The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

Because of Shen Qianyi's insistence, Lao Bo was helpless, and he didn't want Shen Qianyi to do any hard work.In the end, Lao Bo asked Shen Qianyi to take care of the herbs planted in broken pots and bowls.For long-term development, Lao Bo decided to plant some herbs that are easy to grow, such as snow lotus and ginseng. A plant that is a medicinal herb.

And there was a potted flower(?) that was treated carefully by Lao Bo. The flower was almost transparent white with double petals, layered on top of each other, and with the little red stamen, it was very beautiful.The flower was solemnly transplanted to a slightly better flower pot by Lao Bo, and even the soil where the flower was planted was kept moist all the time.Shen Qianyi was a little puzzled about this orchid-like herb, and asked Lao Bo specifically, but Lao Bo smiled mysteriously.

After a month, Shen Qianyi finally knew what the flower was for.On a sunny morning, after his daily exercise, he just entered the bathroom with his front feet, when Lao Bo followed him in with his back feet.

Shen Qianyi watched silently as the old man put down the flowerpot he was holding cautiously in his hand, and then picked off the flowers that bloomed just right, petal by petal, and mashed them into mud bit by bit, and then put the flower mud into his In the water ready for bathing.

The next second, Shen Qianyi was a little surprised, what kind of magical chemical reaction happened!

The flower mud made by a small flower unexpectedly turned the hot water in a large wooden barrel into a viscous liquid.Shen Qianyi reached out to touch it, and found that the water had also been cooled by the flower mud, from the hot hand just now to the current ice cold.What about science!

Lao Bo asked Shen Qianyi to go in and have a soak. Shen Qianyi stood there for three seconds before moving.

Seeing Shen Qianyi's hesitation, Lao Bo said, "Why don't you go in? Didn't you like to soak in the past? If it weren't for the fact that there aren't many beauty-loving flowers, I would like to soak for you every day."

At this time, Shen Qianyi had already sat in the bathtub, and frowned after hearing what Lao Bo said.Did he hear wrong just now? Zhuyan flower?Is it the standing face he thought of?Before Shen Qianyi could ask, Lao Bo took off the red flower stamens and smashed them, and applied the mud-like substance to Shen Qianyi's eyebrows.Comparing the positions, Shen Qianyi determined that the place where it was smeared was the bud-like pattern between his eyebrows.

Before frowning, it was smoothed out by Lao Bo's rough fingers. Lao Bo said: "Don't frown, or it won't look good in the future."

Shen Qianyi didn't frown anymore, but the uneasiness and throbbing in her heart were about to break through the sky.In the end, Shen Qianyi still decided to ask, all the things that were wrong almost made him faint, even though the string of warning in his mind was constantly tightening.If you don't ask, you're deluding yourself!

Shen Qianyi thought that his nerves were strong enough, but he didn't expect the reality to be crueler than he imagined...

"No need, it's useless to look good!" It's not that Shen Qianyi is stubborn, he looks good enough in his world!Then, everyone attributed his achievements to the unspoken rules.At first he was furious, then numb.And more than 70.00% of the people are staring at his face and committing nympho, the mild degree is bearable, the serious degree...seriously disturbs his daily life.

Sometimes, Shen Qianyi wanted to just scratch it and forget it.Anyway, a man who looks so good-looking can't bring him anything. On the contrary, people shout "love at first sight" to him every day.Shen Qianyi sneered, it must have been love at first sight for his face!If he had a face without salt, let's see if they would "fall in love at first sight".

At the age of fifteen or sixteen, when she was the most middle-school and the most unreasonable, Shen Qianyi had seriously considered the pros and cons of disfigurement/plastic surgery.If Shen Qianxi, who was three years younger than him, hugged him tightly and said that he dared to go for plastic surgery, he would have dared to jump off the building, and he really let him do it.After the second term, Shen Qianyi's mentality has also calmed down. If others say that he relies on his face, let him talk about it!Anyway, he was the one who benefited, and after Shen Qianyi stopped being diplomatic, the discussion about his face gradually faded away, replaced by his vigorous methods and prosperous company performance.

When bound to system 74748 and going to various worlds, Shen Qianyi originally thought about whether he could change his face, but in the end...

Tsk - don't say it!

Lao Bo sighed lightly, still moving between Shen Qianyi's eyebrows, and said: "Little master, as a brother, face and skin are extremely important."

Shen Qianyi: "..." He is not a woman, why is he paying so much attention, and what is "brother", does it mean son?

Lao Bo also said: "Little master, the pattern between your eyebrows is so bright and clear. When the flowers bloom at the age of 15, you must be a good brother. In order not to be rejected by your husband's family after marriage, you should take advantage of this time Take good care of it."

Shen Qianyi: "..." Is there something wrong with his ears?Or is there something wrong with the way he understands it?Why did he hear words like "after marriage" and "husband's family" that shouldn't appear.

Shen Qianyi held back the blood in his heart, he must take this opportunity to find out what kind of fucking world this is.

Lao Bo finished smearing the mud made from the stamens, stood a little further away, looked at it, approached Shen Qianyi again, and said, "Little master, you must live a good life so that the master's spirit in the sky can be comforted. Of course, Lao Bo I also hope that the little master can find a father who truly loves you and cherishes you."

After finishing speaking, Lao Bo straightened up, turned around and took the cloth towel beside him.As a result, as soon as Lao Bo turned around, he saw Shen Qianyi lying quietly in the water, with his head leaning on the side of the tub, apparently asleep.Lao Bo smiled helplessly and let him go.Anyway, the time to soak in the beauty-preserving flower water is quite long, just for Aqian to rest.

However, is this really the case...

When Shen Qianyi woke up again, it was already noon, and he also transferred from the bathtub to the bed, from being naked to wearing obscene clothes.Shen Qianyi lay on the bed and collected his thoughts. What the old man said to him today was really... ruined the three views!

Shen Qianyi calmed down to analyze, according to the old man's words, those with a mark between their eyebrows are brothers, and brothers...

Is it the group responsible for giving birth in this world?The subordinate unconsciously rubbed the center of his eyebrows fiercely, hoping that the pattern on the center of his eyebrows was just drawn by others.Knowing the burning pain between her brows, Shen Qianyi also came back to her senses, put down her hands, and continued to think.

In this way, everything seems to be working——

Because the little boy who was beaten by him is the one who was married, he is equivalent to a former woman, so everyone will be more tolerant to him.

Therefore, his demeanor and tone are all feminine, even his followers and old man are like this.It's just that they took it for granted that he didn't notice it for a while (or didn't dare to notice it).

Therefore, the other party's arrogant temperament has been developed, which is also the reason why this "prince"'s mentality does not conform to the actual situation!Nonsense, what kind of IQ does a "princess" need, as long as she is a woman!

So, he is also the role of this "princess"?

Thinking of the standard treatment of a princess when he was the emperor, Shen Qianyi's face instantly turned green...

The so-called "standard princess treatment" is to raise the princess well before she gets married, and it doesn't matter if she is pampered, and then when the princess is needed to play, especially when marriage or sex is needed--when she is lured, she is treated as a commodity Throw out the same, in exchange for a little benefit.

Therefore, Shen Qianyi immediately changed the most important thing from seizing the throne to escaping from the palace!Thinking of the path of "becoming an emperor" that was laid down at the beginning, Shen Qianyi felt a little...embarrassed. Fortunately, before taking action, she knew that she and the "princess" were equating.It's not because Shen Qianyi thinks it's impossible, but because Shen Qianyi thinks that if she goes out with the mark between her eyebrows, she will only be advertised as a "female" by those in power, and then... get a better price.

Of course, escaping from the palace is a long-term goal, but now the short-term goal is to determine the difference between the brother and the father, specifically the appearance!

If only the pattern between the eyebrows...

Just as he was thinking, Lao Bo walked in.Seeing that Shen Qianyi woke up, Lao Bo asked him to come over for dinner.

After eating, Shen Qianyi asked: "Old man, what's your surname?" The title "Old Man" used to be used for men.And there is also a pattern between Lao Bo's eyebrows, no matter how you look at it, it is the "female" side.

Shen Qianyi is now able to face his "female" identity very calmly. Anyway, he will not fall in love with someone in this world, and it is even more impossible for him... to have children.So it doesn't make any difference to him whether he is a man or a woman.What's more, he checked his body thoroughly just now, and he didn't find that there was too much that shouldn't be too much, or that there was something missing that shouldn't be missing, at least on the surface!

Lao Bo gave Shen Qianyi a strange look, and said, "My surname is 'Bo'! Don't you call me 'Old Bo' every day?"

Shen Qianyi: "..." My name was "Old Man", but it turned out that it was really "Old Bo".

After being taught ten characters as usual and assigned to write big characters, Lao Bo went out to continue weeding.At this time, Shen Qianyi deeply understood why Lao Bo had regretful eyes when he saw him studying so fast...

Damn it, even if he wants to be a "female" queen, he still needs others to believe it!

After writing the big characters, Shen Qianyi quickly got into the pile of books.Looking at the title of the book, Shen Qianyi found a copy of "Yong Guozhi", then flipped through it, um... there was a mention of brother in it.Shen Qianyi sat down on the spot and looked at it carefully.After reading it, this book is full of things I don't know the so-called.For example, how the founding emperor of the Yong Kingdom and his "Queen" went hand in hand to create a beautiful homeland, no, it was a country.

Putting the book back, looking for the next one, after searching through five or six books, Shen Qianyi finally found a copy of "Admonishment".The title of the book is just two words, Shen Qianyi flipped through it dispensably, and found what he wanted inside.

The only difference in appearance between my brother and my grandfather is the pattern between the eyebrows. Some brothers also have corresponding tire marks on their bodies.Some brothers' tread patterns will disappear with the passage of time, while others are carried for life.Of course, my brother will be slightly inferior to my grandfather in terms of size.In terms of internal structure, the father is the same as the previous male, while the brother has an extra gestational sac inside that can conceive a fetus.

Shen Qianyi pressed his hands on his abdomen, his face was green.According to the physiological knowledge he knew, the ovaries inside the female body ovulate, and the uterus is responsible for menstruation and pregnancy.So is the brother in this world?