[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"Are you there?"

LEGO Iron Man texts Murphy.

"I'll test whether the artificial intelligence passed to you works well."

"Busong, I know you're watching, go and call Murphy."

Boob: "Hello, the artificial intelligence Purson is at your service. How can I help you?"

Lego Iron Man raised his hand on the screen, paused, and repeated patiently: "Go and call Murphy."

Bubu: "Hello, we have found 29456 results related to 'Murphy' for you. Are you looking for 'Murphy's Law'?"

"What? No, is Murphy there? Call your master Murphy for me, thank you!"

"The nearest muffin shop is 1.6 kilometers away from you. Would you like to order?"

Tony: "..." He said to his artificial intelligence, "Friday, when will you communicate with it. If this continues, even if it's just a computer, it may be sacked at any time."

Friday: "Yes sir, if I get the chance, I will pass it on for you."

Pepper next to him saw his expression and said clearly, "Are you arguing with the president's artificial intelligence again?"

Tony corrected her: "This is not a quarrel, it is a one-sided condemnation. I have never seen such a brazen artificial intelligence pretending to be mentally retarded. It was transmitted to the real universe for me on Friday, and a data packet was damaged during the process. So as you can see, boob now has no idea who is Murphy's friend and who is his enemy, it took me years to teach him not to pretend to be artificial to Murphy's friends - like me Mentally retarded, and then found out today that all the effort was in vain."

Little Pepper suppressed a smile and said, "Bobu treats everyone equally."

"Yes," Tony rolled his eyes, "ignoring everyone except Murphy equally."

Murphy didn't find more than a dozen messages sent to him by Lego Iron Man until he got home at night.It's nothing important, otherwise the other party wouldn't be free to fight back and forth with Boo Boo.

"Boob," he called himself the artificial intelligence Bu Song's nickname, "I'll give you a list of names, and you add these people to the white list."

"Okay, sir." Boob replied immediately, keenly aware of what he had done wrong before, "Is Lego Iron Man on the list?"

"exist."

"Okay, I'll go and apologize to him." Its synthetic voice package sounded pathetic, "Also Miss Friday let me tell you that she rented the real-universe Avengers alliance in the process of uploading my data package." server."

Murphy was taking off his suit jacket, and he paused when he heard the words: "'Rent'? Does she have authorization?"

"It's authorized by Lego Iron Man." Boo Boo said, "Miss Friday doesn't think there's any difference, but please let me come and say hello to you."

"...so what has the Avengers got to lose?"

Bubu inquired and replied: "Half a month ago, Fulian Building had a power outage for more than 10 minutes." It said in a surprised tone, "I was sent here in only 10 minutes, and their network is so fast! Can we make one too?"

"No." Murphy said ruthlessly, "No money."

Boob: "Oh."

It sent an emoticon package to LEGO Friday: Desperate, family. jpg, my master is too difficult, and so am I.

Immediately afterwards, Murphy took the hung clothes and walked to the closet. Boo Boo was dual-purpose, and graciously opened the electronic door for him.

Yes, wardrobes and even electronic doors.

Although the President of Lego City is so poor that he can only pay the rent quarterly, his room has a strong sense of technology, and most of the home appliances use smart homes that far exceed the average level of human technology in civilian use—because they are all put together one by one. Yes, you can't buy it outside, it's cheap and easy to use.The point is to be useful, not to save money.

More than a week ago, Murphy built a radar with anti-contact warning on the west side, north side and southeast corner of the Gotham City area, in case despicable Gotham criminals are lying to him, or drifting to other cities The Phantom Zone key kills the carbine.So there are three black and red eyes of Sauron underground in Gotham, which are distributed in a triangle and cover the whole city, hoping not to scare the members of the Bat Heroes who happened to pass by one day.

Part of the materials were collected from the garden of the Poison Ivy girl's hometown, and the other half were moved from a certain stronghold of the clown.These guys are all in Arkham now, and it may take a long time before they realize that there is something missing in their crime den.

Then he bought a sightseeing boat ticket and visited several famous sightseeing spots on Gotham Bay. Unsurprisingly, he found that half of the spots were related to the surname Wayne, and the other half were related to Batman.Then he took the train and left the city like every ordinary tourist, and first went to New York State to register the Lego company.

The reason for choosing New York State is that on the one hand, it is relatively close to Gotham and is in the eastern part of the United States. On the other hand, it is because New York State is different from other places. Registering a company here only requires an annual inspection every two years, that is to say Save one year of annual inspection fees than other states.He has already prepared all the registration fees required in the application process. After all, the efficiency of the big city government is not bad, and the review was approved within a few working days.

So Murphy successfully became the shell boss of a shell company.

When registering, he still used a fake identity, which was fabricated for him by the almighty artificial intelligence Bubu who hacked into the government system.

As for Morpeth Murphy, the No. 1 fake identity that has been heard by Batman and the Gotham Police Department, he set up that he once studied at the Economics School of a small Eastern European university, and that he was traveling after graduating from a Ph.D. Passing by Gotham, he even emphasized to the police that he was looking for a job.

Then it is not incomprehensible for a poor graduate with a little bit of bad luck to join a newly established company that looks rather suspicious!

And what does the president of Lego City behind the company have to do with me, Morpeth Murphy?

To this end, he also solemnly registered a new account on LinkedIn, made a completely fabricated job resume, and coupled with the pre-set recruitment and interview process, this disguise was fully activated.

After that, as the newly appointed CEO and CFO of LEGO, Murphy took out his false identity No. 1, and at the request of the boss behind him, who did not exist at all, went to the Daily Bugle to buy a copy of his company's toys. advertising space.

When he first came to Gotham, he posted on the superhero forum, and he got very few replies and basically knew Batman himself.Murphy deeply felt that no matter which universe the residents needed visual stimulation, simple photos were still too perfunctory.

This time he asked Lego Batman to shoot a short video of Lego Justice League Family Carnival that lasted more than a minute.

The video of Lego City is transmitted to the real universe with a somewhat compressed quality, which looks like a stop-motion animation made by Murphy's toy figure, rather than a real-life role-playing.

He posted the video on Youtube. The video site has a mechanism for recommending newcomers and rewarding views. In just two days, the number of views exceeded [-].

Leveraging this shareholder style, the Bugle Daily's advertisements were also effective. When we met again a few days later, the newspaper owner J. Jonah Jameson looked at Murphy as if he had changed from looking at a social idler to In addition to appreciating the rising star in the business world, the attitude of dialogue with him is much more gentle.

Peter Parker, a Daily Bugle employee, treated him as friendly as ever.Murphy recognized him as Spider-Man. To be honest, the Spider-Man in the two universes is not much different at all, and they seem to be poor and unlucky.

This made Murphy, who had fallen into a trough in his life recently, feel sorry for him, so he offered to invite him to dinner when he passed by the Bugle Daily the next day.

The location is a fast food restaurant, and the price is moderate. New York City is very peaceful recently, and Peter has a good impression of Murphy. He didn't shirk the idea of ​​paying AA system after dinner.The big screen in the dining room randomly plays popular YouTube videos every day. When Murphy looked up, he found that it was playing an advertisement for his own toys, which shows that Lego has indeed become popular during this period.

The quality of the short video is excellent, and Peter's eyes were drawn to it while waiting for the meal.

But he looked at it for a while, seemed to think of something, turned his head and lowered his voice and whispered to Murphy: "I don't mean to offend, but your company boss doesn't like Batman very much, does he?"

Murphy looked at him deeply.

Do you know what you are talking about?

The director of this short video is Batman himself!