[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"Ahhhhh!!"

Doctor Strange was awakened by Shazam's screams.Before waking up, he was dreaming, dreaming of Dormammu, the ruler of the dark dimension, Seratok, the ruler of the deep red universe, Darkseid, the god of the apocalypse, and the guardian of the phantom zone——

A signal indicator that looks like a mahjong eight-tube, gathered at a table to play cards and scolded the earthlings for what kind of rubbish they sent to their territory today.

In the dream, Doctor Strange stood aside for some reason, watching Dormammu absent-mindedly lose the first three games and was about to lose the fourth.

The doctor was in a daze, unaware that he was dreaming, and just about to remind him that Selatok next to him was cheating, when he was shocked by Shazam's shout.

Immediately afterwards, thinking of his dream just now and what he planned to do in the dream, he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat, suspecting that this was some kind of ominous omen.

——So why is the Guardian of the Phantom Zone an eight-tube?

He opened his eyes suddenly, and found that he was in a dark cell with his hands bound, and Shazam's shout came from the next cell.

Wonder Woman's slightly nervous voice came from afar: "Shazam? Is that you? Are you okay?!"

Diana is there too, where is Doomsday now?

Doctor Strange thought to himself, could it be that he teleported in the wrong direction under the interference of Dormammu, and encountered a new enemy as a result?

"I'm fine, oh, look carefully, I seem to be fine." Shazam sounded a little calmer.

Doctor Strange asked, "What was your name?"

"I found out that someone had cut a round hole in the sole of my shoe and almost thought I hurt my heel all together. How are you all?"

In the empty cell, responses from Wonder Woman, Superman, and Thor came one after another. It seems that there are only five of them locked up here.

Doctor Strange was fixed on the chair, first tried to use magic to get out of trouble, and was not surprised to see no response around him.

If magic was easy to use, Shazam wouldn't just stay in place and just yell. Superman and the others didn't get out of trouble, which means that other superpowers don't work either. This place looks ordinary, but in fact it has a lot of mystery.

Then he had a hard time seeing the soles of his shoes in an awkward position, and said, "I have holes in my shoes too, why is that?"

"Damn." Thor cursed in Asgardish, "My boots are not made of ordinary materials, how did they do that?"

Wonder Woman said: "I want to know the purpose more than knowing the method."

"Uh." Superman, who had been silent for a while and didn't express his opinion, coughed heavily, "I think I can answer you instead of the person who kidnapped us, Diana, the holes in the soles of our feet are obviously used to step on Lego."

A silence.

Sometimes knowing too much is not a good thing, especially knowledge related to the nature of the universe, which can easily lead people into delirium and madness.

Doctor Strange avoided thinking about it, but for now he had to face it.The current supreme mage looked down at his round feet, his angular trapezoidal body, the red robe that was placed under his buttocks, and——

His hands behind his back touched each other tremblingly.

Is there a possibility that he can't use magic because he lost his five fingers?

The healthy and flexible fingers that were taken away by a car accident were brought back by magic.

And now it's fucking taken away by Lego again.

Superman is still trying to explain: "Can't you see it? There are many round bumps on the ground that come with Lego bricks, which correspond to the concave parts under our feet.

I don’t know if you guys have ever played Lego toys, but I bought the limited-edition Hall of Justice for Superboy and sent a Lego Superman minifigure, which relies on the grooves under its feet to stand firmly on Lego buildings..."

"Thank you, I understand." Doctor Strange interrupted him, "But I have never paid attention to Lego, let alone bought their products. Have you all spent money on this company?"

Thunder God said calmly: "No."

Wonder Woman acted as if nothing had happened: "No."

Shazam stammered a bit: "No, no."

Doctor Strange seemed to hear [Congratulations, three of your teammates have joined your 'anti-Lego' team. ], he woke up from the nightmare and dreamed of eight tubes, and his tense mind relaxed a little: "It seems that the next thing is to be explained to us by you, Superman."

Thor asked seriously: "I heard that the Lego company has magicians, and Kryptonians don't have magic resistance. Do you think it has something to do with his buying Lego?"

Wonder Woman replied: "Hera's three-cornered nightcap, hey, I think you have a point."

"Odin's beard! Don't talk like Lego, Diana, you scared me, I thought my teammate was swapped."

Doctor Strange listened to their nonchalant jokes without any tension, and felt the veins throbbing in his temples, as if there were a hundred Sangongmen tap dancing in it.

Shazam next door yelled again: "Hey ladies and gentlemen! I have a new discovery! My cell is on the side, as long as I rub against the wall, I can see the poster hanging on the cell door! Let me see that it says What... um!"

With a 'bang' sound, Shazam's chair fell to the ground due to too much movement.

He fell down and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, I'll lie down for a while, don't worry about me. The poster says-'Welcome to Lego City'."

Doctor Strange had the feeling that the second boot had finally hit the ground.He had expected this long ago, and was not very surprised when he heard this: "Is there anything else?"

"Let me take a look. This poster was just pasted up, and there is an old one underneath, with the words 'Honorary Leader of the Legion of Doom and President of Lego City...' on the exposed corner, and I can't see it behind."

As soon as Shazam finished speaking, the others reacted and answered quickly:

"Legion of Doom?"

"President of Lego City?"

"What's going on? This is Lego City's prison? Why are they kidnapping us?"

"I don't think the president of Lego City is a bad guy. Well, even though it's true now."

"Dang, clang, clang!" At this moment, there was a sound of fireworks exploding outside the door, and a LEGO clown wearing a purple suit and exaggerated lipstick walked in with a streamer, next to the clown Harley holding party fireworks , "Everyone! It's great to see you in the Legion of Doom! How is it? Do you feel short of breath and tired, or have the urge to look up and laugh?"

Doctor Strange asked calmly, "Should we have it?"

"No." The Lego clown said, "I didn't do anything. If you feel the above, it is purely because of the lack of oxygen in the brain after staying in the airtight underground for too long, and the excessive secretion of adrenaline due to emotional stress. The jokes I told were amused.

Hahaha!In any case, you must have fully understood the current situation.That's right, five superheroes from the real universe, you were kidnapped by me! "

"I'm here to shoot the blackmail video, Harley, where is the camera you were asked to take?"

"I'm holding the pudding!" Lego Harley Quinn threw away the fireworks in her hand, took out the camera and tripod from her arms, and handed them over.

The Lego Clown quickly put them in front of him, and said to Shazam who was closest to the door: "Come on, have a laugh!"

The flashing lights were instantly connected, and the five cells shared one light in the corridor. Doctor Strange half-closed his eyes to resist the sudden strong light, and then asked, "Who do you want money from?"

"Of course whoever cares about you will pay for it."

"So we are now locked in the prison of Lego City." Superman found that the clown was particularly easy to talk to. "I heard that you have a good relationship with the president here. Is this related to him?"

"Hey." The Lego Clown stopped taking pictures, the corners of his mouth were raised high, he turned around with a weird smile and put his head on the railing of Superman's cell, "What do you want to ask? For example, is he directing this matter?" of?"

Superman was not frightened by the change in his expression, and his tone was still very friendly: "I never doubt what your friend means, um, although you are a clown, so this sentence sounds a bit strange.

But there's a poster on the wall just to the right of your head that says 'Honorary Captain of the Legion of Doom and Master of LEGO City'. "

The Lego Clown turned his head suspiciously, and then, under Shazam's gaze, he pressed back the upturned part of the lower left corner of the new poster "Welcome to Lego City" as if nothing had happened: "You didn't see anything."

Lego Harley whispered beside him: "I think they saw everything, Mr. J."

"Okay! Okay! Let me tell you the truth!" The Lego clown turned and pressed the tripod and said, "This matter has nothing to do with the president, do you know why? We—the Legion of Doom announced to rebel from today!

In addition to kidnapping you to obtain financial support from the real universe, Luthor and I also have a secret about the president.

If he doesn't want to expose himself, it's best not to help any superhero in the real universe. "

"Harry, add this to the blackmail letter as well."

"No problem dear."

"You guys." At this moment, the clown started filming Doctor Strange, and Wonder Woman asked in deliberation, "Have you broken up with the President of Lego City?"

"This is a story about friendship, love and betrayal. Anyway, yes, we broke up, ma'am." The Lego Clown wiped the corner of his eye hypocritically.

Superman had to remind him: "You wiped your eye makeup off."

"Anyway, I wish you a happy stay in the cell of the Legion of Doom~ I'm going to contact the real universe, let's take a step first hahaha!" The Lego clown grabbed the Harley Quinn with one hand and ran away with the camera in the other.

Thor looked at his back: "How likely do you think he is in a hurry to go to the dressing room?"

Doctor Strange: "I think it's more important for us to study how to escape. Superman, is there any difference between the Lego clown you saw just now and the clown in the Lego company store in the real universe?"

"Yes." Superman replied, "He looks about the same as the last Lego clown minifigure."

Thunder God muttered: "Is this thing actually divided into versions?"

"I don't think Lego Clown is worried about our escape. There is no electricity on the cell door, and there are no cameras around here. Maybe we can easily escape if we get the chance."

Having said that, losing their superpowers and growing deviant hands and feet, it will be a big difficulty for them even if they want to break free from the rope.

After an unknown number of hours passed, the cell door was opened again, and an ordinary clown gang member in prison uniform came in to deliver food to them.

Eating is bound to untie the rope.

Wonder Woman deliberately strikes up a conversation with this Lego clown who knows nothing, and takes the opportunity to knock him out halfway through the chat.At this time, the door of her cell had not been closed, and the road ahead could be described as smooth——

As a result, the dignified Amazon princess, the socket of the sole of the walking shoe was not aligned with the protrusion, tripped on the flat ground, and could not get up after climbing for a long time.

Well, retract the foreword.

This is no smooth road.

Obviously, it was deliberately aimed at the superheroes of the real universe.

At the same time in another universe, Tianyanhui received the video, audio and blackmail letter edited by the Lego Clown.

In the screen, the superheroes are automatically transcoded under the restrictions of the rules of the universe. In the eyes of everyone, there is no change in appearance, and it seems that they have not suffered any damage. There are not even collars or handcuffs specially used to restrain superpowers.

So much so that Tianyanhui's first reaction was exactly the same as the IRS's thought when they heard that Darkseid bought Lego: "That's it? Can this lock up five superheroes? Did the Lego company team up with superheroes to cheat money?"