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Yin Dang went back with Lucifer with the fish food in his arms. As soon as they arrived home, the fish tank was delivered to them.The guy who delivered the goods was very enthusiastic and dedicated. He helped move the fish tank into the house, installed it on the wooden base that came with the package, and left after making sure it was stable.

He was politely refused to let the other party drink tea. After sending the young man out, Yin Dang wiped the inner wall of the fish tank with a damp cloth, then poured several buckets of water from the bathroom into it, and did not stop until the fish tank was [-]% full.

Still a little empty!Yin Dang looked at the fish tank that contained no other substances except water, and began to recall the fish tank decorations that he had seen in other people's homes.

Fake flowers, aquatic plants, small ornaments, rockery, bowl lotus, pebbles, these seem to be the most common ones.Vegetables can be removed, the Bianhua vinegar is so strong that my own body can't stand its torment.The fish tank is not transparent, and the significance of the decoration is not great, and you can’t appreciate it even if you put it in. It’s pebbles, which can be considered.

But living in the urban area, it is not easy to find cobblestones. After thinking for a while, Yin Dang dug out a substitute from the space.

The bottom of the porcelain-white fish tank is scattered with dozens of red and sapphires, which are full and well-proportioned in size, and are even more colorful under the refraction of the clear water.

After Yin Dang looked at the fish tank and worshiped his rich handiwork, he decided to move the crucian carp from the cheap water basin to a luxurious version of the ceramic fish tank.

"The crucian carp is gone!"

When Yin Dang entered the kitchen, he only saw a basin half full of water, but the crucian carp that was supposed to swim in it disappeared.

Could it be that he ran away?

No way, a fish can't live long without water, plus it has no feet, how can it run?Just rely on fins and tails?Although these two things are powerful weapons for swimming, they are useless on land, and it is difficult to move an inch!Even if they found another way to escape from the sewer, it was unlikely.After all, the sewer mouth at home is too small, and the crucian carp is too fat.It's hard to force it in, let alone jumping in from a water basin!

The good pet is gone, Yin Dang turned into Sherlock Holmes and started looking for clues in the kitchen.After a long time, I finally found two cat hairs in the window.

Got picked up by a cat?

In other words, how big a cat can be to hold such a fat fish!

Although he knew that if a delicious fish fell into the cat's mouth, it would definitely end up dead without a whole body, but that crucian carp really had aura, as if it had become a spirit. That's right, its natural enemy.

No matter what, go out and follow the traces to find it.

Considering that Lucifer is fine staying at home alone, Yin Dang, who is not so afraid of the devil when he gets along with him, insists that one more person will give him more power, and he will bribe the other party with ten cages of steamed stuffed buns and five delicious dishes to let him go out together try to find.

"Fifteen cages, ten cages." Lucifer was expressionless.He quite enjoyed the appearance of the other party making soup for himself.

"Too much." Yin Tang frowned, the devil or something, shouldn't he be cool, handsome and very tall.Why does this girl still bargain for such a down-to-earth thing, it is completely out of character, fall!Decisive bad review!

"The buns are still ten cages, and the dishes are five more." Yin Dang backed down.

"Fifteen cages, ten cages." Lucifer was determined.

"Twelve steamed buns, ten dishes." Yin Dang took another step back.

"Fifteen cages, ten cages." Lucifer remained unwavering.

Yin Dang was in a hurry, and if he dragged on, even if the fat fish was still alive, it would die when he went to save it.Glancing at Lucifer who had been insisting on the number, he was afraid of wasting time, thinking that no matter how many steamed buns he made, or how many dishes he could cook, it would only take more time and less time, so he agreed with a gritted teeth.

"Fifteen cages are fifteen cages. Let's go find them first."

Satisfied with this answer, Lucifer went out with Yin Dang to start searching.

Poor retreated again and again, Yin Dang, who was finally defeated layer by layer, had no idea that the reason why His Majesty the Demon King had the invincible skill of bargaining was entirely because he had just witnessed his bargaining process at the flower and bird market, and then learned and sold it now.

Ignorance is bliss.Yin Dang and Lucifer searched along the street.

It was almost dinner time when they bought the fish tank. They had just cleaned the fish tank, filled it with water, and looked for fish in the kitchen. After so much tossing, it was already dark.Fortunately, the street lights outside are very powerful, and the street is as bright as day, which will not affect their fish hunting.

The two searched along the street for about ten minutes, one on the left and one on the right.Although Lucifer didn't worry about the fish, driven by Yin Dang's fifteen steamed buns and ten delicious dishes, he tried his best to find it.Therefore, when he found that the crucian carp was held by a tabby cat, and suddenly jumped out of a dark corner and rushed into an alley, Lucifer followed without hesitation.

The spotted cat held the struggling crucian carp in its mouth, and turned left and right, trying to shake off the humans who suddenly followed halfway behind.After turning seven or eight corners and running, the tabby cat stopped suddenly, tilted its head and looked around vigilantly, pricked up its ears to listen, and then seemed to confirm that it had thrown off the person and there was no danger, then Hua The tabby got into a narrow alley.

There was a small door half-opened in the alley, and the tabby cat nimbly squeezed in, put the fish down, and stretched out a front paw to hold the flopping fish to prevent it from escaping.The little ears trembled twice, tilted his head and called to a wall: "Meow~"

"Banban, you're back!" A young man in a chef's uniform pushed open the invisible door on the wall and came out. He lowered his head to greet the spotted cat. When he saw the crucian carp struggling under the opponent's claws, he couldn't laugh or cry: "This is your cat today." Spoils of war? You didn’t pick it up in the front kitchen again! Yesterday you took away the salmon slices that Brother Li used to cook. If there wasn’t a backup in the refrigerator, maybe you would have replaced the fish on Brother Li’s chopping board. gone."

"Meow~" The spotted cat changed its paw to touch the crucian carp, acting like a baby to its master.

The young man's heart trembled wildly from its soft and waxy cry, and he didn't care if the cat didn't understand, not only stopped scaring it, but also made moves for it: "Brother Li will teach you a lesson later, remember to treat it like this He called, assuring that nothing happened. Come, before Brother Li comes, I will prepare this fish for you for dinner."

With that said, the young man walked over, picked up the cat in one hand, and the crucian carp in the other, and walked through the invisible door to the front kitchen.

So when Lucifer followed along the trail, he saw crucian carp placed on a wooden chopping board, and a human was gesturing at it with a knife, while talking to the cat circling at its feet: "Banban, what do you want today?" How to eat? Sashimi yesterday, charcoal grilled the day before yesterday, and smoked the day before yesterday. How about steaming it today?”

"Meow~" the tabby cat rubbed its head against the young man's calf, and raised its head as if responding.

"You agree, then steam it." The young man raised the kitchen knife, intending to slap the fish unconscious with the blade, so that he could proceed with the next series of bloody movements of disembowelling.

Hey, why can't I move?

The young man put more effort into the hand holding the kitchen knife, but the kitchen knife still didn't move, it didn't move down at all, and he couldn't even move his hand.

No, it's not just the hands, the whole body can't move.

The young man realized belatedly, his eyes were full of horror: this is too unscientific.It won't be so unlucky, meet a ghost!What is said on the Internet is correct, the year of birth is really cheating!

The tabby cat turned around under his feet, rubbing against it for a long time without responding, and the owner said that he wanted to fish, but now he was posing strangely, motionless.Judging from its IQ as a genius among cats, this is absolutely abnormal.

The tabby cat took a few steps back, leaving a distance, ran up with four short legs, and hit the young man's calf with its furry head, trying to restore the young man to normal.

At this time, the half-open secret door on the wall creaked and was completely opened from the outside.

When the spotted cat heard the sound, its fur exploded in fright, and it turned around to face the hidden door and bared its teeth in defense.

Lucifer walked in, glanced at the crucian carp lying on the chopping board, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the fish fell into his hands.

"Big man, you're finally here. If you don't come, you won't see Master Yu." Crucian carp said, looking at the tabby cat, wishing to jump down and give it a tail.However, since his body was still in Lucifer's hands, he had no choice but to give up this idea wearily.

As soon as Lucifer appeared, the spotted cat was pressed down on the ground by the momentum, not daring to move.There is a voice in the heart telling it that if it offends the other party, the end will be worse than death.

The crucian carp was found, and Lucifer turned around and planned to go back the same way. He just followed the tabby cat and forgot to tell Yin Dang, maybe the other party is still looking hard outside.

"Just leave like this? Hey, I haven't taken revenge yet!" Crucian carp thought that Lucifer might see himself so pitiful, with his life hanging by a thread, that maybe he would help teach him a lesson, and comfort himself no matter how bad he was. In other words, who knows that he just left without doing anything.No matter what, I stayed under the same roof for so many hours, why don't I be so nostalgic!

Lucifer stopped.

The crucian carp suddenly changed from being dying to full of energy: Did he realize his conscience and planned to avenge Master Yu?

In the expectant eyes of the crucian carp, Lucifer waved his hand, unlocked the magic cast on the young man, erased his memory just now, and then opened the door and left before the other party turned around and found out.

Fuck! ! !Pants are off, you just show me this?

Crucian carp suddenly understands the depressed mood of those nerds who have downloaded high-definition □□ small.porn.It's really cheating!

Ah, you have stopped, is it difficult to move your hands more!

Asking for others is better than asking for oneself, the crucian carp twisted in Lucifer's hand, intending to jump down at the risk of being half disabled and slap the spotted cat's tail severely.As a result, as soon as he moved a few times, his body was mercilessly pinched vigorously.

"Be honest!" Lucifer was expressionless.

"#￥%#%&*#￥%." Crucian carp broke out a harmonious swear word in its heart. If it hadn't retained a little sense, knowing that its master was not there, and its own life was still in the hands of the other party, it would never have Just say it.

New and old grudges added together, don't even think about helping out your own ideas to chase after your master in the future.The tricks on TV, not only have to be reversed, but also what the tricks are bad!Hmph, I'd rather offend villains and women than offend Master Yu!

The crucian carp was holding its breath, secretly thinking about how to play tricks behind its back in the future. It was distracted, tossed for so long, and lacked water, so it didn't realize something was wrong until the surrounding environment started to be noisy: it didn't seem like it was caught by the one just now. The road the cat walked with its mouth in its mouth!

What a fish can discover, Lucifer can naturally discover.When I came here before, the road was narrow and quiet, and there was no sound of people nearby. Compared with the road in front of me, the difference was huge, it was a world of difference.

I guess I just pushed the wrong door.

Dimmed and accented lights of various colors, hot music, the smell of cigarettes and alcohol, and the dance of demons.

Lucifer looked at everything in front of him, his gaze unchanged.In the devil world, there are many places like this. Although, as a devil king, he has never set foot there, but he often hears from his subordinates that devils are inherently obscene, and such scenes can't scare him at all.

Lucifer remained calm, and cast a water polo spell on the crucian carp that was about to die. After the opponent slowly recovered in the big water polo, he casually superimposed a spell on it that people could ignore.

Carrying the water polo, the Demon King planned to pass through the crowd and leave.Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step out of the darkness, a woman with scantily dressed clothes and heavy makeup approached her.

"Handsome guy alone?" The woman's finger with bright nail polish brushed across Lucifer's chest unintentionally, rubbing her full breasts against Lucifer's arm.The winking eyes are like silk, full of temptation.

Lucifer was expressionless, and the temperature around his body dropped a few degrees.

Only when a woman raises her red lips can such a man be challenging and strong enough to conquer: "Let's have a drink together?" He rolled his eyes while inviting.The body got closer, trying to snuggle into Lucifer's arms.

Lucifer didn't even look at the woman, walked around her and continued to walk forward.

The woman who was left behind looked at Lucifer's back and stomped unwillingly.It's the best, but unfortunately it's too cold, and this delicate flower of mine can't stand the chill.This kind of temptation is still not tempting, and it is estimated that no matter how much you stalk him, it will be the result.It is too shameful to be rejected by the same person multiple times in public.Thinking of this, the woman put away her thoughts of flirting with the other party, stepped on thin high-heeled shoes and left, looking for the next prey.

The woman's failure didn't dissuade the other crazy bees and butterflies from their charming thoughts.After all, it is normal for such a high-quality man to have a higher vision.Although the woman who returned home just now was one of the most outstanding people in the bar, the other party may not like this type, or to put it more simply, he may just not be interested in women!

Most people chose to wait and see, and Lucifer continued to move forward.Soon, another person with good appearance and impatient temper stepped forward.

A gentle man with thin gold-rimmed glasses stopped Lucifer with a glass of wine: "Are you interested in having a drink together?" Without waiting for Lucifer's answer, he raised his head and drank by himself.

The wine flowed out from the corner of his mouth, passed through the tightly buttoned shirt, and wet the thin cloth. His chest was translucent. Under the stimulation of the wine, two red fruits stood up tremblingly, looming, Silently tempting people to pick.As soon as this scene appeared, one could almost hear the sound of breathing in and out of the surroundings.

Seeing that Lucifer was unmoved, the gentle man raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand to unbutton the top button, and leaned over with wine in his mouth, intending to kiss his lips, using this erotic way to feed Lucifer. west law.

Lucifer frowned, pushed the man away, and walked forward on his own.When I walked to the corner, I suddenly found that something was wrong. There was a strange movement in the place where the tall potted plants were placed in the corner.

Although the deliberately low panting sound mixed in the music was inconspicuous, but with the ear strength of the devil king, he would not ignore it.

Is there an ambush there?

Lucifer took a closer look and saw two male humans hugging each other. The taller one was standing with the shorter legs wrapped around his body. The two were glued together with their backs against the wall.The taller human was struggling to bump into the human wrapped around him, making water stains with his movements, and the two roared and gasped from time to time, which made people blush and heartbeat.

With Lucifer's eyesight, he can clearly see the parts where the two are connected.The huge purple-red thing is pumping and inserting in the small asshole, every time, it seems to burst that place, but every time it is swallowed smoothly, the scene is full of fragrance, Lucifer saw it , but just feel disgusted.

The man's skin is not delicate enough and not white enough, his eyes are too big, his hair is too long, his figure is not good, and his whole body is full of flaws.It would be pleasing to the eye if it were Yin Dang, he is just right everywhere.

For some reason, Lucifer saw the body that Yin Dang revealed when he took off his ancient costume and changed his clothes before, and every part was just right.But this unsightly attack has to be replaced, he is not worthy of Yin Dang at all.

Thinking that Yin Dang's secret place hidden in the middle of the upturned buttocks would be captured by the ugly hard object in front of him, Lucifer felt a killing intent in his heart.No one has the right to touch that place except myself.

As soon as this thought appeared, he couldn't suppress it, and Lucifer suddenly recalled what Crucian Fish said before, "That big black man, do you have a crush on this person who caught me?" '

Crush!The Demon King who had no emotional experience suddenly realized.It seems that this fish is quite useful, and it is not a waste of time to save it by myself.

Lucifer, who realized his intentions, was in a very good mood, and couldn't wait to go back to see Yin Dang, cultivate feelings and strive to marry the queen as soon as possible.But at this time, someone haunted him, haunting him.

The gentle man who was just pushed away by Lucifer came over, reached out to put his hand on Lucifer's shoulder, and was not annoyed after being avoided, his eyes turned around the corner ambiguously, and then the focus changed from the two men who were fighting hard The body fell back on Lucifer's face: "Does it look good, do you want to have a shot?"

"Don't say no now. Let's get together and get together. We will meet again next time after we put on our pants. We will never know each other. Don't worry about it. I won't stalk you. It's just that it's rare to meet a top quality, no To have a taste and to enjoy it is to live up to the fate of meeting."

Seeing that Lucifer had no intention of objecting, the man thought he had guessed the other party's hidden worries, so he planned to make persistent efforts and asked out to open a room.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, before he could say anything, he was kicked away.

Only then did Lucifer know what he was thinking, and he was impatient to go back to see his little demon queen, but he was stopped by someone and listened to a lot of nonsense, impatient for a while, he stretched out his feet neatly and kicked away the obstacles blocking the way , ignoring the resentful and vicious eyes of the people behind him, and left with the water polo invisible to others.

Because I just finished moving my hands, no, I just finished moving my feet, and the deterrent force is still there. There will be no unsightly humans stepping forward to make fun of me, and I went out smoothly.

After all, the lessons learned from the past are the first. After the gentle man was kicked, he lay on the ground in embarrassment and couldn't get up for a long time.The thin gold-rimmed glasses were skewed, and two streams of red liquid flowed from his nose because it hit the chair leg, and he was no longer as handsome as before.No one wants to experience such an end.

After Lucifer went out, within a short distance, he saw Yin Dang looking intently on the street.The other party probably didn't even realize that he had just disappeared for a while, but that's good, without explaining, the place is full of smog, and everyone is hungry and thirsty. If Yin Dang is curious and wants to go in, it's not like a sheep falling into a wolf group!will be devoured so that there is not even a wool left.

"The fish is found." Lucifer admired Hui Yindang's figure and said aloud.

Yin Dang raised his head and followed the sound, and at a glance he saw the crucian carp that was spitting bubbles in the water polo after the superposition magic had been unlocked by the demon king.

"Then go home!" Yin Dang trotted in front of Lucifer, took the water polo and held it carefully, and walked side by side with Lucifer.

Come back home.

His Majesty the Demon King, who fell in love, heard Yin Dang say these two words, his eyes lit up, and he was happier than when he was eating buns.Even though Yin Dang was holding the water polo with a frightened face, afraid of accidentally breaking it, he didn't think it was too glaring.

At most, it's just a bit of an eyesore, and when I saw it, I wanted to lift the tail of the crucian carp and play the game of throwing high with it.

Lucifer endured it for ten seconds, seeing that Yin Dang was still nervous, jealous and at the same time couldn't stand him being so worried.

"The water polo changes with my thoughts. As long as I want it to stay like this, it will always be like this. If you don't believe me, poke it, it won't break the water polo."

"Really?" Yin Dang was dubious, stretched out a finger, and poked the water polo tentatively.

His fingers were wrapped in water, so cold that he could even touch the fins of crucian carp.But the water polo did not disintegrate due to the intrusion of the fingers, turned into water droplets, or flowed down.

Yin Dang became interested, and while walking along the way, he reached out to poke the water polo from time to time, having a great time.Sometimes when encountering crucian carp, the other party will spit out a bubble to save face.Yin Dang's fingers will chase the bubble in the water polo until it pops.

One person and one fish were in high spirits, and they couldn't bear to stop after playing repeatedly at the door of the house.

Lucifer stood beside Yin Dang expressionlessly, watching Yin Dang's mind was tied to the water polo and crucian carp, and he didn't give himself a single bit.So in the game I plan to play with crucian carp, there is another ice skating.In winter, the most fun game is this one.