[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"Too much deceit! 2000 billion? Why don't they rob banks? I'm sorry, bank robbers may not have cooperated with their accomplices to defraud the U.S. government of getting money quickly.

Look who's in his team!A Kryptonian, an Asgardian, an Amazon demigod, and two magicians who don't care about world affairs, this is the biggest unstable factor in our country!

What the hell is the Lego company trying to do?In order to maintain the relationship with the parallel universe, I have tolerated them again and again..."

Amanda Waller, an executive of the SkyEye Society, walked around the conference room angrily. Steve Trevor, the director, sat at the head with a wry smile, and shrugged at the projection of Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., across the long table. shrugged.

Fury gave him a wink, then turned to Amanda Waller and made a soothing gesture:

"Calm down, ma'am, please be careful. The Lego Clown does not admit that he was instructed by others in the process of carrying out the kidnapping."

Amanda Waller stopped, turned suddenly and raised her arm to point behind herself: "Oh, is that so? He just said that the Lego Joker and the President of Lego City are friends. Could it be said that the ruler of Lego City actually treats the criminal Behavior knows nothing, bat-man?"

Steve Trevor looked down at his mobile phone: "The president of Lego City has arrived, and he and Batman are in the next room. Zhenglian consultant said he didn't intend to stay here to listen to us discuss these state secrets, so he Decided to meet the guests from the parallel universe first."

Amanda sneered: "It seems that the truth is always unpleasant. If we control the President of Lego City, how likely is the Lego Clown to let him go directly?"

"You might as well say how likely we are to defeat that 'president,'" Fury said. "Don't forget the 'war world' that hasn't been fished out of the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean yet."

Amanda walked out of the office with folded arms without saying a word. Steve Trevor stood up behind her and pushed away the chair: "What are you going to do with that weapon?"

The management scope of Sky Eye Society and S.H.I.E.L.D. overlaps to a certain extent, and they cooperate with each other most of the time, and occasionally compete with each other.

There are many benefits to the salvage work of a big killer like 'World at War', and it was S.H.I.E.L.D. director Fury who spent a lot of effort and exchanged various resources to get it.

However, it is not a simple task to guard its original owner, Mungo. In view of the coexistence of benefits and risks, the Sky Eye Society did not question the distribution results, and only waited for the S.H.I.E.L.D. technology.

"It can't be fished." Fury's projection walked beside him. At first glance, it looked like a real person was there. "We can only try to fix its power system, and then drive it to fly out of the Atlantic Ocean by itself."

"What about the resort island? Is it still moving?"

"It's now renamed Lego Island. Don't laugh, what can we do? The resort hotel built with more than one billion yuan has been turned into a weapon and shot at by an alien spaceship, and now it's falling apart into ruins.

If Lego is unwilling to take over, one of the investors and insurance companies is destined to jump off the building.

The location of the island has not changed since the tsunami ended, or it may have something to do with the Lego City guy's departure. "

Steve Trevor clicked his tongue lightly, and said with emotion: "It's kind of scary."

He didn't say exactly what was scary, but Fury shook his head and echoed: "Indeed."

"From this point of view, Amanda is indeed very courageous. Do you think the blackmail letter has something to do with the President of Lego City?"

"No. My gut tells me no clown would lie about something like this, but maybe LEGO can help us.

Even if, as the LEGO clown said, he has the handle of a big man in his hand, the president of LEGO City can't use his former friends and current criminals who have publicly declared their severance as he did when he blasted "World at War" from the sky... "

Fury caught Trevor's 'what the hell are you thinking about pie in the sky' look.

After a pause, he continued, "Thank goodness for us to be able to contact the missing superhero."

"Stand up, Diana! You can do it!"

Thor, who was in the cell opposite Wonder Woman, encouraged loudly.

"I'm trying...but, as you can see, I've lived for more than 3000 years, and this is the first time I've used hands of this shape!"

Diana panted and supported the ground, "They still slip when they come into contact with this uneven Lego ground!"

While speaking, she carefully opened and closed the U-shaped hand. Due to the limited opening and closing angle, it cannot be spread flat like normal human fingers. Wonder Woman can only use the two tops of the U to support the ground and prop herself up .

And there is very little friction between the round bumps on the ground and their bodies. No wonder there is a concave hole under the feet of each Lego minifigure to help them stand. The setting of this ghost place is quite logical. nice...

Thinking of this, Diana was distracted in the blink of an eye, and then her fingertips slid out uncontrollably. Her heart tightened but there was no way to remedy it. She could only slap her face down on the ground.

Wonder Woman didn't want to face the cruel and cold reality, she peacefully opened her arms and embraced Mother Earth without moving for a long time.

Thor, who was still tied to the chair opposite, sighed heavily: "I think that's why the Lego clown is not worried about our escape."

"The Amazons... will never give in!" A few minutes later, Diana raised her head firmly again.

This time she picked up the rope in the cell, and threw it around the upper fence like using her own weapon, the lasso of mantra.

With the help of a rope, getting up without touching the ground makes it relatively easier.

Wonder Woman stood up slowly, slowly, like a medical miracle recovering from a long illness, and Thor held his breath and didn't dare to disturb her-he was not so nervous when he was facing Doomsday.

When Diana finally put her feet on the bumps on the ground and stood firmly, there were enthusiastic cheers from the superheroes of the real universe in the cell.

"Okay, now start the second step of the jailbreak plan - release us!"

"Wait a minute, I remembered something."

Wonder Woman stumbled out of the prison door step by step and came to the side of the poster. She tore off the words "Welcome to Lego City" covered on it, and found that there was a white robe wearing the same image as in the movie. A mug shot of the president of Lego City, with the full text below:

"Welcome to join the Legion of Doom! A signed photo of the honorary leader of the Legion of Doom, the president of Lego City and the idol of the whole people, 15 yuan a piece, ten compensation for fake ones, non-refundable if you are not satisfied."

"Meet me in person, 150 yuan."

"Handshake, 1500 yuan."

"Close contact, [-]... You don't think that [-] can do such and such a thing to the president, do you? Don't think about being a fool, go to the swamp next to you and look in the mirror!"

The last sentence was crossed out, and next to it was the personal stamp of the director of the Security Bureau Bad Police, and the instructions said that this part of the content prohibits minors from contacting.

Wonder Woman: "..."

No, your Lego City really has a character named Bad Cop who also serves as the head of the Security Bureau!

It would be better to say that someone really will tell others that they are a bad guy in their name?

It's as outrageous as Earth-[-] Deathstorm coming to the main universe to pretend to be a superhero.

And even if the naming level of the director of the Security Bureau is as intriguing as the aesthetics of the president of Lego City, you have been to the headquarters of the Legion of Doom, and the focus is actually on the dirty jokes on the welcome poster?

Shazam shouted behind her: "Sister Diana! Have you finished reading? After reading, can you give me a little help and help me up from the ground?"

Diana regained her senses and twisted her upper body on the spot, but failed to turn her lower body.

Oh, forgot to pull my shoes off the ground.

Why does an anti-commonsense universe like Lego exist?

After Wonder Woman rescued everyone and helped them stand still, half an hour passed.

"Do any of you have access to superpowers?"

"No, I tried and I can't."

"Me too."

Superman said with regret: "Normally, all five of us should be able to fly. If we can fly, we don't have to walk so much."

"I can't use magic either." Doctor Strange said sullenly, "You know that when I cast a spell, I need my left hand to do this first and then this, but as you can see, I can only make a 'C' or a capital letter now. 'C'.

Even spells that don't require gesture assistance can't be cast, either this prison has the ability to restrict all superpowers, or the rules of the universe don't recognize us.I'm leaning towards the latter - LEGO Joker and Harley Quinn don't have as much trouble walking as we do. "

"Maybe they started practicing in the womb." Shazam muttered.

He is moving cautiously into the corridor step by step, and when the soles of his feet touch the ground, he must be precise, steady, and without hesitation, just like a war.

"That's also possible." Doctor Strange didn't deny, "At that time, I only thought about sending Doomsday to a universe that was absolutely safe and free from disputes. Mam's curse is one of the reasons why we're here.

Anyway, it's time to find your lost gear - Wonder Woman's lasso and Thor's hammer, luckily they didn't take off my cape. "

"Maybe they think the cloak is your body?"

"..." Doctor Strange's cloak floated up and gave a weak thumbs up, then collapsed and remained motionless.

"The question is, how do we get around the guards and get out of the prison with, uh, disrespectful steps?" Shazam said.

In addition, the Lego clown said just now that he was going to send a blackmail letter to the real universe. Should we report to them first, lest the clown really get the ransom? "

"And Doomsday." Superman added responsibly, "I'm a little worried about whether the Legion of Doom can handle it well. But if Doomsday also loses its superpowers and becomes like us, he shouldn't be able to escape for a while. "

Wonder Woman pointed to the gate at the end of the corridor leading to other parts of the prison, and made a joke: "It's a pity that one of us who always wanted to plan ahead escaped, and now we can only take one step at a time."

She took the lead and walked out, "The Lego Clown mentioned that we are underground, and the swamp was also mentioned on the promotional poster, so you can basically imagine the harsh environment around the headquarters of the Legion of Doom."

The light on the roof of the corridor was dim and dim, flickering from time to time as if it had a bad connection.

There are no guards within the range visible to the naked eye. There are several photos hanging on the walls on both sides. Thor took a closer look and said to the others: "Four of the five photos have the President of Lego City."

Doctor Strange looked forward: "There are still a few photo frames that have been taken off at the corner, and there are probably [-]% of the real face of the president of Lego City in it, and the people of the Doom Legion don't want us to see it. Batman is right, Lego City The president is one of our old acquaintances."

"It seems that the Legion of Doom has a lot to do with him?"

Wonder Woman remembered the fraudulent promotional posters, and said pertinently: "I think they are using his name to advertise, and the super villains who joined for this probably lost money and got nothing."

Superman couldn't help feeling: "As expected of Luthor, he won't even let his own people go."

"Wait, everyone, do you see the word 'monitoring room' written on the sign in the front room? Can we find a way to use electronic equipment to contact the real universe?"

real universe.

Facing the eyes of several high-level government officials and superheroes, Murphy looked at the system panel full of favorability, raised his head calmly and said, "As you can see, the Lego clown broke up with me, no matter what he did I will They don't understand at all."