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"Lego official set self-slap face? "

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Reporter: Anyway, it's not Clark Kent who skipped work;

: With the release of the Lego movie, I believe everyone is already familiar with the superhero characters linked by the Lego company.

Lego Batman once said in the movie that 'he will never use colors other than black on the bat series equipment', but in the new advertisement "Bat Machine Support Super League VS Doom Day" that Lego City launched over New York yesterday, the Each of the three bat machines has a different color. What is going on?Let the editor take you to understand it below.

Yesterday was the premiere day of The Lego Movie. In the evening, a grand light show appeared on the Atlantic coast. As a super villain familiar to the residents of the metropolis, Doomsday also came to New York Times Studios by chance to participate in this film. promotional activities.

Fortunately, the Avengers were preparing to host a welcome party for Thor that day, and all members gathered in New York and arrived on the scene in time, and no one or building was harmed during the battle.

The battle ended at six o'clock in the evening, and five heavyweight heroes, Doctor Strange, Superman, Wonder Woman, Thor, and Shazam, left the scene first, sending Doomsday back to their hometown prison.

Three bat machines of the same model on Lego's official website made their finale debut, and they were long overdue.Here are photos I found online:

[Transparent glass material, like the bat machine of Disney's escaped princess.jpg]

[Light gray restores the original texture of the industrial wind bat machine.jpg]

【Colorful Tangram Children's Toy Wind Bat Machine.jpg】

You may be surprised, how could the Lego company face its own official settings?

Or is there a deeper reason that other people don't know about?

But the fact is that this is the case, and the editor is also very surprised.This is about the self-slap in the face on the premiere day of LEGO. What do you think, please tell the editor in the comment area to discuss together!

Murphy closed the web page of the Planet Daily's online entertainment special page, and commented pertinently: "The generator doesn't make sense, and they can't just mess up like this once the reporter Superman leaves. The resolution of the photos of the three bat machines is quite high. Didn't Lego buy the daily sailors?"

Bubu: "No, when did you spend such unjust money?"

At this time, Murphy was sitting in his house in New York, drinking coffee leisurely.

After returning to a civilized area with a signal from the wilderness last night, Bubu listened to the notification sound of the iPhone in his ear: "Boom boom boom... You have 31 missed calls and 99 unread messages."

Murphy looked down, and half of them were sent by his brother who had a good relationship with him in the IRS.

The other party's tone was not in a hurry at the beginning: "Murphy? Are you there? Our boss said that you lost contact with him. He is very mentally retarded. Didn't you just reply to my message?"

I haven't read it for more than 10 minutes, and my mood is gradually tense: "Murphy? Are you busy? I heard that you are talking about work with Batman now. Either you squeak, or you let Bat squeak?"

I haven't read it for another 10 minutes, and my tone is gradually rushing, and I have divided a sentence into many paragraphs:

"Murphy!"

"Help!"

"My boss is very angry, not because I scolded him just now!"

"You never talk back!"

"The armed forces of the IRS are going to storm the Lego company downstairs!"

"You will thank me, buddy, I helped you get rid of Jin Bin and his first subordinate. But why did your toy company become enemies with Jin Bin? He didn't ask you to discuss cooperation, did he?

Your company is not really involved in arms smuggling and money laundering, is it?If it is true, your ally Jin is not terrible, unlike me, I only care about your annual income bro. "

There are still a bunch of unreads in the back, Murphy didn't look carefully, and first greeted other Chaoying on the battlefield, expressing that he was in a hurry to take a step ahead.

At that time, although Doctor Strange mysteriously disappeared with a group of superheroes, it seemed that he had nothing to do with Lego. Others couldn't think of a reason to keep Murphy, so they had to watch him disappear into the end of sight in the night.

After returning home, Murphy changed the clothes that had rolled in the sand, washed and slept, and after reading the newspaper the next morning, he pretended to be very busy and sent a message back to the IRS: "Thank you for your hard work. .”

The other person replied in seconds, as if he hadn't slept all night: "It's nothing hard or hard. In fact, it's not just Jin Bin who we stopped."

Murphy: "?"

Long input: "I also met Professor Lizard who came out for shopping, and we persuaded him to go back. The CIA found sixteen bugs of unknown origin and three bombs installed by the Ten Commandments Gang upstairs.

After afternoon tea, I had a few rounds with the League of Assassins.In the evening, Osborne Industries contacted you for business cooperation. You know they are engaged in biochemistry, right?LEGO has a lot of friends. Is this going to expand business?Hahaha. "

Murphy: "Hahaha, I have this plan."

"Shut up! Why did Darkseid buy your toys!"

"I don't know, you can ask him."

"What does Osborne Industries want you to do!"

"I don't know. I haven't seen Norman Osborn."

"Where's the bomb and the League of Assassins?!"

"As a law-abiding citizen, my personal safety is not guaranteed in the United States. Whose responsibility is this? Can I complain to the government?"

The IRS liaison chokes.Murphy switched the chat box to care for his employees, and found that they ate and drank well under heavy protection yesterday, and they were not frightened at all, except that Miss Hope from the finance department complained that the IRS brought snacks every time they came to the door. The time came too often and she gained two catties.

In addition, there is also a harmonious scene on the Internet.The IMDb score of the big movie is currently 8.0, and it should drop to about 7 in the later stage. The rating of Rotten Tomatoes is around 85%. Everyone has no special requirements for the depth of thought expressed in the family carnival movies of all ages, at least special effects, performance effects and music. etc. are good enough.

The ratings of movies in Lego City are actually lower than those in the real universe. Due to the large number of competing products in Lego City, the public does not feel that the plot of the movie has compromised for teenagers and children.

For example, an adult said: "I am the father of three children! The TV shows I usually watch are in this style!"

So their requirements will be more stringent.

There are also some reasons for low scores that are particularly strange. A comment on a certain website said: "I am a Batman fan, this is the only Batman I have seen that did not show the death of Batman's neighbor Bruce Wayne's parents Movie……

I went to the cinema just to see this classic shot, and the writer and director completely ruined it. "

The comment got a personal reply from LEGO Batman: "Shut up! You're fired from your fandom. Where's the webmaster? Help me ban this guy."

Murphy connected to Lego City's network across the universe and replied under the comment: "Zhenglian has returned to Earth?"

"No." Lego Batman is obviously searching intensively, and this time he replied immediately, "We are in Centaur now, and their staple food is a special kind of seafood, which tastes like boiled oysters with cola, but I think it tastes good .”

[This reply is suspected to involve inappropriate content and has been reported, please check carefully. 】

"President, I know the whistleblower must be you. Are you working overtime again? Why are you working overtime every time we want to introduce you to delicious or interesting things?"

Whose problem is this? !And today is obviously a working day, so those who skip work are heretics!

They chatted under the movie review like no one else was there, and immediately attracted a row of melon-eating audiences who came to take a group photo.

Murphy had to switch the software to open the private chat, and began to explain the business:

"I sent Jason back first. It is impossible for him to study seriously in Damian, and Damian can stay with me to do homework.

However, yesterday in the real universe Doomsday came out of the phantom zone and is now missing. The movie will be released in the past two days, and the Lego Brainiac trial will start in half a month. I am very busy and have no time to deal with Lego City-so you When does the tour end?Any news on the escaped clown? "

"Alfred said that he turned on the parental mode and locked Jason's mobile phone. Now everyone can only stay in the Batcave obediently. The butler of Wayne Manor is really strict. Besides, Zhenglian is not traveling."

"You have."

"Well, no news. But no news is the best news. This time he can't seize the opportunity to go to the real universe. It's just a little trouble. Director Gordon can handle it. We're going to the next planet, tonight See Murphy."

LEGO Batman's head goes dark.

Boob: "Then he won't be able to write a reply to the comments he doesn't like for a long time."

The vile comment about missing Bruce Wayne's parents has even made it to the front page.

Now that LEGO is working together to catch fish, Murphy can only contact LEGO Gotham City Police Chief Gordon who is working hard: "James, have you found the clown?"

"Greetings! Your Excellency! I have not received any news about the clown."

In Lego City, Director Gordon typed with one hand while eating a donut, "It seems that he has made up his mind this time not to give any prompts until he completes the plan. But besides Batman, the target of the Joker is you, Mr. Murphy, Don't you have the slightest idea of ​​what he's about to do?"

"how do I……"

Just as Murphy was about to reply, Bubu said beside him, "Look, Murphy, there is an investigation progress here! The Eye of Heaven will send you an email! Oh, it turns out that it is the Eye of Heaven in the real universe."

It wrinkled its face and showed a disgusted expression, "I'm sorry, let me take a closer look... They invited the president of Lego City or the CEO of Lego Company, Mr. Morpeth Murphy, to the headquarters of the Sky Eye Society——

It's about a couple of superheroes who went missing during the Doomsday battle.They got a, uh, $2000 billion ransom note from Lego this morning? "

At the end of the reading, the voice of the artificial intelligence became smaller and smaller, and asked cautiously: "Did you just say yesterday that this matter has nothing to do with Lego?"