from the world
Chapter 31
Standing at the door of the house and blowing the cold wind for a while, Yin Dang finally came back to his senses and took out the key to open the door. Although he was still reluctant to let go, he could go back to the house and play again. The environment is better and warmer.
After entering the door, Yin Tang didn't look sideways, and sat directly on the sofa in the living room, continuing to concentrate on playing with water polo.Devotion is like a naughty boy who got such a strange toy and couldn't put it down.
Being ignored by his crush all the time, Lucifer couldn't help it.What's so good about a broken water polo?
With a wave of his hand, the water polo flew out of Yin Dang's hand, floated unsteadily above the fish tank prepared before, and fell.
When Yin Dang jumped to the side of the fish tank to look, the water polo had disappeared.In the big fish tank, apart from clear water, there are only shiny gems and a big fat fish swimming around.
"Staying in water polo for a long time is not good for fish. This is a simple water polo technique, and you can learn it quickly with your talent. When you want to play, you can release one whenever you want." Lucifer's reason is justified It is sufficient, and it also comes with a game strategy for sustainable development, which makes Yin Dang not only lifeless, but even more interested in magic.
Low-level magic does not distinguish between talent and attributes, as long as you work hard, you can learn it.With the help of the water polo just now, Yin Dang lay on the fish tank, his thoughts divergent.
Magic can be used in daily life. In addition to being convenient, it can also exercise one's ability to control magic.
Water is needed when cooking, and water polo can be used to avoid drinking tap water containing bleach and pollutants, which is ecologically healthy.
Cutting vegetables, meat, and fruits, no longer need a kitchen knife and fruit knife, the wind blade and ice blade come in turns, which is convenient and quick.
The weather is cold in winter, and the food on the table is often cold when the meal is only half eaten.The next time you encounter this kind of situation, you don’t have to go to the kitchen to get hot dishes, or barely eat cold dishes, just reach out to pick up the plate and put a small flame underneath to heat it up, saving trouble and money.Electricity and gas are quite expensive now, so save as much as you can.
Yin Dang became more and more excited, wishing to learn these magics immediately.
People are iron and rice is steel, and excitement is not the same as hunger.Now several hours have passed before dinner time, Lucifer is not human, he doesn't feel like he doesn't eat or drink.Yin Dang couldn't do it, he would be so hungry if he missed a meal.
His stomach growled in protest, like a bucket of cold water poured down his head, instantly extinguishing the flames of excitement.After calming down, Yin Dang got into the kitchen and started cooking.
When he promised to make fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes for Lucifer before, he backed down so easily, but Yin Dang actually used a little scheming.
He didn't say that the fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes were specially made.I always cook vegetables when I eat, and I always make steamed buns in the morning.At that time, no matter how many dishes and how many steamed buns to make, they will all be deducted from there. After the calculation, in fact, I will not suffer at all.After all, when I didn't promise the other party to make fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes, I also had to cook and make steamed buns occasionally.
Just cook five dishes today, pay off half of the debt for the dishes first, and talk about the rest tomorrow.
Yin Dang rolled up his sleeves, tied up his apron, and started to work.Lucifer didn't follow behind to watch. He was standing next to the fish tank, intimidating and luring a crucian carp with the demeanor of a demon king.
His Majesty the Demon King, who had just realized his feelings, knew that the words crucian carp said earlier played a vital role.Thinking that crucian carp promised to help chase Yin Dang, Lucifer, who has no emotional experience, decided to let crucian carp realize its value.
"Hmph, I don't want to avenge Master Yu, but I want Master Yu to give you a trick. Go ahead and dream!" The crucian carp swung its tail, staring at a ruby at the bottom of the fish tank, without even looking at Lucifer, all kinds of noble and cold Yan.
Come beg me, come beg me!Hmph, I won't give you any help if you beg!
Before the crucian carp has eaten enough, its body is out of the clear water and exposed to the air.
Lucifer held the crucian carp by its tail and shook it: "Huh? What did you say?"
Hanging the golden hook upside down sounds cool, but being forced to hang it upside down is not good. The crucian carp is bullying and afraid of the hard, and is cautious and jealous, so it agreed with a particularly witty mouth, but it became more determined in its heart to reverse those tricks when the time comes .
Satisfied with the answer he wanted to hear, Lucifer threw the crucian carp into the fish tank and turned to the kitchen.
Home-cooked stir-fries are quick and easy to make. When Lucifer came in, Yin Dang was just cooking the last dish: "It's just in time, help me take out the dishes." He said, motioning Lucifer to look at the cooking table, which is neat and tidy. Four plates of dishes were laid out.
When Lucifer finished serving the dishes and was about to go to the kitchen after the dining room was set, Yin Dang came out with the last dish.
The dishes are ready, and the rice is ready.The two sat at the edge of the table and began to move their chopsticks.
Not only was Lucifer not angry about Yin Dang using these five dishes to get away with it, but he felt that he had seen another side of Yin Dang, which was so cute.
After eating in harmony, Yin Dang, who was enthusiastic about learning magic, couldn't wait to suggest returning to the devil world.Although you can learn magic anywhere, this small house in his family is no stronger than the practice room in the devil's palace, and it cannot withstand the ravages of magic at all.What's more, the concealment is not good enough, if someone sees from the window during the practice, it will be a lot of trouble.Although the windows are covered by curtains, Yin Dang still doesn't feel safe.
Yin Dang wants to go back to hell, Lucifer is naturally willing.So after washing the dishes, the two went to the bedroom.
When he came to Yin Dang's room again, Lucifer's mood was completely different.Compared to the last time when he just stood at the window and looked at the steamed stuffed buns sold in the breakfast shop outside, this time, Lucifer's attention was focused on observing the room furnishings and studying Yin Dang's preferences.
Do what you like, and the pursuit will be smoother.Besides, if he doesn't find something to do to distract his attention, his thoughts will always be occupied by the four characters of "sleeping together in the same bed".
Although the two had already slept on the bed, but at that time he hadn't realized his feelings for Yin Dang, so he was naturally calm.It's different now. Lucifer still can't calm down when he thinks that they will sleep on the same bed later, even though he understands that this is to return to the Demon Realm.
What if I can't hold back after waiting for a while, and make people do this and that?
Yu is just unreliable, and he doesn't know how to deal with this situation in advance. Sure enough, it is better to rely on others than to rely on oneself. After chasing the devil, he still has to do it by himself.
Just as Lucifer was thinking, Yin Dang, who was already lying on the bed, was puzzled: Why stand there stupidly, if you don't go to bed, what if you fall asleep and pass through the Demon Realm, leaving him behind?
"Come up quickly!" Yin Dang stretched out his hand and patted the half of the bed specially set aside, signaling Lucifer to lie down on it.
The person you like lies on the bed and invites you to share the same bed, and the cliff that can hold back is the tortoise.
As soon as Yin Dang finished speaking, Lucifer appeared on the bed in an instant, lying on the place where Yin Dang's hand had just been patted.
The bed is a single bed, which is more than enough for one person to sleep, and it won't be too crowded with a child.But Lucifer was one size bigger than Yin Dang, let alone a child, so the two of them were quite crowded lying on the bed.
But this is exactly what Lucifer wants, it's better to squeeze, the more crowded the better.Arm to arm, foot to foot, so close.If it wasn't for fear of frightening the other party by acting too hastily, he wouldn't even want to keep any clothes on his body.
In fact, it is not crowded enough. If the bed is smaller, maybe you can still hold Yin Dang to sleep. It would be wonderful to think about it.Lucifer began to consider whether to take advantage of Yin Dang's inattention and secretly cut off part of the bed.
In Lucifer's eyes, the bed was too big, but in Yin Dang's eyes, it was too small.
Do you want to move to the big bed in the master bedroom next door while you are still asleep?
Sleeping next to each other like this makes me uncomfortable.
"Go to sleep." Lucifer said, giving up cutting the bed boards and at the same time inadvertently won benefits for himself and avoided bad luck.It was a blessing in disguise, but unfortunately I didn't know it.
But not knowing doesn't prevent Lucifer from being dissatisfied.He grasped Yin Dang's left hand tightly, and when Yin Dang tried to withdraw his hand after he noticed it, he gave a reason: "This way, when the space crack appears, I will not be left behind. It is safe."
Yin Dang thought it made sense, so he acquiesced in Lucifer's behavior of eating tofu.
Demon world.
Lucifer opened his eyes and looked at Yin Dang who was still lying beside him, feeling soft in his heart.
If the person hasn't caught up with him, it's hard to guarantee that there won't be other demons with the same insight as him.Although my force value crushes them, but in terms of the means of chasing people, it is really not as good as those experienced demons.
Sure enough, you still have to declare your sovereignty first!
Lucifer glanced at Yin Dang who was still awake, and carefully got up to solve potential hidden dangers.
Yin Dang turned over between half awake and half asleep, touched his side with his hand, but there was nothing there, and suddenly woke up.
What about people?If you don't know how to hold hands, you can't bring it!Could it be that he was really left behind?
Yin Dang panicked, pulled the slipped quilt over his head, and planned to sleep back to reality.As a result, because he just woke up, he couldn't fall asleep, so he had to roll on the bed depressedly holding the quilt.
When Lucifer came back after finishing the matter, he saw Yin Dang rolling around on the bed.
"The bed is uncomfortable?" Let someone change it later!No one slept before, this thing is just a decoration, it doesn't matter if it is good or not.Not so now.
"It's very soft, big and comfortable." Yin Dang replied subconsciously, and then realized after finishing speaking: "You haven't been left behind? Then why didn't you see you just now? I'm going to go back to sleep and have a look." He explained his embarrassing behavior.
"I woke up a little earlier than you, and I just got up to deal with something. What are you doing now? Do you want to get up and learn magic and grudges?" Just now, besides declaring sovereignty, I also had a discussion with two veteran subordinates.They agreed that they need to spend more time together to cultivate their relationship, so that they can catch up with the queen as soon as possible.So learning magic and fighting spirit became the best excuse to be together.
Although Yin Dang was very moved by this, he still had reason. He still remembered that he was running a store. If he didn't want to close the store, he should go back to replenish the goods and recruit a salesperson by the way.After all, I have to learn from Lucifer in the future, and I don't care about the store at all. I can't keep asking the devil sent by Lucifer to help me look after the store!
Those who can be sent out by Lucifer's name are definitely not low in status.The temple is small and the Buddha is big, helping once or twice is to see the face of the devil, let alone for a long time.
Thinking of this, Yin Dang discussed with Lucifer and temporarily moved the study time to the afternoon.
Back at the store, □□ Department Store is already open for business.
Yin Dang entered the store and found that the devil sitting behind the counter collecting gems was an acquaintance.
"Ker? It turns out that Lu... Your Majesty asked you to help!" Yin Dang promptly and wittily changed the blurted Lucifer into His Majesty.
Even so, the people present were all non-human beings with excellent hearing, so how could they miss the meaningful word 'road'.
Where Yin Dang could not see, the demons who came to line up to buy things winked and exchanged gossip silently with exaggerated expressions.
"Road? Besides His Majesty the Demon King, who else in hell has the word "Road" in their name?"
"Oh~ It's already progressed to calling each other by their first names! Your Majesty is so fast. He only announced his pursuit in the morning, and now he has developed to calling each other's names."
"If things go on like this, it won't be long before we will usher in the Demon Queen and have a big happy event!"
"Yes, yes, but why doesn't your majesty let us mention this in front of Yin Dang? You can't go forward to gossip about one of the protagonists, and you can't discuss it openly in person. It hurts me internally!"
"Your Majesty must have his reasons for ordering this. I heard that humans are a shy race. If Your Majesty hasn't caught up with us, and we are too enthusiastic to scare them away first, then there will be no queen!"
"It makes sense, then let's bear with it, we must not affect His Majesty's love."
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Because Yin Dang's back was facing them, he didn't know the demons winking at all, well, even if he saw it, he couldn't understand it.But when collecting the gems, I could see it clearly.
Ke Er's attention was attracted by the demons' gossip, and when they came to an end, they came back to answer Yin Dang.
Fortunately, Yin Dang just asked casually, and didn't necessarily hear the answer.After all, Cerberus has collected the bill here, and the answer is very obvious and clear at a glance.
Without waiting for a quick answer, Yin Dang stood behind the counter and found a blank table, took out paper and spread it on it, and began to draft the recruitment notice.
The demons were busy gossiping, so the speed of shopping naturally slowed down.Therefore, while Ke Er collected the gems, he still had time to pay attention to what Yin Dang was doing.
"Recruitment notice?"
"Yes, I can't bother you all the time, so I plan to hire a demon to look after the store."
The conversation between Cerberus and Yin Dang was quite loud, and the demons heard it, and their eyes lit up: the moon is the first to be near the water, and similarly, the gossip can also be the first to be near the water.If he works in Yin Dang's shop, won't His Majesty be the first to know how far the relationship between Yin Dang and His Majesty will go in the future?With the first-hand information, I can definitely come out on top when it comes to gossip.I couldn't help but get excited just thinking about it.
Obviously, there are more than one demon with this idea, and all of them are well versed in the principle of attacking first.Therefore, when the recruitment notice was still in the drafting stage, many demons signed up.
"Boss, what do you think of me? I have a high force value, and even ordinary demons would not dare to overlord me, please invite me!"
Another demon pushed the one who had just spoken away: "It's better for the boss to hire me. I'm not low in strength, and I don't have any requirements for salary. I'm hardworking and hardworking."
"Go away, I have all the advantages you have, but you don't have what I have. Boss, I have many suitors, and they are all very capable. If you invite me, it is equivalent to getting countless foreign aids for free. They have done hard work and can catch up." Troublers have many advantages and uses." A red-haired, red-eyed, hot female demon said coquettishly.Just finished speaking, as if echoing her words, several male demons around her showed off Kong Wu's powerful figure.
"Britney, don't you have a job? Why are you still robbing us?"
"You can quit if you have one. How interesting is that dry and boring job."
While they were arguing, a demon seized the opportunity to sell himself to Yin Dang: "Although I don't have so many suitors, I can do everything those suitors can do. Usually, the cleaning of the store and so on, It can also be all-inclusive, and only one salary is required, so it’s a good deal to ask me.”
In addition to these few, other demons also rushed to describe their own advantages in an attempt to impress Yin Dang.
He was obviously just a salesperson in a small grocery store, but he was snatched up by them. The competition was as fierce as civil servants.
The voice was too noisy, and Yin Dang was dizzy from hearing it. Just as he wanted to make everyone quiet, Cerberus opened his mouth and let out a beast roar: "Wow~"
The whole place fell silent in an instant.
Yin Dang was satisfied, and Ke Er was also satisfied.
"I'm still here, what are you grabbing? All go shopping honestly!"
There were wailing in and out of the store, and those who didn't know thought something tragic had happened.
"Boss Ke'er, you can't do this. Once you walk through the gates of hell, no one will see you. When those birdmen attack and no one raises the alarm, the demon world will suffer heavy losses!"
"Boss Keer, the gates of hell need you, so leave it to us to look after the store!"
Words like these came one after another, all to make Cerberus focus on the gate of hell and leave them the trivial matter of looking after the shop.The demons who were still arguing just now all united to try to make Ke Er change his mind.After all, with Ke Er's strength, if he wants this job, others will lose even a chance.
Ke Er was unmoved: "I'll just hand over the work. A new three-headed hellhound was born in the clan 200 years ago, and now it's time for training. I just abdicate."
"Boss, two hundred years old is still underage. It's wrong to hire child labor." Some demons spoke righteously.
"If I remember correctly," Ke Er said lightly, "I seemed to be younger than this when I took over? Was it around [-]? Or [-]?"
The demons were speechless.
"That's it. If you bought something, go back quickly, and if you didn't buy it, line up honestly!"
So this matter was unilaterally finalized before the boss spoke.Of course, Yin Dang has no intention of objecting, after all, it is better to invite acquaintances than to invite students.He understands Ke Er's personality and abilities, so he can't be more at ease.
The notice with the words 'Recruitment Notice' just written on it was invalidated, and Ke Er casually crumpled it into a ball of paper, and when he threw it out, he sprayed a small amount of fire, leaving no ashes behind.
After this matter was settled, Yin Dang started to work on another matter.In addition to hiring a salesperson when he came here, he also wanted to make up for the consumed goods.
As soon as he said to replenish the goods, a list of out-of-stock and out-of-stock product names popped up when Keer opened his mouth, which made Yin Dang dumbfounded.
"Is there a list?"
He was silent for a while, probably because he didn't expect that Yin Dang, as a shop owner, didn't know so much about his products.Fortunately, he has always been cautious in doing things and kept everything just in case.Ke Er opened the drawer under the counter, took out a piece of paper full of words and handed it to Yin Dang.
Yin Dang took a look and saw that the sales of various commodities were listed on the paper.How many units of each item have been sold and how long the remaining inventory will last are clearly written.Replenishment can be easily done as long as you follow the list.
He opened his own shop for more than half a year, and he only made a rough idea of the purchases.It turned out that the other party had only been here for two days, and he had explained the situation in such detail.Sure enough, people are more popular than people, hiring such a salesperson is really profitable!
Yin Dang praised himself for his wisdom and martial arts, completely ignoring the iron-clad fact that he did not hire Ke Er, but Ke Er took the initiative to stay.
Holding the list, Yin Dang shuttled through the aisles of the shelves, replenishing what needed to be replenished, and counted the remaining cooked food from the space according to the missing quantity in the list, and then put them into the space ring.
After handing over the interspatial ring to Kerer, Yin Dang began to worry about how much Kerer's salary would be paid.
I don't know how many gems the average salary of the salesperson here is. If it is converted in reality, it's okay to give more, but if it's less, wouldn't I be sorry for Ke Er?
How about letting Kerr say how much he wants?No, in case Ke Er is embarrassed, what should I do in a low-level manner.
Yin Dang struggled for a long time, and finally had an idea, and decided to pay a salary of [-] rubies a month, and then include food.He can choose any kind of food in the store, and he can eat it for free.If you want to buy other products, you can get a [-]% discount, and when the goods are in short supply, you have the right of first refusal.
Tell Ke Er about the salary. In the end, because he was afraid that the salary would be too low, Yin Dang added that it could be raised.
"The salary of the same shop staff outside is generally about two thousand and five rubies, not including food and lodging. Your salary is relatively high, and the benefits are much better." Although it is not as good as his one at the gate of hell.
After Ke Er said this, Yin Dang felt at ease, and after the salary was fixed, there was nothing else to do.There was Ke Er in the store, and there was no room for him to use his abilities at all, Yin Dang left after explaining.
He didn't notice at all that after he left, all the demons present were staring at his back, whispering and gossiping among each other.
"Come and go in a hurry! Are you impatient to go back to see His Majesty?"
"Your Majesty still said that he didn't catch up? It doesn't look like this is the case! Look at how long it's been like three springs, I can't wait!"
"Idiot! If you don't see each other every day, it's like every autumn. If you don't know the human saying, don't play around with it. It will reveal your ignorance!"
"Even if he doesn't know it, don't you like it!"
"That is, besides me, who else can tolerate such an ignorant devil? If I don't want him anymore, wouldn't there be no one wanting him? That's too pitiful."
"Who do you say no one wants? My suitors are everywhere."
The two male demons queuing in front of the store chatted and made a fuss, and the other demons who were watching saw this and booed each other.
The lively scene made everyone temporarily forget the previous gossip.
After entering the door, Yin Tang didn't look sideways, and sat directly on the sofa in the living room, continuing to concentrate on playing with water polo.Devotion is like a naughty boy who got such a strange toy and couldn't put it down.
Being ignored by his crush all the time, Lucifer couldn't help it.What's so good about a broken water polo?
With a wave of his hand, the water polo flew out of Yin Dang's hand, floated unsteadily above the fish tank prepared before, and fell.
When Yin Dang jumped to the side of the fish tank to look, the water polo had disappeared.In the big fish tank, apart from clear water, there are only shiny gems and a big fat fish swimming around.
"Staying in water polo for a long time is not good for fish. This is a simple water polo technique, and you can learn it quickly with your talent. When you want to play, you can release one whenever you want." Lucifer's reason is justified It is sufficient, and it also comes with a game strategy for sustainable development, which makes Yin Dang not only lifeless, but even more interested in magic.
Low-level magic does not distinguish between talent and attributes, as long as you work hard, you can learn it.With the help of the water polo just now, Yin Dang lay on the fish tank, his thoughts divergent.
Magic can be used in daily life. In addition to being convenient, it can also exercise one's ability to control magic.
Water is needed when cooking, and water polo can be used to avoid drinking tap water containing bleach and pollutants, which is ecologically healthy.
Cutting vegetables, meat, and fruits, no longer need a kitchen knife and fruit knife, the wind blade and ice blade come in turns, which is convenient and quick.
The weather is cold in winter, and the food on the table is often cold when the meal is only half eaten.The next time you encounter this kind of situation, you don’t have to go to the kitchen to get hot dishes, or barely eat cold dishes, just reach out to pick up the plate and put a small flame underneath to heat it up, saving trouble and money.Electricity and gas are quite expensive now, so save as much as you can.
Yin Dang became more and more excited, wishing to learn these magics immediately.
People are iron and rice is steel, and excitement is not the same as hunger.Now several hours have passed before dinner time, Lucifer is not human, he doesn't feel like he doesn't eat or drink.Yin Dang couldn't do it, he would be so hungry if he missed a meal.
His stomach growled in protest, like a bucket of cold water poured down his head, instantly extinguishing the flames of excitement.After calming down, Yin Dang got into the kitchen and started cooking.
When he promised to make fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes for Lucifer before, he backed down so easily, but Yin Dang actually used a little scheming.
He didn't say that the fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes were specially made.I always cook vegetables when I eat, and I always make steamed buns in the morning.At that time, no matter how many dishes and how many steamed buns to make, they will all be deducted from there. After the calculation, in fact, I will not suffer at all.After all, when I didn't promise the other party to make fifteen steamed buns and ten dishes, I also had to cook and make steamed buns occasionally.
Just cook five dishes today, pay off half of the debt for the dishes first, and talk about the rest tomorrow.
Yin Dang rolled up his sleeves, tied up his apron, and started to work.Lucifer didn't follow behind to watch. He was standing next to the fish tank, intimidating and luring a crucian carp with the demeanor of a demon king.
His Majesty the Demon King, who had just realized his feelings, knew that the words crucian carp said earlier played a vital role.Thinking that crucian carp promised to help chase Yin Dang, Lucifer, who has no emotional experience, decided to let crucian carp realize its value.
"Hmph, I don't want to avenge Master Yu, but I want Master Yu to give you a trick. Go ahead and dream!" The crucian carp swung its tail, staring at a ruby at the bottom of the fish tank, without even looking at Lucifer, all kinds of noble and cold Yan.
Come beg me, come beg me!Hmph, I won't give you any help if you beg!
Before the crucian carp has eaten enough, its body is out of the clear water and exposed to the air.
Lucifer held the crucian carp by its tail and shook it: "Huh? What did you say?"
Hanging the golden hook upside down sounds cool, but being forced to hang it upside down is not good. The crucian carp is bullying and afraid of the hard, and is cautious and jealous, so it agreed with a particularly witty mouth, but it became more determined in its heart to reverse those tricks when the time comes .
Satisfied with the answer he wanted to hear, Lucifer threw the crucian carp into the fish tank and turned to the kitchen.
Home-cooked stir-fries are quick and easy to make. When Lucifer came in, Yin Dang was just cooking the last dish: "It's just in time, help me take out the dishes." He said, motioning Lucifer to look at the cooking table, which is neat and tidy. Four plates of dishes were laid out.
When Lucifer finished serving the dishes and was about to go to the kitchen after the dining room was set, Yin Dang came out with the last dish.
The dishes are ready, and the rice is ready.The two sat at the edge of the table and began to move their chopsticks.
Not only was Lucifer not angry about Yin Dang using these five dishes to get away with it, but he felt that he had seen another side of Yin Dang, which was so cute.
After eating in harmony, Yin Dang, who was enthusiastic about learning magic, couldn't wait to suggest returning to the devil world.Although you can learn magic anywhere, this small house in his family is no stronger than the practice room in the devil's palace, and it cannot withstand the ravages of magic at all.What's more, the concealment is not good enough, if someone sees from the window during the practice, it will be a lot of trouble.Although the windows are covered by curtains, Yin Dang still doesn't feel safe.
Yin Dang wants to go back to hell, Lucifer is naturally willing.So after washing the dishes, the two went to the bedroom.
When he came to Yin Dang's room again, Lucifer's mood was completely different.Compared to the last time when he just stood at the window and looked at the steamed stuffed buns sold in the breakfast shop outside, this time, Lucifer's attention was focused on observing the room furnishings and studying Yin Dang's preferences.
Do what you like, and the pursuit will be smoother.Besides, if he doesn't find something to do to distract his attention, his thoughts will always be occupied by the four characters of "sleeping together in the same bed".
Although the two had already slept on the bed, but at that time he hadn't realized his feelings for Yin Dang, so he was naturally calm.It's different now. Lucifer still can't calm down when he thinks that they will sleep on the same bed later, even though he understands that this is to return to the Demon Realm.
What if I can't hold back after waiting for a while, and make people do this and that?
Yu is just unreliable, and he doesn't know how to deal with this situation in advance. Sure enough, it is better to rely on others than to rely on oneself. After chasing the devil, he still has to do it by himself.
Just as Lucifer was thinking, Yin Dang, who was already lying on the bed, was puzzled: Why stand there stupidly, if you don't go to bed, what if you fall asleep and pass through the Demon Realm, leaving him behind?
"Come up quickly!" Yin Dang stretched out his hand and patted the half of the bed specially set aside, signaling Lucifer to lie down on it.
The person you like lies on the bed and invites you to share the same bed, and the cliff that can hold back is the tortoise.
As soon as Yin Dang finished speaking, Lucifer appeared on the bed in an instant, lying on the place where Yin Dang's hand had just been patted.
The bed is a single bed, which is more than enough for one person to sleep, and it won't be too crowded with a child.But Lucifer was one size bigger than Yin Dang, let alone a child, so the two of them were quite crowded lying on the bed.
But this is exactly what Lucifer wants, it's better to squeeze, the more crowded the better.Arm to arm, foot to foot, so close.If it wasn't for fear of frightening the other party by acting too hastily, he wouldn't even want to keep any clothes on his body.
In fact, it is not crowded enough. If the bed is smaller, maybe you can still hold Yin Dang to sleep. It would be wonderful to think about it.Lucifer began to consider whether to take advantage of Yin Dang's inattention and secretly cut off part of the bed.
In Lucifer's eyes, the bed was too big, but in Yin Dang's eyes, it was too small.
Do you want to move to the big bed in the master bedroom next door while you are still asleep?
Sleeping next to each other like this makes me uncomfortable.
"Go to sleep." Lucifer said, giving up cutting the bed boards and at the same time inadvertently won benefits for himself and avoided bad luck.It was a blessing in disguise, but unfortunately I didn't know it.
But not knowing doesn't prevent Lucifer from being dissatisfied.He grasped Yin Dang's left hand tightly, and when Yin Dang tried to withdraw his hand after he noticed it, he gave a reason: "This way, when the space crack appears, I will not be left behind. It is safe."
Yin Dang thought it made sense, so he acquiesced in Lucifer's behavior of eating tofu.
Demon world.
Lucifer opened his eyes and looked at Yin Dang who was still lying beside him, feeling soft in his heart.
If the person hasn't caught up with him, it's hard to guarantee that there won't be other demons with the same insight as him.Although my force value crushes them, but in terms of the means of chasing people, it is really not as good as those experienced demons.
Sure enough, you still have to declare your sovereignty first!
Lucifer glanced at Yin Dang who was still awake, and carefully got up to solve potential hidden dangers.
Yin Dang turned over between half awake and half asleep, touched his side with his hand, but there was nothing there, and suddenly woke up.
What about people?If you don't know how to hold hands, you can't bring it!Could it be that he was really left behind?
Yin Dang panicked, pulled the slipped quilt over his head, and planned to sleep back to reality.As a result, because he just woke up, he couldn't fall asleep, so he had to roll on the bed depressedly holding the quilt.
When Lucifer came back after finishing the matter, he saw Yin Dang rolling around on the bed.
"The bed is uncomfortable?" Let someone change it later!No one slept before, this thing is just a decoration, it doesn't matter if it is good or not.Not so now.
"It's very soft, big and comfortable." Yin Dang replied subconsciously, and then realized after finishing speaking: "You haven't been left behind? Then why didn't you see you just now? I'm going to go back to sleep and have a look." He explained his embarrassing behavior.
"I woke up a little earlier than you, and I just got up to deal with something. What are you doing now? Do you want to get up and learn magic and grudges?" Just now, besides declaring sovereignty, I also had a discussion with two veteran subordinates.They agreed that they need to spend more time together to cultivate their relationship, so that they can catch up with the queen as soon as possible.So learning magic and fighting spirit became the best excuse to be together.
Although Yin Dang was very moved by this, he still had reason. He still remembered that he was running a store. If he didn't want to close the store, he should go back to replenish the goods and recruit a salesperson by the way.After all, I have to learn from Lucifer in the future, and I don't care about the store at all. I can't keep asking the devil sent by Lucifer to help me look after the store!
Those who can be sent out by Lucifer's name are definitely not low in status.The temple is small and the Buddha is big, helping once or twice is to see the face of the devil, let alone for a long time.
Thinking of this, Yin Dang discussed with Lucifer and temporarily moved the study time to the afternoon.
Back at the store, □□ Department Store is already open for business.
Yin Dang entered the store and found that the devil sitting behind the counter collecting gems was an acquaintance.
"Ker? It turns out that Lu... Your Majesty asked you to help!" Yin Dang promptly and wittily changed the blurted Lucifer into His Majesty.
Even so, the people present were all non-human beings with excellent hearing, so how could they miss the meaningful word 'road'.
Where Yin Dang could not see, the demons who came to line up to buy things winked and exchanged gossip silently with exaggerated expressions.
"Road? Besides His Majesty the Demon King, who else in hell has the word "Road" in their name?"
"Oh~ It's already progressed to calling each other by their first names! Your Majesty is so fast. He only announced his pursuit in the morning, and now he has developed to calling each other's names."
"If things go on like this, it won't be long before we will usher in the Demon Queen and have a big happy event!"
"Yes, yes, but why doesn't your majesty let us mention this in front of Yin Dang? You can't go forward to gossip about one of the protagonists, and you can't discuss it openly in person. It hurts me internally!"
"Your Majesty must have his reasons for ordering this. I heard that humans are a shy race. If Your Majesty hasn't caught up with us, and we are too enthusiastic to scare them away first, then there will be no queen!"
"It makes sense, then let's bear with it, we must not affect His Majesty's love."
……
Because Yin Dang's back was facing them, he didn't know the demons winking at all, well, even if he saw it, he couldn't understand it.But when collecting the gems, I could see it clearly.
Ke Er's attention was attracted by the demons' gossip, and when they came to an end, they came back to answer Yin Dang.
Fortunately, Yin Dang just asked casually, and didn't necessarily hear the answer.After all, Cerberus has collected the bill here, and the answer is very obvious and clear at a glance.
Without waiting for a quick answer, Yin Dang stood behind the counter and found a blank table, took out paper and spread it on it, and began to draft the recruitment notice.
The demons were busy gossiping, so the speed of shopping naturally slowed down.Therefore, while Ke Er collected the gems, he still had time to pay attention to what Yin Dang was doing.
"Recruitment notice?"
"Yes, I can't bother you all the time, so I plan to hire a demon to look after the store."
The conversation between Cerberus and Yin Dang was quite loud, and the demons heard it, and their eyes lit up: the moon is the first to be near the water, and similarly, the gossip can also be the first to be near the water.If he works in Yin Dang's shop, won't His Majesty be the first to know how far the relationship between Yin Dang and His Majesty will go in the future?With the first-hand information, I can definitely come out on top when it comes to gossip.I couldn't help but get excited just thinking about it.
Obviously, there are more than one demon with this idea, and all of them are well versed in the principle of attacking first.Therefore, when the recruitment notice was still in the drafting stage, many demons signed up.
"Boss, what do you think of me? I have a high force value, and even ordinary demons would not dare to overlord me, please invite me!"
Another demon pushed the one who had just spoken away: "It's better for the boss to hire me. I'm not low in strength, and I don't have any requirements for salary. I'm hardworking and hardworking."
"Go away, I have all the advantages you have, but you don't have what I have. Boss, I have many suitors, and they are all very capable. If you invite me, it is equivalent to getting countless foreign aids for free. They have done hard work and can catch up." Troublers have many advantages and uses." A red-haired, red-eyed, hot female demon said coquettishly.Just finished speaking, as if echoing her words, several male demons around her showed off Kong Wu's powerful figure.
"Britney, don't you have a job? Why are you still robbing us?"
"You can quit if you have one. How interesting is that dry and boring job."
While they were arguing, a demon seized the opportunity to sell himself to Yin Dang: "Although I don't have so many suitors, I can do everything those suitors can do. Usually, the cleaning of the store and so on, It can also be all-inclusive, and only one salary is required, so it’s a good deal to ask me.”
In addition to these few, other demons also rushed to describe their own advantages in an attempt to impress Yin Dang.
He was obviously just a salesperson in a small grocery store, but he was snatched up by them. The competition was as fierce as civil servants.
The voice was too noisy, and Yin Dang was dizzy from hearing it. Just as he wanted to make everyone quiet, Cerberus opened his mouth and let out a beast roar: "Wow~"
The whole place fell silent in an instant.
Yin Dang was satisfied, and Ke Er was also satisfied.
"I'm still here, what are you grabbing? All go shopping honestly!"
There were wailing in and out of the store, and those who didn't know thought something tragic had happened.
"Boss Ke'er, you can't do this. Once you walk through the gates of hell, no one will see you. When those birdmen attack and no one raises the alarm, the demon world will suffer heavy losses!"
"Boss Keer, the gates of hell need you, so leave it to us to look after the store!"
Words like these came one after another, all to make Cerberus focus on the gate of hell and leave them the trivial matter of looking after the shop.The demons who were still arguing just now all united to try to make Ke Er change his mind.After all, with Ke Er's strength, if he wants this job, others will lose even a chance.
Ke Er was unmoved: "I'll just hand over the work. A new three-headed hellhound was born in the clan 200 years ago, and now it's time for training. I just abdicate."
"Boss, two hundred years old is still underage. It's wrong to hire child labor." Some demons spoke righteously.
"If I remember correctly," Ke Er said lightly, "I seemed to be younger than this when I took over? Was it around [-]? Or [-]?"
The demons were speechless.
"That's it. If you bought something, go back quickly, and if you didn't buy it, line up honestly!"
So this matter was unilaterally finalized before the boss spoke.Of course, Yin Dang has no intention of objecting, after all, it is better to invite acquaintances than to invite students.He understands Ke Er's personality and abilities, so he can't be more at ease.
The notice with the words 'Recruitment Notice' just written on it was invalidated, and Ke Er casually crumpled it into a ball of paper, and when he threw it out, he sprayed a small amount of fire, leaving no ashes behind.
After this matter was settled, Yin Dang started to work on another matter.In addition to hiring a salesperson when he came here, he also wanted to make up for the consumed goods.
As soon as he said to replenish the goods, a list of out-of-stock and out-of-stock product names popped up when Keer opened his mouth, which made Yin Dang dumbfounded.
"Is there a list?"
He was silent for a while, probably because he didn't expect that Yin Dang, as a shop owner, didn't know so much about his products.Fortunately, he has always been cautious in doing things and kept everything just in case.Ke Er opened the drawer under the counter, took out a piece of paper full of words and handed it to Yin Dang.
Yin Dang took a look and saw that the sales of various commodities were listed on the paper.How many units of each item have been sold and how long the remaining inventory will last are clearly written.Replenishment can be easily done as long as you follow the list.
He opened his own shop for more than half a year, and he only made a rough idea of the purchases.It turned out that the other party had only been here for two days, and he had explained the situation in such detail.Sure enough, people are more popular than people, hiring such a salesperson is really profitable!
Yin Dang praised himself for his wisdom and martial arts, completely ignoring the iron-clad fact that he did not hire Ke Er, but Ke Er took the initiative to stay.
Holding the list, Yin Dang shuttled through the aisles of the shelves, replenishing what needed to be replenished, and counted the remaining cooked food from the space according to the missing quantity in the list, and then put them into the space ring.
After handing over the interspatial ring to Kerer, Yin Dang began to worry about how much Kerer's salary would be paid.
I don't know how many gems the average salary of the salesperson here is. If it is converted in reality, it's okay to give more, but if it's less, wouldn't I be sorry for Ke Er?
How about letting Kerr say how much he wants?No, in case Ke Er is embarrassed, what should I do in a low-level manner.
Yin Dang struggled for a long time, and finally had an idea, and decided to pay a salary of [-] rubies a month, and then include food.He can choose any kind of food in the store, and he can eat it for free.If you want to buy other products, you can get a [-]% discount, and when the goods are in short supply, you have the right of first refusal.
Tell Ke Er about the salary. In the end, because he was afraid that the salary would be too low, Yin Dang added that it could be raised.
"The salary of the same shop staff outside is generally about two thousand and five rubies, not including food and lodging. Your salary is relatively high, and the benefits are much better." Although it is not as good as his one at the gate of hell.
After Ke Er said this, Yin Dang felt at ease, and after the salary was fixed, there was nothing else to do.There was Ke Er in the store, and there was no room for him to use his abilities at all, Yin Dang left after explaining.
He didn't notice at all that after he left, all the demons present were staring at his back, whispering and gossiping among each other.
"Come and go in a hurry! Are you impatient to go back to see His Majesty?"
"Your Majesty still said that he didn't catch up? It doesn't look like this is the case! Look at how long it's been like three springs, I can't wait!"
"Idiot! If you don't see each other every day, it's like every autumn. If you don't know the human saying, don't play around with it. It will reveal your ignorance!"
"Even if he doesn't know it, don't you like it!"
"That is, besides me, who else can tolerate such an ignorant devil? If I don't want him anymore, wouldn't there be no one wanting him? That's too pitiful."
"Who do you say no one wants? My suitors are everywhere."
The two male demons queuing in front of the store chatted and made a fuss, and the other demons who were watching saw this and booed each other.
The lively scene made everyone temporarily forget the previous gossip.
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