[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"No such thing." Murphy asked while cutting the burger with a table knife, "Why do you think so?"

"Isn't it?"

After getting along these few days, Peter felt that Murphy was much easier to get along with than he seemed. After complaining about the prices in New York together, Spider-Man quickly discovered that Murphy is actually a very interesting and gentlemanly person.

He is handsome and has a wealth of knowledge. He has many unpopular skills at his fingertips. He doesn't value status when interacting with people. He is also very good at talking with people. He knows a thing or two about topics of any level.Peter felt that no one could refuse to be friends with Murphy after getting acquainted.

It's just that sometimes the other party's aura is too strong... For example, everyone in the store is cutting hamburgers now, and only Murphy is holding the same tableware, as if sitting in the White House or standing in front of the operating table.

"I'm not the only one who said that. Murphy, did you know your boss before you joined the job?"

Murphy shook his head: "I just arrived in the United States not long ago, and Lego was the first company I joined."

This is not a lie, he took over Lego City as soon as he transmigrated. After so many years of hard work, he has no idea of ​​changing careers and no chance of changing jobs.

"Then," Peter thought for a while, "does your company have superhero authorization?"

"Yes." Murphy put down the knife and fork with an upright expression, and immediately became a news broadcast template, "I still have Batman's autograph, do you want to see it?"

Peter gasped, "Can you?"

"When I bring it out to you next time, I put the power of attorney in the company."

"So, uh, if your boss doesn't hate Batman—"

"I heard they have a good relationship."

"Okay, so why is Lego Batman so different from the rumored Batman?"

They looked at each other across the table.

Murphy thought to himself, how do I know?

He tried to find positive examples of the good relationship between the Lego boss and Lego Batman: "Look, in this short film of 30 minute and 16 seconds, Batman appeared for [-] minute and [-] seconds."

On the TV screen in the restaurant, the opening scene was a relaxed and cheerful BGM. The singer sang to the beat: "It's time to have some fun~ The good guys win and the bad guys hide~ In the city, I'm patrolling like an enthusiastic person~"

After the wide-angle shot of LEGO City's Gotham City, the camera focuses on LEGO Batman walking the streets and helping those around him.People cheered after the difficulty was solved, and a group of children booed around the Lego Batmobile, and Lego Batman stood on the car and threw them blind boxes of gifts.

Peter: "I don't think this BGM fits well with the rumored Gotham City, what do you think? It would be better to replace it with the background music of Resident Evil or The Return of the Clown."

Murphy coughed: "Actually, I wanted to use heavy metal at first. But that's too noisy, and it's a bit overwhelming."

Immediately afterwards, Lego Wonder Woman's voice came from behind Lego Batman in the video: "Hera's beanie! What are you doing here, Batman? Oh, be careful, your streamers sprayed on my head... ..."

The camera gives a wobbly close-up of Lego Girls.

"I'm filming our promotional video, Heroine! Are the others here?"

Lego Green Lantern and Lego Flash push their way from behind the Batmobile.

"Go away, you are blocking my camera!"

"What? Remember, according to today's lottery result, I am the chairman of the league. What's your opinion?"

LEGO Superman flies over and pulls them apart: "Don't fight. We have a saying that it rains when a boar and a dog fight..."

Heroine: "I guarantee by my mother Hippolyta's hairnet, no one can understand your proverbs, Superman."

Lego Cyborg passing by: "Huh? Is there any promotional video for me?"

"The filming is over." The camera was swung back to point at Lego Batman (Aquaman's voice came faintly from behind: What about me? What about me?!), and the alliance consultant who is also a part-time director said ruthlessly, "There is no part for you in the future. "

"how come?"

"Excuse me Batman, I look super handsome today."

"But I managed to fly back from space!"

"Batman is right."

There was a quarrel.

"I'm the director and I have the final say." Lego Batman pointed condescendingly, "And you didn't call me at the Zhenglian party last time, who was in charge of notifying? You? Or you? Or you, you, you?" Those who pointed to showed guilty expressions.

Another burst of flash, finally focused on Batman's face.He said: "Anyway, they buy Lego, and it's all for me."

In the end, the sound of the BGM suddenly became louder, the screen went black, and a striking Lego logo and purchase website appeared in the middle.

There is also a list of producers at the back, and the director's name is indeed Lego Batman.

Murphy also looked through the comments at the bottom of the video. Most people thought that LEGO made a reasonable second creation under the premise of authorization. Although it was ooc, it was quite cute.

'It's just a toy company after all!It is impossible to do a special restoration. If you want to restore it, just read the newspaper. '

There are also audiences who comfort those who feel that it is detrimental to the image of Chaoying:

'My little nephew grew up in Gotham and he used to be terrified of Batman, but yesterday he told me he wanted a LEGO Batman minifigure.I think this is not without positive significance for establishing the superhero image in children's minds. '

Another asked: 'My daughter wants to buy LEGO Wonder Woman and LEGO Flash!May I ask when the order will arrive? '

That is to say, overall, the online and offline reviews are good, and Murphy respected Lego Batman's opinion and did not make any changes.

Murphy's fan friend Spiderman showed a complicated expression.

What I didn't say out of politeness was: I don't understand, but I was greatly shocked.

"The video is really interesting, and the sales will definitely increase." He said sincerely, "Do you have any plans to make a character in the Avengers series? I mean, I like Spider-Man, if you plan to license him , I can give you some character references. Lego Batman is cute, but I guess Spider-Man wants to make his image more handsome."

I always feel that there is fear of the unknown in Peter's tone.

Of course, Murphy has the authorization of LEGO Spider-Man. He didn't want to discuss in depth, so he turned the dessert fork to change the subject: "Yes, I have just joined the company for a few days. I will contact you after I get familiar with you. I plan to go shopping in the next two days. Go to New York. Do you know where is more dangerous? I'd better avoid it."

——I want to go deep into the tiger's den and prostitute a wave of materials to see if the key to the Phantom Zone is here.

"I can mark you on the map." As one of the signs of New York, Spiderman stood up without hesitation, "I heard that you have been to Gotham before, although New York is always compared with Gotham City , but actually I don’t think our place is that bad, the law and order has improved a lot in the past two years..."

"boom--"

Before Peter finished speaking, there was an explosion in the back kitchen of the fast food restaurant.

Murphy: "..."

Peter was stunned for a moment, and from a practical point of view, he said, "Did the exhaust pipe explode? Let's call the police first, and then I'll take a look."

There was continuous gunfire from the back kitchen.

The experienced American people immediately realized what was going on, and in the chaos people started shouting and running out of the restaurant.

Murphy calmly ate the last bite of dessert, and then said, "It doesn't sound like a pipe exploded."

Sure enough, FLAG will always defeat the laws of reality.

Annoyance flashed across Peter's face. He stared at Murphy for two seconds, pulled him up and ran out, and said as he ran, "I suddenly remembered that Aunt May asked me to go back to dry the clothes after six o'clock. I'm sorry. But I really have to go and see Murphy tomorrow!!"

After leaving the restaurant, he let go of his hand and ran away to no man's land at a speed that ordinary people could hardly catch up with.Murphy has only been in New York for a few days, and he is still not familiar with the area other than his rented house, so he stopped after two steps following the inertia.

Well now there are two options.

One is to pretend nothing happened and leave the trouble to the passing Spider-Man or any superhero passing by.

The second is to find a way to help Peter Parker who is not prepared for going out to dinner with him.

Murphy chose the second option without much hesitation.

He used to develop the habit of acting cautiously due to bad luck, and he almost never lay down and tried every means to improve his strength.It's not about being a hermit with nothing to do, it's about having more options when needed.

Lego Spider-Man was his friend, and Spider-Man now is.

He is willing to help his friends and has the ability to do so.

One of the most important rules of success is - "God bless the brave".

**

"'Bless the Brave,' my dad used to say that to me," said LEGO Batman. "Well done Murphy, that's exactly what Batman needs to do. You can go to Walmart in this, too. President, they might give you some extra coupons."

Murphy: "It doesn't have to be."

With Boo Boo, it is much more convenient to contact Murphy in Lego City. For example, residents in the city can send messages to the artificial intelligence directly from their mobile phones, and then Boo Boo will relay it to its owner.In this way, Murphy's signal booster, which looks like a ruby ​​ring, is not very useful, and it is usually only used on important occasions for appearance.

Spider-Man went to find a place to change his uniform, and Murphy also took out the Lego Batman vest that he had put aside for a long time.

He can't continue to use the clown's body in this kind of occasion, fearing that it will become a point of fire between the two sides on the spot.It’s just that the description of Lego Batman is: “Who is the well-deserved protagonist of the DC series? Who is the traffic code for derivative works? Of course it is Batman!”

Referring to the rules of the system, Murphy felt that it was recommending to Murphy in a different way: 'You really don't plan to visit Wal-Mart wearing a vest at all, do you? '

Please also consider the mood of Batman in the real universe!

Murphy verbally rejected the proposal, but he turned on the Walkman honestly, which was the kind of loud loudspeaker device that square dancers and aunts liked very much.

The restaurant is now empty and in disarray except for the small TV hanging above the reception desk which is still working and has switched from Lego commercials to the evening news.

It just so happened that there was a section about the Justice League recently defeating a group of aliens who invaded the earth with evil intentions, and Batman made a great contribution, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.In the broadcast screen next to it, there are several main members of the Justice League being interviewed on Earth. The Gotham vigilante has a deadpan expressionless murderous look, which can scare children to tears.

The news anchor's efforts to create a dignified atmosphere have failed.

Because the sound of heavy metal rock in the restaurant overwhelmed everything, the gangster in the back kitchen who wanted to raise his gun to shoot was shaken by the shock. The bullet left the barrel and jingled through several rows of pots and pans, hitting the bat thrown by Murphy. dart.

Murphy took the opportunity to kick down two or three dazed gangsters, and dragged Spider-Man who was also in a daze out of the danger zone: "Pay attention to your feet, kid, are you an adult? Are you an adult? Then there is no gift. Get out of the way now, hand over here." Give me."

Zhenglian consultants in Lego City sang along with the BGM broadcast: "Who has the coolest equipment? Batman!"

"Who is riding a black technology car? Batman!"

"Boob, are you with the president? Let's add some lighting effects, thank you!"

The author has something to say:

Boob: Which artificial intelligence can do this kind of thing!Oh, it's from Lego Batman's house, that's fine.