[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

"But you have a way,? Right?"

...No, what do you think I am, Batman? "Batman, use your invincible bat brain to think of a way"?

But he seems to have a way.

Jack turned slightly to avoid Harry's loving embrace, and said to the Riddler, "Take off your coat."

"what?"

"Didn't you ask me to protect you? I told you to take off your coat."

The Riddler was silent. After finally listening to him, he took off the bright green suit coat and handed it to Jack.He thought Jack had some kind of magical trick, but the latter simply took the coat, made sure that it didn't smell strange, and then put it on Harry's shoulders. The Riddler waited for a while, making sure that he only wanted the coat for After preventing Harley from catching a cold, she felt a burst of unexplained anger: "Can't you use your own coat if you show the spirit of a gentleman?"

That’s not okay,? The inside of my coat is full of knives, pistols, bullets, grenades, smoke/mist/bombs, various toys and timing/explosion/bombs,? It’s like a mobile arsenal, If I take off this dress, I will lose more than half of my fighting power.Jack chewed his cigarette butt, thinking so,? But he didn't say,? Instead, he gestured for the Riddler to shut up, and turned to ask Harry, who was so moved that she was almost in tears: "Your new friends?"

"No, pudding,? I have nothing to do with them!" Harry shook his head hastily,? "After I left Gotham,? I was caught by the Los Angeles police,? I was thrown into prison by them. Le's bad guy stuck a bomb/bomb up my neck and if I don't do what she says it's going to explode... pudding!"

"Why did you leave Gotham?" Jack avoided her kiss, and the Riddler kept hiding behind him. He seemed to hear the sound of low laughter. The scene of the three of them was like an eagle catching a chicken, which was a bit funny.

"Are you angry, Pudding, I just want to find a way to save you..."

Jack could see that Harley wanted to make a long story, specifically telling how much she had paid for the clown, and that escaping Gotham was not a betrayal, so he quickly gestured for Harley to stop: "So you take your new friend back to Akka Mu for what?"

Harley's heart was up and down, but there was still a clear thought, that is, the clown must not let the clown feel that she betrayed him, had new friends, and was no longer his accessory.

In her cognition, the clown has always been a moody person. He is violent by nature and extremely neurotic. His mood changes are so fast that there is no warning at all. One second, he buttoned Harry with a gentle face, and the next second Will take out a knife to cut off her face.After being with the clown for nearly two years, she still has no idea what the clown is thinking, but there is no doubt that the clown doesn't love her, not for a second.The clown doesn't care about her proud figure and beauty. He never admits that Harley is his girlfriend, and treats Harley no worse than a pet. To him, Harley is more like a beautiful decoration. He Need sexy and tall girls around to decorate yourself, but this girl doesn't have to be Halle.

The clown did protect her. Without the protection of the clown, a beautiful girl like Harley would be eaten up on the first day she entered the gang, and even the body might not be left intact. But he hurt Harley far more than his careless protection.Sometimes Harley sat on his lap, feeling no different from the clown’s dog. She wagged her head desperately to rub against her master’s feet. Occasionally, the clown would stroke her fur when he saw how hard she was trying to flatter her. , to give her a little sweetness to eat, but more of an annoyance to kick her away.

"Uh, we're here to cast Be..."

Suddenly, a female voice interrupted Harley: "He came to kill the Riddler."

Jack raised an eyebrow.

Seeing this, the Riddler quickly shrank back.

"What's the matter, Frost, this has nothing to do with the Riddler, we only need his cane, there is no need to kill..." Deadshot whispered.

The woman with frosty white hair stepped forward, her slender legs were as white as fresh snow: "Amanda alone gave me a new order, 'Kill the Riddler'. I originally wanted to sneak out while you were not paying attention, Alone, but now things have changed—clown, why did you shelter the Riddler?"

Jack smiled: "That's the great secret he discovered. Generally speaking, the more people who know, the faster they die, but he is too smart to die."

"Your little girlfriend has told you that we have bombs in our necks. If we don't complete the mission, the bomb will be detonated and we will all die, including your girl. Dead people will not reveal your secrets, no matter here today We won't tell what we hear. Clown, give the Riddler to me, and I promise he won't die too painfully." Killer Frost stretched out his hand to him.

However, Jack just shook his head: "Although this proposal is very tempting, you seem to have forgotten one thing. This is Gotham, and here, there is a cloaked vigilante flying around the streets and alleys every day."

Before Killer Frost could react, a huge bat shadow enveloped everyone present. Batman descended from the sky, and his black cloak made him look like a crow with its wings folded.He first kicked over the biggest Shark King with the strength when he landed, and then kicked over the Boomerang Captain standing in the front.Then he stood up and faced Jack, who looked at his tall, dark shadow in the flickering pale light, and understood for a moment why Batman was called Gotham's Nightmare.He grinned at Batman, grinning, "Hey, Bat..."

Batman responded by throwing him a resounding punch.

Jack was sent flying backwards, like a cannonball, and hit the wooden boxes not far behind him. These wooden boxes were old and rotten and brittle. For a while, smoke and dust were everywhere, and the residue of sawdust was flying everywhere. , under the gaze of everyone, Jack lay in the middle of a mess, his arm twitched twice like a dead fish, and did not move.

Everyone swallowed silently.

But completely different from this huge momentum, Batman actually didn't use a lot of force on Jack. He only used three or four points of his full force, but he had some tricks to make the blow sound loud.

Although Jack has little knowledge of his own physical condition, every medical report given to him by Arkham Asylum will appear on the Batcomputer, and Batman knows his health problems better than he himself.Leaving aside the commonplace liver and kidney insufficiency, Jack suffers from anemia and mild muscle weakness. The number of white blood cells in his body has recently fluctuated, and coagulation disorders may occur, not to mention mental illness.

So in the eyes of Batman, he is a mental patient with poor health, and he can't be too hard on him.Jack hadn't done anything too bad, and he wasn't like the clowns of the past. He was in good health, with rough skin and thick flesh, and a fist the size of a sandbag on his face.If you hit too hard, Jack will go into cardiac arrest. It would be ridiculous if the Dark Knight's principle of not killing was broken because of this.

Jack is a smart man, knowing that Batman intends to act in front of everyone, the story lay down between the planks, pretending to be knocked out by Batman, and listening to Batman single-playing Suicide Squad.

In the face of so many people, he was the first to beat the clown, which was indeed the treatment of the head of the fan club.thought Jack.

As for the safety of the Riddler, Jack didn't care about it. Batman is still here, can the Riddler die?

But he soon couldn't pretend to be dead and lie down, not because Harry knelt beside him like Pan Jinlian who coaxed Wu Dalang to drink medicine, and kept calling "little pudding", but because the dead shooter was watching him. With a team of them unable to defeat Batman, in such a narrow space, use fire!arrow!gun!

Grass!

Arkham Asylum was originally a residence of nobles, and the building has a history of a hundred years. This underground warehouse has a longer history, but it cannot withstand the indiscriminate bombing of fire/arrow/cannon.The wooden beams cracked with a toothache, and the top beams were crumbling, raining stone chips.Jack cursed in his heart. He jumped up from the sawdust, spread his coat to protect Harry under him, and then dragged the Riddler, who was so dizzy from Batman's beating, that he couldn't even tell the direction, from the warehouse door. rushed out.

Followed by Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, and Killer Frost, all well-trained fighters with a knack for escaping.Jack put Harry down, and threw the Riddler who had lost consciousness on the ground. Looking at the collapsed warehouse, white dust was flying in groups. None of them attacked each other, but maintained a tacit tacit understanding. Look into the depths of the smoke.In the end, a black figure slowly emerged. He walked from the dust, with a yellow belt hanging on his shoulder. When he got closer, Jack realized that it was Batman's universal belt.

The black spider shook the belt: "Trophy."

"Black Spider?" Harry exclaimed.

"Unbelievable... Black Spider, you defeated Batman?" Killer Frost was also surprised.

Only Jack stared at the "Black Spider" steadfastly, and subconsciously activated the clown vision.Everything around him turned gray and white, and in this gray and white, he saw a line of green graffiti floating above the head of "Black Spider", which looked like a game ID, and there was a playful little arrow next to it.The words read: Batman.

Jack: ...

Under the siege of so many people, he was not injured at all, even if the Shark King and Captain Boomerang walked all over the ground looking for teeth, he even changed his clothes in just a few minutes, and adjusted the original voice of Black Spider with the voice changing device. The voice, Batman, really rushed.You can always trust Batman.

Although this skill is really useful, he will see through anyone's disguise at a glance in the future, but why does it feel so weird... It feels like playing a game in ambush behind a tree and preparing to rob, but because of the ID and the name of the gang Too long and revealing like...

Take a closer look at the slight changes in the shoulder width of this "Black Spider", so you really have been putting together a team of rookies, you know nothing about your companions, and you were sent to Brother by Amanda Waller before you even passed the break-in period. Here comes Tan.

Everyone gathered around the "Black Spider" to express their surprise. Soon, Killer Frost turned her head, her light blue eyes were like a heavy piece of ice, she looked at Jack, and also at the Riddler who was limp as mud behind Jack, Breathing out a breath of white air, he said, "Joker, do you really want to protect the Riddler? I've never heard of you being so loyal."

Jack stood up from the ground and straightened his messed up purple coat.At some point, a letter opener appeared in the palm of his right hand. He smiled and said, "I can't do anything about it. Someone can hold me. Maybe we can take a step back and wait for the Riddler to wake up." .”

"Hmph, let him run away when he wakes up? Harley, come back, if you stay with the clown again, he will blow you up for the Riddler!" Killer Frost shouted to Harley who was standing next to the clown, the blonde The girl was wearing an overly baggy green suit, holding a baseball bat, and facing her former teammates, she looked out of place and very funny.

"No... I'm a psychiatrist, and I can see what you can tell. From the beginning, I knew Mr. J didn't care about me, but," Harry paused, "but I love him! I love him Love so much that you can live just for him!"

"Stupid girl..."

Jack slapped Harry's gold-gauze hair with a slap, and pushed the talkative girl who was crazy about love back. If he hadn't stopped him, Harry would definitely say some shocking rhetoric, such as "I can just He is alive", it makes my teeth ache when I hear it, this is not a heroic movie, and each of them reads the dying lines as if they will die heroically in the next second.Jack couldn't hear this.

He does sympathize with Harley, who is madly in love with the Joker, but the Joker doesn't even bother to give her the eyes.Jack used to think about it when he was reading comics, what did he think about Harley, the clown really doesn’t love you, after you broke up with him, he changed to a new hot girl named Laughing Point.The laughing point is just like you, a fan of fans who are willing to work for him, but you are a fan of Mengnv's mother, and she is an illegitimate fan.There's a slight difference, but the truth is the same—at the end of the day, pretty girls are just decorations for him, and he has as many fanboy clowns like you as he wants.He never cherished you.

He lit another cigarette, took a slow puff, and said, "Think about it in your minds, why did Amanda Waller kill the Riddler? Why did she let the whole group of you come, but only This task is given to Killer Frost, and I set two goals for you, can you kill the Riddler together?"

Deadshot frowned: "What do you mean?"

"The Riddler has something that Amanda Waller is afraid of, and this thing is likely to make you disobedient, so she only sent one person there to reduce the risk of being discovered. As for what is the secret that can threaten her, I Guess—” Under the gaze of everyone, Jack breathed out a puff of smoke contentedly, and waited until the smoke cleared before saying, “He knows how to disarm the bomb in your neck.”

"electric shock."

The Riddler showed the scar on the back of his neck, which was exactly the same as other Suicide Squad idioms, and said, "Let the current pass through your brain for more than a minute, and the nano bomb/bomb will automatically disarm."

Jack kindly reminded: "The electric shock device is in the health center of Arkham Asylum."

So the group's destination changed in this way, from releasing Bain to arriving at the health center to disarm the bomb.In order not to be killed, the Riddler actively led the way, while Jack smoked at the tail of the team. After he said a few words, Harley went to play with the hammer next to the Riddler with a grievance.In this way, Jack and Batman disguised as a black spider came to the rear, and gradually opened a subtle distance from everyone. Jack puffed out a puff of smoke, and whispered in a low voice that no one else could hear: "Bat, how did you put it on?" The two pointed horns are hidden under the black spider's hood?"

Batman is not surprised at all. Jack has a strong reasoning ability, and it is not surprising to see his true identity: "That is not a horn, but a transmitter, which can be disassembled. You should quit smoking."

"I understand how you don't want to smoke secondhand smoke, but it's the only reasonable fun I'm having."

"Smoking hurts your lungs. You are not in good health. Do your ribs still hurt?"

Jack touched the place he hit just now: "The ribs don't hurt, but the skin is a little bruised."

"Your bones have become brittle, you should add some calcium." Batman said, "There is also a problem with the number of platelets, try not to get hurt when you come out."

"Don't scold me for running away to play?"

"Go back and scold again."

Jack was silent for a while: "The Riddler knew my identity. I don't know if other people saw something. To be honest, it's really incredible that the matter between me and the clown can be kept secret for almost two years."

Both of them are smart people. Needless to say, they know the consequences of this news being made public. There are countless people who have feuds with the clown in Gotham. In the past, they did not dare to act rashly because of the clown's viciousness. There are also some blind people with broken brains. The gangsters, eager to kill some big shots to build a reputation on the Internet, once they know that there is another person in the clown's shell, they will madly pounce on Jack like a shark smelling blood, and tear him alive Thousands of pieces of minced meat.Jack is not afraid of them. He has been peaceful on the surface in the past two years, but he has not been very peaceful in private. He has dealt with several doctors who were bought by the clown's sworn enemy to kill him, and he also beat people who wanted to die in the cafeteria or activity room. The prisoner who bullied him to build up his prestige, but he is still alone, with two fists and four hands, I am afraid that he cannot cope with the situation where everyone swarms up.

Batman turned his head away: "I will protect you when necessary."

"Ha, this sentence is enough."

But Batman didn't pay attention to this conversation. He remembered the conversation between the mayor and the director of the madhouse in the back row when he was listening to Jack's performance in the audience. Although they tried their best to lower their voices, Still caught by Batman.

What they talk about is simple: Gotham City spends too much money on the Arkham Asylum every year. In recent years, the government has suffered serious deficits. Half of the expenses came from charitable donations from Wayne Enterprises, and even the third renovation of the guard facility was paid by Wayne Enterprises).If the clown's mental condition really improves and stabilizes to the point where he can maintain his sanity for a long time without getting sick, is it possible for the cured clown to leave the lunatic asylum and work and live in the city as an ordinary resident of Gotham? ?

Of course, there are deeper reasons for the mayor's proposal. Gotham City is a city ruled by cross-dressing lunatics. He did not make outstanding achievements during his tenure. Seeing that the time for resignation is coming, there is nothing to show He is not reconciled to the results.

Let the clown out and claim that he is cured. If the clown is really cured, it will be the credit of the current mayor. The time when the clown killed people was also when the next mayor took office. The tragedy happened after the next mayor took office. What does it have to do with my transferred mayor?You must have forced him to do something, otherwise why did he live and work in peace and contentment when I was in power, but why did he go crazy again when you came?

However, what if he starts killing people as soon as he is released?

Batman heard the mayor's chuckle: You don't understand this, if he really does this, it would be a good thing.We now have the documents proving his recovery, and as long as we do something to accuse him of committing a crime without being mentally ill and capable of taking full criminal responsibility, we can cut the asylum's budget for clowns.There must be a place for the complaints of tens of millions of people in Gotham that the clown is not sentenced to death. This kind of resentment will turn into angry public opinion, and they will all help us.No one will stand up to overturn the charges and prove the Joker's innocence.You know what I mean, I mean, as long as the papers are there, we can logically—

Sentence him to death.

A group of people soon arrived at the health center.

"Let me see the wind." Batman, who pretended to be a black spider, stood by the window. To use electric shock therapy, he needed to take off the headgear so that the electrodes could stick to his temples, but he couldn't take off the headgear.Otherwise, your true identity will be exposed.

Jack sat cross-legged on the console in the center of the room, watching the Riddler stick electrodes on the members of the suicide squad one by one, and casually reached out and nodded to the biggest Shark King: "Give him two sticks, rough skin and thick flesh." , maybe the current is not deep enough.”

The Riddler obeyed.Jack groped his whole body for a while, making sure that he had finished the last cigarette on the way, and couldn't help sighing: "I've been walking all the way, and I still haven't heard clearly what you are here for."

The Riddler pressed the switch and answered Jack's question softly: "They're here to cast Bane."

"Release Bane?"

"Yes, I guess Bane had a deal with Amanda Waller, and Amanda sent the Suicide Squad over this time for what Bane had."

Jack clicked his tongue: "Then why don't you cooperate with them, wait until Bane is released, and then deactivate the bomb/bomb in their minds?"

"Because Amanda Waller serves the U.S. government, everything is based on the national interests of the U.S. She doesn't really want to save Bain. Although Gotham is a muddy pit, it is still a city in the U.S. Letting Bain out will only destroy The order in Gotham dismembers the ruling power of the US government in Gotham. So she will only pretend to rescue, and when she gets the things, she will order the suicide squad to send Bane back and imprison him again." The Riddler paused, "They will In a critical moment, it is better to disarm their bombs/bombs now, let them get out of Gotham quickly, and save trouble."

Jack stared at him for a while, then suddenly smiled, and a devilish smile appeared on his deathly pale face.His sleeve shook up and down, the Riddler only saw a few blurred afterimages, and then there was a sharp pain in the palm of his hand, the short knife pierced his palm, and the sharp point of the knife protruded from under the flesh.Jack pulled out the knife, and the blade cut a wound on the Riddler's palm. Blood gushed out and wet the turntable on the console.Jack kicked him on top of him, kicked him away, and turned the control dial all the way up.

The electric current that could be tolerated before was suddenly pulled to the maximum, piercing the brains of everyone in the team, as if thousands of highly poisonous steel needles were inserted into the temples, or a blunt knife was scraping along the brain.Jack stepped on the Riddler lightly and deftly, turning in a circle, leaving a line of blood-stained footprints. He listened happily to the painful howls of all the people present, and his voice was as cold as ice: "You lie, Edward .You just gave them enough electricity to disarm them, you just want them to think they are no longer threatened by Amanda Waller, acting dangerously to make her detonate the bomb/bomb, and put Harley and her new friend in the neck It exploded. However, what makes me even more curious is what is the deal between Edward Nygma, Bain and Amanda? The secret that makes you kill all the members of the Suicide Squad and help Bain guard—— What is it?"