[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

In the conference room of the real universe, the relevant people are seated separately.

"Strange." Trevor, the director of the Sky Eye Society, turned on the projector and watched the video sent by the Lego Clown again. "Why did he and the Harley Quinn wear a plastic Lego headgear when they were talking? Could it be to cover up their true appearance? And the kidnapper wasn't actually a clown?"

Murphy: "No, he's the Lego Joker himself."

In fact, after the video shot by the Lego clown is automatically transcoded by the rules of the universe, the superheroes in the real universe still maintain their original appearance, while the characters in the Lego universe show the appearance of Lego minifigures, and there is a bit of frame drop when moving——

That's why before promotional videos and big movies were filmed and transmitted to the real universe, they would be mistaken for computer-generated animation.

As a result, the extortion video shot by the Lego clown, when he and Harley Quinn occasionally appeared, looked like a shit graduation project made by studying animation for three years, and the instructor was so mad that he still got 800 million views on the barrage website.

No wonder they watched the video, and they all looked at the President of Lego City suspiciously, suspecting that the image and voice of the clown in the video were synthesized by the kidnappers.

Amanda Waller asked: "The actor who played the Joker when you made the movie went back?"

The lady's thinking was too flexible, and Murphy was a little slow to realize that she was implying that 'Lego Jason Todd' kidnapped real-world superheroes, and blamed the clown for demanding ransom from the US government.

So according to this line of thought, what roles do Murphy and the Real Universe Chaoying play?

It is known that during the promotion of the Lego Movie, members of the Real Universe Batman and Lego Jason worked together to pry open the door of the Arkham Mental Hospital. The Real Universe Clown was injured for [-] days, and he is still being forced to recuperate .It can be seen that the two parties in cooperation are at least comrades-in-arms who have been in prison together.

It is also known that Lego Robin is still nesting at the president's house to make up for summer homework, and he is not allowed to go home if he can't finish it. Rounding up shows that the president of Lego City and Lego Jason have a very good relationship.In addition, the Lego clown himself said that he and the president were good friends——

To sum up, a person as witty as Kogoro Mori must be able to draw the following inferences:

The real-world superheroes, Lego Jason, the President of Lego City, and the Lego Joker are all insiders.

They directed and acted by themselves, thieves shouted and caught thieves, lied about the military situation, and diverted the main conflict, trying to make a lot of money from the government of the real universe. .

Whether it's filming, arms trading, or some evil research, there is sufficient start-up capital.

It made so much sense that Murphy couldn't find a loophole to refute for a while.

At this moment, Batman's communicator vibrated, he stood up and walked to the corner of the conference room to press the connect button: "Steel bone?"

"Batman, it's me." Cyborg's voice came out of the loudspeaker, which seemed a little distorted, "It's my turn to be on duty today, and I'm on the watchtower. There is no mention in the computer records that IRS members have applied for investigative justice alliance.

However, the agents of the tax bureau asked me for permission to view internal financial information, should I give them? "

Batman was momentarily speechless, and looked up at Amanda Waller.The latter shrugged his shoulders: "Sky Eye will only be responsible for providing transportation to the watchtower. You might as well think about why the IRS thinks of me together."

That's because... because the president of Lego City insisted that the unknown buyer who bought the company's toys was Darkseid, and this was found out by the alliance consultant himself!

To be reasonable, Batman can't figure out why the relationship between the Avengers superheroes and Lego City has begun to develop by leaps and bounds in the eyes of onlookers in just a few days.

Those who first started to understand the truth of the parallel universe know that LEGO has never sought a power of attorney, let alone paid a share, and the main difference between the two is persecution and being persecuted.

Now fast-forward to the point where you can partner in crime.

Seeing that there was no movement on the other side, Cyborg asked again: "Batman? How are you doing?"

Batman: "I have no problem here. Wait for me to open the authority...Okay, let the IRS investigate. It's best to find something we don't know."

Amanda raised an eyebrow: "You want to say that IRS agents will fabricate false evidence."

"I didn't say that, I just reminded them that it's best to play it safe and I'll keep an eye on it."

"you--"

"Okay, okay." Fury stood up to smooth things over, "There is no need to speak out inferences without evidence. Since the president of Lego City said that he is a clown, we will temporarily assume that he is. So why did the Lego clown choose to betray you and join the doomsday? What about the Legion?"

Murphy, who had kept a precious silence ever since he heard that the IRS led people to the watchtower, finally said, "Because the filming team chose someone else to play the Joker in the Lego Movie."

The crowd fell into contemplation.

After a while, Trevor stroked his chin and asked, "That's a cosmetic reason, isn't it?"

"The reason is not important." Murphy interrupted their thinking, "The leader of the Legion of Doom is Lego Rex Luthor, he lacks neither technology nor manpower.

If there is no accident, the hostages should not be able to leave the prison by the time we finish this conversation.

And you can't expect superheroes from the alternate universe to help, because LEGO Justice League and Avengers are—"

"Vacation." Interface of Batman having spoken to Lego counterparts in the kitchen.

"I'm exploring the universe." Murphy corrected him strictly, "and the Lego clown doesn't want me to help you, so he is bound to unilaterally cut off the communication between the two universes. I personally think that now we can only wait for Superman and the others." Find a way to contact us yourself."

"The Lego Joker is a member of the Legion of Doom?"

"This question..." Murphy took the time to look at the super anti-promotion ranking given on the system interface, and the name of the Lego clown was far ahead again, followed by several other legion members, "On the contrary, among the former members of the Doom Legion There was never Gotham. Now I'm not sure though, maybe Luthor changed his prospectus."

He answered every question, but he didn't know why he perfectly avoided any effective information. Every sentence was sincere, but it seemed both nonsense and a lie.

Because it's outrageously just right, you can't even raise your own doubts, because that would make you look like a mentally retarded person who can't understand people's words.

The Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had a headache for a while, and always felt that such a similar conversation had happened somewhere else.He rubbed his temples, and reluctantly asked another question:

"What's your take on why Lego Luthor and the Joker teamed up?"

"I said the clown has broken up with me. I have not been reported to me about any crimes he has committed, so unfortunately I cannot answer you."

Then why did you break up?

Because Lego City made a movie and didn't bring people to play.

Good guy, it's back again.

Batman kept silent, after all, the suspicion of "joint fraud" on him has not been cleared.

Things have come to an impasse.

Fortunately, the hostages from another universe were physically disabled and unyielding, and finally rushed into the monitoring room when everyone was in a trance and almost went back to their respective homes.

Unfortunately, none of the five of them were good at computers.

Everyone is an old superpower with thick hair, and they all know teammates who are proficient in this field. Therefore, in this magical field that can make people lose their heads, the person with the most theoretical knowledge is the person with the highest education and I don’t know how many years ago. Doctor Strange who took electives on campus.

The beautiful vision of taking one step at a time and seeing one step at a time ends in illiteracy.

The guard in the monitoring room was watching the soap opera at [-] o'clock in the evening. Before he recovered, he was easily knocked out by the Chaoying. Apology: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up with a mild concussion, but I can't really find where your neck is."

Dr. Strange pressed his U-shaped hand on the keyboard for a while, and dropped his shoulders in abandonment: "I can only say that this computer has quite high configuration, and the Legion of Doom should be very rich. The good news is that now we know the truth set. Thor and Thor's hammer are in the office across the hall. Wait—you see, isn't this Lex Luthor?"

What he said caused the other four people to squeeze in front of the computer screen and look at the monitor above. Superman stared at the Lego minifigure's peasy eyes for a long time, limited by his face blindness, he could only hesitate and say: "I think he might be. "

Shazam put forward his own ideas: "I want to say, we can't call all bald heads Lex? Luthor."

"But he's the first bald head we've ever seen, and I'd like to announce that his name is Lex Luthor."

Thor put the name on the opponent's forehead forcefully, "Luthor is not far from us now, and he will soon walk to this corridor. Can we control him and use him as a hostage to threaten the clown to let us go?"

"The clown shouldn't care about the lives of his companions, but Luthor should be able to help us connect to the real universe. Then we can ask Lego how to get out of this ghostly place."

Plan pass.

They lay in ambush in the monitoring room and waited until the bald-headed Lego minifigure approached with a coffee cup in the corridor, then opened the door without warning and threw him to the ground.

"Hold on, Lex Luthor!"

"When did you escape?! And you actually recognized me." Lego Luthor's coffee cup shattered on the ground, he turned his head with difficulty to look at the five superheroes behind him, and taunted, "I didn't expect One day I will see you all working together in this way."

Wonder Woman had taken the time to get her Lasso of Mantra before this, but this artifact also lost its superpower now and could only be used as an ordinary rope.

She didn't make a move just now, and tied him up and fixed him after Lego Luthor admitted her identity, and then pulled up the men who rolled into a ball next to him one by one: "Thank God, I just expected us to hide behind the door and attack everyone. The scene where a passing bald man yells at Luther—

And to be honest, I am very worried that if he wears a wig today, then the people we identify as Luther may expand to billions of people around the world. "

Lego Luthor finally came to his senses: "Are you still blind?! Did you lie to me just now?"

"You are not as clever as your counterpart." Superman straightened his body, "Now help us connect to the real universe, Luther, or we will beat you until you agree. Don't even try to lie, you know, I have rich experience dealing with another Luthor."

The back road was blocked, and Lego Luthor, who was worried about his personal safety, reluctantly sat on the chair in front of the computer in the monitoring room: "It's not difficult, you come here alone and listen to my instructions."

After 10 minutes, the communication network was opened.

Seeing the dawn of victory, everyone was inevitably emotional.Thor leaned over to say hello to the real-world Nick Fury who appeared in the opposite camera, suddenly realized something, turned to Wonder Woman and said, "Actually, black bald heads can be excluded first."

Fury:? ?

He ignored the unclear and seemingly politically incorrect words, and first briefly observed the environment of Lego City Prison, and communicated with the superhero hostages.

Then he took a few steps back to make room, and said to Murphy: "The next thing is to rely on you, Mr. President, please explain how to leave the Legion of Doom and find a way to return to the real universe."

Lego Luthor, who suddenly made eye contact with Murphy: "..."

He suddenly let out a lifelike cry of pain and closed his eyes forcefully: "I was knocked out by Wonder Woman, the next thing has nothing to do with me!"