male god we singled out

Tang Yingzhuo stood in an awkward position a little far away from the audience and a little closer to Mingyuan and Lyn. The soles of his feet were almost cooked by the sand. He put his left foot on his right foot, and his right foot on his left foot. He urged Mingyuan anxiously: "Hurry up!" Well, the queen mother is roaring."

Yu Kuangxiao and Song Chujin purposely slid to the side to stay away. Just as they were about to ask Cheng Tianwang where he had gone, they saw Cheng Biaobiao appearing in the focus of everyone's eyes in a suit with shoulder pads and high leather shoes. At first glance, he looked more like a president than Ming Dong. , with a sissy mouth and a big tongue: "Oh, Miss Lyn, don't be too self-willed! Ming Dong made a good job for you, and you don't have a good relationship, don't be too stiff to chat (argue) with your future mother-in-law Lah, there will be no benefit in the future, so don’t make Ming Dong blue (difficult) soon..." Such a statement is purely adding fuel to the fire, and the dolphins can hear it, and they lie on the edge of the pool and watch with their heads up .

Lyn couldn't understand what Cheng Biaobiao said at all, and these lines were all for Ming Dong.In the future, there must be tabloid editors saying: Ming Dong coaxed his girlfriend, Cheng Tianwang took the opportunity to loosen the soil.

The economic man Mian Mian couldn't hang up, so he called Cheng Biaobiao's cell phone. Cheng Biaobiao felt the phone vibrate in his pocket, and while taking out the phone to look at it, he said: "Lai Ping, Ming Dong is really hard to do... Hey, Hey, hey, think about it carefully, hey, hey, hey, whoever picks on me, Ming Dong has been teasing me for so long, so I should give Ming Dong some face, no four?" Cheng Biaobiao said Turn off the phone, and continue to babble to persuade.Mianmian was smoking beside him.

Mingyuan looked back at Cheng Biaobiao: "Biaobiao, don't you want to take a picture of flowers?"

Cheng Biaobiao raised his hands and said in a low voice, "Ah, Ming Dong, I'm sorry, Xi, I'm sorry." Then he took a few steps back, turned around and walked away with an expression of waiting for a good show.

With others saying this and everyone watching, Ming Dong really couldn't hold back his face and his patience dropped, and his tone of talking to Lyn also changed. Tang Yingzhuo heard from him that if Lyn was not obedient, he would not go to Guangyu International to spend the night today, and agreed to accompany her. Any place to play is also cancelled. Lyn looked at him with a pair of icy blue pupils in surprise and disappointment. At this moment, a notification came in from Mingyuan's cell phone, and Mingyuan took it out to look at it:

[Dear, the "cos Wen Yating 7.0 chiffon dress" you ordered in our store has been shipped and is expected to be delivered within two days.Thank you for your patronage! ]

Tang Yingzhuo sat on the beach to dry the soles of his feet, took off his shirt and padded his buttocks. As soon as he put his buttocks on, Mingyuan left Lyn and left. Lyn stood blankly on the beach, Tang Yingzhuo grabbed his clothes and chased Mingyuan.

"Hey! Wait for me for a while!"

Mingyuan didn't stop walking, Tang Yingzhuo caught up to see him with a stinky face, and looked back to see that Lyn was still standing there.

"What's wrong? Are you fighting?"

Mingyuan didn't speak, and walked towards the RV.Everyone turned around to do what they should do, the dolphins all plunged into the water.

Tang Yingzhuo and the make-up artists lay all over the door frame to eavesdrop, thinking that the Queen Mother would be furious, but it turned out to be the opposite, and Mingyuan became angry: "Mom, can you control it a little bit! I'm also the chairman of the board. In public, you compete with Lyn. Where do I put my face?"

The queen mother's tone changed, she pretended to be stupid, she looked ignorant, innocent, and innocent, and looked Ming Yuan up and down: "Yuanyuan, who are you angry with? When did mother fight with her? I asked Zhuo Zhuo to call you and Lyn came in to eat fruit, maybe Zhuo Zhuo didn't understand me, son, you really wronged mother this time."

Tang Yingzhuo was dumbfounded—wow, I just woke up and this has something to do with me?

Mingyuan clearly remembered that Tang Yingzhuo said that the queen mother yelled just now. Isn't the queen mother very good? What's going on?Looking back for Tang Yingzhuo, there was no one there.

Jiang Yu happened to see Tang Yingzhuo from that angle, and said with a smile on his face: "Zhuozhuo, what are you hiding, come out quickly, no one will tell you, come out to eat fruit, and make-up artists come too."

Tang Yingzhuo had no choice but to flash out from behind the door frame, and Ming Yuan stared at Tang Yingzhuo with a gloomy face. This made Tang Yingzhuo fake the Queen Mother's order to sow discord.

——Queen Mother, you are really not human, you just yelled, okay?

Yes, there are witnesses!Where's the makeup artist?Tang Yingzhuo hurried back to look for the makeup artist, but only found a few lost shoes, and the makeup artists rushed out of the lounge, out of the RV and fled in all directions.Who wants to say that this article is not Gongdouwen? I'm so anxious!

Jiang Yu tied a piece of fruit with a toothpick, brought it to Mingyuan's mouth, and said with a smile: "Son, don't be depressed, it's a misunderstanding, why don't you explain it to Lyn later?"

Mingyuan opened his mouth to bite the fruit, his eyes kept staring at Tang Yingzhuo.Tang Yingzhuo's face was swollen.

Jiang Yu tentatively said: "How about... Mom help you explain to Lyn?"

Mingyuan said, "No need."

Tang Yingzhuo gnawed a tooth of watermelon in his arms, and after gnawing on the watermelon, he looked for a cantaloupe to gnaw, gnawed, gnawed, a strange injustice fell from heaven, and he really wanted to be reincarnated.

The lounge was obviously air-conditioned, so Jiang Yu fanned Ming Yuan with a fan: "Son, it's so hot, why don't you call Lyn in for some fruit?"

"Don't worry about her."

Ming Yuan crouched on the sofa and fiddled with his mobile phone, feeling extremely calm.The Queen Mother laughed.Tang Yingzhuo thought to herself, Queen Mother, if I hadn't shared the same hatred with you, I wouldn't have supported you.But the Queen Mother seems to have changed her strategy.

Deputy director Zhou has sent someone to comfort Lyn.The sun was shining brightly outside, and the seaside scenery was shot at four o'clock in the afternoon. The lighting was excellent. Cheng Biaobiao and Beibei first took a group shot. The actresses are really beautiful and sexy, even Ming Dong can't be indifferent, but Cheng Tianwang is gay and doesn't need to act deliberately.

The cold and arrogant heroine is the only one who doesn't show courteousness to the president. Walking alone by the sea is sad, lonely, and desolate, but when Beibei thinks that her time is coming, she can't help thinking about it, she keeps turning her mouth and eyes happily. , causing Yu Kuangxiao to always find no inspiration, doubting why he chose her as the heroine in the first place.

After shooting this group of shots, Cheng Biaobiao and Beibei changed their clothes, and Jiang Yinghou and other main supporting actors came on stage. It was enough for Cheng Biaobiao and a man to change clothes outside. The limited space in the RV should be given to the actress, but he I have to squeeze in, because I know that Ming Dong is inside, but the actresses also want to appear in front of Ming Dong a few more times, maybe Ming Dong is having a quarrel with his girlfriend and wants to find a ready-made actress around him to have an affair. These actresses know that they have no hope of robbing Ming Dong with the world's famous models, but rumors with Ming Dong can make their social status skyrocket, and they can become the most complete bitch overnight. He is handsome and tasteful, and it is said that he also has a European-sized pendant.

The cold and proud heroine does not exist in reality. Even Beibei would fight with others to fight for the changing room. Originally, deputy director Zhou thought that the little girl was thin-skinned and easy to talk, and was afraid that others would run over her and have no place to change clothes to delay the shooting progress. He wanted to borrow the changing room from Jiang Yinghou for her. Seeing that Beibei has learned to use the banner of the heroine to stand up to the guest actresses, it doesn't need to worry about it.

Yu Kuangxiao pretended not to know, but in fact he was so angry that he vomited blood. When Ming Dong came to the shooting scene, these women were all crazy. Didn’t they all pretend to be aggressive at the opening ceremony?Oh, I thought that there would be no media, no reporters, no audience here, and it doesn’t matter if you take the sexy route, the pure route, the housewife route, the little dragon girl route, the strong woman route, or the little white route. , How can a piece of water become a bitch?

Because Deputy Director Zhou set everyone to change clothes for half an hour, everyone raced against time to seize the space in the RV. Tang Yingzhuo and Ming Yuan said a few words in it, but they almost didn't squeeze out. Finally, they were identified as public, holding Throwing his four legs on the beach, he sizzled and smoked, his head and feet turned up immediately, in the same shape as a baby dolphin rolling in the waves. After getting a pair of floral underpants, his only dream was to get a pair of slippers somewhere.

Tang Yingzhuo suddenly thought of Rolls Lance, and slipped into the car while in a mess. The car was tall and wide, and when he lowered his head, no one could see him, he crawled into the trunk and searched. There was a pile of odds and ends, mineral water, Condoms, tennis rackets, magazines, sunglasses, wet wipes, swimming trunks, perfume, red wine, beach slippers... Put on beach slippers, turn on the air conditioner in the car and flip through magazines—famous car magazines, love fashion, playboy, the most dazzling weapons , I love Barbie, watching movies... Because Tang Yingzhuo put all the magazines aside when she saw "Playboy", she missed "I Love Barbie" lying quietly beside her.Half an hour later, Tang Yingzhuo saw that everyone was almost assembled, so he found a straw hat and put it on, slipped out of the car, mingled with the crowd and pretended to listen to Yu Kuangxiao's hoarse voice explaining the design plot.

Mingyuan lay in front of the window looking for a long time, and finally saw his FENNL peaked cap being worn on his head. Mingyuan was biting his teeth at the time. It was a birthday present from Lyn last year. Tang Yingzhuo is quite fond of moving forward today. , mainly to see what kind of swimsuits the actresses have changed into. Two female makeup artists sat with Lyn under the umbrella and listened. They saw Tang Yingzhuo, not Tang Yingzhuo but the A hat, that hat is a limited edition, in layman's terms, it is unique in the world, unique in design, expensive, wearing a special dress, the hanging silk will become a male god in a second, and the male god is among the female stars In it, the male god stretched his neck, squinted his eyes, scratched his face, swayed to and fro, and pretended not to care.

Yu Kuang laughed and talked when he heard someone sobbing behind him, thinking that someone suddenly remembered that he was not born to his parents, turned around and found Lyn crying on the small round table, and the two little makeup artists beside him were numb and wanted to ask Ask her what's the matter, afraid that she can't understand Chinese, and afraid that she can understand but can't express it, even more anxious.

Yu Kuang laughed and said, "Which one of you is good at English, hurry up and ask what's going on!"

Two actresses ran past.Tang Yingzhuo was still standing on tiptoe to watch the excitement.

— ho!This is another one with a lower tear point than Brother Biao.

Yu Kuangxiao sat on the chair and took a sip of mineral water, crossed his index fingers, and said to everyone: "Take a break for 10 minutes!"

Some actresses didn't bother to watch Lyn and ran into the RV. Of course, Tang Yingzhuo ran in the opposite direction. In the distance, Mingyuan put one arm on the window, looking at Tang Yingzhuo with a broken, helpless and ridiculous expression.Beibei stood at the back of the crowd and looked at the weeping Lyn who was in a trance. A design plot appeared in her mind. Before everyone noticed, Ming Dong sent Lyn a text message: I have thought about it. Let's break up.Yu Kuang laughed and looked at his watch. It had been more than ten minutes, and Lyn was still crying. He had no choice but to ask Ming Dong to solve it.

Mingyuan's phone rang, and he picked it up: "Hello."

Yu Kuang laughed and said, "Ming Dong, I'm exhausted, come quickly."

"Hehe, let Ying Zhuo come to me."

"Ah? Good... good."

Tang Yingzhuo was watching Lyn at first, but later he felt that the side was very hot, and when he moved his eyes, he found Beibei standing beside him. It was very scary that the two kilowatt light bulbs did not blink for more than ten minutes. It happened that no one else noticed, but Tang Yingzhuo paid attention Here we go, oh my god, isn't she a robot from a sci-fi novel?

Tang Yingzhuo was trembling, but Yu Kuang laughed and gasped behind him, and when he turned around, it was indeed him.

"Ying Zhuo, go to the lounge quickly, Ming Dong is looking for you."

Tang Yingzhuo let out an "oh", and ran away as if the soles of her feet were smeared with oil.

The sofas in the lounge are all filled with coquettish and sexy actresses. Cheng Tianwang smashes ice cubes with a small ice paddle himself, and puts the crushed ice in the glass on the coffee table before pouring wine. It is crystal clear and beautiful. Mingyuan took a sip from the wine glass, Tang Yingzhuo stood at the door, thinking that there was nowhere to go.

Mingyuan hooked his hands: "Come in."

No one gave up his seat, Tang Yingzhuo sat cross-legged on the carpet: "You are crying, you have been crying for a long time."

"I know, I saw it, you got into my car just now?"

Tang Yingzhuo was a little bit unreasonable and purposely put on an air: "Ah, what's the matter?"

"What did you see?"

Tang Yingzhuo was puzzled, took off his hat and handed it to him: "This is yours, lend me your slippers first."

It was just a fake move. Unexpectedly, Mingyuan actually took the hat. Tang Yingzhuo cursed in his heart, and took off his shoes: "Return it all to you! Give it back to you!"

"Get dressed."

"No, no, no! Broken stuff!"

--threw.

Mingyuan took a sip of wine and smiled: "You came to my car just to find these things?"

Tang Yingzhuo couldn't hold back his anger: "You have a lot of Viagra in your car, so I have to use them too!"

The two actresses were all stunned, missing two beats in the rhythm of smashing ice.

Mingyuan put his hand over his mouth and coughed twice: "That's fine, it's fine."

Tang Yingzhuo took one last look at the hat and slippers, turned around and left.

"Wait a moment!"

As soon as he turned around, Mingyuan saw that his heels were cracked, Mingyuan picked up the slippers and walked to the door.

Tang Yingzhuo turned her head and asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

"Come here." Ming Yuan squatted down, holding slippers in his hand.

Tang Yingzhuo came over: "What the hell..."

Mingyuan put the slippers on for him with his own hands.

"I see that your clothes are quite suitable. I give them to you. I haven't worn them yet. Do you know how much I bought them for? Three thousand pounds. Wear them well and don't cause trouble."

Tang Yingzhuo lowered her head and fixed her eyes: "That's it?"

"Ah."

Tang Yingzhuo punched him on the head: "Your brain is flooded!"

"..." Mingyuan didn't react for a long time.

——Damn, but I got revenge, and the big bump on the back of my head still hurts.

From the corner of Tang Yingzhuo's eyes, she found that countless pairs of eyes were about to pinch someone on the sofa. She squeaked and ran away. The more she ran, the more brisk she ran, and the more she ran, the more she loved running. These shoes are really worth the money. Hey, while running, lift your left foot and right foot to appreciate .

Yu Kuangxiao still arranged for two makeup artists to accompany Lyn, and then the crew started filming. The sunset was just rising, reflecting the silver sandy beach in colorful colors, and Beibei stood in the breeze, her hair fluttering. She was so involved in the scene that the director called her out. Still unable to extricate herself from the plot, it’s just a film that takes 1 minute to complete. The director likes actors who are easy to get into the play. As a rookie, it is really rare to be able to get into the play like this. So in order not to discourage her enthusiasm, Deputy Director Zhou sent a special crew to work The staff accompanied her to continue walking along the seashore, listening to her young girl's heart: "Did you make it? It's for sale... I'm thinking about it, the beast... I can walk straight from the side..." Thanks to the staff I have worked with a Taiwanese movie star before, so it is not a problem to understand her words: Do you know?Sometimes, I keep thinking, when will I be able to walk along the beach like today...

Under the setting sun, the beach is full of the backs of crew members who are busy finishing work. The king of heaven, actresses, and actresses all squeeze into the RV to remove their makeup. A handsome figure appears on the beach. Ming Dong walks under the umbrella. Two makeup artists Leaving at ease, Ming Dong held a peaked cap behind his back, bent slightly and took Lyn's hand, whispering softly in her ear, and finally the two embraced under the parasol, and the picture was frozen.

On the beach stood a dumbfounded girl—Beibei.The crew responsible for walking with her was miserable. The tens of meters from the beach to the caravan almost carried her back.

[Term definition]: The high-risk group of "President's disease" is women aged between 10 and 40 years old. The cause of the disease is the high level of estrogen, which leads to psychological imbalance. The early symptoms are like watching president's articles and president-themed movies. The work gradually loses interest in other things, is tired of studies, work, housework, etc., is absent-minded, and has a withdrawn personality; the symptoms in the middle stage are gloomy mood, eccentric temper, resisting all information that has nothing to do with the president to enter the brain, hearing the word "president" makes the legs weak, every time Every moment, I fantasize about encountering, falling in love, and getting married with the CEO; the late symptoms are huge emotional ups and downs, and I can't help but imagine that someone around me is the CEO arranged by the god of fate, thinking that this person will definitely marry my current girlfriend To break up, he must be his true son, and he still does not change his infatuation after being rejected many times.

(Unfortunately, judging from the above classification, Beibei is now in the middle and late stages of the president's illness.)

The high-risk group of "Gongdou Disease" is women between the ages of 40 and 100. The cause of the disease is the decrease of estrogen levels, which leads to psychological imbalance and lower self-confidence and sense of security.Symptoms in the early stage are that all women who want to be close to their husbands and sons are regarded as imaginary enemies, and all their words and deeds are disgusted. Women with overlapping sons are potential dangerous elements who enjoy what they get. They are eager to try the men they have devoted all their youth and life to training/training. They often chatter behind their backs to expose their shortcomings and compare themselves with themselves to show their advantages. ;The late stage symptom is that all women in the world will fall in love with their husbands and sons at first sight and try their best to snatch them away from themselves. Whenever they have the opportunity, they will slander, frame, and destroy young women groups to protect their vested interests and defend themselves. The purpose of their own living environment.

(It is gratifying that Jiang Yinghou is still in the early and middle stages of Gongdou's disease.)

The comparative theory of CEO disease and Gongdou disease holds that typical CEO patients believe that the core of the world is a thing called "love". Survive any trials and tribulations with the final HE ending.Typical patients with Gongdou disease believe that the core of the world is no longer "love" but "youth", and their status is precarious. The women around them are terrible thieves, and they must always maintain a high degree of vigilance to protect the fruits of their life's struggle.Therefore, CEO disease and Gongdou disease are actually two symptoms of the same disease. The root cause of the disease is the imbalance of hormone levels in the body leading to serious psychological imbalance. It is recommended to control the development of the disease by adjusting the hormone level in the body.

A social critic believes that women are more emotional, and women are naturally jealous. Some psychologists and doctors believe that all women aged 0-100 in the world are sick, which is a kind of morbid thinking in itself.

A senior psychologist retorted: If the whole world catches a cold, no one will be spared, but if there is one person who is not infected, it must be a doctor.

The column editor of this newspaper, "He Le Huaer Lao Haoren", said: At present, the authorities generally deny that the two contagious psychological diseases (conservatively diagnosed as mental) diseases of "President's Disease" and "Gongdou Disease" are prevalent in society, while relevant people believe that " The proposal of "President Disease Theory" and "Gongdou Disease Theory" has extraordinary significance, and their influence cannot be underestimated.

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