male god we singled out

Parting ways with Mingyuan at the elevator entrance, the mirror opening ceremony in the hall on the first floor has already begun, Yu Kuang laughed hoarsely and spoke to the microphone stage, Cheng Biaobiao and Beibei stood on the stage showing a very affectionate sample paper, Cheng Biaobiao showed a very considerate sample, and Beibei showed an embarrassing sample. These are all scenes written in black and white in the script. They have been paid since the opening ceremony. The planner is Yu Kuangxiao but The biggest behind-the-scenes manipulator is Ming Yuan, he doesn't pay the bill, no one will act on a hot day, besides, in the hospital that day, the man and woman's pig's feet were pinched like a bear for all to see, but it has to be said that President Wen's infectious disease is a kind of Very reliable inferior infectious disease, ranging from causing IQ drop by 80% to causing diffuse necrosis of brain tissue (the so-called brain damage), and so far there is no specific medicine, so people are convinced that everything seen at the opening ceremony is true for male and female pigs Have firm confidence in the love of feet.

Ming Er Shao and all the actresses sat in the front row, four or five on the left, four or five on the right, and Ming Er Shao in the middle. Among them were film rookies, popular actresses, divorcing scandal-ridden actresses, and married couples from good families. Actresses, actresses who have been married for three times, fringe actresses, flat young models, and beauties in advertisements... The situation here is dazzling, and seeing Mingyuan and Lyn both slipping into their seats, they have tried to keep a low profile But the flash has become a disco spotlight.Jiang Ying queen sat in the middle of the front row like many stars, writing all over her face with displeasure. While the reporters from around the front and back grabbed the spotlight, Lyn had already been identified by the media as marrying into the Ming family. Besides, there is a domineering heroine like Beibei who is copying her back, so the situation is very bad.Although it is Lyn who is currently in an open relationship with Director Ming, the collective subconscious of the president's disease syndrome has already determined that Beibei's promotion to the third child is just around the corner. , as if intending to resist the arrangement of the master of the plot, but today, under the strong hint of Jiang Yinghou, the president's disease syndrome has a premonition that Ming Dong's marriage and love path cannot be smooth and smooth, because!Storyline is king! ! !

And the plot is being pushed forward by a strong and irreversible collective willpower, all this seems to have nothing to do with the most unpopular male supporting role, obedience to the plot is the consciousness that a male supporting role should have, Tang Yingzhuo consciously Sitting in the last row of corner seats, this behavior made those reporters who had misunderstood him in the hospital warm up their favorability, but who could understand that he, who was tired and disliked, was actually out of the convenience of going out to smoke.

Today, all important actors including Jiang Yinghou, Lyn, and Beibei have appeared on the stage. Three women in one play, the president's disease syndrome has already begun to look forward to the celebrity luncheon later, and a series of questions at the opening ceremony Simplification and simplification made Yu Kuanxiao think that the effect of this publicity campaign was not good, and it was a bit overwhelming. The reporter's question did not dig deep into the ambiguous relationship between male and female pig feet in the audience, which was full of hints to Cheng Biaobiao and Beibei's preparations in advance The jokes with a lot of sexual ambiguity (answering reporters' questions) are basically useless, which shows that the media and the public's expectations for this film are far lower than those for Ming Dong's marriage and love relationship. Moving forward, I would rather point the camera at the rare second young master of the Ming family.

It was only at this point that Yu Kuangxiao realized that his parents were not the audience, not the media, not the movie star, but Boss Ming. He answered the reporter's questions rigorously and wittily, but he was angry at himself for the one-week schedule at the meeting.It may be because of caring, just like always forgetting to save files at critical moments in the game. He remembered the original intention of shooting this film like a dream, and then started to look for the male supporting role of the film. After 1 minute, Yu Kuang laughed in front of the camera. Showing a deliberate calm look as if his wife and children were separated, the camera-stealing reporter called it a spectacle in the film and television industry. The official newspaper wrote: "Yu Kuangxiao's expression reminded me of Zhuge Liang's empty city plan." The editor of the tabloid said: Yu Kuangxiao The look on his face made people think that he had not menstruated well and forgot to put on the pads, and some magazine editors thought too much and dirty so they had to ask everyone——Why is he swollen? ?

Of course, the above is for a later story. At this moment, Tang Yingzhuo, the actor who ate a pot of boiled fish last night, is making spicy poop in the toilet.Tang Yingzhuo's time calculation was just right. After producing spicy poop, he smoked a few cigarettes, then went outside to find the company's commercial vehicle, and went to Jiutian International with everyone to fill his stomach.

Yu Kuangxiao was actually worried that Tang Yingzhuo would not attend the star banquet at noon in anger after being left out in the cold, and that would cause Ming Boss Poker Face to take Lyn away in anger. Even if Yu Kuangxiao has three heads and six arms, he can't handle this kind of occasion where the three stars collide abruptly. Yu Kuangxiao's logic is that if the opening ceremony fails, the film will be ruined. If the film is ruined, the box office will be cold. If the box office is cold, the company will owe Yuan's money, and if the company owes Yuan's money, it will have to declare bankruptcy. Once the bankruptcy is declared, decades of hard work will be in vain... But Yu Kuangxiao may really not know that in Deep in the souls of the audience and the media, there is a plague called President Wen Contagion. President Wen is considered to be an invincible kingly theme in the next ten years, so even if the film is shot in fine pieces, it will be broken into pieces. Broken into foam, the box office will never be cold, because no matter what happens, CEO syndrome will continue to love, love, and love with amazing perseverance.

Tang Yingzhuo had just smoked a cigarette when he heard people coming out one after another while the music was playing. Deputy director Zhou staggered from the crowd and grabbed Tang Yingzhuo's hand like a treasure: "Yingzhuo! So you didn't leave, it hurt me so much try to find!"

Tang Yingzhuo should be happy at first, but the voice of his words is wrong, why should I go?Even people like Mingche who have nothing to do with the crew come here to eat, am I not a member of the eight hundred crew?It's almost too close, my hands are so thin that you can't grasp it.

Tang Yingzhuo shook his hands: "Why are you looking for me, don't you all go to Jiutian for dinner together?"

Zhou Zhen said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, all go." As he said that, leading the way, the two of them passed through the crowd and walked to the side ladder leading to the underground garage: "Take my car and go. The commercial van is too crowded."

Tang Yingzhuo looked back: "Just the two of us?"

"Yes, Director Yu specially ordered me to take good care of you."

Tang Yingzhuo felt a little uneasy, could this guy be bought by Mingche to lure me to a place where no one was around to assassinate me?As he walked, he said, "No, I want to take my brother's car."

Zhou Zhen turned around: "Huh?"

"Can you tell Director Yu to apply for a place in my brother's car?"

As soon as the ceremony was over, Zhou Zhen received an urgent order from Yu Kuangxiao, no matter what, he had to find Tang Yingzhuo, bring him to the Jiutian Star Banquet, and do everything possible to satisfy him.

Zhou Zhen pouted the back of his head in embarrassment: "I don't know if this will work, Ming Dong may have left, let me ask you." He took out his mobile phone and called Yu Kuangxiao.

Being used to being ignored all the time, Tang Yingzhuo felt that it was suspicious that he flattered herself so much. Yu Kuangxiao answered the phone very quickly. When Zhou Zhen said this, Yu Kuangxiao groaned on the phone. Tang Yingzhuo heard it even next to Zhou Zhen. Maybe it was Stopping Mingyuan's car: "Ming Dong! Wait a minute! Wait a moment!"

Tang Yingzhuo thinks that Yu Kuangxiao is playing some kind of trick. Isn't there such a saying? Being courteous for nothing is either rape or robbery, why is he so kind and standing in the driveway like a bumpkin waving his arms to help him stop Mingyuan's car under the eyes of everyone , Rolls Lance rolled over him and he turned into a human-shaped carpet, shoveled it down and used it as a mattress at home. It was too small to use as a butt pad, but it was too big, so it had to be thrown at the flea market for a pack of cigarette money. "A date with the president" will be about 18 years later.

What Tang Yingzhuo never expected was that Yu Kuang laughed and asked Zhou Zhen to lead Tang Yingzhuo to the platform on the first and a half floors behind the building, where it was said that Dong's car was parked.Tang Yingzhuo was skeptical, but when he arrived, he saw Rolls Lance waiting on the platform, and Yu Kuang laughed all the way to meet him. This morning has ruined his busyness, and his face has lost weight.

Yu Kuang smiled and said, "Oh, Ying Zhuo, I'll be waiting for you, otherwise Dong would have already left." He opened the car door eagerly, "Get in the car, get in the car."

Tang Yingzhuo was startled, could it be that he forgot when I called him a bastard, if it wasn't that he was too talkative and wanted to interrupt him, what's the fuss about the service being so good, or did I just know that the young master is doing this?Ming Dong was waiting in the car, Yu Kuangxiao didn't dare to delay for a moment, put Tang Yingzhuo into the car and closed the car door, smiled and waved to the car, thanking God that everything was fine at last.

Tang Yingzhuo asked affectionately, "How are you going?"

Yu Kuang said with a smile: "I'll take the Zhou guide car, don't worry, I can catch up with you."

"Bragging, it's not like I've never been in Director Zhou's broken car. The tires spontaneously ignited when I drove it to [-]." Tang Yingzhuo raised the glass of the car, started the car, and the bodyguard cars came one after the other.

Mingyuan said, "Will you go to the foreign teacher's class on Friday?"

"Go, I have to show off my ideal lover."

Mingyuan glanced at him in the rearview mirror, smiled silently behind the polarizer, and said, "Well, the ideal lover is not the real lover, since the photos have been released, it's okay for people to imagine it."

"What do you mean?" Tang Yingzhuo asked unfriendly.

Mingyuan ignored him.

"You mean I can't get that girl? I said I must be the type she likes, do you believe it?"

Mingyuan asked Lyn in English if the air conditioner was cool. Lyn said it felt a bit cold. Mingyuan turned it up two degrees and asked her again. She hugged his neck and kissed him, and he kissed Lyn back.Tang Yingzhuo threw all his words to feed the dog, and swore in the back seat of the car that he would not eat Gao Xiaokai's own poo.

The banquet venue of Jiutian International Hotel looks like a fashion week. At first glance, it was also provided by Yuan. From the parking lot to the banquet hall, the red carpet paved the floor, which can be described as luxurious and magnificent. The stars are shining and competing for splendor. Outsiders can't find it in it. There is no sense of self.In fact, among these people, the most carefree, happiest, and most enjoyable people are not movie kings, movie queens, supermodels, rookies, directors, and Ming directors, but four-force youths, Ming Ershao and the least recruiting. A male partner waiting to be seen.According to the media records of the day, Ming Dong’s two gluttonous younger brothers (one half-mother and one half-father) had a good time that day, and that day happened to be a day full of beauties and delicious food. .

Director You Ming felt more at ease in Yu Kuangxiao's heart, and the chances of everyone meeting in the Western-style buffet decreased. When people were in high spirits, Yu Kuangxiao announced that the banquet was over, and turned his head to explain to Ming Dong secretly that "if you drink too much, something will happen." Ming Dong and his heroes Seeing the same thing, so the stars left the stage, Tang Yingzhuo took charge of the break with a small plate in his left hand and a small fork in his right. The tabloid said the next day: Er Shao Tang was turned into a foodie by Ming Dong (group photo)!He also said: Tang Seng is still growing, everyone should understand.He also said: The illegitimate son of the Tang family is determined to destroy the Yuan family (hilarious picture)!

All crew members gathered at the Dolphin Playground in Empress Park, where there is an artificial sea and a small silver beach, which will not be open to the public after being leased.Shooting clips is actually a very fun and easy job, because the lens effect requires a lot of improvisation, which is an excellent opportunity for actors to form friendships (commonly known as hookups).The company caravan is driven to the playground in advance. There are comfortable dressing rooms, dressing rooms and lounges. The actors change their clothes and remake up. The men will be given a pair of shorts with loose legs, and the women will be given a swimsuit. The color and size can be selected (men and women) except pig's feet).It was too hot, Yu Kuangxiao also changed into a pair of flowery shorts, the elastic bands fought against the fat belly.

When the filming started, Mingyuan was alone in the car blowing on the air conditioner. He searched for "dress" on Taobao on his mobile phone, and found 7.0 messages. He also entered "summer" and got 3158 messages. He also entered "thin money" and got 30 messages. Enter "loose sleeves" and get 0 items, then input "sexy" and get [-] items, exclude them one by one, and finally lock on "sexy chiffon dress cos Wen Yating [-] Taobao price ￥ [-] yuan", [-] [-] pieces sold in one day, choose S size, add to shopping cart, click, enter the store to browse all the treasures, various clothes, accessories and props, check out in the shopping cart, the owner initiates a dialogue: Dear, did you take a picture of a dress just now?

Mingyuan said: Yes.

The owner said: Baby is the treasure of the store, your vision is good. (huge smiley face)

Excuse me, do you need a gift box for the packaging?

Mingyuan said: Need.

The owner said: Is it for a girlfriend? (huge smiley face)

Mingyuan said: No.

The shopkeeper said: send girlfriends? ? ? (huge surprise)

Mingyuan said: No.

The owner said: Dear, can I ask the gender?

Mingyuan said: Male.

The owner said: Oh, understand.

Mingyuan said: What do you understand?

The owner said: nothing. (huge smiley face)

Mingyuan said: ...

The shopkeeper said: Other products in this shop are also very good.

Mingyuan said: I saw it.

The shopkeeper said: Is there anything else you need?

Mingyuan said: Let me ask, who would usually buy this kind of clothes?

The shop owner said: This is a cos shop, which provides cosplay props for gamers.Generally, people who like to play pure meat games will buy it.Don't you play this kind of game? (huge and shy)

Mingyuan said: I don’t play too much.

The shop owner said: Well... Jiang Zi.Dear, if there is no other need, we will arrange the delivery for you now, is that ok?

Mingyuan said: Good.

At this time Lyn was wearing a bikini and knocking on the car window.Mingyuan lowered the glass.

Lyn bit her tongue and said in Chinese: "Honey, am I pretty?"

Mingyuan smiled and nodded: "Pretty."

The actresses surrounded Lyn in colorful swimsuits, standing behind Lyn and booing: "Ming Dong! Look at us, aren't we pretty?"

Ming Yuan pointed at them and said, "It's dew."

All the actresses were surprised and lowered their heads to look for themselves, and then found out that it was a lie, and shouted: "Ah! Ming Dong is good or bad!"

Mingyuan smiled. From the corner of his eye, he noticed that Lyn's face was gloomy. He didn't care. He continued to flirt with those actresses. He pointed to one of the actresses with the most expected figure and said, "Pick it up and let me see."

"what?"

Everyone was amazed to see that the actress wore a small skirt on her swimsuit. Generally, shy girls would choose this style, or the one with baby fat on the thighs, but it’s silly to think about the design of this style by a big-name swimsuit designer. Surely the original intention was not to cover up shame or ugliness, right?The actress showed her pride beyond words, lifted Xiao Zha's skirt, twisted her buttocks, walked to the car, and turned around in front of Ming Yuan.Mingyuan stared at his butt in a daze, he didn't hear what Lyn was talking to him, when Lyn got angry and left, Mingyuan called her and she didn't look back, Mingyuan got out of the car and caught up with her and hugged her, the actresses screamed and booed , the people who were busy putting on make-up over there looked over in unison—Lyn put her arms around Boss Ming's neck and sucked his lips to reaffirm ownership to everyone, and the white sand beach wafted a strong smell of vinegar.But afterwards, a tabloid editor said: Ming Dong was tired of supermodel skeletons staring at the actress's fat buttocks and fantasizing.

At this time, Jiang Yinghou was putting on makeup in the RV, when she suddenly heard screams outside, she asked the makeup artist sullenly, "What are you doing outside?"

The make-up artists looked out the window and saw Ming Yuan and Lyn kissing there. The make-up artists didn’t say anything. Jiang Yu felt that something was wrong, so she opened the make-up mirror and leaned over the window to see that Ming Yuan and Lyn had just finished kissing and their noses were facing each other. The tip of the nose was tired there, Jiang Yu's facial expression was distorted, and the foundation on his face almost didn't come off. Tang Yingzhuo, who was taking a nap on the bed, suddenly felt something hit the back of his head. , I finally endured the most pain and almost fainted. I heard someone called "Zhuo Zhuo". I opened my eyes and turned around. Jiang Yu's livid face was hanging above his head. Tang Yingzhuo: "Ah?"

"Get up! Go and call your brother over!"

Tang Yingzhuo sat up rubbing her head and squinting her eyes: "What's wrong with my brother?"

The make-up artists hid away in fright.

Jiang Yu was already trying to control himself, sitting on the sofa panting angrily: "Just say I'm looking for him! Tell him to come right away!"

"Oh."

Tang Yingzhuo didn't wake up and yawned and searched everywhere for slippers, not to mention the slippers couldn't even find an insole. Tang Yingzhuo came out of the RV with bare feet and stepped on the hot sand. A couple of beauties, Mingyuan and Lyn, had a romantic kiss on the beach Alright, at this moment, a barefoot second master popped out: "Hey, your mother is looking for you and asked you to go."

Lyn got angry again when she heard that, and she held onto Mingyuan's hand and didn't let go. Mingyuan discussed with her for a long time. Tang Yingzhuo heard that it meant that she promised her to come back immediately and promised her to spend the night at Guangyu International, and then promised her something. Understood, promised her so many things but still refused to let him go, made such a big Boss Ming so anxious that everyone didn't even bother to put on makeup and recite lines, gathered around to watch the fun, Beibei was wearing a conservative and pure swimsuit holding a SpongeBob SquarePants balloon A pair of kilowatt light bulbs came from a distance, and the people next to them whispered that Lyn intentionally provoked discord between mother and child, that she did not care about the occasion when she played a temper in front of Ming Dong, that she would fall out of favor sooner or later, etc. Beibei suddenly With a strong premonition that her time is coming, she rubbed the corners of her lips and cheeks triumphantly on the SpongeBob SquarePants balloon.

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