[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

I don’t know if it’s the benefits of the time traveler, but you obviously have nothing to do with the term Wenhao, you’re just an ordinary high school girl, and after arriving in the world of “Bungo Stray Dogs”, you’ve gained extra abilities.

Its name is "Game Theory", or, in the corresponding Chinese translation, "Game Theory".

Maybe it's because of the word "game", your ability is quite peculiar.It's like the save and load functions common in video games-you can save the state at a certain moment and read it repeatedly after that.

What's even better is that only the physical condition is recalled; after loading the file, your memory is still continuous, and there will be no gaps along with the file reading.

Rounding off, it is an undead body that can quickly regenerate no matter how many injuries it receives.

You are very satisfied.Such a simple skill is too practical in Yokohama City, where the folk customs are simple and honest.

You have been wandering the streets for a long time.

Obviously the ability is so special that you can live without eating, drinking, or sleeping, but you have never been in such pain in your life.

To say why.

"Damn... I really want to play games, but I'm going to die if I can't play games..."

You won't be dragged down by your body, you don't have to worry about the danger of your life, you can be free and unrestrained, and do what you want...it should be like this.

It's a pity that such a heinously convenient ability naturally has a corresponding price.

As the price of resetting, the flash of longing when you load the file will be captured and infinitely magnified.

The more times you read the save file, the stronger your desire will be.If it is not satisfied, this feeling will snowball and become more and more difficult to ignore and affect your normal life more and more.

If the user of "Game Theory" is replaced by someone else, I don't know what serious and tragic crimes will develop.

But personally, you don't have any lofty ambitions, so the direction of this desire has always stayed in such insignificant things as wanting to eat biscuits and wanting to pet a Shiba Inu, which is quite worry-free.

——Until, in the last few days, you urgently had the idea of ​​wanting to play games.

The terrible thing is that game consoles cost money, cassettes cost money, arcade machines cost money, and you have no money.

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't get a penny out, who would want to wander around like ghosts without a place to go?

It's not like you haven't thought about finding a job.But you are wearing the iconic sack uniform of a Chinese high school. It looks like you are not even 18 years old, and you can't show an official ID. Even if you apply, no one will accept you.

Backtracking so often that all you can think about is playing the game.

You are just too eager.

I am so anxious that I would like to ask if I can give you a job when I meet anyone. I don’t need to worry about food, drink, or housing, as long as I give you money.If you don't want to give money, just rent a game console.

You wander around, and before you know it, you end up in a park.

On the bench under the dusk, a young man was leaning forward, playing games and yelling.

In hindsight, any time you looked at him at that time, you would have noticed how strange the bandages were wrapped around his body, and how familiar the voice was complaining about game design.

But you don't.

You gradually stopped, staring at the flickering screen of the handheld in his hand.Too obsessed, so I don't notice anything around me.

If you ask him to borrow it to play, will you be regarded as a weirdo?You are thinking hard.

There is no such thing as "clearance" in this type of racing game, it can only refresh the score again and again.

Maybe it was because he failed to break the previous record, the boy let out a "tch" after playing a round, and threw the game console aside without interest.

That's tens of thousands of yen, and I don't know what family background it is.

You feel distressed, and you don't have any stance to criticize, just watching helplessly.

As if he finally noticed you, he picked up the handheld and shook it lightly.For some reason, that motion reminds you of visitors feeding zoo animals.

You can't take your eyes off it.

The boy asked knowingly, "Do you really want to play?"

You were worried and didn't know how to speak, when you heard the words with tears in your eyes, you nodded your head like pounding garlic.

Just when you gratefully took over the phone and raised your eyes to thank him, you finally saw his face clearly and noticed the strong sense of disobedience that you should have noticed long ago.Wearing a suit and a black coat, he didn't look like a student who secretly played games in the park after school.

More importantly...

The black-haired boy's right eye was wrapped with a signature bandage.

He analyzed casually: "Look at this expression, do you know me?"

Gunshots.

The distance is too close to miss.

The bullet slices through your shoulder, cutting a cavity in the flesh.

Everything happens in an instant.You are convulsed with a fever and pain you have never experienced before, and your precious portable game console is also gone.

Osamu Dazai's finger pierced through the blood mist, catching it briskly.

Even though the pain was blurred, you still spared some energy, controlled the ability to bypass the damaged clothes, and selectively restored your hit shoulder.Although it can't be hidden for too long, it is a little bit less information to be exposed.

"As I guessed, it really is immortal. Is it regenerated at a super speed? Interesting."

Osamu Dazai poked at the location of your gunshot wound with great interest.

No one can see that the muscle in your shoulder has just been shot through by a bullet.After resetting, the skin is smooth and complete, and no injuries can be felt.Even so, the moment you were touched by his fingertips, you still felt the lingering phantom pain, and you flinched subconsciously.

"I said," he became interested, "Miss, you are short of money, right? Do you want to be my subordinate?"

You instinctively want to say no.

That's all for Wu Jingzai, who should be Hei Shizai's subordinates——

Osamu Dazai tilted his head: "You may have misunderstood something. If the power of immortality cannot be used by the Communist Party, I will not let you go and leave it to other organizations. Otherwise, the leader alone, we There is no way to make a deal."

"I'm not asking for your opinion. Since you know me, you may also know the ability of "Disqualification in the World".Let's put it this way," he smiled, "the second you refuse, you'll be shot through the head, and I'll make sure you never regenerate.How about it, have you considered it? "

You nod at the speed of light.

10

Little Rabbit Zay.You think bitterly.

Wait until the day when Oda Sakunosuke gets the bento, you wait for him to cry and dance pole dance(?) Please read his files for help.