Don't even want to fly with your wings on

Chapter 12: Hemorrhoids

When Bai Miao woke up, she felt that she was hugged by someone, and slowly raised her head to see Liang Zheng's face, she almost screamed out of fright.Trying to think back, I can't figure out what happened last night?

"I went to the bar yesterday and met Liang Zheng, then drank, and then!!!! Did I do anything irreparable!!! Did I lose my composure!!! And how did I lie in Liang Zheng's arms Inside? Do you have any liquor and thin Liang Yan after drinking !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Liang Zheng knew that the person in his arms had woken up when he felt the person in his arms gradually stiffen.

"Do you have a headache?" Liang Zheng's slightly hoarse voice just woke up from above his head, and Bai Miao was so frightened that he jumped up from the bed, "You you you!! Me, me, me!!! Did I do anything last night? What? No matter what I did, I didn't do it on purpose, I hope you don't hate and disgust me, I'm sorry to cause you trouble." He said deeply to Liang Zheng who was lying on the bed and was stunned by his actions. With a bow, he picked up his mobile phone and wallet on the bedside table and ran out of Liang Zheng's house in Liang Zheng's pajamas.

Liang Zheng looked at Bai Miao's back dumbfounded, and continued to lie back on the bed in a good mood. It doesn't matter if the rabbit ran away, and he would come back obediently.

Bai Miao has been trembling every day since he escaped from Liang Zheng. He was afraid that Liang Zheng would come to settle accounts with him. He asked Haicheng about the situation that night, and ordered Haicheng to repeat it completely. things, but he always had a feeling that he must have said something great.

Haicheng felt that it would be better for Bai Miao to voluntarily surrender himself to Liang Zheng to admit his mistakes. No matter how he stretches his head, a knife is still a knife, no matter whether it is life or death, he has to face it, right?But Bai Miao still dare not go to Liang Zheng, he is really afraid that Liang Zheng will tear him apart, he still wants to delay for a few more days, and the most important thing is that his life is a little darker these days, that is, , he is constipated! ! ! !

Stool is such an important thing in life, but he has been constipated for a long time. At the beginning, he diagnosed himself as getting angry. After eating three yellow tablets, bezoar supernatant, and bezoar detoxification, he still couldn’t defecate smoothly. Every time he pooped I feel that his chrysanthemum has experienced a brutal torture.

Bai Miao and Haicheng complained for several days, and Haicheng asked him if he had hemorrhoids?Bai Miao felt that even if there was a ten-thousandth possibility, he had to try it, so he asked Bai's mother to help him buy a Ma Yinglong.

That night, Bai Miao stuffed hemorrhoid cream into her chrysanthemums according to the instructions. After stuffing it in, Bai Miao heard "Aw!!!!" It's a mint refreshing type, so sour, I can't believe it!

In the end, Bai Miao couldn't take it anymore, so he went to the hospital and registered for the anorectal department. Just kidding, there was Liang Zheng in the surgery department, and he hadn't figured out how to face Liang Zheng yet. With his luck, he would definitely be blocked by Liang Zheng Let's face it, Liang Zheng couldn't let Liang Zheng see such an embarrassing scene!

In fact, Bai Miao is short-sighted, so many hospitals have to go to Liang Zheng's hospital to see hemorrhoids. So, everything in the world has its doom, and Bai Miao's doom is that his IQ is too low.

Bai Miao specifically asked Liang Zheng to go to the anorectal department to see the hemorrhoids on the rest day. When the sister nurse called Bai Miao's name and told him what to do in his order, Bai Miao felt her right eyelid twitching desperately.

When he saw Liang Zheng sitting behind the desk, Bai Miao seemed to see God waving to him! !God! ! !Why is life so hard!

"Hello! Please sit down!"

"Hehe, I... I won't sit down, I... I'm leaving first, see you, Dr. Liang!!"

"Come back! Do you want to see hemorrhoids? Come on, take off your pants!" Bai Miao watched as Liang Zheng put on medical gloves and walked towards her step by step, as if black and white evil spirits were killing each other!

"Come here!! Why are you running!! You're not seeing a doctor anymore?" Liang Zheng grabbed Bai Miao who had already run to the door with one hand, and grabbed him onto the small bed in the room without any effort.

"Liang Zheng, what are you doing!!! Don't take off my pants!! I will sue you for assaulting the police!!! You are not allowed to take off your uncle's!!!!" Bai Miao was like a stranded fish, struggling desperately with Liang Zheng fights, swears to protect his pants! !

"Be good! Let go! Let me show you, hemorrhoids can be big or small. If you are sick, treat them as soon as possible, otherwise you will have to undergo surgery. Be good~~~ Let me take off my pants!!"

"You...you wait!! Why are you here? Aren't you a surgeon? I clearly remember that I am on the account of Dr. Wang!! Don't take it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!”

Liang Zheng looked at the struggling little rabbit with disheveled hair and blushing face, grabbed his hands with one hand and put them on top of his head, restrained his kicking legs with one foot, and took off his pants slowly with the other hand , panties......

"Doctor Wang has something urgent to leave, I will lead the class. Be good~~don't move~~"

In fact, today should be Liang Zheng's rest day. He was temporarily called by the director of the department to attend the afternoon meeting. When he saw Bai Miao at the registration place in the lobby, he thought something was wrong with him. Later, he saw that he was registered in the anorectal department. No. waited outside Dr. Wang's office, so he paid attention.Just in time for Dr. Wang's mother's sudden cerebral congestion, Liang Zheng volunteered to help Dr. Wang with the rest of the work, in fact, just to see what happened to Bai Miao.

"Woo...you...you bastard...I won't watch it!!!"

Bai Miao felt that these few minutes were the longest moments in his life. He was carefully examined by Liang Zheng from inside to outside for 5 minutes, and he was asked countless questions that he couldn't answer at all!

Now Liang Zheng is sitting at the table writing medical records, Bai Miao is like a woman from a good family who has been raped by something, her eyes are red and she is wearing a belt, Liang Zheng looks back at Bai Miao, "Hehe, no matter how you look at this picture, it looks like me It's that bastard who eats everything and refuses to admit it!!"

"You are enough!!! What did you find out after checking for so long? Am I hemorrhoids??"

"No! You don't have hemorrhoids. Your acupoints are rosy in color, firm and elastic. The meat in your acupoints is tender and firm, hot and humid..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Called over to the nurse who came over to see the situation. The nurse was hit hard by Bai Miao. After she stabilized her figure, she looked at the smiling doctor Liang in the office. There was a chill behind her back, and she didn't dare to go in and call the next patient immediately. up.

Bai Miao ran to the gate of the hospital in one breath, the heat on her face never going down.

"Despicable and shamelessly dirty !!! Big pervert!!!! Dead haze !!! Don't let Xiaoye see you next time, and see you again .......................................................................................................................................................................................................am! !! Why is this!!!!!! Every time we meet, I am so ashamed!!!!"

Bai Miao complained and complained, and then the phone rang. She glanced at an unfamiliar number, "Hi! Hello! Bai Miao, who are you?"

"Miao Miao!" Liang Zheng's smiling voice came from the phone, and Bai Miao was like seeing a ghost, "How do you have my mobile phone number???"

"Bai Xuan gave it to me"

"Fuck, when did you two start working together???"

"Don't swear! I still have your coat with me, aren't you cold?"

Only then did Bai Miao feel that she was about to freeze to death and turned her head to go to the hospital, and said aggrievedly, "Did I do anything that night?"

"Hehe, what do you think you will do?"

"For example...forcibly kissing you?" Bai Miao asked desperately.

"Just you? Still want to kiss me?"

"What do you mean? You are looking down on me!! I am also a policeman, okay?! Rescuing cats and catching dogs is also a good exercise, okay?!" I didn't ask myself if I did something special that day, and then asked awkwardly, "Did I? Don't lie to me!!"

"No, you're good when you're drunk. You just confessed to me that you really like me. You liked me for eight years. You only fall asleep thinking about me every day. You miss me many times a day. You already like me so much that you can't extricate yourself. For so many years, I have been thinking about tea, food, and food..."

"Stop! Stop!!! Stop talking!! How could I say such nasty things!!!"

"Don't believe me? I have a recording here, let me play it for you?"

"Don't!!!!" Bai Miao's face was extremely pale, and his feelings were expressed in such a teasing tone by another party, and he was afraid that the other party would hate him, so now he was terribly afraid. "You... can you pretend that you haven't heard it?"

"Why?" Liang Zheng asked after a pause

"I...I don't want...to make you think I'm disgusting..."

"Fool, if I think you're disgusting, can I still see hemorrhoids?"

"Can you please stop mentioning hemorrhoids?!!!!"

"Hehe..." The voice in the microphone overlapped with the voice next to it. Bai Miao raised his head to look at Liang Zheng in front of him and the person who stood in front of the teaching building and rubbed his head that year. The man first put on his coat gently, then raised his hand and rubbed his head, "Forget it if you're so cute!"

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