, but I can't milk at all, blood Falling too fast."

Ji Lingzhou: "Let's just say what I noticed. In the mirror, Shuaibi pressed the release button before he was hit with the control skill. After the release was gone, he was afraid of being charged, so he pressed the release button. It's a typical face-rolling keyboard operation."

"The other side saw that his state was free from control, so no one cared about him. He turned to Huo Li Zi, which caused Shuai Bi in the mirror to lose two key skills, and Li Li Zi lost most of his blood. When they were injured by Naihe Jiajian, they immediately gave up on the raccoon persimmon, and went to control the helpless Shuaibi in the mirror, and quickly wiped out most of the blood."

"Their tactic is not to focus on one person, but to switch to fire at any time depending on the state. The purpose is to suppress the bloodline of the whole team and let us die slowly."

"We only have one milk, and it is a control-oriented auxiliary milk. The amount of milk is not as large as other professions. If the two of you are suppressed one after another, it will be difficult to take care of it, let alone the baby is still being chased and beaten by another person. So If we want to win, DPS must reduce mistakes and reduce the pressure on milk."

The handsome guy in the mirror is extremely embarrassing, it feels like being criticized by the teacher in class: "Uh...yes, I saw him rushing over, thinking he was going to control me, so I wanted to press the control button to hide, but it scared me I have to unlock it... I never thought that he just rushed over, scaring me out of all my skills."

Tanuki: "It turns out that I was beaten up because of you!"

Ji Lingzhou continued to roll the roll: "Don't rush to talk about him, you also made a lot of mistakes. After you two bloodlines were suppressed, you were obviously in a state of giving up on yourself. The milk on the opposite side just used up the gap of life-saving skills, you have control The skill CD is ready but useless, and I missed a few critical seconds, allowing Nai to connect to a new control-free chain again."

"The milk operation and awareness on the opposite side are very good, comparable to the baby's level, and the skills can be perfectly connected. About every 30 seconds, there are about 24 seconds that are difficult to be suppressed. If you don't grasp the 6 seconds, you You can't kill her at all."

Li Persimmon also became embarrassed: "Oh, yes, I think the opponent is too strong, and I definitely can't beat it, and there is a bit of paddling behind."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "You still have the nerve to talk about me! Fortunately, I struggled a bit behind!"

Floating Dream Zhiyou: "Don't start internal strife... If you know your mistakes, just correct them..."

"Well, just pay attention next time, it doesn't matter."

Ji Lingzhou paused, and continued: "In addition, we have a very serious problem. Before the opening, Li Shizi said too much about the opponent's strong words, which made us feel like 'we can't win' Mental hints. Fighting wars requires high morale, and our skills cannot match them, and if we lose to them psychologically, it will be even more difficult to win."

Shuaibi in the mirror took the opportunity to say another sentence: "Persimmon, so I blame you the most, I was also influenced by you!"

Li Shizi: "But I can't help it, they are really good, they have entered the semi-finals..."

Ji Lingzhou: "The great master you mentioned before is very powerful, but didn't he also lose a 2v2 game? In the fair mode, no team will never lose. Maybe we will be the next to defeat them."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Grass, so inspirational, I was strongly motivated."

Floating Dream: "It's no wonder you and Little Gummy can all win... Before, I wondered if you were lucky and didn't meet a strong team... Now I don't think so..."

Ji Lingzhou was too serious when he was speaking the truth, Sheng Han decided to comfort everyone with a bad face, and ease the atmosphere: "Everyone, don't be discouraged~ I only lost one game now~ According to my brother's algorithm~ Even if you win eight times in 5v5, you may be able to advance~ So we still have a chance~ In the next two games~ it doesn’t matter if we lose one more game~~”

But Ji Lingzhou became more serious: "Baby, you can't instill this kind of thought, if you leave room for yourself, you won't go all out, and you will lose."

Sheng Han felt wronged: "Oh, my brother is so fierce, and I'm so sad."

Ji Lingzhou: "...It's not that you are angry with the baby, but with them. The baby performed very well just now, and was hardly affected by psychological hints."

Sheng Han was embarrassed by the compliment: "Hey~ Brother taught me well~~"

Li Shizi: "You can talk about love in bed at night, there are more important things now—Brother Chuan, can you teach us some more! I really want to learn!!"

Floating Dream: "Me too... I don't know how to become stronger..."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Can we save it without changing hands?"

Ji Lingzhou: "It should be too late to teach today, just try to play the next two games. According to the matching mechanism, the team we will be matched with must have lost a game, so we don't need to have psychological pressure, we can win."

"If you can advance tonight, if you still want to improve, at this stage, enhancing awareness and anticipation is more important than practicing hard skills."

"You need to understand the cooling time of each profession, each skill, and all special effects. The moment you see the opponent's status icon, you should know what skills the opponent has missed, and how long it will take for the next skill to be released. "

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Damn it! This needs a lot of brains!"

Floating Dream: "My God..."

"Just do your best, it's just a game, and you don't have to be so serious," Ji Lingzhou smiled, "I'll send you a detailed introduction video of all professional skills in the evening, I think it's very detailed, and the coping methods are also mentioned , just take a look."

Sheng Han: "Brother is so amazing~ Mmm~~"

Li Persimmon: "Come on! We must win the next two games! I am full of fighting spirit now! We must advance!!"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Advanced! To learn!...Hahaha, we seem to be the opposite of normal people. Others study for the sake of promotion, and we are promoted for the sake of learning."

Sheng Han: "Brother~Brother~ Now I can't win ten times~If I win nine~will my brother reward him~"

"Yes," Ji Lingzhou said softly, "I've already thought about what to reward my baby."

Sheng Han was shy: "Hey~ I'm looking forward to it~~"

·

Without any suspense, they won the next two games.

I don't know if it's the reason for the excitement, or it's just good luck. In short, it's a win, and it's worth being happy if you win.

Those three people were so excited that they almost wanted to hug each other through the screen, and then raised Ji Lingzhou over his head a few times, thanking him, no, a few words awakened the dreamer.

Ji Lingzhou: "I posted the title of the video on the team chat, you can just search it."

"Come on, come on~ See you tomorrow night~~" Sheng Han hurriedly bid farewell, "Tomorrow will be about [-] o'clock in the evening~ Tomorrow, I will play up to five games with my brother~ It should be over soon~ Let me go and accept my brother's reward~ Hehe ~Good night~~"

After turning off the computer, Sheng Han quickly washed up, and came to the door of Ji Lingzhou's bedroom full of expectations.

I don't know what reward I will get, I am a little nervous...

Sheng Han swallowed, entered the room with a beating heart, and found that Ji Lingzhou was standing by the bed, as if waiting for him, and on the bed... there were two familiar skirts.

It was the two that Ji Lingzhou bought for himself when I sent the picture at that time, and they were taken out of the box.

"Baby," Ji Lingzhou said softly, beckoning, "Come here."

Sheng Han walked over with one hand and one foot.

Ji Lingzhou: "Which one to wear, choose"

Sheng Han: "..."