[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

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I don't know how many times.

You have unilaterally determined countless times that with Osamu Dazai's character, his relationship with you is close enough, and there will be no further opportunities.

This idea can be traced back to the time when you first joined the port mafia.

He is not like a person who is willing to establish a long-term, stable, and intimate relationship with others. Even if the probability of one in ten million is established, the other party will definitely not be you.

The level of subordinates and subordinates is the limit of the two of you, you think so.

162

Looking back, the relationship between superiors and subordinates has changed beyond recognition.

Osamu Dazai first refreshed at your house and played games with you, and later became your boyfriend, and even learned pole dancing for you.

You think it's the end of it, you'll never see anything more dramatic in your life.

However, Osamu Dazai can always refresh your cognition again and again.

Worrying all day and night that he would fall in love and love him, or love him but refuse him, it’s fine, but he can even say such words as "willing to be played by the lady in the palm of his hand" and "I have always been begging for your love" come out.

163

Most people have a comfortable social distance psychologically, which changes with the degree of intimacy with each other.

But even between the most unrestrained lovers during the passionate love period, this invisible wall has never disappeared.Once the relationship is close enough to cross that line, it will also feel uncomfortable.

It is said that part of the reason for the formation of this subtle sense of distance comes from the primitive society, when the sanitation conditions were not optimistic, and most humans carried pathogens.If you get too close to each other, nine out of ten will be infected by parasites.People who consciously keep their distance from others have a higher chance of survival.

In other words, it was an evolved, pure act of self-preservation.

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But in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, there seems to be no such thing as self-protection.

The port mafia wasn't so obvious before, and after the defection, you felt that he was getting clingier.

He always clings to you whenever he has a chance, as if that is the only way he can get the nutrients to live.In exchange, he also has a morbid desire for your mind to revolve around him forever.

In order to get another person's love, he will do everything possible, make the most docile gesture, and even easily give up the right to be hurt.The same goes for self-domestication.

"What can I do to make you feel at ease?"

You look at Dazai Maomao, who is so close at hand, feeling a little helpless.

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"As long as Miss is willing to stay by my side, I will feel at ease—"

"Married? Although your current situation is not convenient for holding a wedding banquet or something, and I can't think of anyone to invite, but it should be no problem to fill in the marriage certificate first, and then fill it up after the wedding?" You said to yourself Soliloquy.

Osamu Dazai's voice stopped suddenly.

He didn't move, his breathing stopped, and he froze there stupidly.

"...Can I?" After a while, he said softly.

166

It was this familiar sentence again, and it was this pitiful restraint again.

The last thing you can hear is this.As soon as he speaks in this tone, you wish to be a foolish emperor in ancient times, and send all the pearls, jades, silks and satins in front of him, just to smile for Beauty Bode.

Are you kidding, it's Osamu Dazai.

He is so crazy and so cute, there is nothing in the world that he can't do!

167

"To be honest, I have never been interested in marriage, and I didn't have this item in my original life plan. When I think of marrying a certain man, being tied to him, gradually losing myself, and living a life of husband and wife, even You will feel fear. Because, whether you can reap happiness or not, you can’t control it yourself, but you have to place your hopes on another person’s temperament, it’s like a big gamble, right?”

Dazai listened to your speech of fear of marriage and childbirth with trepidation, as if to be sentenced to death.

With his IQ, no matter how you say it, he should be aware of your intention to promote before suppressing.Being so frightened, it must have been too much stimulation, and my brain has stopped spinning.

You take a deep breath: "However, since the other party is Osamu Dazai, it doesn't matter if you get married. It's better to say that even marriage becomes worth looking forward to. —— It's not a question of whether you can or not, it's that I already have to be this person."

It's all said and done.

If he's still insecure, you're really out of luck.

168

Osamu Dazai was down for a long time, scored twice, and gave you another ecstatic dance.

It's over, you think desperately.One of Yokohama's most precious brains, it's silly to toss you like this.

169

When you printed out the marriage certificate, Osamu Dazai was standing next to him, holding his breath, staring at the printer with a kind of amazed eyes.Those who didn't know thought that the printer was pumping out ink normally, and the paper was slowly appearing from the paper outlet. What was the high-tech cosmic people's advanced technology that surpassed the modern technology of the earth by tens of thousands of years, made him die soon after hearing about it.

After you fill in the corresponding part of the content, you pass the pen and paper to him, only to feel that his hand holding the pen is trembling.He took several deep breaths in a row before calming down a little.

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You can't make up your mind: "Why are you panicking? Even if you make a mistake, just print another copy. This is not an exam."

"I...I'm so happy, Miss," he murmured, "I've never been so happy, and even I feel scared and incredible. Even if I never dreamed of it in my sleep, Miss made it come true. ...It's really outrageous. Even though I said I wanted the young lady to make a wish to me, in the end it was always the young lady who made my wish come true."

When you detect that his black mud is shaking before speaking, you immediately cover his mouth vigilantly: "No more black mud! If you have the time to think about it, why not think about who will be invited to the wedding in the future if you are cleansed! "

Hearing the words, he became excited, and asserted bluntly: "Anyway, Akutagawa-kun must invite you."

You are startled.

The first thing you'd think he'd mention was some well-known not-inky hat rack.

Indeed, you have also considered Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Your former partner and colleague, the groom's former apprentice and subordinate, and both of them can be said to have a close relationship.Logically speaking, it should be requested.

"However, he will cause havoc all over the place while shouting why Mr. Dazai, you don't agree with me and marry this woman?"

Osamu Dazai's tone was firmer than ever before, almost like he was angry:

"I don't want to let him know."

The author has something to say:

About why it has not been updated for two days.

Nothing important, you can skip it directly.

Although I have always been a habitual offender of weekly or even monthly shifts before, I basically have a clear conscience on Wenye's side, and I can do regular shifts every day; We have to review at the end of the week, and our school is still famous for its many classes and academic pressure, so I also worked very hard to find time to update.

For other codeword machine authors, the current update frequency may not be a big deal, but for me, it is a super performance, so diligent that my former readers and current friends were furious on the spot when they learned about it.

Another gay friend learned that I was engaged in Wenye, so he rushed to the tag and tried to pick out my vest. When he saw this account several times, he automatically skipped it. He didn’t believe it was me, because "the fake product is too good".

It's all real.

In short, I haven't updated in the past few days. It's really not that I'm making excuses not to update.

You can't imagine what I experienced in the private message on the website next door that starts with L and ends with R at noon on June 6.If it weren't for the inappropriateness of large-scale dissemination, I really want to make the conversation record public, so that everyone can feel my confusion and despair at that time.

At first, it was because the other party left a very offensive comment, so I rushed to the line, and there were a total of 80 conversations, of which I sent 12, and the rest were all from her, one sentence after another, tossing and turning, thinking about convincing .

Let’s describe it to you this way. I’ll show others the screenshots, and say that this is my ex-girlfriend who wants to get me back after breaking up. No one will believe it—it’s the lingering lesbian breakup in the rain. The literature has come to this kind of situation.

The first sentence of the friends who read the news record is: This is not serious, I suspect that you have unconscious Madonna disease at some point;

The second sentence is: Are you wilted? It doesn’t make sense that I, a passer-by, are wilted and you are still supportive.

She's right, my friends, I'm wilted, and I've never seen anything so wicked (a mask of pain) in my writing career.

I closed my private message on the 10th, not to mention writing Dazai Otome, I really want to become a monk, I can’t even watch something funny, because if I laugh, the rubber band will strangle the flesh; if you want to eat something good, reward yourself, orthodontics Can't eat anything but porridge (stress).

It wasn't until today that I found a little bit of writing about Dazai, and then I came over to update it non-stop.

Cherish me, friends!