[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

11

There is a saying, called one step wrong step wrong step.

Also working in Hong Kong = black, if you can be taken care of by the Central Plains cadres, you will be able to get along well;

And you, from the moment you were abducted by Osamu Dazai to Hong Kong=Hei, your entire career has already ended ahead of schedule.

It is true that your immediate superior is Dazai cadre, and you have not enjoyed any preferential treatment as a cadre's subordinate.Even Dazai Osamu specifically ordered you to be treated like the most ordinary and low-level cannon fodder members.

Including, including, wages, wages.

You've never wanted to climb up so much in your life.

If Osamu Dazai's goal is this, then congratulations to him, he succeeded.

12

Even though you were shot once and were threatened by Osamu Dazai, it's not like you can't understand his thoughts.

He didn't actively accept others as his subordinates, except for the controller of "Rashomon", Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who seemed to be a special case because of his potential and aggressive abilities, and was trained to be his strongest spear.

Since he offered to let you be his subordinate, he probably felt that it was inconvenient to have only one spear under his command, and he lacked a shield.

——And in this world, there will be no shield that is cheaper than your "super speed regeneration".

13

The words say so.

You have never thought that Osamu Dazai can really do the crazy thing of "using your own spear to trap your own shield".

Of course, he didn't say such a confusing order clearly.

However, it is very likely that he unintentionally said a few good things about your abilities in front of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, expressing his appreciation for your new subordinate.

So, of course, Akutagawa Ryunosuke came to you with murderous intent and determination to prove himself to that person.

At that time, you were still conscientiously dismantling bombs.

The moment you were cut off by "Rashomon", you don't even know what happened.

The non-barking mad dog stared at your body that had been cut in two, and seemed to wonder for a few seconds why you had no power to fight back, then gave up thinking, sneered, "A fame-seeking person, that's all", put his hands in his pockets, and said proudly and unrestrainedly. turn around -

14

"Next time in a sneak attack, can you not pick me to dismantle the bomb?"

You pull out the thunder=pipe and ask sincerely.

It's a good thing that you saved the bomb in time after finishing the line, otherwise it would have been a waste of time.

Bomb disposal in reality is much more complicated than on screen.Except for high school chemistry and physics, you don't have any relevant background knowledge, and of course no one taught you, relying on search engines and related science books to save your dog's life.Until now, you've been demolishing half-guessed.

But there is no way, except for bomb disposal, most of the tasks that can be received by the bottom are not the kind of parents who are responsible for the kind of trivial, trivial, helping people find cats, or killing people.

You're just an ordinary high school student, and you can't take other people's lives without psychological barriers. ...even if you understand that in the mafia, it's just worthless mercy.

Fortunately, the state of explosion=explosion=matter can be saved.

It's not a hard thing to do given enough trial and error.

The bombs this time are mass-produced and released. You just need to pull out the detonator and you're done. There is no mechanism to prevent demolition.

You casually throw away the part that is left with explosives and cannot be detonated.

15

"How could this be? I didn't miss it—could it be an illusion!"

In astonishment, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's subconsciously calling out the black beast was half a beat slower than the naked eye.

Of course it didn't fail.It's better to say that his strikes are quite quick and quick, and none of them can make you feel pain.From this aspect alone, he is much more likable than your mutual psycho boss Osamu Dazai.

The hook is straight and the bait is salty, three feet away from the water.

He rushed over to find trouble without knowing anything. He really deserved it.

16

Pointed at by the black sharp blade, you are a little helpless: "Didn't the Dazai officer tell you about my abilities? It doesn't make any sense for you to kill me. Because I am not an aggressive ability user, but an immortal body. In other words, No matter how many times you kill me unilaterally, you can't make him look up to you."

You silently hid a word.

——But forcing you to go back many times will definitely make Osamu Dazai understand your abilities better.

It's great that Ryunosuke Akutagawa isn't a brain department.

17

When you went back to work, you learned bitterly that Osamu Dazai said that he was eager to see you.

According to conventional cognition, even super-speed regeneration may fail in the face of an injury that is too serious and difficult to repair like a half cut, or at least the speed of recovery will be slowed down.

If I'm not mistaken, he probably wants to see your situation with his own eyes to assess the limit of your abilities.

18

"Officer Dazai, what do you want from me?"

Fortunately, you have a long-term mind.

You secretly rejoice.

Before, when you were cut in half, your top would naturally turn into a blood-spattered waistless gown.

Even if you don’t think Hong Kong=Black has always been going straight to the brain circuit, the non-barking mad dog can see the way, but just to be on the safe side, you still deliberately bypassed that piece of clothing when backtracking.

As you guessed, as soon as you entered the door, Osamu Dazai glanced at your bare waist first, and confirmed that there was not even a trace left, then looked away uninterestedly, and opened his mouth to complain like a child : "I want to drink coffee."

You feel a chill in your heart.

Sure enough, he loudly reported to you the neurotic request in the original work: "Put more milk, and make it slightly iced—but no ice cubes. The best with or without coffee=coffee=cause. And there is also, sugar Put two copies!"

19

After 10 minutes, you changed your clothes, took the coffee, and put the cup on his table with a blank expression:

"It's made with cold milk, with two packets of sugar added. Instant low-fat latte, whether you like it or not."

He made a bunch of crooked requests, but he never said that his subordinates were not allowed to deal with them with cheap instant coffee.

I don't know if there has never been a subordinate who had the guts to deal with him with instant coffee, and even said disrespectfully, "Would you like to drink it?" Osamu Dazai stared at the cup of coffee with a very strange look.

Just when you were mentally prepared to be disliked by him for the poor taste of the coffee, he leaned closer to sniff it, and took another tentative sip.

20

"No poison?"

Dazai said in confusion.

His voice was beyond doubt.

It's as if he's convinced from the bottom of his heart that you're going to do whatever it takes to try to assassinate him, and you're going to take this opportunity to poison your coffee.

Strange.Hei Shizai is not the leader Zai, life is not in dire straits.

You were inexplicably asked by him: "Why should I poison you?"

The black-haired boy stared at you for a few seconds, but didn't speak.

Holding the mug in his hand, he slowly finished the cup of iced coffee.