[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

111

Dazai stared at your face without blinking.

He observed and double-checked, as if trying to find some signs of hypocrisy, trying to find a crack in your expression—so that he could escape logically.

With his cowardly character, such confirmations may have been made countless times.

But he must have found nothing.

112

A young man with a bright mind, who is both a god and a devil, with nightmarish sharp thinking, who cannot be seen through at all——

It is not an exaggeration to be such a person, no matter how demonized he is, why he domesticated himself into a house cat in front of you is temporarily unknown.

However, even if you become a domestic cat, you sincerely hope that he is the happiest cat in the world.

113

"Miss, you...will spoil me like this."

Osamu Dazai let out a sigh of relief.

His eyes were closed, and he could only see his eyelashes fluttering slightly, like a butterfly fluttering its wings.

As you wished, he relaxed completely, and even leaned slightly on your body, tilting his head and rubbing your hand on his shoulder:

"I'm a very hateful man, selfish, and I can't learn to accept it when I get it. Once I'm given a little favor, I have to go all out and want to monopolize it all—I want to put all your mind on it. For me, I only know the things that revolve around me. It’s impossible for me to let it go just because of the relationship of friends or playmates....So, do you understand?"

114

He put it quite bluntly.

No matter how dull people can understand.

Fiery, capricious, hysterical.The dark feelings that belonged exclusively to Osamu Dazai.

It cannot simply be called love, but something heavier and worse than that.Once it touches a little bit, it will be tightly entangled, and it will not be able to get rid of it until the ends of the earth.

You calmed down and asked solemnly: "After dating, will you restrict me from playing cards?"

It seems that he never expected that this matter is what you are most concerned about. Osamu Dazai choked up and said dryly: "...No."

115

You are relieved: "That's fine, that's okay. I unilaterally agreed, you can do it yourself."

His pupils trembled: "You, you agree?"

"Yes, that's right, I agree, let's date. If I am self-indulgent, I will make a mistake. In fact, if you don't want to have a partner, just pretend that I didn't say that."

Osamu Dazai performed an ecstatic dance for you on the spot.

That scene was so funny.You regret it countless times in the future, why you only cared about laughing wildly and didn't have time to record it.

116

Being in such a wonderful and hard-to-generalize mode of getting along with Osamu Dazai, there is really no difference whether there is a status like a lover or not.

Rather, I clearly think that I am not a boyfriend and girlfriend with you, "just a relationship of friends or playmates", and I still talk about "what if I am old and fading, and the lady doesn't like me anymore, or just go now." It would be better to die and stay young forever in your memory." The psychotic boss who said such strange words was more strange.

Speaking of which, it is true that even Sakunosuke Oda and Ango Sakaguchi in the original work did not talk about everything with him.The conversation was suspended on the surface, maintaining a comfortable range for the three of them, and never touched the huge iceberg underwater for a moment.

Complaining to each other about the trivial matters of life.Ignore the gap in status and briefly complain about irrelevance.

In that way, rather than being friends in the conventional sense of ordinary people, it is more like travelers who meet briefly in an oasis.The reason why they are called friends is because that is the closest relationship that Osamu Dazai has.

117

You wake up.

Osamu Dazai, is it because he doesn't have the kind of good friend who can really confide in his heart, so he has a strange perception of the boundaries between friends and lovers?

You want to be the meaning of his life, and you are crazy and intense with him every day, and you are dazed and fascinated by his face, and you praise him for being sick and cute all day long. Move your feet, and the two of them will almost become conjoined twins.

You've made it this far, yet he's still worried that you won't give him a title.

——If you don't agree at this time, then you are completely a scumbag who enjoys ambiguity, is irresponsible, and abandons innocent boys all the time?

118

Having said that, there will really be warriors who dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood... dare to abandon the well-known neurotic Dazai of the port mafia from beginning to end?

Wait, right?

You stopped petting the cat, raised your head suddenly, and muttered to yourself:

"If the rumors that I have abandoned Dazai cadres spread throughout the port mafia, will everyone stop calling me "Iron Wall" and give me a new nickname? "

"Miss?" There was no smile in Dazai Osamu's voice.

119

The more you talk, the more energetic you are: "By the way, there is Akutagawa-kun who has the most serious plot, and I will definitely grit my teeth when I mention it: 'That woman really doesn't know what to do, she dares to play with Mr. Dazai's feelings'! Humph, but he doesn't know This is right in my arms! What is that woman being called, as long as it is not "iron wall", everything else is--ok-ah-! "

I don't know which key word offended him, your new boyfriend's face sank, and he sneered, "If we really broke up because of this reason, I will make sure that everyone in Hong Kong=Black only calls you by that title. Don't I don’t dare to brag, this little thing can still be done. Even the real names of the young ladies who are registered will be changed one by one by my order, okay?”

120

Although it's funny to hear a notorious, heinous, and murderous mafia executive threaten people in such a childish way, but you are indeed threatened!

You turned pale with shock, as if you were facing a formidable enemy: "Don't, you're joking, I'm joking, please don't!"

Tell him to let him let himself go, and he really let himself go.

Damn it, Jiji Dazai is so vicious!