[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

Lego clown standing on the podium:

"who are we?"

A group of grotesque super-villains wailing and howling: "Legion of Doom!"

The clown asked again: "What is our goal?"

"Swipe the president's favorability! Realize the freedom of ranking in the super anti-promotion competition!"

"what should we do?"

"Reject the middleman to make the difference!"

"No, this task has been completed." The Lego Clown continued to ask in a persuasive tone, "What should I do next?"

The villains under the podium looked at each other, and Lego Deathstroke said: "Didn't you say that after Luther is solved, we can compete fairly in the future? We will help you for this, clown."

"I mean without Luther getting in the way, when [beep——] becomes the leader of the Legion of Doom, you can see him in person." Lego Clown said without shame, "At that time, everyone will be on the same starting line ——meaning that he doesn’t like all of you. Then everyone depends on their ability. Whoever can change his impression of you has the hope of becoming No.1 in the super-reverse promotion competition. Isn’t this better than wasting time under Luthor’s command? "

I heard Lego Jason say that the president of Lego City likes to be called by his name directly. The superheroes outside the door are all sure to win, and they just wait for the villains to take off their vests when they are in a meeting. As a result, the Lego Clown did say a name, but just said it It was silenced.

Lego Luthor knew what they were thinking, and seeing everyone helpless and dejected, he couldn't help showing a superior and mocking expression.

Superman's teeth itched when he saw him like this, and suddenly discovered that toys can also grow up to be beaten.

Wonder Woman whispered, "Why can't you mention his name?"

"Of course it's for publicity..." Lego Luthor remembered that Murphy was listening in another universe, and hurriedly made up for it. "Of course it's to show respect!"

Murphy wanted to say something, but gave up when the words came to his lips.How can someone in this world make the middleman earn the difference like a cult god-making movement?What other fields are not good for this kind of hard work?

But if you think about it carefully, Lego Luthor is doing well, its scientific research is also very good, and its criminal career is also booming. It turns out that the IQ is too high and people are too idle. Why is he just competing for the vice president and not running for the president to clean up the mess in Lego City? ?

If others vote for him, Murphy is willing to abdicate and let Xian go to the park to walk birds every day with his pension.

Either this guy felt that he couldn't be selected, or he was discouraged when he saw Murphy working overtime.

Oh, human.

Legion of Doom headquarters.

"Even if what you said makes sense, killing Luther is indeed a good thing." Lego Red Skull asked in a deep voice, "But what about after that? Didn't you become the president's friend one step ahead of all of us?"

"That's right!" Lego Penguin said, "Why can he accompany you to watch a movie in Arkham, and I can't even open a trade route with him?"

"Shut up you Gotham people!" Lego, the Hulk's old rival, looked back and scolded in disgust, "The president's off-duty time is so short, half in the Premier League, half in Gotham, either to find Batman or to find you , why!

Why!Is New York unworthy?I heard that he set up his company headquarters in New York in the real universe, which means he likes us very much. It really is your problem, clown!I suggest we get rid of the clown again, so that it will be a real fair competition in the future! "

"I agree!!" Lego Leopard Girl jumped up on the spot, "Luthor is a scum, is the clown a good thing? Support the 'Bat Heart Saying' and reject the people of Gotham!"

Lego Catwoman gave her a paw: "Are you sick meow, what does it matter to us other Gotham people meow?"

Chaoying outside the door: Wait, is this going to be a fight?If the LEGO clowns are really finished, who will send them back to the real universe?

In desperation, Thor kicked open the door, and they walked in with Lego Luthor.

At this moment, the Lego Clown held up the horn and shouted: "Quiet! Quiet me. Oh, look who is here? We have guests!"

Dozens of pairs of eyes were fixed on the door.

"Hello." Superman said naturally, "We are a crime syndicate, dressed like this for cosplay, the goal is to find the clown, and I met a wild Luthor on the way and brought it here for you."

"Thank you so much Ultimate Man~ Hahaha, it's nice to meet you, although we were still enemies when we met last time."

The Lego Clown came over and squeezed the mechanical teeth on Luthor's shoulder, "But the situation is always changing, why are you here looking for me?"

"It's really not a big deal." Doctor Strange looked at the villains around him calmly. "By the way, when we passed by the prison of the Legion of Doom just now, we saw a few superheroes from the Legion of Justice. They said there was another one called Doomsday." The super villain of yours has fallen to you, let Syndicate come over and ask him where he is now."

"Why do I feel that I am getting more and more used to this style of dialogue." In the real universe, the director of the Sky Eye Society said, "I am a little worried that Wonder Woman and the others will not be able to change it for a while after they come back."

Fury said bluntly: "As you said before, don't look at the surface."

Steve Trevor gave him a suspicious look, wondering if his colleagues really felt that way, or if they were just playing along.Based on his understanding of the other party, he always felt that both were possible.

"Doomsday?" In the Legion of Doom, the Lego clown said casually, "Didn't you see it on the way here? It was planted in the flower bed downstairs by the poison ivy woman as fertilizer. It's no big deal."

"Ah, that's fine," said Superman dryly, "but I heard that thing has a virus?"

"Ivy said that her piranhas liked it very much. Who knows the taste of plants? Maybe they like the smell of mud.

Stop talking about these useless things, villains from parallel universes, tell me why you are here? "The Lego Clown urged, "If it's for the signal tower, turn left when you go out..."

"There is a bus stop 300 meters away that can go to the Presidential Palace, I know." Doctor Strange said, "We just want to meet your president, but I heard that he is not in Lego City now, and you might have a way."

"Indeed, you will have to work hard to see him."

The topic was immediately shifted back, and there was a resurgence of gunpowder around, Lego Red Skull shouted: "We don't need to work hard! We want to meet the president! If you can't do it as a clown, then find someone who can do it!"

"I can, who said I can't?" The Lego Clown stood on the podium again and cleared his throat, "Come on! Remotely connect with our allies of the Legion of Doom! Dangdangdangdang——"

The big screen behind him sank with a bang, and the multi-person video chat interface was opened. At the top of the interface was written [Le Daxed, Dormammu, Sangong Mo, Crimson Universe Ruler Selatok, etc., and Phantom Zone Caretaker has joined the group chat. ], the last one is a strange creature that looks like a traffic light and a tube.

Doctor Strange: ...

He couldn't help but tightened his robe, always feeling that this list of names seemed vaguely familiar, as if he had seen them get together to play cards somewhere, and that trash Dormammu lost.

No matter how outrageous the mage's dream is, it cannot be ignored.Omniscient and omnipotent Agamotto, in prehistoric times, did you predict that the ruler of the dark dimension, Domamu, could not beat a mahjong eight cylinder?

He was emotionally ups and downs, attracting the attention of his companions, but Doctor Strange didn't explain much, just said: "Let's see first."

The Lego Clown motioned everyone to look at the list of invitations: "There is no doubt that the most powerful people in our universe are in this chat room, do you have any objections? If they can't let us see [beep——], Neither will anyone else, or Luther."

Lego Red Skull swallowed and asked nervously to the big screen: "But why do you want to help us?"

"We need to draft a cosmic environmental protection convention." Lego Domamo said categorically, "Don't throw the garbage of the earth into other planes. As the ruler of the city, the president of Lego City is recognized by all of us, so when signing the convention, he must present."

"That means our purpose is the same." The Lego Clown made a sweet voice, "We all want to see [beep——], right?"

"Can't you just call him President?"

"No." The Lego Clown said solemnly, "[beep——] said he didn't like that address, so I'm going to call him by his name, [beep] [beep] [beep]——"

You just really like the sound of mosaics!

"Then who should invite Mr. President? It can't be a clown, right?"

"It is very dangerous to travel through parallel universes, especially our special universe, whether their people come here or we go to the next door, it will cause a strong rejection reaction." Lego Selatok said , "So the number of people must not be too many, I suggest that it is best to have one or two..."

"We can go together!" Doctor Strange hurriedly stood up, "We are capable of helping."

"Why?" Lego Dormammu asked critically, "I know you. Are you a Doctor Strange from a parallel universe? It seems a bit strange. I don't think you and the few companions behind you can help, Anyway, every time you encounter danger, you must either rely on the power of Emperor Weishan, or turn to me for help."

Doctor Strange's cheeks twitched, and he said coldly: "I just know that you lost seven games in a row with Selatok and the others two days ago."

LEGO Dormammu is furious!At the same time, Lego Selatok grinned: "I think he does have some ability, what do you think?"

Even with the eight barrels, everyone said that they had no objections.

So in the background sound of LEGO Domamu being so angry that he said "I will never play cards with you again", the villains of the Legion of Doom on Earth began to argue about who led the team.

The bigwigs who joined the meeting remotely began to cast spells remotely.Gradually, an unfathomable portal that looked a bit like the abyss under the Presidential Palace slowly appeared in the hall.

The dawn of victory has appeared!Shazam almost burst into tears, and squeezed to the side of the portal first, but he didn't jump in directly because of the crowd of onlookers around him, and the portal was unstable before the casting process was over.

In front of him has become a battlefield, and everyone is fighting for the chance to go to the real universe to meet the president and get a chance to increase their favorability. Cat hair and mud are flying around, and the afternoon tea is full of gunpowder.

Shazam still had an apple pie in his pocket that was handed over from Lego Harley Quinn, and he was a little ready to move at this moment.

He touched it tentatively, but came across a tabloid that he hadn't finished reading. He couldn't help but catch the Lego villain who was dazed by the melee and asked, "Is there any follow-up to this newspaper? Is the Lego clown really broken with the president?"

The pulled villain answered two questions with one sentence: "No!"

"Our paper has been out of business since Luther stepped down—"

"Paper—honey! I can't find a paper!"

The latter yell came from Lego Harley Quinn who suddenly came in, "Syndicate can't buy my favorite and sold out issue in Legion of Doom! So they are not Syndicate, they escaped and robbed me Stocked Justice League! Mister J! Stop 'em! Save my newspaper!!"

Shazam immediately pulls out the apple pie bomb and throws it, which blasts a pink heart-shaped smoke in midair and starts blasting pop music.

Several apple pies were thrown out and exploded, the smoke was connected, and the BGM played a reverberation effect. The superheroes gathered together taking advantage of the chaos, and Superman said decisively: "Let's go now!"

However, a figure appeared before they got into the portal and jumped in first!

Superman is still face-blind in the LEGO minifigure, but he definitely knows the bald head: "It's LEGO Luthor! Come on, Dormammu just said that the portal can only pass through six people."

"What about Doomsday?"

"Amen."

They left.