[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

101

Osamu Dazai is really a strange person.

He can always be clingier when you think he can't be clingier.

Recently, since he got your promise of "future game playing partner", he seems to have lost the ability to walk independently, and he has tried his best to stick together with you.

In the beginning, we played games together, but later you played almost all the puzzle-solving two-player games in your inventory, and then changed to the kind of online RPG that you can play in countless games.

For the rest of the time, he gathers to watch movies and TV shows to kill time, or he sits next to him and simply watches you play stand-alone games.

102

It's almost as if he's rooted in your house, except he doesn't stay here overnight.

Sometimes you want him to stop worrying and just stay overnight, but Osamu Dazai is a contradictory person, he doesn’t seem like a person who would care about such things, but he knows the rules especially in such strange places .

103

Because Osamu Dazai has always wanted to run with you, you finally agreed to run with him.

You will regret it on the day of the tour——

You regret how you didn't say yes to him sooner.

How should I put it, should I praise him as worthy of being a script team?His grasp of the rhythm of the narrative is terrifying.Even the original author of the mod couldn't be more familiar with his posture.His brain is easy to use, so no matter what action you propose, he will react quickly.You are used to seeing Osamu Dazai, a goose goose, and once in a while Osamu Dazai whose IQ is completely on the line, you are really not used to it.

It is not an exaggeration to say that if you could meet a secret keeper of his quality when you were running a group, you would definitely grab the opponent's thigh and beg for a place for you in the next group. If you can develop into a fixed table, Really, that would be so cool—

Even if it means that every sentence of your role-playing has to be done in plastic Japanese that smells like two stinging monkeys.

104

Although the price of your compromise is to let him be the keeper and the investigator yourself, Dazai Osamu was not tortured by you as an investigator of the useless firewood problem at all, but it was quite different from what you expected, and he seemed quite happy about it.

Every time you study the clues you already have with a sad face, or get half-dead by the luck of your own shabby dice, he will look on with a smile.

"I invite you to drink milk tea, so," you were tortured to the brink of death, and finally abandoned your dignity, and used the ultimate skill of running dough in the original world line, "you just turn a blind eye and close your eyes, and treat me like this The first dice is successful, okay?"

Osamu Dazai dragged his voice: "Oh, can you finally resist bribing the keeper? This condition sounds very tempting—but I don't like milk tea, so what are you going to do, Miss?"

105

People who need two servings of sugar for coffee and people who also need to add milk, how could they not be interested in milk tea.

You really believed in his evil.

Your thoughts changed, and you quickly changed your strategy: "Then treat yourself to fast food."

"No, I don't like to eat such greasy things——Why does the lady always treat me like a child, it's too much——"

Yesterday, I ordered a children's set meal to get a bonus toy, who is still eating with gusto, you complain, it's not him, who is it, Zhizai Tai?

106

You made several proposals in a row, including crab meat food, but Osamu Dazai rejected them all, and even turned them down. On the other hand, you didn't take bribes out of your mind at all.

At this point, it's pretty obvious that he's deliberately trying to make things difficult for you.

You are desperate: "I don't want to bribe you anymore?"

Osamu Dazai paused suspiciously: "...you can persist a little longer."

"Okay, then what kind of bribe do you think is more distracting?"

107

"You hug me." He whispered.

Osamu Dazai feels very sticky, he will follow you wherever you go.

But it's also strange to say that he really didn't take the initiative to have close contact with you, let alone a hug, and he rarely even touches with your fingers.Even if it touches your skin unintentionally, it will be separated as quickly as being burned by body temperature.If you took the initiative to touch him, the situation will be completely different, and he will immediately coquettishly come forward like a cat whose chin has been scratched,

A wonderful sense of distance.

It's not so much that he has no intention of posting, it's better to say that he doesn't dare to act rashly without your permission.

108

Just give it a hug.What a big deal.

If this can make up for dice luck, you are willing to hang on him as a pendant and never come down for a day.

You opened your hands and gave him a bear hug: "That's it? No more?"

In fact, you somewhat understand his concerns.

——"Disqualification in the World" is not as simple as just nullifying the opponent's ability.That is also a psychological tactic.

Human beings who have used supernatural powers all year round and are properly protected by this supernatural power will instinctively feel naked and timid once they lose the ability to survive for a short time.

In battle, it must be easy to show panic and fatigue.

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This is especially true for "Game Theory", which has a special nature and has brought you back to life countless times.

But the uneasiness was dispelled by a huge sense of relief, warmth, while being hugged back by another person, listening to his unnatural breathing as he tried to slow down.

"No more," Osamu Dazai's voice came vaguely, "There is nothing better than this to really feel you like this."

He almost melted into your arms, turning into a black puddle of mud.

110

"It doesn't get any better than this", he said.

It was just a hug.

It may be that you have been playing too much games recently, or it may be that the neurotic boss's symptoms have been transmitted from person to person, and your inexplicable desire to argue and pity for him suddenly surged up.

You are angry at him, mourning his misfortune, grabbed his shoulder, and said loudly: "Why is there nothing better than this! There are better things, there are many more. Not just hugs, what other people have Good things, our Osamu Dazai is so cute and good, we must have them too!"

The dark-haired boy looked at you blankly.

He is like a black cat passing by, unable to understand the meaning of human language at all, only feeling the intense emotion you convey, just watching like that.

Your hands loosened slightly: "I don't know why you are always timid, but there is really no need. If you want to hug me, you can do it anytime. You can say whatever you want, you want You can say whatever you want, you don’t have to accommodate me in everything. I don’t know what you look like in front of others, but at least in front of me... Take it easy. That way, I will be very happy too.”