[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

The last five superheroes who traveled to Lego City, plus the five people in the conference room in the real universe, unanimously supported going to Lego Joker first for all considerations.

Now Lego Luthor couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, he said: "Now that you have found a place, can you let me go?"

Superman wondered: "Why are you in a hurry? Why do I feel that you are very low-key today."

"You don't know me. Unlike Lex Luthor in the real universe, I have always been a low-key person."

Shazam took out a tabloid from his pocket, the headline was "xxx and xxx compete for vice president, the president pondered for a long time: "I choose him..."

, with Lego Luthor's headshot printed below.He shook the paper and said, "Is it true that you sent people to write half of the articles here? It seems that it has nothing to do with the word low-key."

His toilet reading friend Thor: "Luthor also made and gave a speech for the LEGO Movie where he said 'I'm just a wig away from Bruce Wayne'. So I think he's simply not wanting to see it right now to other supervillains."

Wonder Woman took up the conversation: "But why?"

Doctor Strange: "Has the position of Lex Luthor, the leader of the Legion of Doom, been overthrown?"

Lego Luthor was sweating on his forehead when he was asked about the tacit anti-counterfeiting actions of the five of them. He held back for a long time and said, "You can go in with me if you want me to. Do you have any cold weapons?"

Shazam took out the clown's mechanical teeth again, and it began to bite around as soon as it was taken out of the pocket: "Does this count?"

"Evil. I really don't want to see this thing, but it's okay, whoever you take it, and compare it to my neck..."

Diana asked, "Where the hell are your necks?"

Luthor impatiently walked over and put his shoulders under the mechanical teeth. The vibration frequency of the teeth increased instantly, as if he really wanted to get close to his face and said, "Don't let it bite me." The robot's Boob said, "Tell my secretary Moxie that this suit doesn't need to be washed at night, just throw it away. Okay guys, now I'm being coerced by you. Be careful, especially you! Come on Krypton Boy Scouts!"

In the end, it turned into Shazam holding a rope, with mechanical teeth tied to the end of the rope, biting Lego Luthor's shoulders like a mad dog. The remaining four surrounded them like dog-walking escorts.

Luther gave the access code, and they swaggered in from the main entrance of the Legion of Doom's headquarters.

The main hall is covered with indoor greenery and an expensive small fountain.Lego Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are huddling together on the bench and chatting with their mobile phones. Luthor knows how high the concentration of super villains is in the headquarters of the Legion of Doom. It is not surprising that he saw the unlucky guy who was just robbed when he entered the door. That's why neither he nor Murphy suggested that a few disabled superheroes should try to sneak in silently.

"Harry, Ivy." Lego Luthor squeezed out a friendly smile first, and greeted the two beautiful girls, "Good afternoon, nice to see you here."

"Lex?" Harry raised his head in surprise, "Why are you back? Wait, who's behind you? Ivy, I'm going to tell Pudding—"

"Wait, wait a minute, Harry." Luthor stopped her, "As you can see, I didn't want to come back, but I was kidnapped. And they are not prisoners from parallel universes in the prison, maybe you still Remember the Crime Syndicate?"

Crime Syndicate, another super villain from the parallel universe Earth [-], members are all superheroes. They once invaded Lego City angrily because the Wi-Fi in their hometown was too slow and there were only four shopping channels on TV. The anti-coalition fights back.

Later, a little prince of Asgard, who did not want to be named, commented on the incident: "Four shopping channels? They are still not satisfied with receiving four? It seems that my attempt to destroy the world is not particularly treasonous, so the confinement time is long." Can it be shortened?"

Back to the topic. "I remember." Lego Harry blinked and understood, "You are from Earth [-]? Why did you kidnap this bald man?"

Lego Luthor gave Superman a wink, and Superman said that you didn't mention what the hell Lego Crime Syndicate is, with an awkward but polite smile on his face, he reluctantly replied, "It's me, I'm the ultimate people."

Thanks to Rao, the real universe has also received the villains of Earth III. Superman at least knows what the code name of his own body is, and Lego Harley Quinn's expression shows that he guessed right, "Today is coming, coming——"

He couldn't make it up anymore, and with a pain mask on, he cast his eyes on Wonder Woman next to him.

"I came to see the clown." Diana said quickly, "The purpose of kidnapping Luther is to let him lead us obediently, so where is the clown?"

"Why are we telling you? Crime Syndicate members, something doesn't look right about you."

Lego Poison Ivy stood up and looked at them, and everyone immediately became nervous, "I remember that your uniforms should be different from the superheroes in Lego City."

"That's right." Shazam said, "We're cosplaying."

"That's a little better than the last time you invaded Lego City pretending to be a superhero."

Lego Poison Ivy confirmed Shazam's statement, "Second question, why do you want to meet the clown? He can't help the Syndicate build a signal tower. I suggest you go out and turn left and go 100 meters. There is a bus stop and sit at the end. Even the presidential palace, or directly calling the hotline is more useful."

What's the deal with signal towers?What kind of slang is a signal tower?

The people were confused, and Murphy in the real universe explained a few words, and everyone's expressions suddenly became indescribable.

Steve Trevor, the president of Tianyan Society, asked again: "This is a superficial reason, isn't it?"

This time Murphy answered quickly, and the voice was transmitted to Chaoying's ears through the earphones: "Yes, in short, you can just follow Ivy's words."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that something was wrong.

Why meet the clown?This question is not easy to answer.Doctor Strange tries to look evil, although he doesn't know how to be scary with a Lego minifigure's square head and bean eyes, which is too much for acting: "No comment. We kidnapped your Legion leader, let me get out of the way, or we will kill him!"

"Hahaha, it seems that your internet speed is indeed not very good, and the news is lagging behind, you idiot."

Lego Halle shook her legs while holding the hammer with a smile, and flicked her ponytails, "Luthor has been overthrown by us! Now the president of Lego City can remove the word 'honor' in front of his title and become the real Doomsday The leader of the legion! If you go to kidnap him to threaten us, it’s almost the same, as for this bald man, who cares?”

"..." They were just mocking Lego Luthor before, not thinking that this guy was really forced out of class.

Lego Poison Ivy added: "And many super villains don't want to see him now. They are not as good-tempered as me and Harley. You'd better take your hostages and stay away."

In the real universe, the other four looked at Murphy together.

Murphy asked, "What do you see me doing?"

Batman dug out his long, long-term database, but he insisted that it was not that long: "The leader of the Assassin League, Lei Xiaogu, said a few months ago that you were an honorary member of the Legion of Doom. It took half a year to become the number one villain in Lego City?"

Lei Xiaogu's daughter had a dewy affair with him, so it's not surprising that he knew this information.

Murphy: "..." Before he thought about this question carefully, he couldn't help scolding Lego Luthor again in his heart for committing crimes, and then admitted painfully, "I was promoted."

"Hiss—" There was a sound of gasping for air and a hint of envy in the office, and it was unknown who made it.

Amanda Waller looked around at them angrily, trying to find the traitor who had overshadowed her.

"What did you do?" Fury asked.

Fuck, he didn't rise to Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. that fast.

Is this the degree of introversion of contemporary young strugglers?I suspect you are spreading anxiety.

Murphy is innocent: "I didn't do anything."

"Your Excellency, communication between people requires a little sincerity."

"The most important thing in human-to-human communication is trust."

Because Amanda felt that Murphy could hear him anyway, she said without hesitation: "I have seen too many super villains. What is certain is that we are arresting him now. There is a [-]% chance that he will be reversed, but he will not be caught wrong. people."

Fury had to smooth things over again, and his smoothing skills were almost as round as his blindfolds: "All right, all right, let's talk about things without evidence later."

In Lego Legion of Doom, the superheroes also suffocated for a while.Thor barely found a new way of thinking, and said to Lego Harley: "Actually, we want to meet the clown for friendly purposes. You see, we also brought Lego Rex Luthor to you... Well, vent."

Shazam loosened the rope of the mechanical teeth slightly in cooperation, and showed a smile in the "click click" sound of the upper and lower teeth colliding: "We also brought a gift to your Mr. J, do you think he will like this big moving tooth? ?”

"Oh, that's so sweet! You really look like me!" Lego Harley Quinn believed it immediately, and it was hard to say whether the phrase 'your Mr. J' pleased her.

The blond girl said enthusiastically, "I can't even tell the difference between it and the pudding made by myself. Ivy, I think we can put them in."

"If you think it's okay, Harry." Lego Poison Ivy moved away, and the plants next to her curled up together.

"Thank you ma'am." Doctor Strange bowed slightly to them, "Have a nice day."

Then they quickly rushed into the elevator, pressed Lego Luthor's pupil to unlock and pressed the topmost button.

Lego Halle also waved at the backs of the Superheroes, and after the elevator doors closed, she asked the Poison Ivy girl next to her: "But then again, are they holding the Legion of Doom tabloids? The newsstands are open today." I really want to know if there will be another issue of "Just because of a movie, he broke up with him" after Luthor steps down."

"If you're interested, we can take a look, dear..."

At the top of the Legion of Doom, the superheroes of the real universe and Lego Luthor blocked the door of the clown's office and listened to the corner.

"It's the clown's voice. They seem to be in a meeting. Lego clown is going to give a speech, will it have something to do with the president of Lego City? Speaking of Luthor, how did you get to this point?"

Lego Luthor grimaced and didn't want to answer.