The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

Shen Qianyi's thoughts diverged uncontrollably, and then continued to look down.In the end, Shen Qianyi relaxed. It was mentioned in "Admonitions" that there are two critical periods for my brother. One is when the imprinted flowers bloom between the eyebrows at the age of 15. This is the moment when my brother matures physically.At this time, you need to stay in bed and take good care of yourself in order to maintain your health... Marry, the other is when you are 50 years old.

Shen Qianyi speculates that this should be the difference between puberty and menopause...

Shen Qianyi's thoughts diverged again, saying that when those brothers gave birth, which passage did the child come out of...

Ahem, after confirming that she is no different from before, Shen Qianyi put aside these so-called "brothers" and "fathers".

After Shen Qianyi returned to normal, she began to think about how to leave the palace and hide the mark between her eyebrows.As long as the imprint is covered and he doesn't say anything, who would know that he is a brother?Shen Qianyi praised her wit, and was even more fortunate that Shen Qianxi was not bound at the beginning.With Shen Qianxi's IQ, coming to this world must be blind.Most importantly, his three views will be on the verge of collapse and reorganization.

He is a good Gege who loves his younger brother wholeheartedly!

After determining the goal, Shen Qianyi began to use all the available resources around him.If you want to cover up the mark, you must have a certain means of disguise.Shen Qianyi has gone through several worlds, and also knows that the masks made by disguises always have various shortcomings, and the biggest flaw is stiffness.The face after the disguise is stiff, no better than the sequelae of plastic surgery in later generations.But at this time, there is no concept of plastic surgery, with a stiff face, everyone knows that you have problems.

Therefore, the disguise is useless, but what if the mark is covered with the ointment of disguise?There is only a little bit between the eyebrows, as long as it is consistent with the surrounding skin color, it shouldn't be noticeable...

Yirong's ointments are also divided into grades, first-rate, second-rate, third-rate, and the last-rate that can't squeeze into the third-rate.With his current resources, top-notch and first-class are out of the question.The easier the disguise ointment needs, the more precious the herbs are, but relatively, it can last longer, and it is not even afraid of being soaked in water.

Gee...

Shen Qianyi held in his hand the Moliu Yirong ointment that he had finally prepared...which could not even be squeezed into the third level, and began to apply it on the surface of the water.For a long time, Shen Qianyi looked at the eyebrows which were three or four shades darker than the surrounding skin, and wiped them off dissatisfied.In the past, he didn't need to make Yi Rong Ointment, not only because he didn't need to use it, but also because when he needed it, someone prepared it.Now, he was able to tune it out because he didn't care to listen to it at the beginning.According to vague memory and unfamiliar knowledge, what was concocted was not an ointment at all.

He has failed more than a dozen times, and this time he finally made some progress, but he still failed...

Turning around and going into the study, Shen Qianyi continued to look for useful books.Two months after Shen Qianyi came to this world, she discovered that this dilapidated little study in the cold palace turned out to be a treasure!The books inside really cover everything. It would be a lie to say that everything is as comprehensive as modern times.However, military history, travel novels, medical techniques, and martial arts can all be found.

When Shen Qianyi dug up the so-called "Imperial Essence Jue", Lao Bo looked at him with complicated eyes.Shen Qianyi looked at it, and with his eyes, he could see that this is a very basic method of breathing, but after practicing for a long time, it can really strengthen the body!Shen Qianyi went through it carefully again, this method can be brought back to the original world to try, Qianxi can also try, and he can also try.His body was so bad that even the diluted vitality spring couldn't bear it!Sitting on Baoshan but returning empty-handed, that feeling...

Shen Qianyi has one more practice in his daily schedule. Ever since he came to this world, he has been confined to a corner.Either in a daze or bored all day long.It was also at this time that Shen Qianyi "deeply understood" that women's house fighting and palace fighting skills would light up, and they even reached the full level.In addition to eating and sleeping all day long, if you want to have some entertainment, you have to wait until someone comes to "friend you".When you're bored, it's easiest to think about things, and when you think too much...

Shen Qianyi was a little ashamed. At the beginning, he looked down on women who only knew how to be jealous and care about each other, thinking that they could make up one, two, three, and three plots just by a person's clothes and words.It's really not his nonsense, it's like his stud father's harem...

He stayed in Papa Stallion's harem for five years. Excluding the first two years with incomplete memory, the remaining three years alone were enough for him to see all their tricks!

Three years later, Shen Qianyi finally cultivated a little sense of Qi, but his five senses were also strengthened a lot because of this weak sense of Qi.This further confirmed the reason why Shen Qianyi wanted to take the formula back.It was also at this time that Lao Bo told Shen Qianyi his true life experience (...).

Lao Bo looked at Shen Qianyi who had been raised to his chest, and said: "Back then, the seal of virginity between the master's eyebrows was as bright as yours, how many good men begged to marry the master."

Shen Qianyi: "..." The book "Admonishment" said that the brighter the mark between the eyebrows, the easier it is to give birth.

Immediately, Lao Bo's nostalgic expression changed, and he became a little calm, so calm that he became numb, and said, "Later, master met King Yong..."

Shen Qianyi: "..." What's with this strong sense of sight?

Old Bo still said calmly: "Master sees that the King of the Yong Kingdom has extraordinary appearance and handsome demeanor, but he is only interested in the King of the Yong Kingdom..."

Shen Qianyi: "..." In other words, does Lao Bo not recognize that he is a Yongguo person, or does his "in-law" (brother who gave birth to him) not a Yongguo person?

The old Bo's expression became resentful: "Yongguo King brought the master back to the palace, pampered him in every possible way. But who knows...all of this is fake!" It may be that Lao Bo thought of the man he hated so much, It was his maternal father (the father who gave birth to his brother...), turned around and said: "When the master was in his boudoir, he also read all the books in this room..."

Shen Qianyi: "..."

Lao Bo calmed down and said, "Your grandpa (grandfather) is the owner of Shenggu Valley!"

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Shen Qianyi sat on the stool and listened to Lao Bo's talk about the grand occasion, how awesome his grandpa was, and how his inner father was...so gorgeous in the world.

Shen Qianyi strongly doubts whether the so-called "beautiful in the world" refers to the most colorful and eye-catching pattern on the eyebrows...

After recalling the past, Lao Bo said to Shen Qianyi: "Little master, as soon as you recite all the books in the study, we will leave this cage." Lao Bo has long seen that Shen Qianyi intends to leave, and he is naturally happy of.After all, he also had the idea of ​​leaving at the beginning, but for various reasons, he gave up temporarily.

And what he was worried about was that Shen Qianyi was reluctant to leave!Don't look at the cold palace in dilapidated condition and always be despised by others, but Shen Qianyi's grandfather is here.In this world, the strangest and unstoppable thing is blood relationship!

The two elder brothers, especially the young master, are always a little bit inappropriate when they go out far away.Besides, he is not sure whether Sheng Gu will accept them...

After all, when the master and son entered the palace, he violated the wishes of the valley owner, and even declared that he would sever the father-son relationship with the valley owner.And the collection of books in this room was also collected by the master when he was favored. Maybe the master also regretted it at that time, so he arranged the study like the master's study in Shenggu.As for the Immemorial Essence and Qi Jue, this Shenggu's secret formula is silently written down by the master...

Old Bo pondered, if he returned to Shenggu, the owner of the valley would still be furious.But seeing the little master who is nine points similar to the master, and not to mention a wealth of knowledge, he has read thousands of volumes.Even when he saw the little master, he would often be stunned.Presumably, Gu Zhu, who has not seen his master for nearly ten years, will feel soft-hearted and pity...

After finishing speaking, Shen Qianyi and Lao Bo separated to act.Shen Qianyi naturally went to memorize the books, and Lao Bo said that he would not allow Shen Qianyi to discount if he had to memorize all the books.Therefore, no matter how well Shen Qianyi has learned and memorized, it still takes effort!

As for Lao Bo, he went to pack his bags.In this era of backward production, it is not just a matter of leaving, it takes a long time to prepare for travel.First of all, it is money!Shen Qianyi hasn't worried about money yet, this is the first time for a big girl to get on a bridal sedan chair.

The second is dry food and clothing. Based on Shen Qianyi's deductions, it will take half a year to accumulate enough necessities for travel.

But the exact time for Shen Qianyi and Lao Bo to go out is still a year later.In addition to Shen Qianyi's endorsement, it was more because the old man needed to buy "jailbreak tools".Fortunately, the courtyard where Shen Qianyi lived was on the side of the imperial palace, and it was also the farthest side of the inner palace.Not to mention the guards, even the figures are rare.

The most frequent occurrence is the "Prince" who was beaten up by Shen Qianyi a few years ago, but just two years ago, that "Prince" was married... This is also Shen Qianyi's deep understanding of the treatment he may suffer!

However, because Shen Qianyi and the others lived in the cold palace, on the edge of the palace, it made Shen Qianyi and Lao Bo's "travel plan" easy!

Before leaving, Lao Bo took out a bottle of ointment from an unknown corner, and carefully applied the ointment all over Shen Qianyi's face, even his neck and hands.After Lao Bo finished smearing, Shen Qianyi looked at it, huh?He had turned sallow and sallow.

Hmm... that's not bad!

Seeing that Shen Qianyi did not refuse, Lao Bo breathed a sigh of relief, thinking, fortunately, the young master is not old enough to love beauty, otherwise it would be troublesome to paint this.

Regarding this, Shen Qianyi: "..."

It will be half a year before Shen Qianyi and Lao Bo arrive at Shenggugukou with a sallow face...